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#Chicago on Thursday, April 7, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://ca.kotaku.com/5789637/the-japanese-psp-game-that-screams-the-pants-off-schoolgirls
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/04/05/world%E2%80%99s-2nd-deadliest-poison-in-an-aquarium-store-near-you/
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=1598761138192
http://img.waffleimages.com/a70f1358d1b075ba164f4ce9633a92cb6c3e27aa/hostgator%20002.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/user/shinkoruri#p/u/10/caYXjKillhY
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_keyboard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBNyrpRHVQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsslfkNlm_c
http://search.cpan.org/~salva/Net-OpenSSH-0.50/lib/Net/OpenSSH.pm
http://www.reddit.com/r/perl/comments/gk0a8/problems_with_netsshperl/
http://toucharcade.com/2011/04/07/ataris-greatest-hits-review-my-god-its-full-of-pixels/
http://www.linuxjournal.com/content/speed-multiple-ssh-connections-same-server
http://shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001
http://news.discovery.com/tech/new-car-engine-sends-shockwaves-through-auto-industry-110405.html
http://i.imgur.com/gRTT8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/d0LNO.jpg
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Phantom-Password.aspx
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20357-mystery-signal-at-fermilab-hints-at-technicolour-force.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2283585.gif
http://www.1000dollarbill.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1000-dollar-bill-21.jpg
http://www.avvwine.com/scripts/display_product.php?product_id=71
http://imgur.com/wTkjz
http://imgur.com/s/eYjd7
http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2011/Apr/89
http://www.amazon.com/gp/mom/signup/info
http://www.greenpois0n.com


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05:07 <+sampson> Volatile: http://ca.kotaku.com/5789637/the-japanese-psp-game-that-screams-the-pants-off-schoolgirls
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07:27 <+Volatile> morning.
07:35 <+sampson> sup
07:40 <+Volatile> soupo
07:40 <+Volatile> bout to head out for teh mornin' run
07:50 <+Volatile> http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/04/05/world%E2%80%99s-2nd-deadliest-poison-in-an-aquarium-store-near-you/
07:50 <+Volatile> heh
07:50 <+Volatile> now i know how to murder someone
07:50 <+Volatile> BUY THEM FISH
08:32 <tronyx> GOOD MORNING!
08:39 <+sampson> morning precious
08:41 <tronyx> how are you sampsonite?
08:41 <+sampson> meh
08:41 <+sampson> maintenance was a bust
08:42 <+sampson> r1soft woes
08:42 <+sampson> the usual
08:42 <+sampson> developers sending vague emails
08:44 <+sampson> OMG OUR SUPPORT PEOPLE RUN UBUNTU AND CAN'T ACCESS THIS SITE... IF THEY USE ANY OTHER OS IT WORKS FINE *curls from 5 ubuntu boxes across the globe with no issues*
08:46 <tronyx> oh i do not miss that shit
08:52 <+sampson> $10 this dude has fucked up networking
08:55 <tronyx> yes
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09:20 <+Volatile> moshimoshi
09:21 <tronyx> moshi moshi
09:23 <tronyx> how are my hotties doing this morning?
09:24 <+Volatile> hmm
09:24 <+Volatile> there's a $17k watch on sale for $5k
09:25 <+Volatile> ..the same watch is on sale at amazon.com for $14k
09:26 <+Volatile> i guess it's cheap cuz it doesn't come with a manufacturer warranty
09:29 <tronyx> link?
09:30 <+sampson> im tired :(
09:30 <+sampson> waiting on r1soft to finish and then i'm goin back to bed
09:32 <tronyx> rawr, which watch Volatile?
09:41 <+Volatile> some christian dior ladies watch
09:41 <+Volatile> red sapphires and crystal in-band
09:41 <+Volatile> quartz movement tho
09:41 <+Volatile> yuck.
09:42 <+Volatile> if you're gonna pay $17k for a watch, why the hell would you get quartz movement
09:43 <Orb_> wow, this chick has the Debian symbol for a tattoo.
09:43 <Orb_> http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=1598761138192
09:45 <+Volatile> she works at arbys
09:45 <+Volatile> she's a catch.
09:45 <+Volatile> go git'r orb
09:46 <+Volatile> imagine all the free arbys while you play with her under Wine in Debian
09:46 <+Volatile> srs.
09:46 <+Volatile> play WoW with her
09:46 <+Volatile> heh
09:49 <+Volatile> scofflaw, retail data is out, and it r lookin' good
09:49 <+Volatile> scofflaw, still think we're gunna hit a doubledip?
09:49 <+Volatile> scofflaw, what r people saying inside your company?
09:49 <+Volatile> i need to work at a trading company, so i can hear gossip :\
09:49 <+Volatile> DAMNIT SCOFFLAW. GIMME INSIDER INFO.
09:54 <Orb_> Facebook friend of a friend - i wonder if she even knows what that is.
09:54 <Orb_> I wouldn't mind having that tattoo though.
10:06 <+Volatile> get it right above your asscrack
10:06 <+Volatile> trampstamp
10:20 <SidWork> Whats new everyone?
10:24 <tronyx> oh not much with me, pretty boring day
10:29 <@chrism> sampson: nice
10:32 <@chrism> jack in the box breakfast pretty much wins
10:35 <@chrism> i mean insofar as shit with a drive through attached that is
10:36 <+sampson> nom nom nom
10:36 <+sampson> stuffed porkchops
10:39 <+sampson> http://img.waffleimages.com/a70f1358d1b075ba164f4ce9633a92cb6c3e27aa/hostgator%20002.jpg
10:39 <+sampson> lol
10:39 <+sampson> they're advertising in arizona to relocate peeps
10:42 <tronyx> just checked my linkedin
10:43 <tronyx> red theory always made me want to rage
10:47 <tronyx> sampson: did you guys cancel a ton of egypt servers when they had no internet?
10:47 <+sampson> no
10:47 <+sampson> we floated their accounts until their situation was at bay
10:47 <+sampson> pr++
10:47 <tronyx> very ++
10:47 <+sampson> buffer overflow
10:52 <+m1k[3y]> while (1==1) { $x++; }
10:52 <+m1k[3y]> all day
10:54 <@chrism> while(1){fork();}
10:54 <@chrism> =P
10:55 <@chrism> (don't run that)
10:55 <tronyx> you know what pisses me off
10:55 <tronyx> if i have a slow day at the office, i need to look busy
10:55 <tronyx> whereas it would be far more beneficial if i could read some of the tech books i want to get caught up on
10:55 <tronyx> hrmph
10:56 <SidWork> read the books
10:56 <SidWork> hi boss looking up something to fix an issue
10:56 <SidWork> yadda yadda yadda
10:56 <tronyx> yea but i don't fix
10:56 <tronyx> i break
10:56 <tronyx> but i guess i could say i am trying to break it harder
10:57 <tronyx> on the bright side, at least i don't have the same boss as m1k[3y]
11:01 <+sampson> tronyx: download some source and compile it
11:03 <tronyx> good
11:03 <tronyx> fucking idea
11:03 <SidWork> 7.4 earthquake just hit outside of Japan
11:04 <SidWork> Tsunami wanrnings issued
11:04 <tronyx> outside???
11:04 <tronyx> fuck man
11:04 <SidWork> coast
11:04 <SidWork> like the last one
11:04 <SidWork> but with less force i guess
11:04 <SidWork> Off the coast of Miyagi
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11:08 <tronyx> i think i am going to build a fuzzing lab tonight
11:12 <@chrism> that would actually be pretty cool
11:13 <@chrism> i've been meaning to do that to fuzz the form fields in cPanel to see what comes out of it
11:13 <@chrism> i bet some shit turns up like woah, knowing our validation methods
11:13 <@chrism> lol
11:15 <+sampson> i like fuzzy cats
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11:19 <tronyx> chrism: burp intruder
11:19 <+Volatile> lawl
11:19 <tronyx> or OWASP's web scarab has a thing to fuzz web apps
11:19 <+sampson> you can fuzz my web ass
11:19 <+Volatile> erry day im hustlin, erry day im hustlin
11:21 <@chrism> looks like a windows app
11:21 <@chrism> =(
11:21 <+sampson> http://www.youtube.com/user/shinkoruri#p/u/10/caYXjKillhY best internet kitty
11:21 <tronyx> both are java chrism. i run both tools on different operating systems
11:22 <+sampson> NO THEY'RE WINDOWS
11:22 <@chrism> aaah
11:22 <@chrism> nice
11:22 <+sampson> chrism is confused by anything that isn't perl
11:22 <tronyx> owasp's tool is kind of eh, but it's a good free alternative to burp
11:22 <tronyx> even burp without paying for the license is fucking awesome
11:22 <@chrism> sampson is confused by anything that isn't a cat
11:22 <@chrism> FFUFUUUU
11:22 <+sampson> i cat all my binaries
11:22 <+sampson> i wonder if you can cat a binary to your tty to execute it
11:24 <@chrism> perl -MMIME::Base64 -0777 -ne `print encode_base64($_)` <binary > /dev/tty2
11:24 <@chrism> then just have a listener sitting on a while loop on that tty
11:24 <@chrism> waiting to decode
11:24 <@chrism> ^-^
11:25 <@chrism> actually prolly wanna follow up that encode with a newline so the listener would know wtf it's done
11:25 <@chrism> but yeah
11:25 <@chrism> directly though, no, it would not work
11:25 <@chrism> =P
11:25 <jeffm> did another earthquake and tsunami hit japan again?
11:26 <+Volatile> quake
11:26 <+Volatile> .jp is going straight into the ocean
11:26 <+Volatile> news @ 11 on fox
11:26 <@chrism> FLUSH IT DOWN
11:26 <@chrism> etc
11:26 <jeffm> lol
11:26 <+Volatile> yeah
11:26 * chrism queues up Flood
11:26 <+Volatile> they're all commie bastards trying to turn us into tools of the MAN anyway
11:26 <+Volatile> they aren't part of the TRUE GOD's plan
11:27 <jeffm> fox news is currently investigating how japan angered god
11:27 <+Volatile> y'know, way back when the founding fathers invented america with god's help
11:27 <+Volatile> (h0h0)
11:27 <+sampson> i hope they investigate obama's birth certificate next
11:28 <jeffm> fox news then found tentical porn and stopped the investigation
11:28 <jeffm> "they are in gods hands now, there is nothing to report"
11:29 <+Volatile> shit
11:29 <+Volatile> chrism, remember my bank telling me i could just 'put more cash' into my credit card to increase its available credit?
11:29 <jeffm> the dealership i take my car in to get oil changes plays fox news all the time, i hate it
11:29 <+Volatile> the person who told me that only gave me a partial story of what actually happens
11:30 <@chrism> oh
11:30 <@chrism> figures
11:30 <@chrism> heheh
11:30 <+Volatile> bank just called. to do it, they hafta run a credit check
11:30 <+Volatile> some new law passed last year
11:30 <@chrism> wtf
11:30 <@chrism> for a secured card?
11:30 <+Volatile> and it's a public credit check
11:30 <+Volatile> yah
11:30 <+Volatile> weird, right?
11:30 <@chrism> meh sounds like someone covering a loophole
11:30 <@chrism> heh
11:30 <+Volatile> yeah
11:30 <+Volatile> well.. it's funny
11:31 <@chrism> hell, I'd abuse that too
11:31 <+Volatile> my credit score from experian told me that my credit would be BETTER if i had a few more inquiries for new credit on my account
11:31 <+Volatile> ..and that i needed more credit
11:31 <@chrism> weird
11:31 <+Volatile> if they dont turn me down for the added credit, this will probably be a good thing
11:31 <@chrism> YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH OF A CONSUMER
11:31 <@chrism> BUY MOAR
11:31 <+Volatile> haha
11:31 <+Volatile> i can't!
11:31 <+Volatile> cuz i dont have enough credit.
11:31 <@chrism> lolo
11:31 <+Volatile> i cant even pay for groceries on my credit card
11:31 <+Volatile> iwthout it going over 40%
11:31 <@chrism> hahaha
11:32 <@chrism> yeah i've got some secured piece of fuck like that too
11:32 <+Volatile> so i sent them $2700, to up my credit to $3k
11:32 <@chrism> it's like a 400 dollar limit
11:32 <+Volatile> yeah.. $300
11:32 <+Volatile> so i cant spend more than $149 on groceries
11:32 <+Volatile> and even that's more than i should
11:32 <+Volatile> i should really only spend like $100
11:34 <@chrism> yeah that's what we try to stick to
11:34 <@chrism> 100 bucks per shot
11:34 <+Volatile> werd
11:34 <+Volatile> i still have another credit card with a $300 limit
11:35 <+Volatile> ..another useless card that only serves to be an old account with a 100% payment credit
11:35 <+Volatile> record rather
11:35 <@chrism> lol
11:35 <+Volatile> if i get denied for this credit, imma be supar pissed.
11:35 <+Volatile> weird thing is, they didn't ask for any proof of my income
11:36 <+Volatile> they just asked me to tell them on the phone verbally
11:36 <+Volatile> i could have told her i made a bazillion dollars last year
11:36 <+Volatile> heh
11:36 <@chrism> ONE MEEEEEELION DOLLARS
11:36 <+sampson> whoa
11:36 <+sampson> TIL www.greenpois0n.com is hosted at SH
11:36 <@chrism> THESE, ARE THE CRIES, OF THE CARROTS
11:36 <+sampson> (iphone/ipad jailbreak)
11:37 <+Volatile> you think boehner says shit like "So you want Boehner's boner inside you?" when he's fucking his secretary?
11:37 <+Volatile> if my last name was boehner, i'd be getting in a lot of trouble.
11:38 <@chrism> if my last name wereboehner, my first name would be richard before I hit 18
11:38 <+Volatile> wereboehner turns into a sex-craved werewolf on full moons
11:39 <@chrism> lol
11:39 <@chrism> most annoying apple shortcut
11:39 <@chrism> esc + cmd
11:40 <@chrism> which sucks cause i use cmd + ~ constantly
11:40 <@chrism> hehe
11:40 <+Volatile> i never got the apple key
11:40 <+Volatile> even when i used an apple][e
11:41 <+Volatile> i was always like: WTF is this apple key
11:41 <@chrism> now it's the ZOMG COMMAND key
11:41 <@chrism> more assertive than control
11:41 <@chrism> lol
11:41 <@chrism> although they have that too
11:41 <@chrism> so you can COMMAND and CONTROL from your mac
11:41 <+Volatile> geezuz
11:41 <@chrism> not just CONTROL and ... alt?
11:41 <+Volatile> that's way too much control
11:41 <+Volatile> i dont think i can handle that much responsibility
11:42 <+Volatile> i'm going to put some crackers under the command key, just to make sure i dont accidentally hit it
11:42 <@chrism> yeah i questioned myself for awhile
11:42 <@chrism> man
11:42 <@chrism> on my fucking laptop at home
11:42 <@chrism> SOMETHING wedged itself under the CTRL key
11:42 <mrtyfrdm> i can't wait until tonight
11:42 <@chrism> you know how fucking often i use that goddamned key?
11:42 <mrtyfrdm> gonna watch hobo with a shotgun
11:42 <+Volatile> on the left or right side?
11:42 <@chrism> left
11:42 <+Volatile> shit
11:42 <+Volatile> that's crippling.
11:42 <@chrism> yeah
11:42 <@chrism> like it works
11:43 <@chrism> you just have to squish it a bit
11:43 <@chrism> lol
11:43 <+Volatile> laptop keyboards are a bitch
11:43 <@chrism> i really just need to take it apart and fix it
11:43 <+Volatile> i hate typing on laptop keyboards
11:43 <+Volatile> mostly cuz i love my ergo MSFT keyboard
11:43 <@chrism> i used to be ALL about the ms natural keyboard
11:43 <@chrism> now I <3 my chicklette keyboards
11:43 <+Volatile> chicklette?
11:43 <@chrism> chicklete whatever
11:44 <@chrism> the mac ones like on the MBP
11:44 <@chrism> you can fart on these keys and they'll depress
11:44 <@chrism> they're awesome
11:44 <+Volatile> hmmz
11:44 <+Volatile> i'd probably typo too much
11:44 <+Volatile> i leave my fingers rested on keys
11:44 <@chrism> I do considerably more on these than other keyboards
11:44 <@chrism> but :shrug:
11:45 <+Volatile> if i had my way, they'd still make IBM keyboards with the click up sound
11:45 <+Volatile> SOUNDS LIKE IM FURIOUSLY WORKING, BUT IM JUST FURIOUSLY CLICKING THE DOWN KEY TO FIND NEW FAP MATERIAL
11:45 <@scrim> eheh
11:45 <@scrim> we had some once that had steel cases
11:45 <@scrim> must have weighted something like 5lbs each ahah
11:45 <@chrism> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_keyboard
11:45 <@chrism> those
11:46 <@chrism> those are what you want
11:46 <@scrim> yep
11:46 <@scrim> these were super old, had a removable cable, metal case, hardcore
11:46 <@scrim> whole thing came apart so you could clean it
11:46 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBNyrpRHVQ
11:46 <@scrim> it was built to be the last keyboard you'd ever need
11:46 <@chrism> yeah they mean thtat shit to be durable as fuck
11:46 <+m1k[3y]> those are the best
11:47 <+m1k[3y]> i want one
11:47 <@chrism> lol i miss doing phone support w/ those keyboards
11:47 <+m1k[3y]> i think they make a mac version
11:47 <@chrism> people were always like "holy hell, you type fast" "JUST DOIN MY JOB MA'AM"
11:47 <@chrism> you know what I really miss on most keyboards? Fucking 10 key entry pads
11:47 <@chrism> this one has it, and I <3 it
11:48 <+sampson> lol people still hear me type with a chiclet keyboard
11:48 <+sampson> stupid vibrations in my shoulder
11:48 <@chrism> what
11:48 <@chrism> are you gonna get all metaphysical on us now?
11:48 <@chrism> VIBRATIONS IN MY SHOULDER, THE EARTH, MAN, IT TREMBLES WHEN I TALK ABOUT THE QUICK BROWN FOX
11:48 <+Volatile> yeah
11:48 <+Volatile> i still have that keyboard
11:48 <+Volatile> it's in junk equipment storage
11:48 <+Volatile> probably still works just fine
11:49 <+Volatile> i need to cut it in half and make an ergo out of it
11:49 <+Volatile> heh
11:49 <+Volatile> silly markets.
11:50 <+Volatile> if they're down again tomorrow, chrism, good time to invest in an index fund
11:50 <+sampson> go make some jungle juice chrism
11:50 <+Volatile> er..
11:50 <+Volatile> mutual fund
11:50 <+Volatile> *not* an index
11:50 <+Volatile> fuck indexes.
11:50 <+Volatile> damn
11:50 <+sampson> k
11:50 <+Volatile> the quake that hit .jp was 7.4
11:50 <+sampson> gonna sell my car
11:50 <+sampson> brb
11:50 <+Volatile> k
11:52 <+m1k[3y]> so london is deciding if it will go with our app or their app today
11:52 <+m1k[3y]> i think london is going to go with theirs
11:52 <+sampson> will your boss get fired if they do
11:52 <+m1k[3y]> if that is the case, the CTO will be fucked
11:52 <+m1k[3y]> yeah
11:53 <+m1k[3y]> he is toast
11:53 <+sampson> so i guess you're hoping that happens
11:53 <+m1k[3y]> i dont know...it kind of fucks me because the only reason i stuck around here was they were going to let me do some jr development
11:53 <+m1k[3y]> but i guess i would not want to do that anyway under diamond
11:54 <+m1k[3y]> better just to teach myself some shit..maybe make a few things for the portfolio
11:54 <+m1k[3y]> do some side gigs
11:55 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsslfkNlm_c awesome++
11:55 <@chrism> (fatboy slim)
12:02 <@chrism> side note, <3 Net::OpenSSH
12:02 <@chrism> fucking awesome faste
12:02 <@chrism> er fast
12:02 <+Volatile> heh
12:02 <+Volatile> werd
12:02 <+Volatile> what does it do?
12:02 <+Volatile> ssh client in perl?
12:02 <@chrism> kinda SSH wrapper that doesn't warp around the bin, uses sockets for SUPAR FAST connections n stuff
12:02 <@chrism> http://search.cpan.org/~salva/Net-OpenSSH-0.50/lib/Net/OpenSSH.pm
12:02 <+Volatile> nice
12:03 <@chrism> This package is implemented around the multiplexing feature found in later versions of OpenSSH. That feature allows reuse of a previous SSH connection for running new commands (I believe that OpenSSH 4.1 is the first one to provide all the required functionality).
12:03 <@chrism> like the rest of the OpenSSH pms are just... janky
12:03 <@chrism> i wasted a week on one trying to figureo ut how to get it to use fucking keys
12:03 <@chrism> that should be fairly goddamned basic for an ssh module, ya know?
12:04 <@chrism> (i never figured it out)
12:04 <@chrism> http://www.reddit.com/r/perl/comments/gk0a8/problems_with_netsshperl/
12:04 <+Volatile> hmmz
12:04 <@chrism> lolol
12:04 <+Volatile> it hasta spawn a new connection for every command tho
12:04 <+Volatile> kinda odd.
12:04 <+Volatile> still probably pretty useful
12:04 <@chrism> Net::OpenSSH reuses the initial connection
12:04 <+Volatile> nah, it reuses the session
12:04 <+Volatile> not the connection
12:05 <+Volatile> oh
12:05 <+Volatile> nm
12:05 <+Volatile> btw:
12:05 <+Volatile> DESCRIPTION ^
12:05 <+Volatile> Net::OpenSSH is a secure shell client package implemented on top of OpenSSH binary client (ssh).
12:05 <+Volatile> it does use the binary
12:06 <+Volatile> still.. very useful
12:06 <+Volatile> OpenSSL is a bitch to learn and deal with as it is. implementing support for SSH on top of that, would be an additional bitch.
12:07 <@chrism> oooh yeah it calls it with an odd flag that maintains the session until you close it
12:07 <+Volatile> especially just to run commands remotely
12:07 <@chrism> so fair nuff, still need that in place
12:07 <@chrism> yeah
12:07 <@chrism> fuck alla that
12:07 <@chrism> i'm not gonna build something from openssl on up
12:07 <+Volatile> it took me *forever* to learn how to use OpenSSL
12:07 <+Volatile> documentation is TERRIBLE
12:07 <@chrism> i only really use it for basic validation and testing
12:07 <@chrism> like the s_client shit
12:07 <@chrism> lol yeah
12:07 <+Volatile> ..and all the mailing lists are people responding: READ THE DOCS
12:07 <@chrism> hahah
12:07 <@chrism> <general answer for 'i don't know'>
12:08 <+Volatile> ive never posted on the lists, but ive read em when having problems
12:08 <+Volatile> ..the dev list is just a bunch of dicks
12:09 <+Volatile> most anyone that replies is either talking shit, or is a developer of some sort on the package, and tells the OP to read docs that don't exist, aren't clear, or are incomplete
12:09 <+Volatile> ..and god forbid if you don't want to use their gay BIO library
12:09 <+Volatile> 'WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR I/O LIBRARY IS BAD?'
12:09 <+Volatile> heh
12:16 <@chrism> haha
12:16 <@chrism> yeah never had to tinker w/ that
12:17 <+Volatile> http://toucharcade.com/2011/04/07/ataris-greatest-hits-review-my-god-its-full-of-pixels/
12:18 <+Volatile> 100 atari games
12:18 <+Volatile> for like $15
12:18 <+Volatile> heh
12:18 <+Volatile> not that these aren't all pirate-free
12:19 <@chrism> http://www.linuxjournal.com/content/speed-multiple-ssh-connections-same-server
12:19 <@chrism> hrm
12:19 <@chrism> that could be useful about 3 years ago for me
12:19 <@chrism> lol
12:20 <+Volatile> werd
12:20 <@chrism> oh god, so Jasmin picked up a bunch of play masks for scarlett, and they're all little cute animals
12:20 <@chrism> and she's showing them to me last night
12:20 <@chrism> and she gets to the last one out of like 10
12:20 <@chrism> it's a bear.
12:20 <@chrism> a cute bear
12:20 <@chrism> a ... pedo bear
12:20 <@chrism> STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE PEDO BEAR
12:20 <@scrim> ahahah
12:21 <+sampson> noice
12:21 <@chrism> haha pics will be coming
12:21 <@chrism> but i feel odd doing them
12:21 <@chrism> lol
12:21 <+sampson> so i should buy a matching pedobear plushie
12:21 <+sampson> right
12:21 <@chrism> lol
12:21 <@chrism> i thought about getting her one of of those
12:21 <+sampson> http://shop.desutoys.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=dt0001
12:21 <@chrism> but man, a part of me would always wince a bit
12:21 <+sampson> "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE TOY"
12:21 <+sampson> *becomes 16*
12:21 <@chrism> the question is if the lulz were > the wince
12:21 <+sampson> ;_______;
12:21 <@chrism> hahahaha
12:21 <@chrism> DAD: QQ
12:21 <+sampson> dude it's the ultimate trolldad
12:22 <+sampson> because you'll both forget about it for like 15 years
12:22 <+sampson> then all of the sudden it comes full circle
12:23 <@chrism> hahaha
12:38 <+Volatile> <15 year old scarlett> dad, i found an old mask you guys used to have me wear as a baby, on 4chan
12:38 <@chrism> :trolldad:
12:39 <+Volatile> http://news.discovery.com/tech/new-car-engine-sends-shockwaves-through-auto-industry-110405.html
12:40 <+Volatile> The Wave Disk Generator uses 60 percent of its fuel for propulsion; standard car engines use just 15 percent. As a result, the generator is 3.5 times more fuel efficient than typical combustion engines.
12:40 <+Volatile> Researchers estimate the new model could shave almost 1,000 pounds off a car's weight currently taken up by conventional engine systems.
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12:47 <@chrism> This hit reddit awhile back, I think the problem was that no one had seen a working prototype yhet
12:48 <+Volatile> ah
12:48 <+Volatile> that's a problem.
12:51 <tronyx> your FACE is a working prototype
12:51 <phobosd> oh man!!! your FACE man!!
12:52 <@chrism> whaaaa
12:52 <@chrism> shrimp and catfish fajitas?
12:52 <@chrism> YESPLX
12:53 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/gRTT8.jpg
12:54 <+Volatile> heh
12:57 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/d0LNO.jpg
12:58 <+Volatile> heh
12:59 <+Volatile> oh the memes.
12:59 <+Volatile> shit is going down again tomorrow.
12:59 <+Volatile> ecb raised their rate.
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13:26 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Fri Apr 1 14:25:47 2011]
13:26 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
13:27 <+Volatile> hah
13:27 <+Volatile> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Phantom-Password.aspx
13:27 <+Volatile> awesome.
13:30 <@chrism> lol
13:43 <tronyx> hi
13:44 <+Volatile> fuck you
13:44 <+Volatile> !
13:48 <tronyx> =/
14:00 <Orb_> What if it was a dummy password instead? That would be even more awesome.
14:14 <tronyx> CRAZY CRAZY ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
14:24 <+Volatile> oh wow
14:24 <+Volatile> 4chan thread just found something interesting
14:24 <+Volatile> Assign a number to each letter in the alphabet:
14:24 <+Volatile> A = 1
14:24 <+Volatile> B = 2
14:24 <+Volatile> C = 3
14:24 <+Volatile> D = 4
14:24 <+Volatile> E = 5
14:24 <+Volatile> F = 6
14:24 <+Volatile> G = 7
14:24 <+Volatile> H = 8
14:24 <+Volatile> ..some dude replies:
14:24 <+Volatile> And according to that:
14:24 <+Volatile> 9/11 = 0.81818181818181 = HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:26 <tronyx> and if you fold a $20 bill a certain way, you can see the twin towers exploding because jefferson knew because of the illuminati
14:26 <tronyx> and nostradadmus
14:27 <+Volatile> yeah
14:27 <+Volatile> im aware of that
14:27 <+Volatile> i do this all the time
14:27 <+Volatile> to prove that jefferson worked with god to invest the destruction of america
14:27 <+Volatile> invent rather
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14:35 <tronyx> bitches need to paramaterize
14:47 <+Volatile> paramiliterize?
14:47 <+Volatile> uh
14:47 <+Volatile> wtf
14:47 <+Volatile> i just got tax information from a company
14:47 <+Volatile> lawl?
14:47 <+Volatile> taxes already filed.
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14:56 <+Volatile> what the *fuck*
14:57 <+Volatile> some stock i owned transferred cash out of the states, and apparently, I'm taxed on those funds proportionate to my ownership of the company via its stock
14:57 <+Volatile> haha
14:57 <tronyx> what
14:57 <+Volatile> why send this only DAYS before filing deadline
14:57 <+Volatile> seriously
14:57 <+Volatile> i've never heard of this shit
14:57 <+Volatile> emailing CPA furiously (soon as im done fapping)
14:58 <+Volatile> i dont even remember owning this stock
14:58 <+Volatile> haha
14:58 <+Volatile> and it was in a tax-free account
15:07 <tronyx> when is the deadline?
15:10 <+Volatile> april 15
15:10 <+Volatile> if i hafta claim this shit, i'll hafta re-file my taxes
15:11 <+Volatile> what a pain in the ass
15:11 <+Volatile> especially since i efiled, so i already got a refund
15:11 <+Volatile> heh
15:13 <@chrism> if this just happened, wouldn't htat be on next years taxes?
15:14 <+Volatile> nah, it's for 2010
15:15 <+Volatile> i *just* received it in the mail
15:15 <+Volatile> im pretty sure feb 13th is the cut-off date that companies are supposed to have sent financial info
15:15 <+Volatile> so i have no idea what to do about this
15:16 <+Volatile> etrade may have already taken this into account
15:18 <+Volatile> dungeon seige 3 delayed :(((
15:22 <tronyx> looks really cool
15:22 <tronyx> never even heard of it
15:22 <tronyx> dungeon crawler i am guessing/
15:23 <+Volatile> werd.. cpa says i dunt hafta report it cuz of teh tax free account
15:23 <+Volatile> well
15:23 <+Volatile> kinda
15:23 <+Volatile> it's like a mix between diablo and wow
15:23 <+Volatile> except there's no MMO aspect
15:23 <+Volatile> you can play with friends over teh intarwebs tho
15:24 <+Volatile> dungeon seige is win.
15:24 <+Volatile> and this one looks like more winrar.
15:24 <+Volatile> scrim
15:24 <+Volatile> http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20357-mystery-signal-at-fermilab-hints-at-technicolour-force.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news
15:24 <+Volatile> loo
15:24 <+Volatile> i am discredited only a day later.
15:47 <+Volatile> hahaha
15:47 <+Volatile> a customer has been emailing and calling repeatedly saying that a user can't authenticate, etc, etc
15:47 <+Volatile> so i checked in, and i see no authentications on the account for over 5 days
15:47 <+Volatile> i tell them to check the host he's connecting to, etc
15:48 <+Volatile> he keeps complaining about it, etc
15:48 <+Volatile> finally, they go on site, the dumbass had been opening his account, getting the password dialog, and closing it
15:48 <+Volatile> hahaha
15:48 <+Volatile> 'IT ASKED FOR MY PASSWORD: FAILURE'
15:49 <@chrism> hahahah
15:50 <@chrism> oh probably someone who had a saved password that popped it by some fuckup
15:50 <@chrism> man we used to see that shit all the time in the dialup isp days
15:50 <@chrism> always our fault =\
15:50 <+Volatile> yeah
15:53 <tronyx> pretty bored guys
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15:55 <+m1k[3y]> yep
15:55 <+m1k[3y]> london killed drupal
15:59 <+Volatile> ?
15:59 <+Volatile> what is a london
16:01 <billay> capital of england?
16:01 <+Volatile> you mean euro?
16:01 <+Volatile> (lawl)
16:01 <+m1k[3y]> well, recently our London (as in England) counterparts brought a controlling share in us
16:02 <+Volatile> i realize where london is located, and that it's a place, but i figured this was a THING this time around
16:02 <+Volatile> since it's killing a thing
16:02 <+Volatile> ahh
16:02 <+Volatile> what does that have to do with drupal?
16:02 <+m1k[3y]> our app was drupal based
16:03 <+m1k[3y]> they have their own app (a custom made php based cms)
16:03 <+Volatile> ohhhh
16:03 <+Volatile> gotcha.
16:03 <+m1k[3y]> in all honestly, their app is much better anyway
16:04 <+m1k[3y]> our shit was slow as fuck and there was only so much i could do from my end to make that shit useable
16:04 <+m1k[3y]> bad code is bad code
16:04 <+Volatile> what does your app do
16:04 <+Volatile> oh
16:04 <+Volatile> a cms
16:04 <+Volatile> loo
16:04 <+m1k[3y]> :)
16:04 <+Volatile> i should learn to read.
16:09 <n|cotine> hey mi|kman
16:12 <@chrism> AND THE WORST PART IS... I NEVER LEARNED TO READ
16:12 <+Volatile> i can type, but i can't read what hte fuck im saying
16:13 <+Volatile> orb
16:14 <+Volatile> you are still logging?
16:14 <+Volatile> i think we need to go Anonymous on Orb
16:17 <+m1k[3y]> oh my god...the CTO just hired a SEO company
16:18 <@chrism> eh :shrug: they serve a purpose for sure
16:19 <+m1k[3y]> everytime i get an email from our CTO:
16:19 <+m1k[3y]> http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2283585.gif
16:20 <kubi> you put on a suit?
16:21 <@chrism> you buy a dell?
16:21 <@chrism> or tip your lampshade
16:21 <@chrism> i'm confused
16:21 <kubi> DUDE
16:21 <kubi> YOU ALREADY GOT A DELL!
16:21 <@chrism> hahahah
16:21 <kubi> (sell if for weed)
16:21 <@chrism> (dimesack)
16:21 <mrtyfrdm> i bought a dell
16:22 <@chrism> sell it for weed.
16:22 <mrtyfrdm> dellbook
16:22 <@chrism> is it really called a dellbook?
16:22 <mrtyfrdm> hell no i make enough money now to just buy weed and have money left over for other things
16:22 <mrtyfrdm> lol no
16:22 <@chrism> haha k
16:22 <mrtyfrdm> it is called the dell inspiron 15r
16:22 <kubi> i make enough money to light blunts with hundos
16:22 <mrtyfrdm> i don't make that much money
16:23 <kubi> me neither :(
16:23 <mrtyfrdm> oh fuck someone won the powerball last night
16:23 <kubi> it would take a fuckload of money to make me that dumb
16:23 <mrtyfrdm> wonder if it was me
16:23 <kubi> yeah like powerball money
16:23 <mrtyfrdm> yeah it was like 236 million or something yesterday
16:23 <kubi> i knew someone whos mother in law won the powerball once
16:23 <kubi> i worked with her actually
16:23 <mrtyfrdm> HOLY SHIT the winner was in indiana that narrows it down to a possibility
16:23 <kubi> she quit the next day
16:24 <@chrism> hahaha
16:24 <@chrism> FUCK YOU ALL
16:24 <@chrism> I HATED EVERY ONE OF YOU
16:24 <kubi> now your odds are like 1 in 2 billion instead of one in 60 billion
16:24 <@chrism> I AM NOW TAKING MY WINNINGS AND SURROUNDIGN THE BUILDING WITH SHARKS. ON FIRE. FUCK YOU ALL
16:24 <kubi> lol
16:25 <kubi> yeah i wish that happened
16:25 <+m1k[3y]> i would buy a bear
16:25 <kubi> i'd buy a tiger and a bear
16:25 <+m1k[3y]> and put in in dimaond's office
16:25 <kubi> and make them either be friends
16:25 <kubi> or fight to the death
16:25 <mrtyfrdm> i would have a grotto
16:25 <mrtyfrdm> also i would tell no one besides a lawyer and an accountant that i won
16:25 <kubi> if they were friends i'd probably ride around on the bear
16:25 <kubi> and walk the tiger on a leash
16:25 <mrtyfrdm> anonymous trust would claim the money :)
16:26 <kubi> heh
16:26 <kubi> then you'd light blunts with hundos?
16:26 <mrtyfrdm> are there bigger bills
16:26 <kubi> don't think so
16:26 <mrtyfrdm> then yes
16:26 <kubi> i've wondered this as well
16:26 <kubi> supposedly there have been larger bills in the history of our currency
16:26 <mrtyfrdm> i think there was a 500 dollar bill made at one point
16:26 <kubi> but i don't think any are in circulation
16:27 <@chrism> I think there was a 1k
16:27 <@chrism> could be horribly wrong though
16:27 <kubi> yeah i've heard of both of those
16:27 <kubi> never seen one though
16:27 <kubi> so it could just be an internet thing who knows
16:27 <mrtyfrdm> 184.154.215.28
16:27 <mrtyfrdm> oops
16:27 <mrtyfrdm> Notes above the $100 denomination ceased being printed in 1946 and were officially withdrawn from circulation in 1969. These notes were used primarily in inter-bank transactions or by organized crime; it was the latter usage that prompted President Richard Nixon to issue an executive order in 1969 halting their use. With the advent of electronic banking, they became less necessary.[citation needed] Notes in denominations of $500, $1,000, $5,000, $10,000, a
16:27 <@chrism> http://www.1000dollarbill.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1000-dollar-bill-21.jpg
16:28 <@chrism> is tha real?
16:28 <kubi> looks real enough
16:28 <mrtyfrdm> well the printed year makes it a possibility
16:28 <mrtyfrdm> i'd say so
16:31 <phobosd> bitches and hoes
16:31 <mrtyfrdm> They might not know it yet, but someone in Clarksville, Indiana is about to become a lot richer.
16:31 <mrtyfrdm> fuck
16:33 <phobosd> lol eric's lottery pipe dream
16:33 <phobosd> so awesome
16:33 <phobosd> SO CLOSE
16:33 <mrtyfrdm> I KNOW
16:33 <mrtyfrdm> although geographically it doesn't matter
16:33 <mrtyfrdm> the numbers do
16:33 <@chrism> move to trailer park
16:33 <@chrism> win big money
16:33 <@chrism> GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
16:33 <mrtyfrdm> that seems to be the way to do it
16:34 <mrtyfrdm> man if that would have said hammond i would have shit
16:34 <mrtyfrdm> even though it still would have been a 1 in 200m chance
16:50 <@chrism> 200m people live in indiana?
16:53 <mrtyfrdm> hell no
16:53 <mrtyfrdm> it has nothing to do with population
16:54 <mrtyfrdm> most people get quite a few tickets
16:54 <mrtyfrdm> well most people that play lotto
16:54 <mrtyfrdm> plus hammond is the first town in indiana you go through when coming from chicago on 90 or 80-94 so you have those commuters as well
16:55 <mrtyfrdm> it's like the thrid pargest city in indiana
16:55 <mrtyfrdm> largest*
16:57 <+Volatile> yeah
16:57 <+Volatile> it's that city that smells like total fucking shit
16:57 <+Volatile> and you wonder how anyone can live in it
16:57 <@chrism> I thought that was Gary?
16:57 <billay> i think that's all of NW Indiana
16:58 <@chrism> lolol
16:58 <@chrism> <3 Munster though
16:58 <@chrism> it's got 3 floyds
16:58 <billay> outside of whiting. I had pierogies in whiting, so it's cool by me
16:58 <+Volatile> clean air act? fuck that. we need guns.
16:58 <@chrism> and <3 South bend, ND, etc
16:58 <+Volatile> heh
16:58 <@chrism> but yeah i don't care about the rest of the state
17:07 <mrtyfrdm> whiting smells like shit
17:08 <mrtyfrdm> because of the refineries
17:08 <mrtyfrdm> i lived in south hammond which does not smell like shit I wouldn't be able to stand that
17:11 <+sampson> fuck guns
17:11 <+sampson> we need bongs
17:13 <mi|kman> n|cotine: ding
17:15 <+sampson> fucking bot
17:16 <n|cotine> mi|kman: guess which workstation I'm on right now
17:16 <+sampson> was sleeping great and woke up because my phone said it had 50 new emails
17:16 <+sampson> some ip was bruteforcing a server
17:16 <mi|kman> no idea
17:16 <n|cotine> fs-greg
17:16 <mi|kman> lol
17:17 <n|cotine> evidently it's STILL HERE
17:17 <mi|kman> WOW
17:17 <phobosd> GREG GOT OWNED LOLOL
17:17 <mi|kman> oh wow look phobosd is talking to me
17:17 <mi|kman> this is an odd change
17:17 <phobosd> :|
17:17 <@chrism> hahaha
17:17 <@chrism> OWNED
17:17 <@chrism> waht/
17:18 <+sampson> wait
17:18 <+sampson> mi|kman's talking?
17:18 <+sampson> i thought he was a bot
17:18 <mi|kman> lol
17:18 <+sampson> just slept 4 hours
17:18 <+sampson> feels good man
17:18 <+sampson> woke up drunken from sleep
17:19 <+sampson> im kinda mad i paid for amazon prime 1 day shipping at like noon yesterday
17:19 <+sampson> and they didn't ship till 10pm
17:19 <+sampson> so of course it didn't come
17:20 <+sampson> Dear Capital One Customer,
17:20 <+sampson> As we have communicated over the course of the last week, Epsilon—a marketing vendor that sends e-mails on our behalf—notified us about unauthorized outside access to files that included Capital One® customer e-mail addresses.
17:20 <+sampson> :|
17:20 <mi|kman> i got like 5 of those notices
17:20 <+sampson> that makes 5 for me
17:21 <+Volatile> damn this wine is good
17:21 <+Volatile> yumrar
17:21 <+Volatile> http://www.avvwine.com/scripts/display_product.php?product_id=71
17:22 <+Volatile> cheap, and tasty
17:22 <mi|kman> even cheaper, make your own wine
17:22 <+Volatile> yeah, that'll come out well.
17:22 <+sampson> you mean make your own vinegar
17:22 <+sampson> XD
17:22 <mi|kman> don't ruin my dreams
17:23 <mi|kman> my first batch goes into secondary fermentation this weekend
17:23 <+Volatile> ive tasted quite a bit of people's homeade wine, as scary as that is, because people tend to generate a bacteria-filled liquid, rather than wine
17:23 <+Volatile> and it always tastes like shit
17:23 <+Volatile> ..not just 'not good'
17:23 <+Volatile> terrible.
17:23 <mi|kman> damnit vol
17:23 <+Volatile> sorry, brah
17:23 <mi|kman> I hope to be an exception.
17:23 <+Volatile> this is why the wine business isn't easy to get into
17:24 <mi|kman> (let me dream)
17:24 <+Volatile> cuz it's not easy
17:24 <+sampson> o joy 100 classic atari games for ios devices
17:24 <+Volatile> and expensive.
17:24 <+sampson> ZOMG
17:24 <+sampson> i just came hard
17:24 <+sampson> SoMoGa Announces 'Lunar: Silver Star Touch' for iOS
17:24 <@chrism> if they're making bacteria filled liquid, they suck at sanitation
17:24 <@chrism> sanitization
17:24 <@chrism> wtfever
17:24 <@chrism> hehe
17:24 <+sampson> jrpgjrpgjrpgjrpgjrpgjrpgjrpgjrpg
17:24 <+Volatile> chrism, people in general suck at things that they haven't put into real practice into
17:25 <@chrism> yeah fair nuff
17:25 <+Volatile> i havent, but i've heard of people who have gotten very sick on homemade wine
17:25 <+m1k[3y]> truer words
17:25 <@chrism> but there's TONS of help for this shit online
17:25 <+Volatile> yeah
17:25 <+Volatile> no doubt.
17:25 <@chrism> and like, you know damned well if it got infected
17:25 <mi|kman> that's why i'm glad i have chrism to guide :)
17:25 <+Volatile> there's also warning labels on Clorox BLeach that say not to drink it
17:25 <@chrism> like you look at it and go "WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING NAME OF GOD IS GROWING ON THERE"
17:25 <@chrism> "IT'S BREATHING"
17:25 <@chrism> etc
17:25 <mi|kman> i can also blame him for almost anything that happens, too
17:25 <+Volatile> in spite of the warnings, people still drink bleach
17:25 <@chrism> lol
17:25 <+sampson> hey
17:25 <+Volatile> ..and they were put there because people drank it
17:25 <+Volatile> heh
17:25 <+sampson> goes good with a steak
17:26 <mi|kman> also, chrism why didn't you respond to my text
17:26 <+Volatile> WANT WHITE STEAK? BLEACH.
17:26 <@chrism> mi|kman: i'd actually consider giving it another week in the primary. Yeast is awesome at playing "cleanup" with off flavors
17:26 <mi|kman> i was stuck in a 2 hour harrassment training, and really needed the fire alarm pulled
17:26 <+sampson> it's a great pallette cleaner
17:26 <@chrism> like all my stuff now will sit in primary for atl east 2 weeks
17:26 <@chrism> probably more
17:26 <mi|kman> i'll trust your expertise :)
17:27 <@chrism> now i'm *assuming* this holds true for wine as well
17:27 <@chrism> so keep that in mind, i have nfc on wine
17:27 <mi|kman> i'll do some research
17:27 <@chrism> =P
17:27 <@chrism> this might make a good question for /r/homebrewing
17:28 <mi|kman> good call
17:28 <+Volatile> shouldn't reddit just always respond to every /r/ with "GOOGLE IT"
17:28 <+Volatile> i've never googled something i needed to know, and found a link to reddit in the results.
17:29 <+Volatile> this would indicate that there is no knowledge of value at reddit
17:29 <+Volatile> (or it blocks google)
17:29 <+sampson> neg
17:29 <+sampson> search for sysadmin
17:29 <+Volatile> hahaha
17:30 <@chrism> good example of infection
17:30 <@chrism> http://imgur.com/wTkjz
17:30 <@chrism> i would run from that
17:30 <@chrism> lol
17:30 <+Volatile> that is fucking disgusting
17:30 <+Volatile> im drinking wine right now :\
17:30 <+Volatile> http://imgur.com/s/eYjd7
17:30 <+Volatile> ?
17:30 <+Volatile> that was under 'related images'
17:30 <@chrism> lol google for "wine infection" and look at the first hit
17:30 <@chrism> boobs and a title of "wine yeast infectioN"
17:30 <@chrism> lolol
17:30 <+Volatile> hah
17:30 <mi|kman> hahaha
17:30 <+Volatile> yeast get infections?
17:31 <+Volatile> i thought yeast were infections
17:31 <+Volatile> heh
17:31 <@chrism> vol: i remember that pic, it was some dude that over carbonated his beer
17:31 <+Volatile> that's like.. AIDS getting HIV
17:31 <+Volatile> !
17:31 <@chrism> popped the top and that's what happens
17:31 <+Volatile> loo
17:31 <+Volatile> reminds me of that simpsons bathtub gin episode
17:31 <+Volatile> BAM
17:31 <+Volatile> KABLOOEY
17:31 <+Volatile> (sorry, honey)
17:31 <+Volatile> KA-POW!!
17:31 <@chrism> hahah
17:31 <+Volatile> heh
17:31 <@chrism> i had one bottle that got a bit crazy over at mi|kman's house the other day
17:32 <+sampson> i want a yeast infection
17:32 <@chrism> popped the top and it was like FUCKING BAM
17:32 <+Volatile> "I'll get you eventually, Beer Baron!"
17:32 <+Volatile> (no you wont!)
17:32 <+Volatile> "?! Yes I will!"
17:32 <+Volatile> (doh)
17:33 <+Volatile> cmon. everyone knows that ep!
17:33 <+Volatile> it's the simpsons. it's been re-run like a bazillion times on your local fox station yesterday.
17:33 <+Volatile> lawl
17:33 <+sampson> yes i know it
17:33 <+sampson> i just don't care
17:33 <+sampson> i'm busy reading nerd news
17:33 <+Volatile> fuck you.
17:34 <+Volatile> in tech news: i was working on a customer system that hosts email for a large HD cable provider, and had to grab some shit from the history file, noticed someone had accidentally pasted an email into a root shell
17:34 <+Volatile> it was an email describing how a live broadcast of an HD sports event went offline due to the fact an audio board failed
17:35 <+Volatile> and they later determined that the audio board failed because they had sent the truck carrying it through a power wash
17:35 <+Volatile> and left the back gate open
17:35 <+sampson> nice
17:35 <+Volatile> heh
17:35 <+sampson> i'm trying to decide if i should put xeon e5345s in my mac pro
17:35 <+sampson> it'd upgrade it to 8 cores
17:35 <+Volatile> shit, son
17:35 <+Volatile> that's a lot of cores.
17:36 <+Volatile> i had to choose between 4 and 6 cores, and that was tough
17:36 <+sampson> i got 4 cores
17:36 <+sampson> but my shit slows down
17:36 <+Volatile> yeh
17:36 <+Volatile> i went with 4 core :\
17:36 <+Volatile> more powerful individual cores
17:36 <+Volatile> turbo button: disabled
17:44 <tronyx> http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2011/Apr/89
17:47 <+Volatile> haha
17:47 <+Volatile> that's awesome
17:47 <+Volatile> script kids getting pwnt daily
17:50 <+sampson> fuck you ups
17:50 <+sampson> and fuck you amazon
17:50 <+Volatile> wtf
17:50 <+sampson> who the fuck ships an overnight package at 10pm
17:50 <+Volatile> don't talk shit about amazon, brah
17:50 <+sampson> bro i'm mad
17:51 <+Volatile> i'm not your bro, friend
17:51 <+sampson> i paid for the overnight shipping at like noon yesterday
17:51 <+sampson> actually hold on
17:51 <+Volatile> so email the 'zon, and tell em. they'll refund yer shit.
17:51 <+sampson> Wed, 6 Apr 2011 10:43:38 -0700 (PDT)
17:51 <+sampson> not even noon
17:51 <+Volatile> i ordered like $300 in books from amazon way-way back when, and told them i didn't receive it, and they re-sent the ntire shipment without any qs.
17:51 <+Volatile> i later found that it had just been placed out of normal sight
17:51 <+Volatile> ..so..
17:51 <+Volatile> dupe books.
17:51 <+Volatile> heh
17:53 <+sampson> their name is mukul
17:53 <+sampson> totally not outsourced
17:53 <+Volatile> haha
17:53 <+sampson> at least they don't try to hide it
17:54 <+Volatile> whatever
17:55 <+sampson> whateveryourface
17:55 <+Volatile> bodybuilding.com shows a pic of the person who packaged your order in every confirmation you get
17:55 <+Volatile> included with a quick bio of their favorite bodybuilding.com product
17:55 <+sampson> are they naked
17:55 <+Volatile> it's always some 350lb black woman who loves bike riding and protein powder
17:55 <+Volatile> 'long runs on the beach --with cheeseburgers'
17:55 <+Volatile> heh
17:55 <@chrism> lol @ --with-cheeseburgers
17:56 <+Volatile> ./configure --with-cheeseburgers
17:56 <+Volatile> ./configure --with-cheeseburgers=/usr/bin/yes
17:56 <+Volatile> !
17:56 <+sampson> wow they did refund shipping
17:56 <+sampson> i'm surprsied they weren't complete assholes
17:56 <+Volatile> the 'zon?
17:56 <+sampson> yup
17:56 <+Volatile> motherfucker, watch your tongue
17:56 <+Volatile> that's the 'zon brah
17:56 <+Volatile> they don't fuck around with customers.
17:57 <+sampson> guess not
17:57 <+Volatile> ive never had a bad experience with amazon
17:57 <+sampson> i almost did
17:57 <+Volatile> cuz they've rectified the few bad things that happened
17:57 <+sampson> i wanted live points with my $20 preorder credit thing
17:57 <+sampson> and the person was like JUST BUY THEM AND WE'LL REFUND YA!
17:57 <+sampson> then the next person was like LOL, NOPE!
17:57 <+Volatile> hah
17:57 <+sampson> so i called and complained and the csr made it like this huge deal and was like I'LL DO IT THIS ONE TIME BUT NEVER DO THIS AGAIN
17:57 <+Volatile> the owner of 'zon is such a huge fucking hippy. he's not gunna let a customer get pwnt over a few bucks.
17:58 <+Volatile> he's also a felon imo.
17:58 <+Volatile> insider trading.
17:58 <+sampson> they're usually the best
17:58 <+Volatile> loo
17:59 <+Volatile> out of curiosity (i think i was talking about this here previously) i emailed amazon and asked them if they would provide me with a CSV or something like that, of every order i've ever placed with amazon, and the details of the order
17:59 <+Volatile> and they replied back in just a few hours, that they would do this for me
17:59 <@chrism> nice
17:59 <@chrism> that's kind of awesome
17:59 <+Volatile> yeah
17:59 <@chrism> amazon rocks on so many levels
17:59 <+Volatile> it was some chick
18:00 <+Volatile> dunno if they have a system for that already
18:00 <+Volatile> they probably do
18:00 <+Volatile> i cant be the first to ask
18:00 <+Volatile> like: how many thousands of dollars have i spent with the 'zon?
18:00 <+Volatile> heh
18:00 <@chrism> oh god
18:00 <@chrism> heh
18:00 <@chrism> i wouldn't even want to know
18:00 <@chrism> I *DO* know that going with prime has saved me an assload of money on shipping
18:00 <@chrism> and way more than paid for itself
18:01 <+Volatile> yeah
18:01 <+sampson> mmmhmmm
18:01 <+sampson> i actually didn't pay for it though
18:01 <+Volatile> i dont know how the fuck they manage that
18:01 <+sampson> i use amazon mom
18:01 <+Volatile> haha
18:01 <+Volatile> amazon mom
18:01 <+sampson> if you buy some clothes and kitchen shit every once in a while
18:01 <+sampson> they give you free months
18:01 <@chrism> haha nice
18:01 <+Volatile> haha
18:01 <+sampson> i think mine goes through until july now
18:01 <+Volatile> wtf?
18:01 <@chrism> i may have to just sign up for that
18:01 <+Volatile> wait-wait
18:01 <@chrism> i mean it's what 70 bucks for prime?
18:01 <+Volatile> am i being trolled?
18:01 <+sampson> only down-side is no free streaming crap
18:02 <@chrism> no
18:02 <+Volatile> wtf is amazon mom
18:02 <@chrism> this is legit
18:02 <+sampson> no you're not
18:02 <@chrism> http://www.amazon.com/gp/mom/signup/info
18:02 <+Volatile> oh wow
18:02 <+Volatile> haha
18:02 <+Volatile> im a mom!
18:02 <+sampson> Dear Amazon Mom Member,
18:02 <+sampson> Congratulations, you've earned a 1-month extension of your FREE Two-Day Shipping benefits from Amazon Mom! Based on your recent purchases from the Baby Store, you now have Amazon Prime shipping benefits through June 21, 2011.
18:02 * Volatile breastfeeds
18:02 <+sampson> Handmade - Rustic Leather Money Clip, Dark Brown
18:02 <+sampson> is what i bought
18:02 <+Volatile> haha
18:02 <@chrism> hahah
18:02 <@chrism> weird
18:02 <+Volatile> toddlers need that shit
18:02 <+Volatile> learn about money early-on, ya know?
18:02 <+sampson> Congratulations, you've earned a 2-month extension of your FREE Two-Day Shipping benefits from Amazon Mom! Based on your recent purchases from the Baby Store, you now have Amazon Prime shipping benefits through May 21, 2011.
18:03 <+sampson> for buying 2 baking sheets
18:03 <+Volatile> hnahah
18:03 <+Volatile> wtf.
18:03 <+Volatile> oh man
18:03 <+Volatile> i need to lay off the wine
18:03 <+Volatile> this isn't that interesting.
18:03 <@chrism> sam: What's your kids name?
18:03 <@chrism> lol
18:03 <+sampson> oh looks like for every $25 you get an additional month
18:03 <+Volatile> JACK
18:03 <+sampson> i'm your uncle hahaha
18:03 <+sampson> well your daughter's
18:04 <@chrism> ooh
18:04 <@chrism> lol
18:04 <@chrism> nice
18:04 <+sampson> we should all split prime
18:04 <@chrism> so wait, any 25 bucks spent extends it?
18:04 <+sampson> only in the "baby store"
18:04 <+sampson> which is like clothes and living shit
18:04 <@chrism> oh wahtever, we buy that shit anyway
18:04 <+sampson> you can earn up to 1 year free
18:05 <@chrism> i may wait until my prime expires to do htis
18:05 <@chrism> which should be in the next few months
18:05 <+sampson> we should try to coordinate a #chicago prime-share
18:05 <+sampson> you can share a prime subscription with 3 other people
18:05 <+Volatile> yeah, orb can log the details.
18:05 <@chrism> haha
18:05 <+sampson> kick/ban his ass
18:05 <@chrism> sampson: you can share prime?
18:05 <+sampson> yeah
18:05 <+Volatile> all he did was add an .htaccess
18:05 <@chrism> oh wow
18:05 <+Volatile> he's still logging everything
18:05 <+sampson> so kick him
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19:51 <kt> dv
19:51 <kt> or no dv
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20:19 <kt> dv
20:20 <dvitous> kt
20:20 <kt> wassup?
20:20 <dvitous> same shit different day
20:21 <dvitous> sup with u?
20:25 <kt> 'eh about the same
20:56 <dvitous> are u movin yet?
21:01 <kt> not yet :)
21:02 <kt> i'll letg you know if i'm in better stalking distance tho
21:02 <kt> miss thing really wants to move by you
21:02 <kt> just so she can be close to yer damn dog
21:05 <dvitous> sweet
21:05 <dvitous> and the guinnea pigs
21:05 <dvitous> and the car
21:05 <dvitous> er
21:05 <dvitous> cat
21:05 <dvitous> and the newts
21:06 <kt> she hates the cat :P
21:06 <dvitous> and wyatt needs a friend
21:06 <dvitous> really bad
21:06 <kt> wyatt?
21:06 <dvitous> wyatt
21:08 <dvitous> the dude is getting a tad annoying
21:08 <dvitous> he's a bit slow on the uptake....
21:08 <dvitous> but by the same token, takes every opportunity to play you to get what he wants
21:09 <dvitous> he'll ring the bell... ask for the kids. If he doesnt get the answer/reaction he wants....
21:09 <dvitous> he'll just stand there n prolong your agony
21:09 <kt> ahhhh
21:09 <dvitous> askin u all kindsa shit
21:09 <dvitous> just so he doesnt have to go the fuck away
21:09 <kt> i had one of those here
21:09 <kt> she moved away
21:09 <kt> and i was so sad
21:09 <dvitous> then the next thing u know, he's standing in ur house
21:09 <kt> so so sad
21:10 <kt> she was a little indian kid
21:10 <dvitous> if the kids aint home, he wants to play w/ the dog
21:10 <kt> and it seems to me that the indian kids are either really good
21:10 <kt> or the most annoying children to ever be born
22:43 <+sampson> i farted
22:43 <+sampson> it stinks
22:43 <+sampson> help
23:12 <dvitous> must be bad if u cant stand ur own stank
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