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#Chicago on Wednesday, April 13, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.11alive.com/rss/article/187247/3/Sunday-alcohol-sales-bill-heads-to-governor
http://i.imgur.com/TkvUT.png
http://i.imgur.com/ehHIo.png
http://crimson-nocturnal.com/projects/saga-2
http://i.imgur.com/OPVyg.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBon3DTwIY&
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi3c1y_leaked-home-depot-anti-union-video_webcam
http://blogs.technet.com/b/srd/archive/2011/04/12/ms11-019-and-ms11-020-april-smb-updates.aspx


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Wed Apr 13 00:00:48 2011
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07:29 <+Volatile> hio
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09:22 <+Volatile> hio again
09:23 <SidWork> gm
09:29 <+scofflaw> AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
09:34 <+scofflaw> free breakfast burritos provided by ISE
09:36 <SidWork> This just in from our news room. A methane gas explosion has been reported from the ISE company.
09:36 <+scofflaw> hah
09:36 <+scofflaw> damn
09:36 <+scofflaw> i hope the serial farter doesn't have any
09:42 <+Volatile> lawl
09:42 <+Volatile> mornin
09:43 <+Volatile> SMP has been a wild ride, scoff
09:43 <+Volatile> up 6% in pre, now UNCH
09:43 <+Volatile> ..loo, and almost -1% now
09:43 <+Volatile> i've owned that stock for 4 months or so.. it's been down as much as 18% for me, and up as high as 20%
10:15 <SQL> hmm
10:21 <@chrism> wow
10:21 <@chrism> i found a really good classic rock station
10:21 <@chrism> only problem is the morning show
10:21 <@chrism> it's a tea party based morning show
10:21 <@chrism> I sat there today listening just like :boggle:
10:22 <chrispi> lol
10:25 <+scofflaw> tea party is awesome
10:26 <@chrism> ioh man they're PISSED right now
10:26 <@chrism> that space shuttle isn't coming to houston
10:26 <@chrism> which i mean, hell it probably should
10:26 <@chrism> it WAS fucking mission control for 40 years
10:26 <@chrism> but they're like "IT DON'T COME TO HEEEWWWWSTUUNN CAUSE BARACK OBAMA HATES TEXAS"
10:27 <+scofflaw> its true
10:27 <chrispi> hell, *I* hate texas
10:28 <chrispi> THATS RIGHT TEXAS
10:28 <chrispi> COME AT ME BRO
10:28 <@chrism> hahah
10:28 <@chrism> fuck I hate it
10:28 <@chrism> but I'm stuck here for a bit
10:28 <@chrism> lol
10:28 <+scofflaw> chrism whats the ETA on your return
10:28 <@chrism> finally got commit access yesterday ^-^
10:28 <@chrism> that's prolly gonna have to hold off for a few
10:28 <@chrism> like I could make it happen now, but we'd hurt financially for it
10:29 <@chrism> it just makes sense to pay down the rest of our debt and then gtfo
10:29 <+scofflaw> word
10:29 <+scofflaw> hopefully before it snows
10:29 <@chrism> oololol
10:32 <chrispi> chrism: planning a triumphant return to CHI?
10:35 <sampson> once he sucks 9000 dicks
10:37 <sampson> FFS VMWARE
10:37 <sampson> parallels was bad enough about the mcaffee installation shit
10:37 <sampson> and you have that shit in yout oo now?
10:37 <sampson> no, i downloaded the vmware fusion WITHOUT mcaffee so stop bugging me
10:39 <@chrism> lololol 9000 dix
10:39 <@chrism> chrispi: yeah at some point
10:42 <chrispi> side note
10:42 <chrispi> http://www.11alive.com/rss/article/187247/3/Sunday-alcohol-sales-bill-heads-to-governor
10:42 <chrispi> FINALLY
10:42 <@chrism> hahah wow
10:42 <@chrism> yeah here it's only after noon on a sunday
10:43 <@chrism> that's fucked me so many times for grilling cause i run to the store in the morning to start getting prepped
10:43 <@chrism> try to buy a few sixers
10:43 <@chrism> AND OH NO JEEBUS MIGHT NOT LIKE IT
10:45 <chrispi> haha yeah
10:45 <sampson> they got rid of most blue laws here
10:45 <sampson> only laws are on memorial day and xmas day i think
10:51 <@chrism> so fwiw, 'tig' and 'gitx' are awesome for working with git
10:51 <@chrism> otherwise it's kinda like WTF
10:51 <@chrism> hehe
10:53 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/TkvUT.png
10:53 <@chrism> lololo
10:56 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/ehHIo.png
10:56 <@chrism> hahahaha
11:02 <sampson> phobosd: http://crimson-nocturnal.com/projects/saga-2 link 4 u whenever you appear
11:03 <sampson> they remade ff legends 2 from gameboy on ds but it was never released in america
11:04 <tronyx> morning
11:13 <sampson> hai2u
11:15 <tronyx> hi sam. how goes?
11:16 <sampson> p good
11:16 <sampson> just took my morning dump
11:23 <tronyx> question
11:24 <tronyx> select involving @ as strings in mysql
11:24 <tronyx> like, select * from blah where usernamae like %@sshole%
11:24 <tronyx> the @ throws an error
11:25 <@chrism> offset
11:25 <sampson> you probably need to escape the @
11:25 <@chrism> @ is an operator
11:25 <@chrism> SO WHOOOO ARE YOU TO WAAAVE YOUR FINGER
11:25 <tronyx> name '@asshole'
11:25 <tronyx> *nvm
11:26 <sampson> name '\@sshole'
11:26 <@chrism> or simply select row from table where column like '%sshole%'; if you're adverse to offsets
11:26 <@chrism> =P
11:27 <sampson> although if you want to be proper and if you have neckbearded developers like igor you should use like '%\@sshole%' ESCAPE '\';
11:28 <tronyx> lol @ username and password enumeration through blind SQL injection
11:28 <tronyx> it's fucking 2011 people
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11:32 <@chrism> I think the ESCAPE '\' is very much redundant in that case
11:32 <@chrism> as it's the default escape character
11:32 <@chrism> it's like doing something in perl like qq()
11:32 <@chrism> lol
11:34 <@chrism> FUCK ME
11:34 <@chrism> GOTTA BE
11:34 <@chrism> DEADHEAD
11:34 <@chrism> CHEMISTRY
12:03 <tronyx> sampson, pm
12:04 <@chrism> use sampson();
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12:20 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/OPVyg.jpg
12:32 <phobosd> hoes
12:34 <@chrism> bitchez
12:35 <@chrism> I'm annoying the shit out of devs here cause I've started just doing any file dependencies I need as an inline base64 scalar that makes their diff alerts blow up
12:35 <@chrism> ol
12:35 <@chrism> sorry it took 2 weeks and I still don't have damned ftp access to upload this file so I can just curl it =\
12:38 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBon3DTwIY&
12:38 <@chrism> lol
12:38 <@chrism> i look forward to doing shit like that
12:38 <@chrism> trolldad win
12:38 <phobosd> oh man
12:38 <phobosd> your trolldad is going to be epic
12:38 <phobosd> just saying
12:38 <@chrism> oh no shit
12:38 <@chrism> poor lil girl
12:38 <@chrism> lol
12:44 <sampson> shiiiit the bed again
12:50 <tronyx> sam PM again
12:50 <@chrism> wtf is volatile?
12:52 <phobosd> passed out
12:52 <phobosd> in bed
12:52 <phobosd> empty needle of heroin hanging from the vein in his cock
12:52 <@chrism> oh yeah it's wed.
12:53 <@chrism> ugh, lunch line today was chili's
12:53 <@chrism> fucking tons of "dry rub ribs"
12:53 <@chrism> i got the chicken, and will be doing proper dry rubbed ribs this weekend
12:53 <@chrism> although I learned a a shit lesson about dry rubs
12:53 <@chrism> avoid stubb's rub
12:54 <@chrism> got some that was like waaaaaay too fucking salty
12:54 <@chrism> rubbed like i normally do, threw on the smoker
12:54 <@chrism> SUPAR DRIED OUT on the outside and fucking uncooked on the inside
12:54 <@chrism> I was pissed =\
12:57 <+Volatile> ohiz
12:58 <+Volatile> i inject in my neck
12:58 <+Volatile> it's the only vein that's not so collapsed that I can't use it
13:02 <phobosd> 11:53 <@chrism> i got the chicken, and will be doing proper dry rubbed ribs this weekend
13:02 <phobosd> megusta
13:02 <@chrism> no shit, it's fucking BBQ season
13:03 <phobosd> it's always bbq season in HOU :|
13:04 <phobosd> DONT GIMME DAT SHIT
13:04 <+Volatile> # date
13:04 <+Volatile> Tue Jan 1 22:44:16 ART 2002
13:04 <+Volatile> fucking love art!
13:05 <+Volatile> # make
13:05 <+Volatile> make: Warning: File `Makefile' has modification time 2.9e+08 s in the future
13:05 <+Volatile> hahah
13:05 <+Volatile> 2.9e+08
13:05 <@chrism> hahah
13:05 <@chrism> phobosd: negative, 115* and 95% RH != bbq season =\
13:05 <@chrism> and that shit is coming SOON
13:05 <phobosd> lol
13:06 <phobosd> dont even have to light the pit for that
13:06 <@chrism> i may get the windows on J's car tinted really soon
13:06 <phobosd> just sit them out back on some tin foil
13:06 <@chrism> haha no shit
13:06 <@chrism> like this is the first place i've ever lived where window tint is a fucking necessity
13:08 <+Volatile> heh
13:09 <+Volatile> in nevada, car dealers sell car battery insurance and warranties
13:09 <+Volatile> cuz the tiny sand particles in the air destroy car batteries
13:09 <+Volatile> er.. at least in las vegas
13:09 <+Volatile> dunno about other parts.
13:19 <@chrism> ow does that work, car batteries are sealed?
13:19 <+Volatile> no idea.
13:19 <+Volatile> i think it messes up the contacts
13:19 <+Volatile> that was my guess.
13:21 <@chrism> yeah not sure
13:21 <@chrism> it's hard to tell what weather like that will do
13:21 <+Volatile> could be bs.
13:21 <+Volatile> no idea
13:21 <+Volatile> heh
13:27 <sampson> for FUCK sake
13:28 <sampson> "hey got this issue where one random guy in our office can't load the page. nobody else complains but this one guy, not even our clients"
13:28 <sampson> "idk where it is but when he goes to the page it takes forever"
13:28 <sampson> (there's ~32 computers used to load this page)
13:29 <@chrism> what?
13:29 <@chrism> are you on drugs?
13:32 <sampson> it's a cluster bro
13:32 <sampson> each portion of the site is segmented off to their own clusters
13:32 <sampson> to reduce points of failures and provide flexible scaling/customization per portion
13:32 <sampson> i.e static uses nginx w/ varnish
13:33 <+Volatile> easy solution
13:33 <+Volatile> tell guy not to be a such a fucking retard
13:33 <+Volatile> he's probably doing it rong.
13:33 <+Volatile> make it about him, close ticket.
13:33 <+Volatile> heh
13:34 <sampson> once again he tells me it's the load balancer
13:34 <sampson> this has been a repeating trend for the last 2 months
13:34 <+Volatile> it's always the load balancer.
13:35 <m1k[3y]> clear the cache man
13:35 <+Volatile> If you've been having trouble with Garry's Mod lately, specifically the error, "Unable to shade polygon normals," don't take it to the Steam forums. You can solve that issue rather easily -- by buying a copy of Garry's Mod.
13:35 <+Volatile> Creator Garry Newman tweeted yesterday that he enabled the error, which is designed to occur only in pirated copies. "Having fun watching people complain," he added, linking to a Google search for "Unable to shade polygon normals." The error code spits out a number, which happens to be the user's Steam ID. Posting the error code on the Steam forum gives Valve an easy way to find the user's Steam ID, compare to list of GMod owners, and then make with foru
13:35 <+Volatile> hahaha
13:36 <@chrism> hahaha
13:36 <@chrism> trolled
13:36 <+Volatile> yeah, srs.
13:36 <+Volatile> Garry is probably filthy fucking rich anyway
13:36 <+Volatile> He doesn't really need to catch any pirates.
13:36 <+Volatile> Garry's Mod has sold so many fucking copies, it makes Minecraft look like a pile of shit.
13:37 <+Volatile> on a super-fucking-awesome note, i just found out i dont hafta drive for 10 hours on Easter
13:37 <+Volatile> this is *FULL OF WIN*
13:37 <+Volatile> i still hafta do bs family shit tho
13:37 <+Volatile> i dont even fucking believe in your lame god :(
13:38 <+Volatile> as long as i can get drunk, i'll be alright tho
13:38 <+Volatile> thanks for wondering.
13:54 <@chrism> ugh, tomcat is damned annoying
13:54 <@chrism> sometimes it boots decently fast, sometims it drags it's ass
13:54 <@chrism> =\
13:54 <@chrism> so now i have to fuck with timing, on something that varies wildly on startup times
13:54 <@chrism> =\
13:59 <sampson> welcome to the club of bullshit issues
13:59 <@chrism> pmuch
13:59 <@chrism> FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS
14:00 <@chrism> well tomcat issues are probably not relegated to first world
14:00 <@chrism> lol
14:00 <sampson> this one client always brings me the most annoying bullshit at the most inopportune times
14:00 <sampson> i was gonna get lunch but i've been stuck on this for the last 40 minutes
14:00 <sampson> vague issues are vague
14:19 <@chrism> "IT IS BROKE< PLEASE FIX"
14:19 <@chrism> WHAT
14:19 <@chrism> FUCKING WHAT IS BROKE
14:25 <+Volatile> haha
14:25 <+Volatile> yeah
14:25 <+Volatile> i love that
14:25 <+Volatile> "X isn't working"
14:25 <+Volatile> "..."
14:25 <+Volatile> "hello?"
14:25 <+Volatile> "oh, I was waiting for when you were going to elaborate so I know what isnt working"
14:26 <+Volatile> i used to think end-users just didn't know any better, but it just seems the ones with problems, are always the idiots, because it's usually their fault, and the solution is right in front of them
14:26 <+Volatile> ..these same end-users wont drop their car off at a mechanic and say "my car doesnt work right"
14:26 <+Volatile> "thanks! be back tomorrow!"
14:27 <+Volatile> i always empower teh customers by responding to their request for assistance with a short email "Ticket in", or whatever
14:27 <+Volatile> then an hour or so later
14:27 <+Volatile> i'll email them "can you provide me with details?"
14:27 <+Volatile> back and forth, with an hour inbetween each response
14:27 <+Volatile> it delays their solution, and gets them thinking: what can i do to speed this up?
14:28 <+Volatile> ..and it frees up my time for people who provide me with everything i need, so i'm not chasing idiots around playing phone-tag
14:28 <tronyx> you should get in on maplestory with sam and i
14:28 <+Volatile> i dont have time for MMOs
14:29 <+Volatile> you guys would be like 20 levels past me in the first week
14:29 <+Volatile> i really only get time to play games on the weekends, or maybe an hour after work
14:29 <+Volatile> unless some awesome game comes out-- then i *make* time
14:30 <+Volatile> cmon skyrim :((
14:31 <+Volatile> silent hill downpour is listed on gamefly now
14:31 <@chrism> okay fuck tomcat
14:31 <@chrism> lol
14:31 <@chrism> (dotcom)
14:32 <@chrism> so, my test for verifying a proper and working start of tomcat involved kicking off the init script for it, verifying pids are present for the jsvc.exec service and then going on with other tests
14:32 <@chrism> but just because it has pids, doesn't mean that slow piece of fuck can answer requests yet
14:32 <@chrism> HERPADERP
14:32 <@chrism> i mean i guess that's just how it has to work, I'm just used to daemons being ready to answer requests in some sane fucking amount of time.
14:33 <+Volatile> it isn't answering requests immediately?
14:33 <+Volatile> weird
14:33 <@chrism> yeah it takes awhile, it dumps 503's until it's happy and comfortable
14:33 <+Volatile> i've only had to deal with Tomcat a few times in the past, but I never experienced that kind of shit
14:33 <+Volatile> fuck tomcat
14:33 <+Volatile> heh
14:33 <+Volatile> runs on java? bad.
14:33 <@chrism> this is on a super base install too, it's not actually DOING anything
14:33 <+Volatile> configs in xml? bad.
14:33 <@chrism> lol
14:34 <+Volatile> XML may be technically human-readable, but it's a fucking chore to do so
14:34 <@chrism> no shit
14:34 <@chrism> i mean w/ proper tabbing and syntax highlighting it's worlds easier
14:34 <@chrism> but still yeah
14:35 <+Volatile> a guy that interned with us a long time ago (nice guy), told me he really liked my config API, and the resulting config files, and because of the API layout, i could make the configs be XML, rather than the existing format
14:35 <+Volatile> i told him absolutely not, and when he asked me why, i said simply "XML sucks"
14:35 <+Volatile> and he went on about how it's the future, etcetc
14:35 <+Volatile> again, nice guy, but fuck reading/writing XML as a human
14:35 <+Volatile> it's fine for remote requests and shit
14:35 <@chrism> yeah quick one off shit
14:35 <+Volatile> (even tho i prefer binary protocols)
14:36 <@chrism> but ya know, i have a hard time using xml when json is pretty rockin
14:36 <@chrism> and fucking fast
14:36 <+Volatile> overhead on XML is fucking huge
14:36 <@chrism> yeah
14:36 <+Volatile> i dont know why anyone suppor--- oh wait.. there's tons of API for it
14:36 <+Volatile> 'DERP.. premade, must be good'
14:36 <+Volatile> we've implemented some other company's API in an existing product, and their shit is all done with XML requests
14:36 <+Volatile> one of the reasons i had to write that XML parser
14:37 <+Volatile> geezuz fucking christ.. the requests are like 25-30mb when the maximum batch is used
14:37 <+Volatile> about 50% of that shit is XML tags
14:38 <@chrism> holy shit
14:38 <@chrism> lol
14:38 <@chrism> wow.
14:38 <@chrism> that's HGUE
14:38 <+Volatile> yeah
14:38 <+Volatile> their responses are like 15mb
14:38 <+Volatile> and over half of that is XML
14:38 <@chrism> wtf thought that was a good idea?
14:38 <+Volatile> the same idiot that wrote their server in Java
14:39 <+Volatile> java has existing support for SOAP and shit
14:39 <+Volatile> so that's what everyone uses
14:39 <+Volatile> 'i know java! use java for SOAP!'
14:39 <+Volatile> the hilarious thing, is that i know what proprietary java SOAP engine they're using, and it publishes XML incorrect
14:39 <+Volatile> incorrectly
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14:39 <@chrism> hahah
14:39 <+Volatile> every response states that the XML document is *not* standalone
14:39 <+Volatile> ..and it is.
14:40 <+Volatile> i emailed them about this early on, cuz i was like "i hope my parser doesn't hafta deal with non-standalone XML"
14:40 <+Volatile> and they're like "no.. it's standalone"
14:40 <+Volatile> and they assured me there were no plans to add an external XML spec
14:41 <+Volatile> i love how the point of XML was to be very extensible by not having all these crazy definitions of what is valid, and then some idiot adds specification into the language
14:41 <+Volatile> ...
14:42 <sampson> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xi3c1y_leaked-home-depot-anti-union-video_webcam
14:42 <+Volatile> </rant>
14:42 <sampson> vol switch to json nbd
14:44 <+Volatile> lawl?
14:44 <+Volatile> i can't switch
14:44 <+Volatile> it's not my server :(
14:44 <+Volatile> i wish i could. i'd redesign their entire infrastructure
14:45 <+Volatile> when we went online with them, they had to bring a bunch of new servers into their cluster for the added usage
14:45 <+Volatile> i assume this is because their server totally sucks balls
14:45 <+Volatile> maximum batches of 300 items per request
14:45 <+Volatile> only 10 requests at a time
14:45 <+Volatile> what kind of crap is that
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14:46 <+Volatile> ironically, my server has to take 30k requests at a time, and batch them up into the little tidbits their server can handle.
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14:47 <+Volatile> blah
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14:58 <+Volatile> geezuz
14:59 <+Volatile> some guy i know just sold 1k GOOG shares at 576
14:59 <+Volatile> for just a 4% gain
14:59 <+Volatile> ..but .. geezuz
14:59 <+Volatile> means he had like 450k in GOOG alone
15:00 <+Volatile> he thinks GOOG isn't going to do very well in earnings
15:00 <+Volatile> says he plans to rebuy after they report
15:00 <+Volatile> heh
15:13 <+Volatile> loo
15:14 <+Volatile> it's funny seeing these bible college kids' wedding announcements in the paper
15:14 <+Volatile> i know the day they lose their virginity
15:14 <+Volatile> ..before it even happens
15:14 <+Volatile> *I AM THEIR GOD*
15:14 <+Volatile> heh
15:15 <+Volatile> 3 seconds of sex, followed by 5-10 minutes of awkward silence, followed by a brief retry
15:21 <sampson> my neighbor either is growing weed or smoking hella dank 24/7
15:21 <sampson> the entire hallway wreaks of pot
15:21 <sampson> again
15:21 <+Volatile> heh
15:21 <+Volatile> i love how pot smokers dont know they smell like pot
15:22 <sampson> indeed
15:22 <sampson> what's greater is on my floor there's 4 families, an elderly couple and an ancient mom and one of the employees of the place
15:22 <sampson> he's going to so have cops busting his door down in the next week i bet
15:57 <+Volatile> doo dah
16:11 <kubi> i lived in this apartment complex that was practically a retirement community in kc for a year
16:11 <kubi> out of like 80 apartments i think there were 3 people under 50
16:11 <sampson> nice
16:11 <kubi> i got a note on my door from the old man downstairs asking me if i could block the smell coming out from my apartment
16:11 <kubi> he totally knew it was weed
16:11 <kubi> didn't care
16:12 <sampson> this complex is like for the people who are saving up for a house but want a nice pad
16:12 <sampson> it's almost all families and old people
16:12 <+Volatile> heh
16:12 <+Volatile> my place in vegas was the BOMB
16:13 <+Volatile> $600 month, 2br (one large master with walk-in closet), in-house washer/dryer
16:13 <+Volatile> course.. there were the cons
16:13 <+Volatile> ..only white person for like 5 city blocks
16:13 <+Volatile> ..all my neighbors were 6 people to an apartment
16:13 <sampson> bout to say damn that's cheap for vegas
16:14 <+Volatile> ..my upstairs neighbors flushed so much shit down their disposal, i walked into a pond one day after work
16:14 <sampson> mine's $1005 for a biiiig 2 bedroom w/ heated parking, pantry/laundry room, master bathroom & main bathroom
16:14 <sampson> indoor & outdoor pool
16:14 <sampson> home theaters
16:14 <sampson> (plurl)
16:14 <+Volatile> heh
16:14 <sampson> and like 5 fitness rooms
16:14 <+Volatile> i've got a fitness room for you
16:14 <+Volatile> it's called outside.
16:14 <+Volatile> and it's HUGE
16:14 <+Volatile> heh
16:14 <kubi> i'm so jealous
16:15 <sampson> my apartment is like 1200ish square feet
16:15 <kubi> i can't even get a shitty studio with a slanted floor for that much
16:15 <+Volatile> hah
16:15 <+Volatile> good ol' chicago
16:15 <+Volatile> my apartment in rogers park was $1k/mo
16:15 <+Volatile> 2br
16:15 <sampson> yeah my studio was like 10'x15' in the main room and was $900
16:15 <+Volatile> my studio in evanston was $800
16:15 <sampson> i wanted to live in the most gentrified area so i didn't have to fuck with shitty people
16:15 <+Volatile> moved out when they raised to $900
16:15 <sampson> gogolake view
16:16 <+Volatile> my old neighbor moved out
16:16 <+Volatile> and some scary fucker moved in
16:16 <+Volatile> had prostitutes coming to the door at like 3am
16:16 <+Volatile> always rining the wrong buzzer
16:16 <+Volatile> fucker stole shit from me when i was moving out too
16:17 <+Volatile> i knew i was in trouble when he invited himself over to say "welcome, im your new neighbor", looked at my DVD collection and simply stated: "Damn, nigga. It's gunna take me forever to watch all these DVDs"
16:17 <+Volatile> 48 year old black man, first apartment. had always lived with his parents.
16:17 <+Volatile> his dad beat his ass with a crobar
16:17 <+Volatile> so he moved out
16:17 <+Volatile> hahah
16:17 <+Volatile> srs.
16:17 <sampson> nice
16:18 <@chrism> wow
16:18 <@chrism> heh
16:18 <+Volatile> [SPAM] Lasik Spring Special starting at $299 per eye - Schedule Now
16:18 <+Volatile> oh goodie
16:18 <+Volatile> that's what i need
16:18 <+Volatile> DISCOUNT LASIK
16:18 <+Volatile> haha
16:18 <+Volatile> 'FREE POISON APPLES -- WHILE SUPPLIES LAST'
16:19 <+Volatile> reminds me of those people that died getting amateur lipo suction done
16:19 <+Volatile> 'cant be that difficult! cut a hole, use a vaccum to suck out fat.'
16:34 <@chrism> oh fuck me, week 2 of the NFL preseason is KC vs. Baltimore
16:34 <@chrism> =(
16:34 <@chrism> someones getting hurt in that game
16:34 <@chrism> heh
16:42 <m1k[3y]> got a noob question regarding mod_expires
16:42 <tronyx> is there a way to tell a program to load a specific shared object if two SOs have the same name on an OS?
16:42 <m1k[3y]> if someone knows..if the module is enabled, but no directives are set in the apache configs, is there a default TTL set?
16:45 <@chrism> tronyx: it comes down to order of search paths in a precompiled bin
16:45 <@chrism> m1k[3y]: no fucking idea
16:45 <@chrism> well order of search paths for the calling user, if that makes sense
16:45 <@chrism> i.e. /usr/lib/ may take precedence over /usr/local/lib/, etc
16:45 <@chrism> check the path env var for that user
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17:12 <tronyx> http://blogs.technet.com/b/srd/archive/2011/04/12/ms11-019-and-ms11-020-april-smb-updates.aspx
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17:53 <@chrism> dear apple, thanks for using an alternative gcc
17:53 <@chrism> fuck you
18:04 <tronyx> you're welcome
18:27 <@chrism> actually ran it down to some lame CCFLAGS getting sourced from ... fuck i dunno where
18:27 <@chrism> it was trying to build ppc compliant stuff, but the as on there doesn't work for ppc
18:27 <@chrism> so kablooey
18:27 <@chrism> pricks
18:48 <tronyx> swagger them bitches
18:48 <tronyx> feed them coffee cake
18:48 <tronyx> get coffee for the cake
18:48 <tronyx> watch the magic happen
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19:49 <kt> dv
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20:36 <dvitous> KAYTEEPAI
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21:18 <poptart> hello Chicago!
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