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#Chicago on Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1596916044?ie=UTF8&tag=phmiracle-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1596916044
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugyGL0zM4Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xViGGXz8Gio
http://siouxfallsbusinessjournal.argusleader.com/article/20110331/BJUPDATES/110331021
http://i.imgur.com/my3Gj.gif
http://threatpost.com/en_us/blogs/list-companies-hit-epsilon-breach-040511
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_stuffing
http://www.qualitylogoproducts.com/blog/microsoft-kinect-fastest-selling-consumer-electronic/
http://fuckyeahcatgifs.tumblr.com/
http://i.imgur.com/kHr8J.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYAZLHrN9M
http://i.imgur.com/IWzkB.gif
http://www.webhamster.com/
http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=10855
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2011/04/epsilon-breach-raises-specter-of-spear-phishing/
http://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/loopcontrol.html
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
http://www.fastsunglass.com/ray-ban-eyeglasses-ray-ban-rx5095-eyeglasses.html?gclid=CKGX3JqchqgCFcW5KgodoEztsA
http://cpansearch.perl.org/src/RKRIMEN/Acme-Matt-Daemon-0.01/README
http://i.min.us/ikq8hS.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVvx2C2oaM
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5593768217/
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07:53 <+Volatile> mattman might want to use today to get some
profit out of MSFT ;P
07:54 <+Volatile> Current bid:US $4,100.00
07:54 <+Volatile> Time left:0h 16m 24s
07:54 <+Volatile> SilentHill guitar
07:54 <+Volatile> so 'penxive
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08:32 <tronyx> morning
09:09 <+Volatile> ohi
09:19 <tronyx> epsilon data breach
09:19 <tronyx> watch for phishing
09:19 <tronyx> remain vigilant citizens!
09:26 <+Volatile> loo
09:27 <+Volatile> Winning bid:
09:27 <+Volatile> US $4,450.00
09:27 <+Volatile> damn
09:28 <+Volatile> that's almost $4k more than the value of
the guitar itself
09:28 <+Volatile> in new condition
09:30 <+sampson> i hate when i hit command+q
09:30 <+sampson> when i meant alt+q
09:31 <+sampson> i need to switch back to my mac keyboard
this windows one confuses me
09:32 <+sampson> much better
09:39 <Orb_> I hate when I hit ctrl-s into a linux console
and it locks the screen. And only ctrl-q fixes it.
09:39 <Orb_> Can I get an amen?
09:40 <+sampson> amen
09:45 <+Volatile> Congratulations! Making deposits just got
easier! With DepositPointTM you can deposit checks from your home
or office using U.S. Bank Internet Banking and your scanner. It's
the ultimate in deposit convenience, allowing you to access funds
faster, save time by reducing
trips to the branch and extend your deposit deadline with no
contract requirements!
09:45 <+Volatile> surprised this didn't happen earlier
09:45 <+Volatile> seems like it would save the bank money
too
09:59 <tronyx> WOOOOHOIOOOOOOOOOOOo
09:59 <tronyx> fire up the fuzzer, watch shit break,
dominate
09:59 <tronyx> this is a good tuesday
10:18 <tronyx> hi everyone!!!
10:20 <+sampson> maybe for you
10:20 <+sampson> i woke up feeling like a semi had run over
my head and a warzone on my computer
10:22 <+sampson> i didn't even get drunk last night :(
10:23 <+sampson> head colds suck
10:24 <chrispi> ATLANTA (AP) — The death
toll has risen to six people after fast moving storms hit the South
with high winds, hail, lightning and power outages.
10:24 <chrispi> Georgia Emergency Management Agency
spokeswoman Lisa Janak says four people have been killed in
Georgia, two of them, a father and son who died when a tree fell
onto a home in Butts County. Dodge and Colquitt counties also each
had a death.
10:24 <chrispi> Tennessee and Mississippi also each have
reported a death related to the storms.
10:24 <chrispi> man that storm was no joke
10:24 <chrispi> heh
10:25 <chrispi> i expected nothing to still be on my deck
when i checked this morning
10:25 <+sampson> butts county
10:25 <+sampson> btuts
10:25 <+sampson> county
10:25 <+sampson> BUTTS
10:25 <chrispi> welcome to the south
10:25 <chrispi> we're all about the butts
10:32 <tronyx> where are you living now chrispi?
10:32 <+sampson> i kinda want this book
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1596916044?ie=UTF8&tag=phmiracle-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1596916044
10:49 <+sampson> tronyx: kay perry not suck mode turned on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rugyGL0zM4Q
10:50 <+sampson> katy*
10:50 <+sampson> er
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xViGGXz8Gio better version
10:52 <chrispi> tronyx: Atlanta
10:52 <chrispi> working for Peer1
10:56 <+m1k[3y]> jesus christ our CTO is a fucking moron
10:56 <+m1k[3y]> he just suggested we switch to a completely
wireless network for the office
10:56 <+m1k[3y]> (we have 200 people working in this
office)
10:59 <tronyx> give him the +1
11:02 <tronyx> nice link sampson
11:03 <+m1k[3y]> this fool has to be making at least 150K
11:03 * m1k[3y] sigh
11:03 <chrispi> m1k[3y]: wireless is the wave of the future
man
11:03 <chrispi> GET WITH THE TIMES
11:04 <+m1k[3y]> haha
11:04 <chrispi> convince him to use WEP
11:05 <+m1k[3y]> god, this guy, he is supposed to be some
java dev too...does not know shit about java
11:05 <chrispi> and then let the lol's begin!
11:05 <+m1k[3y]> this shit is too advanced for him
11:05 <+m1k[3y]> he had a hard time figuring out how to use
the fucking projector
11:05 * m1k[3y] sigh
11:05 <chrispi> heh
11:06 <chrispi> i've got no shame in admiting that our
fax/scan/copy machine confuses the fuck out of me often
11:06 <+m1k[3y]> so bascially we have a CTO that does not
know shit about technology, server admin stuff, programming, or
anything really
11:06 <+m1k[3y]> yeah, the fax machine can be the devil
11:06 <+m1k[3y]> but i assume you can, you know, operate your
fucking computer
11:07 * m1k[3y] sigh
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11:07 <+m1k[3y]> how does one who does not know shit go about
making 150K
11:08 <chrispi> happens all the time
11:08 <chrispi> some people are just really good at BSing
11:08 <+m1k[3y]> when us lowly workers who actually have
skills make shit
11:10 <@chrism> I need to get better at BSing
11:10 <+m1k[3y]> yeah, this guy is a fucking scammer. he was
able to sell himself to upper management, who are equally clueless
about technology, by using a bunch of buzz words.
11:10 <@chrism> lol welcome to IT
11:10 <+m1k[3y]> he is like the guy who gets your grandma to
sign over the lease to their house
11:10 * m1k[3y] sigh
11:12 <+m1k[3y]> and lastly, this guy is a completely pompous
fuck. He comes over here talking about his S class and shit that he
pays more then i do in rent to park in tribeca.
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> fucking long island douchebag
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> ok
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> done bitching
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> :)
11:13 <chrispi> m1k[3y]: wanna move to ATL? we're looking for
tier 2 admins :)
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> urg
11:13 <+m1k[3y]> no thanks :)
11:13 <chrispi> if you want to do support again, that is
11:13 <chrispi> lol
11:14 <+m1k[3y]> i would work remotely though :)
11:14 <+m1k[3y]> don't know if i want to live in the ATL
11:14 <chrispi> city is pretty nice
11:14 <chrispi> definitely cheaper the chicago or NYC
11:14 <@chrism> most awesome bums i've ever met
11:14 <@chrism> seriously
11:14 <@chrism> lol
11:14 <@chrism> had one hook me up with the closest liquor
store and score weed too
11:15 <+sampson> sioux falls is going to get a bunch of data
centers soon
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11:15 <+sampson> they're looking to expand their business by
getting into IT de to how cheap as fuck it is here
11:15 <+m1k[3y]> i am thinking my next move might be out west
before heading back to chi town
11:15 <+sampson>
http://siouxfallsbusinessjournal.argusleader.com/article/20110331/BJUPDATES/110331021
11:16 <+m1k[3y]> like san franciso or something like that
11:16 * m1k[3y] looks up the roon
11:16 <+sampson> you would seriously work with ron?
11:16 <+m1k[3y]> no
11:16 <+m1k[3y]> hah
11:16 <@chrism> hahaha
11:16 <+sampson> if you want to work in san fran i do know a
guy high up at zynanga or whatever that company is
11:17 <@scrim> problem with SD is it's 40ms from everywhere
:)
11:17 <+m1k[3y]> i could get down with that
11:17 <+sampson> actually my internet is really good here
11:17 <+sampson> if you find an opening you apply for message
me on facebook or something and i'll pass the message
11:18 <+m1k[3y]> sampson: zynga.com ?
11:18 <+sampson> that's it
11:18 <+m1k[3y]> cool cool
11:19 <+sampson> i guess they pay pretty good
11:20 <+m1k[3y]> cool, i see some openings i think i am
qualified for..will send you a facebook message later tonight after
i apply
11:20 <+sampson> k
11:20 <+m1k[3y]> thanks man
11:20 <+m1k[3y]> mang
11:21 <@chrism> yay, milkman has fermentation happenign!
11:21 <@chrism> woo
11:21 <@chrism> WINE IN PROGRESS
11:22 <+sampson> im the finger ur the cat
http://i.imgur.com/my3Gj.gif
11:22 <+m1k[3y]> hahah
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12:08 <tronyx> bored
son
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> kill yourself
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> ?
12:10 <somedude> lol
12:10 <@scrim> ~O*¬
12:10 <@scrim> | /
12:10 <@scrim> |
12:10 <@scrim> / \ Suicide, the ONLY answer .
12:10 <mrtyfrdm> the tilde makes it perfect
12:10 <tronyx> =[
12:10 <tronyx> ;(
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12:16 <+sampson> owned
12:16 <+sampson> bestbuy sent me an email
12:16 <+sampson> their mailing company got hacked
12:17 <+sampson> i guess this company does like all major
companies
12:17 <+sampson> epsilon
12:17 <tronyx> way to be behind the times
12:17 <tronyx>
http://threatpost.com/en_us/blogs/list-companies-hit-epsilon-breach-040511
12:18 <+sampson> o snap barclay
12:18 <+sampson> i have a cc with them
12:18 <+sampson> i should probably call them?
12:21 <tronyx> yea, those calls always go well
12:21 <tronyx> "hey can you tell me if anyone has been
hacking my data?"
12:22 <+sampson> they'll probably be dicks and try to charge
me to change my cc
12:29 <+sampson> ya they're like DERP IT'S JUST EMAIL BRO
12:29 <+sampson> DON'T WORRY BUT ENJOY THE SPAM
12:30 <@scrim> my spam box for the email chase has is still
mostly empty
12:30 <@scrim> perhaps I am safe, or perhaps they haven't
sold the list off yet :)
12:31 <+sampson> i doubt they've sold it
12:31 <+sampson> they'll wait until the scare dies off
12:31 <@scrim> yeah oh well
12:31 <@scrim> that's what I get for giving chase my primary
email
12:31 <@scrim> won't make that mistake again
12:39 <@chrism> https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser
12:39 <@chrism> lawl
12:39 <@chrism> not incredibly funny
12:39 <@chrism> but a fwe chuckles
12:41 <@chrism> hah MS Sales #'s explained
12:41 <@chrism>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_stuffing
12:41 <@chrism> that was linked in the "Kinect the fastest
selling electronic device ever" thread
12:41 <@chrism> and so true
12:41 <@chrism> lol
12:42 <@chrism>
http://www.qualitylogoproducts.com/blog/microsoft-kinect-fastest-selling-consumer-electronic/
12:43 <+sampson> i saw like 10 kinects at gamestop the other
date
12:43 <+sampson> day even
12:43 <@chrism> there were a TON of 'em at costco just
sitting on the shelves
12:44 <@chrism> i dunno, until people start showing me a
reason to get one, i still chakl it up as "gimmicky gadget" a la
new power glove
12:44 <+sampson> yeah it's rpetty gimmicky
12:44 <@chrism> i mean there's some games that are "kinda
fun", but that's not good enough to fork out 150 bucks on
12:45 <+sampson> i doubt mattman even uses his anymore
12:45 <@chrism> =\
12:45 <@chrism> yeah it was fully a hype based market
12:45 <+sampson> http://fuckyeahcatgifs.tumblr.com/
12:48 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/kHr8J.jpg
12:55 <tronyx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYAZLHrN9M
12:58 <@chrism> hah weird
12:59 <@chrism> meatloaf is fucking evil
12:59 <@chrism> do not steal meatloafs sponges
12:59 <tronyx> here you go sam,
http://i.imgur.com/IWzkB.gif
12:59 <tronyx> meat sponge
13:01 <+Volatile> hio
13:01 <@chrism> wow, who ever would have thought that gary
busey would be the level headed one
13:03 <+sampson> i want a bazooka
13:03 <+sampson> i warned this chucklefuck "you're installing
php from a testing repo. it will probably have bugs and it will be
tedious"
13:03 <+sampson> I NEED PHP 5.3 RAWR
13:04 <@chrism> lol
13:04 <+sampson> oh hey look at this sessions are all fucked
up and you want me to somehow pull a solution out of my ass when
it's fucking making sessions on the server fine
13:04 <+sampson> it's something in apache i think because if
you request via cli i see the session made
13:04 <kubi> phobosd: why did the time on my box change
:/
13:04 <+sampson> and it's instant
13:04 <kubi> by like 5 hours
13:04 <kubi> not that i need it fixed or anything
13:04 <kubi> just odd
13:04 <tronyx> fucking clients. "I NEED TIS SHIT NOW!" you
did just fine without it before, "BUT I NEED TO CODE IN SOME NEW
FEATURES IN REAL TIME!"
13:05 <tronyx> production site - broken
13:05 <kubi> [kubi@unfski google_appengine]$ date
13:05 <kubi> Tue Apr 5 07:13:45 CDT 2011
13:05 <tronyx> WTFUCK IS THIS I AM LOSING THOUSANDS OF
DOLLARS FOR EVERY MINUTE I AM DOWN
13:05 <tronyx> proceed to flip burgers
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13:07 <+Volatile> kubi, ps auwx | grep ntp
13:07 <+Volatile> porhaps you're synching with a bad ntp
servar?
13:07 <kubi> it's a vps
13:08 <kubi> point being
13:08 <kubi> something happened to the hwclock i imagine
13:08 <+Volatile> ohz
13:09 <kubi> possibly a DST bug in their lovely cloud
product
13:09 <+Volatile> dunno if my servar with SH is a vps or
not
13:09 <+Volatile> but its clock is ok
13:10 <+Volatile> i think it's a ded actually
13:14 <+sampson> what's the ip
13:21 <+Volatile> 224.0.0.2, brah
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13:24 <tronyx> that's a pretty leet ip
13:25 <tronyx> it's online Volatile, i logged in and
stuff
13:46 <tronyx> i miss hampsterdance
13:47 <mrtyfrdm> i miss u
13:49 <tronyx> <3
13:53 <+sampson> tronyx: kiss me infect me with your love and
fill me with your poison
13:54 <+sampson> tronyx: http://www.webhamster.com/
13:55 <@chrism> my new annoying personality type on the
internet
13:55 <@chrism> the "Internet Expert"
13:56 <+sampson> ?
13:56 <@chrism> "Sure, I know fuck all about plubming, but I
saw your post, and spent 30 seconds reading a wiki page, now I feel
that I can argue this with you"
13:56 <@chrism> case in point, all the fuckheads that pretend
to be nuclear engineers when talking about the Japanese deal
now
13:57 <@chrism> also, see reddit
13:57 <@chrism> lol
13:59 <pain1> don't let the shitheads get you down.
14:02 <+sampson> see any internet forum
14:02 <+sampson> ps: jumboframes
14:03 <@chrism> pmuch
14:03 <@chrism> i use jumbo frames in all my windows
14:08 <tronyx> i'd be careful, you can hack windows using
IP
14:08 <tronyx> it's weaponized now
14:17 <+sampson> fucking developers
14:17 <+sampson> I NEED <obscure version bleeding edge of
something>
14:17 <+sampson> I'LL USE THIS 3RD PARTY REPO!
14:17 <@chrism> haha
14:17 <@chrism> BOOOOM
14:17 <@chrism> ya know, good devs don't do that shit
14:18 <@chrism> christ, we build everything on an ass old
version of perl/gcc to make damned sure that it'll be backwards
compatible as fuck
14:18 <@chrism> sure we may not get ZOMG CUTTING EDGE
14:18 <@chrism> but the shit works just about everywhere
14:18 <+sampson> but you can't use some super cool new
feature that really has no use but you want to use it because you
read about it on a ruby blog
14:19 <@chrism> hah yeah
14:19 <@chrism> actually we're retooling everthing to use
Perl 5.12 sice we're abandoning system perl bins
14:19 <@chrism> supposed to be a stupid amount faster
14:23 <tronyx> hmmmmm
14:26 <+Volatile> lawl
14:27 <+Volatile> you use an old gcc?
14:27 <+Volatile> really? really?
14:27 <+Volatile> :P
14:27 <@chrism> cPanel inux is built on a RH 7.3 box
14:27 <@chrism> (seriously)
14:27 <+Volatile> wtf
14:28 <+Volatile> why?
14:28 <@chrism> the idea being "if it runs and builds there,
it'll run/build everywhere"
14:28 <+Volatile> gcc v2 and 3 are full of bugs
14:28 <@chrism> I dont' know if they patch those up or
not
14:28 <@chrism> nfc
14:28 <@chrism> lol
14:28 <@chrism> but all of that changes REALLY soon
14:28 <tronyx> fuck
14:28 <tronyx> i was about to drop sick ownage when vmplayer
crashed
14:29 <tronyx> god damn it, now i need to reboot
14:29 <+Volatile> shit. i've never heard of anyone *wanting*
to use an old compiler
14:29 <tronyx> fuck
14:29 <@scrim> don't run into forward compatibity issues?
14:29 <@scrim> as in things you're using have been
deprecated?
14:29 <+Volatile> on a compiler?!
14:29 <@chrism> no
14:29 <+Volatile> like.. you mean unsupported bytecode?
14:29 <@chrism> hehe
14:29 <@scrim> i don't know :)
14:29 <@scrim> I am not a programer, it just occurs to me
:)
14:29 <+Volatile> it's not PHP
14:29 <+Volatile> you're not going to run into new C
syntax.
14:30 <@chrism> ost languages are really good about forwards
and backwards compatability
14:30 <+Volatile> and even if you did
14:30 <@chrism> well except php
14:30 <@chrism> lololo
14:30 <+Volatile> a binary has been generated
14:30 <+Volatile> it will run the same on every system
14:30 <@chrism> and ruby, I think ruby fucks itself fairly
regularly
14:30 <@scrim> ok
14:30 <@scrim> just curious :)
14:30 <+Volatile> if you compiled the C on a diff system,
that would be difficult
14:31 <+Volatile> yeah.. interpreted languages can have
forward compat issues
14:31 <+Volatile> cuz they're compiling on the target
system
14:31 <+Volatile> and being interpreted by a target VM
14:31 <+Volatile> s/interp/run/
14:32 <+Volatile> just port cPanel to LUA
14:32 <@chrism> lololo
14:32 <+Volatile> ;P
14:32 <@chrism> there's a huge push to recode the core stuff
in C
14:32 <+Volatile> yeesh
14:32 <@chrism> the problem is that we have perl devs that
know perl REALLY FUCKING WELL
14:32 <+Volatile> i'd hate that project.
14:32 <pain1> need 2-0 on this.
14:32 <+Volatile> multiple code lines by 300
14:32 <+Volatile> multiply
14:32 <@chrism> like as a good example, we had some text
parsing shit that they wer elike "We'll code in C!"
14:32 <+Volatile> not to mention, the same perl script can
effectively run better just by upgrading perl.
14:32 <@chrism> and yeah it ended up being considerably
slower
14:33 <+Volatile> well.. a good C programmer can outperform
any perl script, but an amazing perl dev probably can't write a
good C parser
14:33 <+Volatile> heh
14:33 <@chrism> right
14:33 <@chrism> exactly
14:33 <@chrism> i blame the dev on that
14:33 <+Volatile> that sounds pretty nutty
14:33 <+Volatile> moving from perl to C
14:33 <@chrism> i mean you've got 20 year+ veteran perl
coders here
14:33 <+Volatile> i'd do it for daemon processes, or if you
had to parse like gigs of data daily
14:34 <@chrism> there's a lot of tricks and shit these dudes
know
14:34 <+Volatile> ..but not for lil tasks
14:34 <@chrism> which we do
14:34 <@chrism> this would be the core portion of cPanel, the
cpsrvd bit
14:34 <@chrism> which right now is perlcc
14:34 <+Volatile> ohz
14:34 <+Volatile> well.. if yer not having efficiency
issues.. why change something that works
14:34 <+Volatile> but if you were, C would definitely be able
to provide greater efficiency
14:34 <pain1> I gave up arguing with ppl who did not grow up
with C and UNIX
14:35 <+Volatile> who's arguing?
14:35 <@chrism> it's an ongoing fight tbh
14:35 <pain1> yup.
14:35 <@chrism> we add features, shit gets slower
14:35 <@chrism> nick goes "oh shit it's slower" and goes on
an optimzation spree
14:35 <@chrism> then we get that speed back
14:35 <+Volatile> ah
14:35 <+Volatile> sounds like my direcTV tivo thing
14:35 <+Volatile> DVR
14:35 <+Volatile> every time i get a 'WE ADDED A NEW FEATURE'
message
14:35 <@chrism> the dude has spent like the past 2 years
doing nothing but optimizing perl code, and gotten damned good at
it
14:35 <+Volatile> my shit takes like 3 seconds longer to
change a channel
14:36 <@chrism> haha
14:36 <@chrism> yeah
14:36 <+Volatile> that must be a bitch
14:36 <+Volatile> optimizing perl i mean
14:36 <+Volatile> cuz that's almost an oxymoron, right?
14:36 <+Volatile> you cant really optimize perl any more than
perl itself
14:36 <@chrism> i dunno, i know he builds his own versions of
perl itself
14:36 <+Volatile> ah
14:36 <+Volatile> that's a lot of work
14:36 <+Volatile> heh
14:36 <@chrism> like the shit we use to compile our perl is
*not* a default version
14:36 <+Volatile> damn
14:37 <@chrism> that's why when you install cPanel on a VPS
it takes for fucking ever. It's patching perl source and rebuilding
perl for a low mem env.
14:37 <tronyx> woah woah woah, what kind of technobabble
circlejerk did i just walk back into?????
14:37 <tronyx> let's get back to talking about dicks and cats
guys
14:37 <pain1> ya fuck hsphere.
14:37 <pain1> to many computers.
14:38 <+Volatile> chrism
14:38 <+Volatile> have perl compile itself.
14:38 <@chrism> hahaha
14:38 <+Volatile> heh
14:38 <+Volatile> the best thing that ever happened to Linux,
were gcc packages.
14:39 <@chrism> i need to /clear before someone here gets the
idea to do that
14:39 <@chrism> lol
14:39 <+Volatile> used to take like 10 hours to install
gcc
14:39 <+Volatile> compile 84mb of C with current compiler
14:39 <+Volatile> re-compile that same 84mb with the new
version
14:39 <+Volatile> ..install
14:39 <+Volatile> heh
14:39 <@chrism> hah
14:39 <@chrism> yeah packages in general are just fucking
win
14:40 <@chrism> F 'build your own install' distros
14:40 <@chrism> (yes FreeBSD too)
14:40 <+Volatile> i still think that's the coolest shit in
the world tbh
14:40 <pain1> BSD will fuck up your Linux. I build Linux for
money but anything important is on Open/Free.
14:40 <+Volatile> compilers compiling themself
14:41 <@chrism> yea it's like those printers that can print
htemselves
14:41 <@chrism> kinda mind blowing
14:41 <+Volatile> haha
14:41 <pain1> dude our washing machine has AI.
14:41 <pain1> that was trippy.
14:41 <pain1> it decides when your clothes are clean.
14:44 <+Volatile> pfft
14:44 <+Volatile> i can do that too
14:44 <+Volatile> guess im as smart as a washing machine
14:45 <pain1> Felt like the jetsons, no shit I fell over
laughing IRL.
14:46 <+Volatile> heh
14:46 <+Volatile> wow
14:46 <+Volatile> you rofl'd for real?
14:46 <pain1> Yup.
14:46 <+Volatile> i dont think ive ever seen a real rofl
14:46 <tronyx>
http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=10855
14:46 <+Volatile> congrats.
14:47 <pain1> We got good toys in Florida, allows for proper
laughter.
14:48 <+Volatile> lawl
14:48 <+Volatile> i dont understand how these big companies
get owned by such stupid shit
14:48 <+Volatile> Conde Nast was probably also sending $500
to people "stuck in the UK"
14:48 <+Volatile> or sending $5000 to get payouts of $50m
from some prince in Africa
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14:49 <+Volatile> ..and how did that idiot think he'd get
away with it?
14:49 <+Volatile> he used his real identity to open the
account
14:49 <+Volatile> ..and kept all the cash in the states
14:49 <+Volatile> lawl?
14:50 <+Volatile> he probably tested early on whether it
hurts to get punched in the face by hitting himself repeatedly
14:50 <@chrism> haha no shit
14:50 <@chrism> i'd have dumped that cash like woah and been
RIGHT THE FUCK out of the country
14:50 <@chrism> lol
14:50 <pain1> Location, Location, Location.
14:51 <@chrism> hah fucker was even in texas
14:51 <@chrism> CASH OUT, PUT M ONEY IN CAR, DRIVE ACROSS
BORDER
14:51 <pain1> Ya goto Canada first
14:51 <+Volatile> no way
14:51 <@chrism> fuck that, i bet it's easier to dissappear in
mexico
14:51 <@chrism> lol
14:51 <+Volatile> first step: open laundered account
14:51 <pain1> Depends on your destination.
14:51 <+Volatile> second step: get the cash out of the
fucking account immediately
14:51 <@chrism> hah yeah
14:52 <+Volatile> it's going to get reported to the govt
14:52 <pain1> South texas is fucking madness.
14:52 <@chrism> oh trust me, i know
14:52 <@chrism> lol
14:52 <+Volatile> any amount over 2k is reported
14:52 <+Volatile> so get that fucking cash out
14:52 <pain1> mabye if you had a used armored truck.
14:52 <@chrism> ya know, 7-8 million, that's worth taking a
shot on getting fucked
14:52 <@chrism> lol
14:52 <+Volatile> yeah, but its pretty easy to get a
laundered account
14:52 <@chrism> true
14:52 <+Volatile> why the fuck would you open an account in
your own name for something illegal?
14:52 <+Volatile> that just doesnt make any sense
14:53 <pain1> Well it has only been legal in US since like
1982, many other countries have different banking laws.
14:53 <tronyx> probably didn't think he'd get away with
it
14:53 <+Volatile> pain1, what's that?
14:53 <tronyx> then next thing he knew, he had 8mil and no
fucking clue what to do with it
14:53 <@chrism> haha
14:53 <+Volatile> yeah, but srs.. in the off chance it
works
14:53 <@chrism> DUMP FUNDS LIKE WOAH
14:53 <pain1> like get the money into the banking system of
where you are going.
14:53 <@chrism> SMALL UNMARKED BILLS PLX
14:53 <pain1> for example.
14:53 <+Volatile> do you really want wire fraud on your
account?
14:54 <+Volatile> for someone who thinks they might get any
money at all, you should be able to easily get a laundered account, and get the money
laundered
14:54 <@chrism> i wonder how hard it is to try to cash out
that sum of money
14:54 <pain1> US law does not apply outside of US. Like
Moscow for example would not extradite for fraud.
14:54 <pain1> Murder mabye, but not fraud.
14:54 <tronyx> probably really fucking hard
14:54 <+Volatile> there's nothing preventing it
14:54 <+Volatile> but it gets reported
14:54 <+Volatile> so you hafta get the fuck out of dodge
14:55 <@chrism> hah yeah
14:55 <pain1> Who cares? Your in Kiev sport fucking super
models.
14:55 <tronyx> you walk into a US bank, say "i want to
withdraw my 8mil" and nothing stops you?
14:55 <+Volatile> as long as you have a means of transporting
it
14:55 <pain1> us bank, prolly have to make a phone call to
get that cash on hand.
14:55 <+Volatile> i walked out of a bank with 100k
14:55 <@chrism> they can probably force you to come back in a
few days in order to collect the physical funds
14:55 <+Volatile> heh
14:55 <pain1> nice.
14:55 <tronyx> there's a pretty serious difference between
100k and 8 million dollars
14:55 <@chrism> lol
14:55 <+Volatile> yeah
14:55 <+Volatile> im sure
14:55 <@chrism> yes
14:55 <+Volatile> but the federal acts on banking dont
prevent it
14:55 <tronyx> interesting
14:56 <+Volatile> it's probably cash on hand issues
14:56 <tronyx> in the time it takes them to get the physical
cash, would the govt have time to catch wind of it and nail
you?
14:56 <+Volatile> anything >=2k in/out is reported
14:56 <pain1> meh, back to baseball :]
14:56 <+Volatile> even transfers
14:56 <+Volatile> you move 8mil
14:56 <pain1> ^
14:56 <+Volatile> it's going to be noticed.
14:56 <+Volatile> but it wont be stopped.
14:56 <+Volatile> i dunno how fast reporting goes out
14:56 <+Volatile> i bet 8mil would be reported manually
14:57 <+Volatile> im sure they'd do extensive checks ahead of
giving you any money
14:57 <+Volatile> but if the money is there legally
14:57 <+Volatile> ie: some retard company moves 8mil into
your account
14:57 <+Volatile> they have no reason to stop the
transfer.
14:57 <+Volatile> it's your money.
14:57 <+Volatile> the bank is obliged to give it to you
14:57 <+Volatile> in fact, i bet they'd want to take you out
to lunch
14:57 <+Volatile> and discuss investment opps.
14:57 <+Volatile> heh
14:58 <+Volatile> that's what my bank did when i pulled a big
balance out
14:58 <+Volatile> they started offering me all kinds of
shit
14:58 <+Volatile> even before i actually withdrew the cash,
they called me three times a week prior
14:58 <+Volatile> cuz they saw me moving cash around
14:59 <+Volatile> chrism, if cpanel needs any C work, they
can contract us
14:59 <+Volatile> ;P
14:59 <+Volatile> it'll be cheaper than their perl devs
learning C
14:59 <+Volatile> heh
15:01 <+Volatile>
http://krebsonsecurity.com/2011/04/epsilon-breach-raises-specter-of-spear-phishing/
15:06 <@chrism> lol yeah we'll see, I think it's a full on
pipe dream tbh
15:06 <@chrism> cause even if you do redo the whole shebang, you have to
maintain it too
15:09 <+Volatile> we can do that
15:09 <+Volatile> we provide support and development
contracts with guaranteed pricing too
15:09 <+Volatile> ;P
15:10 <+m1k[3y]> where you work Volatitle?
15:10 <+Volatile> my company
15:10 <+m1k[3y]> you own it?
15:10 <+Volatile> partner.
15:10 <+Volatile> no-name company
15:11 <+m1k[3y]> nice
15:19 <+Volatile> m1k3y, btw, the creatine i recommended
15:19 <+Volatile> they changed the formula since I had
previously ordered it
15:19 <+Volatile> when i recommended the creatine, i had not
received the new order. when i did, i found the creatine was
different
15:20 <+Volatile> after some contact with them, and
investigation, etc, etc, i found that the new product is
better.
15:20 <+Volatile> long story short ;P
15:20 <+Volatile> the recommendation is still good.
15:22 <+Volatile> one of the big things that changed, is that
there is a bit of air in the particles.. i thought this would be
bad, but it's just so the particles float in what you're putting
the creatine into
15:22 <+Volatile> so it wont sink to the bottom
15:32 <@phobosd> you faggots
15:34 <@chrism> austinhomebrew ended their 20 dollar kit
sale
15:34 <@chrism> =(
15:35 <+m1k[3y]> really? what was that creatine again? the
creatine i got from GNC is really bad at sinking to the bottom
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15:35 ..: mode/#chicago [+b phobosd!*@*] by tronyx
15:35 ..: mode/#chicago [-b phobosd!*@*] by Rummy, Piku
15:35 ..: mode/#chicago [+b *!*tronyx@65.60.42.*] by phobosd
15:35 ..: tronyx was kicked from #chicago by phobosd [tronyx]
15:35 <@chrism> lolololo
15:35 <+m1k[3y]> haha
15:35 <@phobosd> bitch
15:35 <pain1> lmao.
15:35 ..: mode/#chicago [-b *!*tronyx@65.60.42.*] by phobosd
15:35 <pain1> build em up and tear up down in 5 simple
steps.
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15:37 <tronyx> hiiiiiii
15:39 <mrtyfrdm> haha don't like havin ops?
15:40 <@chrism> side note, go cubs.
15:41 <+m1k[3y]> yep :)
15:48 <+m1k[3y]> it is mighty hard to be a cub fan in the
land of the yankees
15:48 * m1k[3y] sigh
15:50 <@chrism> haha i can only imagine
15:51 <@scrim> i used to work with a guy who made a full time
job of hating the yankees, can't be impossible :)
15:52 <+m1k[3y]> yeah, i can't imagine why anyone outside of
tri-state area would like the fucking yankees
15:53 <+m1k[3y]> every time i go out and baseball comes up i
have to hear about the goddamn yankees
15:54 <+m1k[3y]> and 2 years ago when the won the world
series this place was a shitshow
16:21 <tronyx> is there a way to abort one step in a for
loop?
16:22 <tronyx> if it's already being executed?
16:22 <tronyx> like, for i in `cat foo.txt`; do echo
$ildone
16:22 <tronyx> can i kill one process that takes too long
waiting for the echo and have the loop continue?
16:22 <tronyx> not process, one execution of the loop
16:22 <tronyx> ctrlC stops the whole thing
16:23 <+sampson> break
16:24 <+sampson>
http://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/loopcontrol.html
16:24 <+sampson> what would you do without me babycakes
16:24 <tronyx> but i have no numeric output
16:24 <+sampson> what do you mean
16:25 <+sampson> you can be like if $tronyx == "fucking
retard";then break;fi
16:25 <tronyx> for i in `cat scandump | grep -o
'[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}\.[0-9]\{1,3\}' | uniq`;
do nikto -h $i && nikto -h $i -p 443 | tee -a
allniktos.txt;done
16:25 <+sampson> god damn 1 liners
16:25 <tronyx> that command works fine, but if the web
service is wonky, it will take a very long time, and i just want to
be able to stop that iteration and proceed with the next $i
16:26 <+sampson> fucktard
16:26 <+sampson> man nikto
16:26 <+sampson> see: -timeout "<timeout>"
16:26 <tronyx> i don't think it's a timeout issue though
16:26 <+sampson> you would need to strace your shit and find
out the issue
16:26 <tronyx> that's per request
16:27 <tronyx> so get /sam.dongs > 2s stop
16:27 <tronyx> next request, i want the whole command to
stop
16:27 <tronyx> ITERATION
16:27 <+sampson>
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
16:27 <tronyx> NEXT FUCKING ITERATION
16:27 <+sampson> http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
http://devel.ringlet.net/sysutils/timelimit/
16:27 <tronyx> oh well that's a very nice thing to see
16:28 <tronyx> apt-cache search timelimit
16:28 <tronyx> damn
16:28 <+sampson> hi my name is tronyx
16:28 <+sampson> i fail at things like finding a solution to
my problems
16:28 <+sampson> this is why i have soiled underwear on
16:28 <+sampson> and smell like a butt
16:28 <tronyx> see, that still won't do what i want
16:28 <tronyx> I NEED TO MANUALLY INTERRUPT
16:29 <tronyx> if the command takes 5 minutes but it's doin
things, that's fine
16:29 <+sampson> then you need to ps -aux | grep the shit
while the loop runs
16:29 <+sampson> and send a kill to that specific process
16:29 <tronyx> fart
16:29 <+sampson> and the script will continue
16:29 <tronyx> thanks for timelimit though sam
16:29 <tronyx> that will come in handy in the future
16:29 <+sampson> although you could alias a script to clean
out the process
16:29 <tronyx> oh hey, hey hey
16:29 <tronyx> sampson
16:30 <tronyx> check out my impression
16:30 <+sampson> im on the edge of my seat in
anticipation
16:30 <tronyx> hi my name is sampson. i have a fucking sperg
fit whenever something happens and at this rate, i'm gonna have a
wicked fucking ulcer because everyone is such a dumbo
16:30 <tronyx> put on your big kid pants and let's do
clusters
16:30 <+sampson> spot on bro
16:30 <tronyx> LOL
16:30 <tronyx> i really miss you sampson
16:30 <+sampson> miss u too sunshine
16:31 <tronyx> perhaps, one day
16:31 <tronyx> we will be together
16:31 <+sampson> when doves cry
16:31 <tronyx> i got new glasses
16:31 <+sampson> im gettin lasik in a few weeks
16:31 <+sampson> 2 weeks 2 days to be exact
16:31 <tronyx>
http://www.fastsunglass.com/ray-ban-eyeglasses-ray-ban-rx5095-eyeglasses.html?gclid=CKGX3JqchqgCFcW5KgodoEztsA
16:31 <tronyx> let me know how that goes. my eyes aren't that
bad, at least not yet.
16:32 <+sampson> mine aren't horrible
16:32 <+sampson> i'm just really sick of glasses
16:32 <tronyx> i kind of enjoy mine
16:32 <tronyx> not sure why
16:32 <+sampson> because you haven't had them for your whole
life
16:33 <+sampson> i used to not mind them but i hate that
every 2 years if i don't buyt a new pair they start scratching like
fuck
16:33 <+sampson> and i can't ever find frames i like at
stores
16:33 <+sampson> and vision insurance has gone to the
shitter
16:33 <+sampson> i used to be able to get 2 pairs for like
$300
16:33 <+sampson> now a single pair even with insurance is
$250 if you get nice frames
16:34 <tronyx> yea true
16:39 <tronyx> sam
16:39 <tronyx> knock knock
16:39 <+sampson> hi
16:39 <+sampson> go away
16:39 <tronyx> no dude, it's a good one
16:39 <tronyx> knock knock
16:40 <tronyx> =[
16:40 <+sampson> who's there
16:40 <tronyx> depmod
16:40 <+sampson> i see what you doin
16:40 <tronyx> -.-
16:40 <tronyx> you fucking suck at these jokes
16:41 <+sampson> depmod who
16:41 <tronyx> you ruined it
16:41 <tronyx> now i have to think of another sweet and
hilarious linux joke
16:41 <tronyx> you might say, "that should be no problem for
a linux aficianado like yourself, tronyx" but it takes hard
work
16:41 <tronyx> oh i got it
16:41 <tronyx> sampson: knock knock
16:42 <+sampson> who's there
16:42 <tronyx> been
16:42 <+sampson> been who
16:42 <tronyx> been bash
16:42 <+sampson> LOL
16:42 <tronyx> huzzah
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16:42 <+sampson> I GOT ONE
16:42 <+sampson> aw
16:42 <@chrism> lololo
16:43 <+sampson> wtfux
16:43 <+sampson> where is that fucker
16:44 <@chrism> omg
16:44 <@chrism> IT KILLED HIM
16:44 <@chrism> =(
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16:44 <tronyx> was a sweet joke
16:44 <tronyx> u mad?
16:44 <+sampson> ok i got one
16:44 <+sampson> knock knock
16:44 <@chrism> <3
16:44 <tronyx> who's there
16:44 <+sampson> who: Cannot stat `there': No such file or
directory
16:45 <+sampson> h0h0h0h0
16:45 <tronyx> fucking awesome
16:45 <+sampson> i know right
16:47 <+sampson> cgrust
16:47 <+sampson> noobs must think i'm psycho
16:47 <+sampson> 3:46
16:47 <+sampson> ok man seems ill need u after all
16:47 <+sampson> Sam Bowling 3:46
16:47 <+sampson> SUP
16:47 <+sampson> wanna chat about your feelings
16:50 <+m1k[3y]> tronyx: use continue ?
16:53 <somedude> ;o
16:53 <+sampson> mmmmmmmmcake
16:53 <somedude> drugs?
16:53 <tronyx> can i have some cake?
16:53 <+sampson> neg somedude
16:53 <+sampson> tronyx: come over
16:53 <+sampson> i made a big ol chocolate cake from
scratch
16:54 <+sampson> it's freakin delicious
16:54 <somedude> stomach upset
16:54 <somedude> affirmative
16:54 <+sampson> probably because you don't have cake
16:54 <somedude> ;/
16:54 <tronyx> hey, who wants to see my phobosd
impression?
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16:55 <somedude> +k +b
16:55 <somedude> >
16:55 <somedude> ?
16:55 <tronyx> lol
16:56 <tronyx> so bored
16:56 <tronyx> le boring day at the office
17:01 <+sampson> i do
17:02 <+sampson> i can't finish this monstorous piece of
cake
17:02 <+sampson> but it's so good :(
17:04 <+sampson> O M G
17:04 <+sampson> only in south dakota
17:04 <+sampson>
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189444_1656504164881_1005409342_31373295_288479_n.jpg
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17:05 <+m1k[3y]> ha, there was a place in my hometown (Elgin,
IL) that was called God's Gym
17:06 <+m1k[3y]> with a very similar logo
17:07 <+m1k[3y]> heh, the dev manager is almost equally as
fucking stupid as the CTO
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17:07 <+m1k[3y]> so we signed up to use jira to host our SVN
and bug tracking system
17:07 <+m1k[3y]> and they spent all this money to get some
sort of support for it
17:08 <+m1k[3y]> (now keep in mind i don't make these
decisions)
17:10 <+m1k[3y]> anyway, the folks at JIRA offered to do the SVN migration from our
current hosted repo to JIRA. There was an issue i guess with
getting repo over to JIRA, so the dev manager, in all his wisdom,
decided to keep riding their asses and was sending them emails with
no body and just the subject: status pedro?
17:10 <+m1k[3y]> so they bascially told the dev manger to
fuck off
17:10 <+m1k[3y]> and they refunded our money and said do it
yourself
17:11 * m1k[3y] works for the circus
17:11 <+sampson> nice
17:11 <tronyx> m1k[3y]: there are two kinds of people in IT.
those who understand what they don't manage, and those who manage
what they don't understand
17:12 <+m1k[3y]> truer words have not been spoken my
friend
17:12 <+sampson> what game do i want to play while i tub it
up
17:12 <+sampson> im thinkin ff3
17:14 <tronyx> gonna light candles and shit?
17:14 <+sampson> bubbles too
17:15 <tronyx> so cute
17:15 <tronyx> gonna have your little weenis poking out of
the bubbles
17:15 <tronyx> hahahaha that made me feel awkward
17:16 <tronyx> disregard
17:16 <tronyx> disregard weenis, acquire bubbles
17:16 <+sampson> :|
17:16 <tronyx> LOl aw what's wrong sam
17:16 <tronyx> LET ME INSPOECT THE FUCKING ELEMENT
17:16 <tronyx> EAD firebug
17:17 <+sampson> DIV DIV DIV DIV
17:17 <+sampson> better email the webmaster
17:17 <+scofflaw> strong strong strong strong
17:17 <tronyx> good call
17:17 <+scofflaw> what you know about </strong> website
design?
17:18 <tronyx> e-mail to luke, sent
17:18 <tronyx> Hi Webmaster,
17:18 <tronyx> I am using Firebug, which is an advanced web
development program for firefox and it runs on MAC OSX, Linux, BSD
UNIX and Windows. there's a plugin for Opera but it's not nearly as
advanced. Anyways, I am inspecting some elements for these advanced
security things but it's not having it. Thanks for your help, it's
probably just that i need to add more DIVs but the DOM won't let
me.
17:19 <+sampson> hahahaha
17:20 <tronyx> hey scofflaw, are you still an advanced
webmaster?
17:20 <tronyx> i have been boning up on floating divs and was
wondering if you had any pointers
17:20 <tronyx> sorry, iframes
17:20 <tronyx> like,
<i><iframe>asdasdsad</iframe></i>
17:21 <tronyx> it's non standard, but i use italics to skew
the iframe a little
17:21 <tronyx> kind of a graphic design thing
17:22 <+scofflaw> that looks awesome
17:22 <+scofflaw> my irc client rendered it
17:23 <tronyx> ok cool
17:23 <tronyx> too bad you're about to get hacked
17:23 <tronyx> nvm, i don't have the energy to continue with
that joke
17:23 <tronyx> suffice to say it involved me sending you JS
which would send me your session.cookie and i could hijack your
IRC
17:23 <tronyx> 0day type shit
17:23 <+scofflaw> whoa man
17:23 <+scofflaw> settle down
17:24 <+scofflaw> node.js would stop you in your tracks
17:24 <tronyx> cool
17:25 <+scofflaw> or maybe i should fire up beam.smp
17:25 <+scofflaw> then you're def fucked
17:25 <+scofflaw> volatile knows
17:27 <@chrism>
http://cpansearch.perl.org/src/RKRIMEN/Acme-Matt-Daemon-0.01/README
17:27 <@chrism> lolo
17:27 <@chrism> wtf?
17:29 <tuples> thats awesome!
17:29 <tuples> I can think of a server or two I may need to
run that on >.>
17:29 <@chrism> submitting feature requeset for core product
now
17:30 <@chrism> lololo
17:33 <tronyx> great response from the singlehop
webmaster
17:33 <tronyx> Good sir, setting the following css will fix
any issues you may have:
17:33 <tronyx> html body {
17:33 <tronyx> -webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);
17:33 <tronyx> -moz-transform: rotate(180deg);
17:33 <tronyx> filter:
progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.BasicImage(rotation=2);
17:33 <tronyx> unicode-bidi:bidi-override; direction:
rtl;
17:34 <tronyx> }
17:34 <+sampson> haha
17:34 <tronyx> what a fucking pro
17:48 <+sampson> ffufufuuuu
17:48 <+sampson> 4pm: IM GONNA TUB
17:48 <+sampson> 5pm: still workin
17:53 <+scofflaw> sampson do you read WHT
17:53 <+sampson> i try not to
17:53 <@chrism> hahaha
17:53 <@chrism> stay away
17:53 <@chrism> =P
18:21 <@chrism> http://i.min.us/ikq8hS.gif how volatile
codes
18:21 <@chrism> THE TRUTH
18:35 <@phobosd> hah no shit
18:35 <@phobosd> that's gotta be fake
18:45 <tronyx> hi
18:52 <tronyx> how is everyone this evening?
18:56 <tronyx> AHEM, is this thing on?
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19:51 <+sampson> wanting to blow my brains out
19:52 <tronyx> why
19:53 <tronyx> i thought you were in the tub lol
19:53 <+sampson> my schedule keeps filling up with shit
19:53 <+sampson> get nothin i need to get done because i'm
busy gettin other shit done
19:54 <tronyx> go on strike
19:54 <+sampson> and now john's flipping out because gizmo
pissed on the floor
19:54 <+sampson> and i'm on the verge of having a
meltdown
19:54 <+sampson> oh we're going now
19:55 <+sampson> of courswe he didn't say get ready to go
he's just in his bull shit pissy mood
19:55 <+sampson> UGH
19:56 <tronyx> =[
19:59 <tronyx> don't fight sampson
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20:57 <+sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meVvx2C2oaM
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23:23 <tronyx> hi
23:23 <+sampson> FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
23:23 <tronyx> what's wrong my love
23:32 <+sampson> everything
23:43 <@chrism>
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5593768217/
23:43 <@chrism> unf
23:43 <@chrism> new hotness == BUILT
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