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#Chicago on Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct1_r_61sk8
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/satellite_black/
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/s-mode/oberon/
http://www.rolex.com/en#/rolex-watches/milgauss/introduction
http://www.livethesheendream.com/
http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/02/le-double-mix-the-twoheaded-monster-of-burgers.php
http://www.google.com/images?q=tesco+scotch+egg&hl=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=yXduTYqaGsXOgAf61PlP&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1069&bih=638
http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/rural-life/Lee%20and%20Scotch%20Egg.jpg
http://www.blogjam.com/2005/05/15/scotch-ostrich-egg/
http://newslite.tv/2008/08/28/ostrich-egg-makes-worlds-large.html
http://store.apple.com/
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10220289--img4541.jpg
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10220289--img4542.jpg
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/71948.html
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10285321--img4576.jpg
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=apple+thunderbolt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4zPapOtW4&feature=player_embedded
http://i.imgur.com/gqs3D.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jLjGE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GRfhr.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jCZpnpJcAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfwgzoiq4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWe6bMVvTzk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0eFTpT8no
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a69nmiAvSY
http://www.reddit.com/r/PicsOfDeadJailbait,
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/fw0cu/i_find_myself_agreeing_with_peta_on_this_one/
http://i.imgur.com/cooz6.png
http://i.imgur.com/f9zXh.gif
http://i.imgur.com/56Wsj.gif
http://www.infoworld.com/t/unix/nine-traits-the-veteran-unix-admin-276
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-northwestern-to-pay-for-live-sex-toy-demonstration-20110302,0,3942305.story
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08:49 ..: Topic for #chicago: Get your snack on...
08:49 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Tue Mar 1 11:33:17
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09:00 ..: mode/#chicago [+o Piku-] by Rummy
09:00 <Volatile> morning
09:01 <Volatile> excited for my ipad2 today!
09:01 <Volatile> :D
09:01 ..: mode/#chicago [+b *!*checkmate@*] by Piku-
09:05 <Volatile>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct1_r_61sk8
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09:11 <Orb_> awww yeah
09:11 <Orb_> I guess it's time for me to take back my
ipad.
09:13 <Volatile> noon cst today
09:13 <Orb_> This is hilarious.
09:14 <Orb_> I didn't know those monitors had touch
capability.
09:14 <Volatile> lawl?
09:14 <Volatile> they don't
09:14 <Volatile> the image was added in post.
09:16 <Orb_> oh, right, i knew that
09:17 <Orb_> <- not a mac user.
09:18 <Volatile> im not either.
09:18 <Volatile> but he's clearly holding an apple
monitor
09:36 <Orb_> yeah, which I didn't know had touch
capability.
09:37 <Orb_> :P
09:38 <Volatile> ...
09:38 <Volatile> they don't
09:48 <Volatile> ready to pounce on ipad2 preorders if they
pop today
09:48 <Volatile> !
09:55 <sampson>
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/kisai/satellite_black/
09:55 <sampson> kinda like that watch
09:57 <Volatile> heh
09:57 <Volatile> that website is full of weird watches
09:57 <Volatile> $93.. meh
09:58 <Volatile> looks like a little kid's watch
10:02 <@scrim> heh i got one from there
10:02 <@scrim> buyers remorse :(
10:02 <Volatile> loo
10:02 <@scrim> it seems like a good idea
10:02 <@scrim> not really
10:02 <@scrim> this one
http://www.tokyoflash.com/en/watches/s-mode/oberon/
10:05 <Volatile>
http://www.rolex.com/en#/rolex-watches/milgauss/introduction
10:05 <Volatile> buy that.
10:05 <Volatile> ;P
10:06 <Volatile> only $7k
10:06 <Volatile> !
10:11 <sampson> my friend sells rolexes here
10:13 <Volatile> i almost bought teh sea dweller
10:13 <Volatile> looked at it twice while in boston
10:13 <Volatile> ..but it was too big on muh wrist
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10:30 <Volatile> lawl
10:30 <Volatile> amazon germany accidentally leaked ipad2
specs
10:31 <Volatile> 1.2ghz processor, Thunderbolt, Bluetooth,
Camera
10:31 <Volatile> someone will get fired for that slip.
10:34 <Volatile> wowz
10:35 <Volatile> a customer just shipped 20 2U servers to
us
10:35 <Volatile> ..to keep
10:35 <Volatile> for teh free
10:38 <Volatile> ipad2 + bluetooth gamepad = winrar
travelling emulator games
10:39 <@scrim> that might not be a favor
10:39 <@scrim> are they P2s with 256 megs of ram?
10:40 <Volatile> be a favor?
10:41 <Volatile> unfortunately, the leak does not show how
much memory
10:42 <Volatile> the bluetooth will be winrar for me, cuz it
will work in muh car
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10:55 <Volatile> The FDA is currently taking comments as to
whether to change the name high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) to corn
sugar. The Corn Refiner's Association is lobbying hard for the name
change because more and more people are refusing to buy products
with HFCS in them.
10:55 <Volatile> haha
10:55 <Volatile> I love that shit.
10:56 <Volatile> 'CHANGE THE NAME! FOOL THE CONSUMER!'
10:56 <Volatile> that's how fucking stupid americans are.
10:56 <@scrim> have you seen the comercials they run?
10:56 <Volatile> <Volatile> that's how fucking stupid
americans are.
10:56 <Volatile> my above comment agrees.
10:56 <@scrim> heh yeah
10:56 <Volatile> lawl
10:57 <Volatile> one of the oil services stocks i own had a
small tax error
10:57 <Volatile> $500M in taxes went unreported
10:57 <@scrim> "woops"
10:57 <Volatile> down 10% now
10:57 <Volatile> was down 16%
10:57 <Volatile> hah
10:57 <@scrim> as in they owed 500 mil and 'forgot' to pay
it?
10:57 <Volatile> whatever. want ipad2
10:57 <Volatile> nah
10:58 <@scrim> or they forgot to include it in their earnings
reports?
10:58 <Volatile> they operate in like 10 diff tax
juridictions
10:58 <Volatile> so they fucked up one of em
10:58 <Volatile> stock traded down 16% because no one knew
the extent
10:59 <Volatile> frankly, even 10% down is oversold
10:59 <Volatile> it doesn't change their cash holdings, or
earnings power
10:59 <Volatile> they're trading at $20, should easily go to
$30 by end of the year
11:01 ..: mode/#chicago [-b *!*checkmate@*] by Piku
11:09 <Volatile> reddit
is the lamest group of individuals evar.
11:09 <Volatile> it's like Digg, but far more retarded.
11:10 <Volatile> reddit =
chat.digg.com
11:12 <@chrism> so I listened to texas public radio this
morning
11:12 <@chrism> during a call in show
11:12 <@chrism> wow.
11:12 <@chrism> all i can say
11:12 <@chrism> "DOOMSDAY IS COMING AND IT'S COMING ON THE
BACK OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD WHICH WAS STARTED BY THE NAZIS"
11:12 <@chrism> W-HAT
11:13 <Volatile> werd
11:13 <Volatile> starting some sour dough
11:13 <@chrism> Nice!
11:13 <@chrism> I may give that a shot fairly soon
11:13 <Volatile> gunna make bagels
11:13 <Volatile> !
11:14 <Volatile> i bought a little bit of rye flour too
11:14 <@chrism> mmmm soudough bagels
11:14 <Volatile> probably toss some of that in for the final
dough
11:14 <@chrism> i wnt J to do sourdough pizza
11:14 <@chrism> rye is a tasty grain
11:14 <Volatile> sourdough is teh best
11:14 <@chrism> awesome for beers ^-^
11:15 <Volatile> ive made so many bagels these last few
days
11:15 <Volatile> hah
11:15 <Volatile> took me forever to get the shit right
11:17 <Orb_> oh, you're manually making bagels?
11:17 <Orb_> you know, they sell those ready-made by the
bag.
11:18 <Orb_> do you boil the dough?
11:19 <Volatile> manually? as opposed to automatically?
:P
11:19 <Volatile> yes
11:20 <Volatile> they also sell spaghetti sauce in jars
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11:43 <mrtyfrdm> mornin irc friends
11:44 <chrispi> http://www.livethesheendream.com/
11:45 <chrispi> can't...stop..clicking Sheen's...head.
11:49 <Volatile>
http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/02/le-double-mix-the-twoheaded-monster-of-burgers.php
11:49 <Volatile> WANT
11:49 <Volatile> fuck i want a sammich!
11:49 <mrtyfrdm> decisions
11:49 <mrtyfrdm> als beef or culvers
11:49 <@chrism> als beef
11:50 <@chrism> f a butterburger
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> i dunno i love culvers
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> haha
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> i've never been to this als beef in tinley
park
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> i dunno if i should trust
11:51 <Volatile> culver is meh
11:51 <Volatile> most burger joints are meh
11:52 <Volatile> i could definitely go for a deli sammich on
some sourdough tho
11:52 <Volatile> !
11:52 <Volatile> gunna be a few weeks before my sourdough is
ready heh
11:58 <@chrism> yeah I can really only think of 2 places that
I'm like excited about getting a burger at
11:58 <@chrism> Epic Burger on state, and a place down here
called Beck's Prime
11:58 <mrtyfrdm> three floyds
11:58 <@chrism> fucking AMAZING burgers
11:58 <mrtyfrdm> and nick and georges
11:58 <mrtyfrdm> those are my two
11:58 <@chrism> Never got the burgers there, always went for
other stuff
11:59 <@chrism> they have a sick menu any way you cut it
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> their burgers are fucking dope
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> get cheddar witha fried egg
11:59 <@chrism> like * there is dope
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> god damn
11:59 <@chrism> I like the sheppards pie
11:59 <@chrism> shit is DELICIOUS
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> they changed their scotch eggs cause they
got a new head chef
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> i don't like em
11:59 <@chrism> htf do you change a scotch egg? there's like
really only one way to do 'em
11:59 <@chrism> =\
11:59 <mrtyfrdm> burgers changed too, but still amazing
12:00 <mrtyfrdm> they have a thicker covering, and they don't
include the red sause they used
to
12:00 <@chrism> aah
12:00 <@chrism> I lived on those fuckers for breakfast when I
was in the UK
12:00 <@chrism> lol
12:00 <mrtyfrdm> and the binding for the egg covering is
different
12:00 <@chrism> and you can buy 'em EVERYWHERE
12:00 <mrtyfrdm> i bet
12:00 <mrtyfrdm> that would be my dream
12:00 <mrtyfrdm> haha
12:00 <@chrism> so.delicious
12:01 <mrtyfrdm> those things are so bad for you though
12:01 <@chrism>
http://www.google.com/images?q=tesco+scotch+egg&hl=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=isch:1&ei=yXduTYqaGsXOgAf61PlP&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1069&bih=638
12:01 <@chrism> note, the 4 packs and then they have tiny
little bite sized ones too
12:01 <@chrism> lol
12:01 <mrtyfrdm> hahah
12:01 <@chrism> WTF
12:01 <@chrism>
http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/rural-life/Lee%20and%20Scotch%20Egg.jpg
12:02 <@chrism> WHAT IS THAT
12:02 <mrtyfrdm> the fuuuuuck
12:02 <mrtyfrdm> is that an osrich egg?
12:02 <@chrism> fucking ostrich egg or something
12:02 <@chrism> only thing I could think of
12:02 <mrtyfrdm>
http://www.blogjam.com/2005/05/15/scotch-ostrich-egg/
12:03 <mrtyfrdm> foudn the source for your pic
12:03 <mrtyfrdm>
http://newslite.tv/2008/08/28/ostrich-egg-makes-worlds-large.html
12:03 <@chrism> aah there ya go
12:03 <@chrism> shit that'd be awesome if you could just get
a slice of it
12:03 <@chrism> like ham
12:03 <@chrism> only better
12:03 <@chrism> lol
12:03 <mrtyfrdm> hahaha
12:08 <sampson> im hungry
12:08 <mrtyfrdm> then eat
12:08 <@chrism> man so i've decied I absolutely hate monetary
incentives to do your job
12:09 <sampson> free money
12:09 <@chrism> people turn into complete dickbags and
halfass shit like woah trying to make an extra buck
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> LIKE WHOA
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> herro 1999
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> fuuuu that was 12 years ago
12:09 <@chrism> what?
12:09 <mrtyfrdm> i want to live in the 2000s forever
12:10 <mrtyfrdm> you said like whoa
12:10 <@chrism> oh
12:10 <mrtyfrdm> i am making fun of you for using like
whoa
12:10 <@chrism> shutup
12:10 <mrtyfrdm> hahaha
12:12 <kawaiiblu> hi
12:12 <mrtyfrdm> hi
12:12 <mrtyfrdm> can't wait for your silly string st pattys
day party
12:12 <kawaiiblu> 1 week to party!!! :D
12:13 <@chrism> hola!
12:13 <kawaiiblu> i will beat you over the head with your can
of silly string
12:13 <mrtyfrdm> you can't reach my head
12:14 <sampson> 1 week and 1 day until vegas!!!
12:14 <sampson> 1 week until my mbp gets here!!!
12:14 <sampson> overall i need a time machine now
12:15 <kawaiiblu> i just want to go home
12:15 <kawaiiblu> work is stupid
12:16 <kawaiiblu> f u and your vacation. last vacation i took
was a year ago
12:16 <sampson> ya i needed one bad
12:16 <sampson> was starting to lose it
12:16 <kawaiiblu> and andy is goign to go skiing in fucking
switzerland
12:16 <sampson> so go skiing
12:16 <kawaiiblu> riiiigh
12:17 <sampson> are you afraid of the snow
12:17 <kawaiiblu> no
12:17 <kawaiiblu> andy gets to go for FREE
12:17 <sampson> o
12:17 <kawaiiblu> and i'm on my own
12:17 <sampson> so go on a shopping spree with his cc nbd
12:17 <kawaiiblu> same shit with him going to germany,
amsterdam, bulgaria, etc
12:18 <kawaiiblu> he has a cc with a $500 limit lol
12:18 <mrtyfrdm> last vacation i took was 20009
12:18 <mrtyfrdm> 2009
12:18 <sampson> don't spend it all in one place kawaiiblu
12:18 <kawaiiblu> i'm thinking of taking a week off this
summer and just not going anywhere
12:18 <kawaiiblu> i think it would be really relaxing
12:18 <mrtyfrdm> that is what i did for my vaca that i
took
12:18 <sampson> yeah that's what i plan to do with the rest
of my vacation time next winter
12:19 <sampson> told the family i'm not coming home for
xmas/thanks giving ever again
12:19 <mrtyfrdm> sampson: it's been almost 6 months since i
left sh weirddd
12:19 <sampson> too much stress
12:19 <kawaiiblu> i definately want to do it in the
summer
12:19 <sampson> miss u much
12:19 <mrtyfrdm> i bet
12:19 <mrtyfrdm> :rolleyes:
12:19 <@chrism> i bet he does miss ya, hell it's not like
you're ron
12:19 <@chrism> (lol)
12:19 <kawaiiblu> hahaha
12:19 <mrtyfrdm> ((lol))
12:20 <sampson> kinda/sorta do
12:20 <sampson> it's more corporate and less LOL DONGS
12:20 <sampson> not as fun
12:20 <mrtyfrdm> oh was i the last bastion of hope for lol
dongs or something
12:20 <sampson> during the day yeah
12:20 <mrtyfrdm> well you still have andy
12:21 <kawaiiblu> who
12:21 <sampson> yeah but he's never on because he's busy
suckin dick and goin to court
12:21 <kawaiiblu> not today
12:21 <sampson> court no
12:21 <sampson> dicks? yes
12:21 <kawaiiblu> he went out last night
12:21 <mrtyfrdm> is he gonna get put on the sex offenders
registry
12:21 <kawaiiblu> who knows
12:21 <sampson> he does love those 12 year old
12:21 <sampson> s
12:22 <@chrism> (scotches)
12:22 <sampson> o ya mrtyfrdm i'm sellin all my 360 games idk
if you got a kinect but i got the dancing game and kinect sports if
you want them cheap
12:22 <mrtyfrdm> i don't have one but tiara does, got it for
trav since i was takin my xbox with me
12:22 <mrtyfrdm> im sure he'd love an additional game
12:22 <kawaiiblu> i might want the dance game
12:22 <kawaiiblu> maybe..
12:23 <kawaiiblu> meh, nvm.. trying not to waste so much
money.. i have a spending problem
12:23 <sampson> if ya do hollar back youngin
12:23 <kawaiiblu> i just got new credit card numbers so that i would stop
paying for recurring shit i didn't need
12:24 <kawaiiblu> much easier to get a new number than cancel
shit
12:26 <@chrism> haha no shit
12:26 <@chrism> that's a good call
12:26 <@chrism> i actually enjoy changing numbers cause of
all the random HEY WE COULDN'T FUCKING BILL YOU emails
12:26 <@chrism> like equifax is HORRIBLE about that shit
12:27 <sampson> i just call and cancel that shit on equifax
and stuff
12:27 <sampson> only recurring bills i have are my usenet and
my car loan
12:27 <@chrism> yeah but getting out of the office during the
day and trying to spend time calling fucking equifax is stupid
12:27 <sampson> but the car loan is pulling out of the same
account that the car loan was given too heh
12:27 <@chrism> like i just can't do that shit
12:27 <@chrism> and fuck them, it's just a barrier to keep
your recurring anyway
12:27 <sampson> $160 in intrest to bump my credit score 100 points? uyes please
12:28 <@chrism> hah
12:28 <@chrism> nice
12:33 <@chrism> ya know, and they won't let me remove my card
# info either
12:33 <@chrism> which should be fucking illegal
12:34 <@chrism> OOOH But I can change my experation date
12:35 <sampson> they're a bunch of fuckers
12:35 <sampson> i had to cancel with them today and it was a
process and a half
12:35 <Volatile> loo
12:35 <sampson> they were like YOU SURE? YOUR CREDIT CHANGED
ON SAUTRDAY and i was like yeah, i fixed my credit that's all i wanted
12:35 <sampson> WELL SINCE THIS IS YOUR THIRD TIME CANCELING
WE CAN KEEP IT AT HALF PRICE
12:35 <sampson> no
12:36 <@chrism> haha
12:36 <sampson> WHAT ABOUT RUNNING YOUR CREDIT CHECK FROM THE
OTHER PLACES? $15
12:36 <sampson> no
12:36 <@chrism> nice, expiration date changed to this
month
12:36 <sampson> WELL WHAT ABOUT ALL OF IT FOR $20
12:36 <@chrism> so they at most will get one more charge out
of me
12:36 <sampson> dinner tonight gonna own own own
12:37 <sampson> porkchops w/ stuffing
12:37 <mrtyfrdm> i have to learn how to cook
12:37 <mrtyfrdm> on my own
12:37 <mrtyfrdm> now
12:37 <mrtyfrdm> ::(
12:37 <sampson> it isn't hard
12:37 <mrtyfrdm> or it will be mac n cheese, cereal, frozen
pizza, and sandwiches for the rest of my life
12:38 <mrtyfrdm> and grilled cheese
12:38 <mrtyfrdm> i know im just not patient with that kind of
stuff
12:38 <sampson> p much john's repitoire of cooking
12:38 <@chrism> all of those can be done awesomely fairly
cheaply
12:38 <mrtyfrdm> yeah
12:38 <mrtyfrdm> i think i am going to revisit something i
made a while back soon
12:38 <mrtyfrdm> cicken quesedillas
12:39 <mrtyfrdm> i like marinaded the chicken and made my own
sauce and shit
12:39 <mrtyfrdm> and then grilled em
12:39 <mrtyfrdm> brought them to sh once, they were a hit
12:39 <mrtyfrdm> haha
12:39 <@chrism> For product cancellations, please contact our
customer care team at 1-866-547-2622 between the hours of 8:00am -
3:00am Eastern Time Zone, 7 days a week.
12:40 <@chrism> see, that's fucking horseshit
12:40 <@chrism> they specifically make it a bitch to
cancel
12:40 <mrtyfrdm> well yeha
12:40 <mrtyfrdm> they aren't the only one
12:40 <sampson> i need to call sprint today
12:40 <sampson> thanks for reminding me
12:41 <@chrism> ya know, if you accept signups online w/o
calling, you should be forced to accept cancelations via the same
route
12:42 <mrtyfrdm> REGULATION IS THE DEVIL
12:42 <@chrism> oh yeah
12:42 <@chrism> forgot
12:42 <@chrism> lulz
12:54 <sampson> live from apple's ipad 2 event
12:54 <sampson> WE IMPLEMENTED FACE TIME
12:54 <sampson> LET'S CALL UP STEVE ON HIS DEATHBED
12:54 <sampson> HEY STEVE HOW'S THE LIVER!
12:56 <@chrism> are they doing the ipad2 stuff now?
12:57 <Volatile> 4 minutes
12:57 <@chrism> are you wetting yourself just yet?
12:57 <Volatile> amazon germany already accidentally leaked
the info
12:57 <Volatile> bluetooth
12:57 <Volatile> 1.2ghz processor
12:58 <@chrism> thunderslut?
12:58 <@chrism> that'd be awesome
12:58 <Volatile> yah
12:58 <Volatile> has thunderbolt
12:58 <@chrism> nice
12:58 <@chrism> that's actually fairly huge
12:58 <@chrism> in a pad that is
12:58 <@chrism> apples ipad is now more technologically
advanced than just about any non-apple laptop at this point
12:58 <@chrism> lulz
12:58 <Volatile> that's if amazon germany isn't full of
shit
12:58 <Volatile> but it looked like a legit leak
12:59 <Volatile> 9:56AM For those wondering -- no sign of
Steve here, but Jony Ive is in the front row.
12:59 <Volatile> 9:58AM Did we mention that they're playing a
lot of Beatles right now?
12:59 <@chrism> lol
12:59 <Volatile> im just waiting for the website to announce
ipad2
12:59 <Volatile> so i can preorder
12:59 <Volatile> ;P
13:00 <sampson> hrm
13:00 <sampson> chrism: question
13:00 <@chrism> hi
13:00 <sampson> i'm having an issue with a cron php file and
was wondering if anyone could point me in the right direction...
when i execute this script the $_SERVER variables are not set is
there a flag in php i need to give in the cron job so they are
set?
13:00 <sampson> sent to a worthless chan and too lazy to
retype
13:00 <@chrism> no that's sourced from the env
13:00 <@chrism> if it's being called from a webserver, that's
populated automatically
13:00 <@chrism> if it's from cron it's not
13:01 <@chrism> you could export the expected var prior to
the run of the script and it should work
13:01 <Volatile> haha
13:01 <Volatile> apple store is down
13:01 <Volatile> 'being updated'
13:01 <Volatile> http://store.apple.com/
13:03 <Volatile> 10:02AM The lights are going down... we're
about to begin!
13:03 <Volatile> wow
13:03 <Volatile> steve jobs came out
13:06 <Volatile> 10:06AM "Lastly -- we recently shipped our
100 millionth iPhone."
13:06 <Volatile> geezuz
13:07 <mrtyfrdm> i like how apple was all THUNDERBOLT
EXCLUSIVE TO APPLE
13:07 <mrtyfrdm> and intel was like
13:07 <mrtyfrdm> uhhhhh no
13:07 <@chrism> g'damn 100 million iphones
13:07 <@chrism> that's crazy
13:07 <Volatile> yah
13:08 <Volatile> they're dropping ipad price
13:08 <Volatile> big time
13:08 <@chrism> I'd ask for #'s on Winmo, but mattman isn't
here, so idgaf
13:08 <@chrism> lol
13:08 <Volatile> they still have the best margins on their
hardware
13:08 <Volatile> no one is even close.
13:08 <@chrism> agreed
13:08 <sampson> curl ftw
13:09 <@chrism> aah that populates the env?
13:09 <sampson> yep
13:09 <@chrism> nice
13:11 <Volatile> haha
13:11 <Volatile> showing off their 65k apps
13:11 <Volatile> then:
13:11 <Volatile> 10:10AM Ouch -- Honeycomb logo... 100
apps.
13:11 <@chrism> lawl
13:12 <sampson> vol's so ready to pull his credit card out it's going to make a sonic
boom once the apple store is up
13:12 <Volatile> pmuch
13:12 <Volatile> debit card tho
13:12 <Volatile> ;P
13:18 <Volatile> 10:18AM "But we haven't been resting on our
laurels. Today we're going to introduce iPad 2."
13:19 <Volatile> 10:19AM Boom. Dual core CPU.
13:20 <sampson> 512mb ram i bet
13:20 <sampson> and same res display w/ front-facing camera
and lighter and that's it
13:20 <Volatile> same display
13:20 <Volatile> bluetooth
13:20 <Volatile> 10:20AM 'We've also built in the gyroscope
we have in the iPhone and iPod touch."
13:21 <sampson> snore
13:21 <Volatile> 10:20AM "Having built in all this stuff, one
of the striking things about the iPad 2 is that's dramatically
thinner. 33% thinner."
13:21 <sampson> honestly i don't care about a dual core
proc
13:21 <sampson> games and shit run fine on the iphone 4
13:21 <Volatile> 10:21AM "The new iPad 2 is thinner than your
iPhone 4."
13:21 <sampson> i'm sure more games will come out that won't
run but that will be like 2 years from now
13:21 <@chrism> or about 3 months
13:22 <sampson> yeah right
13:22 <sampson> the epic unreal engine has been out for like
2 years now
13:22 <sampson> and 1 game uses it
13:22 <@chrism> what?
13:22 <@chrism> lots of shit uses unreal engine
13:22 <sampson> problem is it's too expensive for devs
13:22 <sampson> on the iphone
13:22 <@chrism> and it's been out for more than 2 years
13:22 <@chrism> oh
13:22 <@chrism> gotcha
13:22 <Volatile> 10:22AM "It's really thin... and it comes in
two colors. And we're shipping white from day one!"
13:22 <Volatile> lawl
13:22 <Volatile> COLORZ
13:22 <@chrism> actually it's not too expensive
13:22 <Volatile>
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10220289--img4541.jpg
13:22 <Volatile>
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10220289--img4542.jpg
13:22 <@chrism> Epic charges like nothing (maybe 99 bucks or
something?) for it's use until you hit 50k of revenue
13:23 <sampson> they had to lower the amount of revenue
required before you pay for
licensing
13:23 <sampson> er raise*
13:23 <mrtyfrdm> im going to get an ipad, and I want all 65k
apps on it
13:23 <mrtyfrdm> oh wait half of them are fart apps
13:23 <sampson>
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/71948.html
13:24 <sampson> used to be $5000
13:24 <@chrism> aah
13:24 <@chrism> regardless there's shittons of apps out there
that'll NEVER see that
13:24 <sampson> same price vol
13:24 <sampson> QUICK TO STORE.APPLE.COM
13:25 <Volatile> it's still down
13:25 <sampson> start f5in
13:25 <Volatile> auto reload.
13:25 <Volatile> march 11th
13:25 <Volatile> wow
13:25 <Volatile> it ships next week
13:25 <Volatile> werd.
13:25 <m1k[3y]> kind of disappointing
13:26 <Volatile> hdmi video out
13:29 <sampson> no case scratch dat shit up yo
13:29 <Volatile>
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/20110302-10285321--img4576.jpg
13:29 <Volatile> there's a case.
13:29 <sampson> only covers the front
13:29 <Volatile> who cares if the back gets scratched?
13:29 <Volatile> lawl.
13:30 <sampson> MY $8900 DEVICE
13:30 <sampson> oo magnets
13:30 <sampson> it'll be like the old macbooks where they'd
go to sleep if you stacked them
13:30 <Volatile> 10:29AM "It automatically wakes the iPad
when you open it, and puts it to sleep when it closes it. Now how
is this held on? Do we have screws? No -- we use magnets."
13:30 <@scrim> yeah everyone i see with an ipad has that case
that props it up
13:36 <sampson> oo ios 4.3
13:36 <sampson> jailbreak now tia
13:36 <sampson> oh wait they already had one made for it
13:36 <sampson> hoorj
13:37 <Volatile> 10:36AM 4.3 will add personal hotspot for
the iPhone 4.
13:37 <Volatile> plz do announce bluet00th
13:37 <sampson> i already got that on my iphone
13:38 <sampson> it rapes yo battery
13:38 <Volatile> heh
13:38 <Volatile> bluetooth does?
13:38 <Volatile> not on my android
13:38 <sampson> the wifi tethering does
13:38 <sampson> bluetooth tethering is so slow
13:38 <Volatile> eh
13:38 <Volatile> i dont want to tether with bluetooth
13:39 <Volatile> i want to sync shit, ec
13:39 <Volatile> etc
13:39 <Volatile> bluetooth keyboard, bluetooth gamepad,
etc
13:39 <Orb_> sound maybe.
13:39 <Orb_> i'd like to send ipad sound to the stereo.
13:40 <Orb_> i have a feeling it wouldn't be quite hifi
enough though.
13:40 <Volatile> thunderbolt
13:40 <@chrism> thunderslut
13:41 <Orb_> is that for me?
13:41 <Orb_> or did you just feel like saying
thunderbolt?
13:42 <Volatile> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=apple+thunderbolt
13:42 <Orb_> heheh right
13:42 <sampson> lol
13:43 <sampson> 4.3 delayed for cdma iphones
13:43 <Orb_> Leaks are suggesting that the new Apple iPad 2
due to be announced in around 30 minutes will have a 9.7" screen
and a front and back camera as well as an Intel Thunderbolt
connection.
13:43 <Orb_> Wow, they really keep that page updated "in
around 30 minutes"
13:44 <Orb_> ok, so I'm reading about thunderbolt - is this a
response to what i said about bluetooth to stereo connectivity?
13:45 <Orb_> maybe i just should read all the entries google
come up with ... i'll be back by the end of the day to see if I can
find a relevant article.
13:45 <Orb_> just kiddin'
14:02 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d4zPapOtW4&feature=player_embedded
14:02 <mrtyfrdm> god damn this game is the prettiest game
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14:03 <@chrism> due to definicies in the xbox hardware, all
enemies will be depicted as trollfaced stickfigures
14:03 <@chrism> er deficiencies , wtfever
14:03 <S|DSTER> whats up peeps?
14:04 <@chrism> woah this game *IS* damned good looking
14:06 <mrtyfrdm> yeah
14:06 <mrtyfrdm> frostbite 2 in 2011 is to cryengine in
2007
14:06 <S|DSTER> this a pc game or console?
14:07 <mrtyfrdm> like this isn't just a ramp up, they took
the bc2 version, mixed it with the mirrors edge version, and then
made it beautiful
14:07 <mrtyfrdm> the version there is pc
14:07 <mrtyfrdm> there will be console version but they won't
look as good
14:07 <mrtyfrdm> http://i.imgur.com/gqs3D.jpg
14:07 <mrtyfrdm> fuck man
14:08 <mrtyfrdm> http://i.imgur.com/jLjGE.jpg
14:08 <mrtyfrdm> http://i.imgur.com/GRfhr.jpg
14:09 <Volatile> (as rendered by $3k PC)
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> no those are in game
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> sorry bud
14:09 <Volatile> ...
14:09 <@chrism> that's what he was saying
14:09 <Volatile> lawl?
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> oh
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> haha
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> derp
14:10 <mrtyfrdm> word on the street is current gen high end
cards will play this on full settings without sli
14:10 <Volatile> im sure.
14:10 <mrtyfrdm> there will be a new gen of cards by the time
the game rolls out
14:10 <Volatile> gtx590s in SLI
14:10 <Volatile> !
14:10 <Volatile> 590 is two 580s on a single board
14:10 <mrtyfrdm> i can't wait god im so excite
14:10 <Volatile> lolololol
14:10 <@chrism> I wonder how the ps3 will handle it
14:10 <Volatile> ;P
14:10 <@chrism> i dont' expect a lot from the xbizzle on that
one
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> what is the best pc joystick
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> chrism: xbox and ps3 versions will prolyl be
identical
14:11 <Volatile> people buy joysticks?
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> i will be for this game
14:11 <Volatile> ?
14:11 <Volatile> for an FPS?
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> every fly a chopper with a mouse and
keyboard?
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> it's a pain
14:11 <Volatile> yes
14:11 <Volatile> in battlefield
14:11 <Volatile> ;P
14:11 <mrtyfrdm> i could never get the handle of that shit in
bf2
14:12 <mrtyfrdm> i would always end up upside down
14:12 <Volatile> damn
14:12 <Volatile> can't preorder ipad2
14:12 <Volatile> :(
14:12 <mrtyfrdm> the part 2 of gameplay comes out on my
bday
14:12 <mrtyfrdm> happy bday to eric from dice
14:17 <S|DSTER> I am kind of pissed off
14:17 <S|DSTER> I bought a xoom the other day
14:17 <S|DSTER> a majority of the android apps out there dont
seem to work with the new OS
14:17 <S|DSTER> WTF
14:18 <Volatile> honeycome has 100 apps
14:18 <Volatile> honeycomb
14:18 <S|DSTER> really?
14:18 <Volatile> you can purchase the entire store for like
$200
14:18 <Volatile> ;P
14:18 <S|DSTER> I see 16
14:18 <Volatile> OWNED.
14:18 <S|DSTER> for tablet
14:18 <Volatile> heh
14:22 <@chrism> SO SHAVE YOUR FACE WITH SOME MACE IN THE
DARKL
14:22 <S|DSTER> is the whole store out on the internet ?
undernet I would assume
14:22 <S|DSTER> since all of those apps can more or less be
saved to an external source
14:24 <S|DSTER> i see apps and game paks out on usenet
14:24 <S|DSTER> hurm..
14:25 <mrtyfrdm> give it some time
14:26 <Volatile> nice
14:26 <Volatile> iBooks allows for PDFs now
14:26 <Volatile> my iPad2 will have terabytes of oreilly!
14:26 <Volatile> ;P
14:26 <S|DSTER> ipad also has that
14:26 <@chrism> but no thunderslut
14:26 <@chrism> so F the ipad1
14:27 <S|DSTER> thunderslut is not on iPad2
14:28 <Volatile> ...
14:28 <Volatile> yes it is
14:29 <Volatile> or maybe not
14:29 <Volatile> either way, want.
14:29 <@chrism> yeah looking now
14:29 <@chrism> don't see it
14:29 <@chrism> fuckit i'm not buying one anyway
14:29 <@chrism> =P
14:29 <Volatile> waiting for ipad5?
14:29 <@chrism> althoguh I might get an ipad1 for J so I can
reclaim my macbook
14:29 <@chrism> +P
14:30 <Volatile> heh
14:31 <S|DSTER> new macbook pro has thunderslut
14:34 <@chrism> ya know
14:34 <@chrism> i've realized that with reddit, you could submit a fucking link
that gave everyone a hundred
bucks for free
14:35 <@chrism> and fucks would still piss and moan
14:35 <@chrism> DOWNBOAT, SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME MORE
14:35 <mrtyfrdm> lol
14:35 <mrtyfrdm> GIRL HAS AHALF INCH SCAR ON HER LEFT BOOB,
WOULD NOT FUCK
14:35 <@chrism> hahaha
14:35 <@chrism> exactly
14:36 <@chrism> Beck - Midnight Vultures
14:36 <@chrism> full of fucking win
14:47 <sampson> last beck i listened to was seachanges
14:47 <sampson> it was too depressing
14:47 <@chrism> You should put on midnight vultures and enoy
the disco-ey goodness
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> sampson: watch new bf3 gameplay trailer
14:48 <sampson> will it make me want to blow my brains out by
the end of the album
14:48 <sampson> mrtyfrdm: eatin a cookie must have full
enjoyness
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> no it won't
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> well when the cookie is done watch
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> double enjoyness
14:48 <@chrism> w-hat? Nah midnight vultures is all happy
14:48 <sampson> have you listened to seachanges?
14:48 <@chrism> nah
14:48 <@chrism> i haven't listened to shit since this one
14:48 <sampson> lemme find the most depressing on the
album
14:49 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jCZpnpJcAU
14:49 <sampson> like the album is amazing, it's relaxing and
good
14:49 <sampson> but the theme is so dark
14:50 <@chrism> listening now
14:50 <@chrism> oh wow.
14:50 <@chrism> yeah
14:50 <@chrism> closing before I get the knife
14:51 <@chrism> sampson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfwgzoiq4c opening track on
midnight vultures
14:51 <@chrism> and i just noticed that's jack black
14:51 <@chrism> lol
14:51 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWe6bMVvTzk
14:51 <sampson> that's actually more depressing
14:51 <sampson> but really fucking good
14:52 <sampson> Upon completion of touring for his previous
effort, Midnite Vultures (1999), Beck and his girlfriend of nine
years and fiancée, stylist Leigh Limon, ended their
relationship. Three weeks before Beck's 30th birthday, he
discovered Limon had been
cheating on him with a member of Los Angeles-based band Whiskey
Biscuit.[1] Beck lapsed into a period of melancholy and
introspection, during which he wrote the bleak, acoustic-based
tracks later found on Sea Chan
14:52 <sampson> makes sense now
14:53 <@chrism> wow.
14:53 <sampson> oh wait midnight vultures i remember that
one
14:53 <@chrism> Debra == awesome track
14:53 <@chrism> lol
14:53 <@chrism> "OOOH I WANNA GET WITH YOUUUUU and your
sister....."
14:53 <@chrism> lawl
14:55 <sampson> wow sea change is one of two albums to ever
get 5 stars on rolling stone
14:55 <sampson> it's really, really good but if you just
broke up with someone
14:55 <sampson> shelve it
14:55 <sampson> or lock up your guns
14:55 <@chrism> what was the other?
14:55 <sampson> bruce springsteen's the rising
14:55 <@chrism> goddamnit
14:55 <@chrism> fuck THE BOSS
14:55 * chrism waits for andyp fury
14:57 <sampson> beck's a scientologist O_o
14:57 <@chrism> oh goddamnit
14:57 <@chrism> really?
14:57 <sampson> ne 11, 2005, where he was quoted as saying,
"Yeah, I'm a Scientologist. My father has been a Scientologist for
about 35 years, so I grew up in and around it." When questioned by
the interviewer about Scientology's core beliefs, he replied:
14:57 <sampson> What it actually is is just sort of, uh, you
know, I think it's about philosophy and sort of, uh, all these
kinds of, you know, ideals that are common to a lot of
religions....There's nothing fantastical...just a real deep
grassroots concerted effort for humanitarian causes. I don't know
if you know the stuff they have. It's unbelievable the stuff they
are doing. Education...they have free centres all over the place
for poor kids. They have the number one
14:58 <S|DSTER> Organized Religion sucks arse
15:19 <S|DSTER> Yawn
15:36 <Volatile>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv0eFTpT8no
15:37 <Volatile> hmmph
15:39 <@chrism> so they're going desk to desk here
15:39 <@chrism> doing this big long drawn out "tell us a bit
about yourself" thing
15:40 <@chrism> for some internal website deal
15:40 <@chrism> first question for me "3 words that describe
yourself"
15:40 <@chrism> "I enjoy brevity"
15:40 <@chrism> and then answered everything else with 1 word
15:42 <Volatile>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a69nmiAvSY
15:42 <Volatile> evil sheep
15:42 <Volatile> winrar.
15:43 <Volatile> apparently the japanese version was so
difficult, they released a patch to make it easier
15:43 <Volatile> if japanese are complaining a game is too
hard, it's too hard.
15:43 <Volatile> ;P
15:43 <@chrism> haha
15:44 <@chrism> no shit
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16:23 <sampson> it's an atlus game
16:23 <sampson> idk what you expect
16:24 <Volatile> haha
16:24 <Volatile> "hi, can i please speak with the decision
maker at your company?"
16:24 <Volatile> "nope."
16:24 <Volatile> "....ok"
16:25 <Orb_> That's about what I'd say.
16:25 <Orb_> I'd say just after you put me on with the
decisionmaker at yours.
16:26 <Volatile> best one was when i told telemarketer they
had reached HQ
16:26 <Volatile> then proceeded to quiz her for her badge
number
16:26 <Volatile> "Who is your manager?"
16:59 <@chrism> WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR
17:00 <sampson> Volatile: i usually ask them what they're
selling
17:00 <sampson> and then ask whot hey're trying to get ahold
of
17:01 <sampson> and then i claim i'm them
17:01 <sampson> then play stupid
17:01 <sampson> oh well network switches? are those like
light switches?!
17:17 <@chrism> oh god new reddit trend
17:17 <@chrism> "IT's my birthday give me upvotes"
17:17 <@chrism> fuck you
17:17 <Volatile> reddit
is like chat.digg.com
17:17 <@chrism> i don't think it's that sophisticated
17:18 <Volatile> i never bother to look at reddit, but the few times i have, it's
always some gayness like what you state above
17:18 <mrtyfrdm> digg is way better
17:18 <mrtyfrdm> stay there
17:19 <mrtyfrdm> both of you
17:19 <Volatile> digg is community moderated. it's way
better.
17:19 <mrtyfrdm> in most cases what you are complaining about
can be easlily resolved by getting rid of r/reddit from your frontpage
17:19 <mrtyfrdm> tbh
17:20 <mrtyfrdm> that is where most of the crap goes
17:20 <Volatile> <Volatile> digg is community
moderated. it's way better.
17:20 <mrtyfrdm> ok
17:20 <Volatile> sorry, bro.
17:20 <mrtyfrdm> thank you for posting that 2 times
17:20 <Volatile> <Volatile> <Volatile> digg is
community moderated. it's way better.
17:20 <mrtyfrdm> lol
17:20 <mrtyfrdm> i used to used digg all the time
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17:21 <mrtyfrdm> i did like it
17:21 <Volatile> dude
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> until mr babyman was the onl person with
articles that would make it to the front page
17:21 <Volatile> im just trying to troll
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> troll away
17:21 <Volatile> digg is also stupid as fuck
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> im serious as fuck right now
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> about websites
17:21 <Volatile> srsbsns.
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> i pretty much just hang out in reddit.com/r/jailbait
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> i like their stylesheet
17:22 <n|cotine> mrtyfrdm: you mean http://www.reddit.com/r/PicsOfDeadJailbait, right?
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> no because i don't actually look at pictures
of jailbait you fucking pervert
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> trap successful
17:23 <sarlo> theres a little boys shoe in mrtyfrdm's
apartment that shouldn't be there.
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> n|cotine: are you going to be at the
pace/caplan st pattys day party
17:23 <n|cotine> prolly
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> jokes on you, i live in a house
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> ill see you there boss
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> i know you miss me
17:23 <n|cotine> lolz
17:24 <sarlo> you liar
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> nope
17:24 <sarlo> why do you always lie like that
17:24 <sarlo> liar
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> i live witha black guy
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> in a house
17:24 <sarlo> now i know you're lying
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> and there are two cats
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> and wired networking in every room
17:24 <sarlo> a: black people aren't allowed to own property.
b: all black people fear cats
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> well this guy also listens to mostly rock
and plays guitar
17:25 <sarlo> it was on CSI
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> i think I listent to more hip hop than
he
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> although i have only lived there for like 3
days
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> 4
17:25 <sarlo> so what are we talking here? Amos and Andy
black?
17:25 <sarlo> eminem. you live with him.
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> amos as in tori amos?
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> eminem is white though
17:26 <sarlo> no, as in the guys from the 30's who pretended
to be niggers
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> not only is he white, he's ghostly
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> ohhhh
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> whiggers
17:26 <sarlo> no. they're full on niggers.
17:26 <sarlo> they gave up their pure beautiful white
heritage
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> haha who the hell are you
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> who is this guy guys
17:26 <sarlo> i'm sarlo
17:27 <sarlo> ask phobosd
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> OH SHIT
17:27 <sarlo> yes
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> SARLO
17:27 <sarlo> SARLO
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> SARLO
17:27 <sarlo> as in THE.
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> well
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> i never heard of you nice to meet oyu
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> im martyfreedom
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd will call me eric
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> or faggot
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> depends on how he feels I guess
17:28 <sarlo> oh. i was going around Martyr or something
17:28 <sarlo> I banged his mom and sister once
17:28 <sarlo> made $400
17:28 <mrtyfrdm> well we can blame efnet for having shitty
username restrictions
17:28 <mrtyfrdm> luke?
17:28 <sarlo> I can blame efnet for a lot more than that.
17:29 <sarlo> *** Mode change "+b *!*sarlo@*.ripco.com" on
channel #rave by MrKirk
17:29 <sarlo> *** You have been kicked off channel #rave by
MrKirk (PERM) 0wning/exploiting
17:29 <sarlo> users is NOT tolerated (02/21/99)
17:29 <sarlo> man. 11 year ban.
17:29 <mrtyfrdm> why you "0wning"
17:29 <sarlo> that bots got more staying ower than i do
17:30 <sarlo> apparently going onto some yutz open share and
posting pics of them going coke of a fat girls tits is "0wning"
17:30 <mrtyfrdm> sick burn bro
17:30 <mrtyfrdm> /sis
17:30 <sarlo> meh, i came.
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17:33 <mrtyfrdm> i got an 11 year ban from somethingawful
once
17:33 <mrtyfrdm> really it was 100,000 hours
17:33 <sarlo> was it supposed to be a punishment?
17:34 <sarlo> it'd be like landing in a nest of sweaty pimply
kids and douchebags with popped collars who get really excited
about weed.
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17:36 <sarlo> listening kanykya going on 3 page rants about
libertarianism and gun rights and then Zack waxing philisophic
about ...whatever the fuck it is he's still going on about
17:48 <sarlo> they're sending that poof designer to jail for
saying he loves Hitler.
17:48 <@scrim> saying you love hitler in france is an actual
crime
17:48 <@scrim> guess he should have kept his mouth shut
17:49 <sarlo> oh the french are all big and tough now...
17:49 <sarlo> just wait till they clone him and he comes
back
17:50 <sarlo> see how tough those surrender monkeys are then
when the 2018 Panzer Division takes a stroll up their strata
chocolata
17:51 <sarlo> he was pretty rough in that video tho. "i love
hitler. people like you would be dead, today. your mothers. your
forefathers, you'd be fucking gassed.
17:51 <sarlo> "
17:52 <sarlo> you don't see them banning Hugo Boss in
paris...
17:53 <@scrim> why does he love hitler too?
17:53 <sarlo> he designed the nazi military uniforms
17:54 <sarlo> it's why they all looked so sharp
17:54 <sarlo> and got the women
17:54 <sarlo> well. that and rape.
17:54 <sarlo> nazis and rape. two great things that go great
together.
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18:17 <@chrism> hahaha Sucker on reddit found
18:17 <@chrism> troll engaged
18:17 <@chrism> http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/fw0cu/i_find_myself_agreeing_with_peta_on_this_one/
18:24 <sampson> you sir have all my upvotes
18:24 <sampson> word of advice: never troll a minecraft
thread
18:29 <@chrism> aaaand DONE
18:29 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/cooz6.png
18:29 <@chrism> oh god is that even possible?
18:29 <@chrism> i bet the downboats fly
18:30 <sampson> yas they do
18:30 <sampson> so you're joining the anti fb club?
18:30 <@chrism> "Wait, you spent 300 hours to build a fucking
virtual reddit alien? What in
the fuck is wrong with you?"
18:30 <@chrism> yep
18:30 <@chrism> been meaning to for a bit
18:30 <sampson> i've been contemplating it
18:30 <sampson> for a few months now
18:30 <@chrism> tbh i've gotta start scoping out jobs and
stuff, and I don't need that shit floating around w/ my name
attached to it
18:30 <sampson> true
18:30 <@chrism> i mean I think of what I use it for
anymore
18:30 <@chrism> and I don't
18:31 <@chrism> a few one liners here and there, etc. Not
worth having that much info about me out and around
18:31 <@chrism> ends do not justify the means
18:39 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/f9zXh.gif
18:42 <@chrism> lol
19:16 <sampson> well dinner went from potentially awesome to
an experiment
19:16 <sampson> when john said get stuffing i thought he
meant he was grilling the porkchops and we would have stuffing on
the side
19:16 <sampson> so now i made some BS recipe that sounds good
and we'll see how it is because he wanted STUFFED pork chops
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19:41 <sampson> OOOO
19:41 <sampson> tron legacy is finally on usenet
19:41 <sampson> DOWNLOAD
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20:06 <sampson> well porkchops turned out to be freakin
delicious
20:06 <sampson> john said it was one of the best meals i've
made in a while woop
20:13 * sarlo -
20:18 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/56Wsj.gif
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20:51 <@chrism> fuck me, so true
http://www.infoworld.com/t/unix/nine-traits-the-veteran-unix-admin-276
20:51 <@chrism> spot goddamned on
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21:19 <billay> dv you pimp
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21:27 <dvitous> sup dawg
21:28 <billay> you da man
21:29 <dvitous> damn skippy
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21:40 <kt> dv
21:42 <dvitous> KAYTEEE
21:42 <dvitous>
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-northwestern-to-pay-for-live-sex-toy-demonstration-20110302,0,3942305.story
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21:46 <kt> i saw that
21:46 <kt> hey billay
21:56 <dvitous> higher education at its finest
21:56 <dvitous> but any college kid that requires a live
demo...
21:56 <dvitous> is one dumb-ass college kid
22:00 <kt> 'eh
22:00 <kt> they got their college to pay for the live
demo
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22:03 <dvitous> cant show tits in the city of chicago... but
u get live sex acts at NU
22:03 <dvitous> nice
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22:26 <somedude> ;p
22:26 <somedude> what did I miss
22:35 <iRabbit> o/
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