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#Chicago on Thursday, March 3, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.bukowskis.com/auctions/S193/470-erik-hoglund-sang-1969?category[]=85&page=3&q=
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820226151
http://kotaku.com/#!5774841/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d-will-look-this-good-in-june/gallery/2
http://www.hai2u.com/
http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg"
http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg
http://www.holabirdsports.com/products/Mizuno-Wave-Alchemy-10-Men-WhiteChinese-RedBiking-Red-044925.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/I5e5Z.png
http://kotaku.com/#!5775464/mortal-kombats-challenge-tower-turns-the-game-upside+down
http://i.imgur.com/iXnD7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ehEw8.jpg
http://www.jasonrubacky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/278.jpg
http://twitter.com/MosDef/status/42853290114953216#
http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/5167864911_df9d01afc3_b.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpHq9Jvw4E
http://pastebin.com/JW6pLC21
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/apa/2244703162.html
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/apa/2244470461.html
http://pastebin.com/rAn0iVhc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88&feature=player_embedded#at=33


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EST):
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00:47 <Orb__> well hey there, sarlo
00:47 <sarlo> shut up orb. and take your fucking top off.
00:48 <Orb__> hah
00:48 <sarlo> SHOW ME YOUR MANTITS
00:48 <Orb__> That could be arranged.
00:48 <sarlo> best be. this teasing thing is getting old.
00:48 <sarlo> i demand mammaries
00:49 <Orb__> manmaries?
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00:49 <sarlo> i wonder if he still has webcams of his pudgy wife
00:49 <Orb_> hey
00:49 <Orb_> i'm still here, asswipe.
00:49 <sarlo> so do you?
00:50 <Randy> omg. sarlo
00:50 <sarlo> OMG RANDY
00:50 <sarlo> im in san francisco
00:50 * Randy wets himself
00:50 <sarlo> i raped like 8 guys last night.
00:50 <sarlo> i'm totally out of control
00:50 <Randy> vacation or did u move there
00:52 <sarlo> naw, work thingvie
00:52 <sarlo> i'm technically south sanfrancisco
00:52 <sarlo> buncha hicks
00:52 <Randy> yuck
00:52 <Randy> s sf is kinda ghetto isn't it
00:52 <sarlo> eh...imagine like, maine
00:53 <sarlo> a fishermans town. lots of dullards with aspersions of local politics on the mind
00:53 <Randy> ahh
00:53 <Randy> where've u been hiding
00:53 <sarlo> e.g. they actually care about the school system even tho their kids are 40
00:53 <sarlo> cosmos. i'm part of the whole now. the whole shebang.
00:54 <Randy> kt said you twitter now
00:54 <Randy> i had my doubts
00:54 <sarlo> became one with the universe
00:54 <sarlo> naw naw naw
00:54 <sarlo> facebook
00:54 <Randy> winning it?
00:54 <sarlo> twittering is way to "i'm 20"
00:54 <sarlo> of course. is there any other way to live?
00:55 <Randy> indeed
00:56 <sarlo> i finally downloaded Tron Legacy
00:56 <sarlo> i can't believe adults watch this shit
00:56 <Randy> how bad is it
00:56 <Randy> well, the first one sucked donkey balls
00:56 <Randy> so it doesn't surprise me its sequel does too
00:56 <sarlo> it made me want to find every 20something with hairgel i could find and stab them in the head
00:57 <Randy> you could have hit stop, ya know
00:57 <sarlo> pish tosh. when you have a razor blade dildo up your ass, do you hit stop? or do you struggle through because some idiot said it feels good after a couple hours?
00:58 <Randy> depends on how much lube u put in
00:58 <sarlo> me, i'm in it for the experience
01:00 <Randy> so i imagine you were in sf for the apple presentation, i know u are such a macboy
01:01 <sarlo> oh god no
01:01 <sarlo> i've been here for 2 weeks. here for 2 more
01:01 <sarlo> apple products are like a piano accordion
01:01 <sarlo> entertaining, but nothing a professional would use
01:03 <sarlo> oh. except designers
01:03 <sarlo> but replace their macs with crayons and fingerpaints, and only a slight conceptual shift occurs
01:03 <Randy> i've heard they're great for video editting too
01:03 <sarlo> everyone around here went apeshit about the new ipad today. like, work stopped. because of a slightly slimmer build and 2 extra cameras.
01:04 <Randy> well they are fun toys
01:04 <sarlo> yeah, who does that? people faking UFO footage and people i used to steal lunch money from
01:04 <sarlo> which are basically one and the same
01:04 <sarlo> i could have made out like a bandit if i had made it down to the moscone center
01:05 <Randy> http://www.bukowskis.com/auctions/S193/470-erik-hoglund-sang-1969?category[]=85&page=3&q=
01:06 <sarlo> it reminds me of the bed i got my newphew
01:07 <Randy> i figured you had one in your sf lovenest
01:07 <sarlo> i own enough duct tape to have controlling share in 3M
01:12 <phobosd> sarlo
01:13 <phobosd> you fuck
01:13 <sarlo> goddamned honky
01:13 <phobosd> yup
01:13 <phobosd> ok sleep time
01:13 <phobosd> bye
01:14 <phobosd> have fun sucking off the gays in sf
01:15 <sarlo> theres a line around the hilld
01:15 <sarlo> err hills
01:17 <Randy> too bad you're not in socal, sarlo
01:17 <Randy> i'd let u suck me off around a hill
01:18 <sarlo> yeah, but you're a whore.
01:18 <sarlo> so it wouldn't mean anything
01:18 <sarlo> which means it'd be more fun
01:18 <sarlo> and holy shitsnacks theres a lot of prostitutes in the SF weekly
01:18 <Randy> god i wish i was a whore
01:19 <sarlo> they're all asian. you have no idea how much sideways vagina that is
01:19 <Randy> yuck
01:19 <Randy> asians are ugly
01:19 <Randy> and they have weird ass pubes
01:19 <Randy> like wire mesh
01:20 <sarlo> oh like little 17 year old Lo Pan hops in your lap "i need a daddy" and you wouldn't give him rugburn holding his head down
01:20 <sarlo> "im done with you. your moneys on the dresser"
01:21 <sarlo> <mash phone keys> "hi..is this The Service? I need something more durable this time. 2 hours? cool."
01:23 <sarlo> i posted your bed on my facebook.
01:23 <sarlo> my sister is going to be conspicuously silent
01:24 <sarlo> "premade fun for your kids next sleepover" is the caption
01:24 <sarlo> i'm guessing her friends are going to delete me tomorrow.
01:37 <Randy> is your identity still secret
01:42 <sarlo> when has my identity been secret?
01:42 <sarlo> everyone knows who iam
01:42 <sarlo> ever since mark mooks dumped my d0x in 1996
01:42 <sarlo> no
01:42 <sarlo> 94
01:44 <Randy> can i be your fb friend?
01:45 <sarlo> if you want
01:45 <Randy> do u ever talk to rd
01:45 <sarlo> lemmi find the direct link
01:46 <sarlo> i'm not hip to this shit
01:46 <sarlo> oh god no
01:46 <sarlo> not since like 97
01:46 <sarlo> maybe 98
01:47 <sarlo> hah
01:53 <sarlo> the only good thing about this tron movie thus far: the song Seperate Ways
01:56 <Randy> god i hate cydia
01:59 <sarlo> whats that
02:00 <sarlo> fuck. so tron came out today. so tomorrow i have to d3eal with 300 geeks saying "greeting program!"
02:00 <sarlo> i swear to god if they do i'm gonna fuck the stupid out of their soft, maleable heads.
02:05 <sarlo> holy shit theres a lot of throwup girls in this movie
02:06 <sarlo> like, the L.A. Basin is filled with the chicks in this films puke. holy christ they're skinny
02:06 <sarlo> i wanna degrade them so they'll feel guilted into blowing me
02:06 <sarlo> "hows that gag reflex, tubby?"
02:06 <sarlo> "you're fat too yann.." "yeah yeah..i'm not the one trying to be in movies"
02:07 <sarlo> <slurpslurpslurp>
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02:12 <IQuit040> hello!
02:12 <iRabbit> hi
02:13 <iRabbit> weren't you just on the DALnet Chicago channel?
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02:14 <Randy> dalnet still exists?
02:14 <iRabbit> apparently
02:15 <iRabbit> some of the trekkies stayed behind
02:15 <Randy> i never understood why anyone would go there
02:15 <iRabbit> I started on DALnet back in 1995
02:15 <Randy> i'm sorry.
02:16 <iRabbit> I know, right
02:16 <Randy> i'm surprised you didn't quit irc if dalnet was your first impression
02:16 <iRabbit> but spanned DALnet EFnet freenode and UnderNet
02:16 <iRabbit> DALnet was a treasure trove for trolling
02:17 <iRabbit> whatelse do you do at 15?
02:17 <Randy> heh
02:17 <Randy> i was 19 when i started on irc
02:17 <Randy> on efnet of course
02:17 <Randy> a long, long time ago
02:17 <iRabbit> before '95 :)
02:17 <Randy> 93
02:18 <iRabbit> be back in a bit, grabbing a smoke
02:18 <Randy> damn, my irc child could buy smokes
02:18 <Randy> thats depressing
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02:44 <iRabbit> say what?
02:45 <iRabbit> how is a 30yr old being able to buy smokes depressing :/
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03:04 <iRabbit> g'night
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08:37 <S|DSTER> good morning peeps
08:48 <sampson> mbp is in memphis!
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09:22 <Volatile> hmm
09:23 <Volatile> six core at 3.2ghz, or quad core at 3.4ghz
09:42 <phobosd> hex
09:42 <phobosd> just cuz
09:43 <Volatile> heh
09:43 <Volatile> im just wondering if the quad would be noticibly better for applications that aren't threaded
09:44 <Volatile> SpfdHTTPG://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?item=N82E16813131642
09:44 <Volatile> SpfdHTTPG://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?item=N82E16819115066
09:44 <Volatile> erf
09:44 <Volatile> httpg
09:44 <Volatile> wtf
09:44 <Volatile> weird
09:49 <sampson> woot sold the 360
09:50 <sampson> LUCKILY I BOUGHT MY MBP because the bag i got's box was perfect size for packing up the 360
09:50 <sampson> woot
09:50 <Volatile> heh
09:52 <S|DSTER> 6 core cpu is amd?
09:52 <S|DSTER> or is it the new i7?
09:52 <sampson> new i7 is 6 core
09:52 <sampson> amd has one too i believe
09:52 <sampson> but vol would scoff at amd
09:53 <sampson> he'd be like AMD/VIA? IN MY COMPUTER?
09:53 <S|DSTER> I have two i7 boxes.. one laptop one desktop.. love it love it love it
09:53 <S|DSTER> screaming fast
09:53 <S|DSTER> limited by the speed of the disk
09:54 <Volatile> i7
09:54 <sampson> im goin sandybridge
09:54 <Volatile> eh.. ive got 10k RPMs
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09:54 <sampson> for my sandy vagina
09:54 <scofflaw> good evening, bitches
09:54 <sampson> ssd prozone
09:54 <sampson> << right here
09:54 <sampson> evening? have you been doing an all night meth bender again scoff
09:54 <S|DSTER> waiting for ssd drives to drop in price
09:54 <scofflaw> sampson yes
09:54 <scofflaw> and morning
09:55 <sampson> with the new laptop i'm only putting outlook and the os on the ssd
09:55 <sampson> maybe photochop
09:55 <sampson> the rest will go on the 750gb
09:55 <scofflaw> all m shit is on my ssd
09:55 <scofflaw> and it's awesome
09:55 <scofflaw> it ruels
09:55 <scofflaw> rules
09:55 <scofflaw> too
09:55 <sampson> owns owns owns?
09:55 <S|DSTER> whats a decent ssd drive to buy?
09:55 <sampson> i got a mushkin deluxe
09:55 <sampson> not too expensive and has one of the newer sandforce chips
09:55 <S|DSTER> I know there is a difference between one type of ssd drive and another.. one has better thru put I think.. just not to sure
09:56 <sampson> although the ocz vertex 3 is going to be fastest whenever that drops
09:56 <sampson> faster than the ocz vertex 3 pro heh
09:56 <S|DSTER> I ran WOW off of an sd drive last year and it was pretty smooth
09:56 <sampson> i wasn't very sold on ssd until i ran outlook off it
09:56 <sampson> normally my outlook takes ~1-2 minutes to open
09:56 <sampson> with ssd it's instant
09:56 <scofflaw> i got a ocd vertex2
09:56 <sampson> i showed phobosd and he was like WTF NO WAY
09:56 <scofflaw> i'll put vertex3 in my ipad
09:56 <scofflaw> 2
09:57 <sampson> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820226151 this is what i got
09:57 <scofflaw> that sux
09:57 <scofflaw> (jk i didn't even look)
09:58 <sampson> also ignore the low reviews on the mushkin it looks like all of them are PEBKAC
09:58 <sampson> i've had 0 issues with mine
09:58 <sampson> would buy another 9 if my laptop could take them all
09:58 <sampson> and raid them
10:02 <scofflaw> i want fusionio
10:02 <scofflaw> fusion-io.com
10:03 <scofflaw> 1.4million random IOPS
10:04 <sampson> ya prepare to take out a second mortgage
10:05 <scofflaw> i need a first first
10:06 <scofflaw> but i was just gonna go to bank of mattress
10:06 <scofflaw> but that + ipad2
10:06 <scofflaw> wet dream
10:08 <sampson> lol
10:08 <sampson> how are you going to fit fusionio in an ipad2
10:09 <sampson> you must be high
10:10 <scofflaw> nah i'm jk
10:10 <scofflaw> but i'm gonna get 2 ipad2s
10:10 <S|DSTER> I have an iPad
10:10 <S|DSTER> its not bad
10:11 <scofflaw> ipad2 is gonna be more awesomer
10:11 <scofflaw> what else is awesome
10:11 <S|DSTER> I think the new iPad might be to skinny
10:11 <scofflaw> my bosses exec assistant sits in front of me and she's kinda hot
10:11 <scofflaw> werd
10:11 <S|DSTER> easier to break while in transit
10:11 <scofflaw> i'm guessing it's 1 piece of aluminum similar to mbp
10:11 <scofflaw> in which case it's prob strong?
10:11 <scofflaw> i dunno
10:11 <scofflaw> but if steve jobs touches it
10:11 <scofflaw> i'm buying it
10:11 <S|DSTER> is that a pre-req for being an executive assistant?
10:11 <scofflaw> it seems so
10:12 <scofflaw> there is another hotter girl around tho
10:12 <scofflaw> this one seems to wear a bunch of makeup to coverup bad complexion
10:12 <S|DSTER> If I get one more toy I will be living in a van down by the river
10:14 <Volatile> SpfdHTTPG://kotaku.com/#!5774841/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d-will-look-this-good-in-june/gallery/2
10:14 <Volatile> geezuz
10:14 <Volatile> that looks good
10:14 <Volatile> wtf
10:14 <Volatile> haha
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10:15 <S|DSTER> So are there anymore 2600 meetings?
10:15 <Volatile> http://kotaku.com/#!5774841/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-3d-will-look-this-good-in-june/gallery/2
10:15 <S|DSTER> its been like forever since I went to a 2621 meeting
10:15 <phobosd> same
10:15 <phobosd> years
10:15 ..: mode/#chicago [-b *!*FOP@*.il.comcast.net] by Rummy
10:15 <Volatile> meetung
10:16 <phobosd> man, i'd love to play OOT again
10:16 <phobosd> i had such a sick fucking addiction to that game
10:16 <phobosd> even got the gold cart
10:16 <scofflaw> i love you guys meng
10:16 <scofflaw> what would i have done without all the friendly banter
10:16 <scofflaw> and not so friendly
10:17 <scofflaw> and gay shit too
10:17 <phobosd> fuck you
10:17 <phobosd> that's all i got
10:17 <scofflaw> word
10:17 <scofflaw> hi2you
10:17 <phobosd> http://www.hai2u.com/
10:17 <scofflaw> give me an ssh proxy
10:18 <scofflaw> for irc
10:18 <scofflaw> on port 80/443
10:18 <scofflaw> no i seen that!
10:18 <scofflaw> like a party at sampson's
10:20 <sampson> wow if the 3ds had tv out
10:20 <sampson> i'd be making a sonic boom with my debit card
10:20 <phobosd> PSYBOOOOOOOOOOM
10:20 <kawaiiblu> good morning!!!!
10:21 <sampson> hi!!!
10:21 <sampson> kawaiiblu: buy my dancing game $25
10:21 <phobosd> oh wut
10:21 <phobosd> you should kawaiiblu
10:21 <kawaiiblu> hmmmm
10:21 <kawaiiblu> ok fine
10:21 <sampson> yay!
10:21 <kawaiiblu> andy got running shoes last night!!!!!!!!!!!
10:21 <sampson> paypal is sam.bowling [at] gimmah.info
10:21 <sampson> im doin a mass shipping tonight after work
10:21 <phobosd> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />
10:22 <phobosd> wow fail
10:22 <phobosd> <img src="http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />
10:22 <phobosd> the fuck
10:22 <sampson> fuck ya mizunos own
10:22 <kawaiiblu> lol
10:22 <sampson> i got the red ones comfy as fuck
10:22 <phobosd> http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg
10:22 <phobosd> yah, i ususally ran in asics
10:22 <phobosd> but these seemed to fit nicer
10:22 <phobosd> that's 'omg this years model' or whatever
10:22 <sampson> http://www.holabirdsports.com/products/Mizuno-Wave-Alchemy-10-Men-WhiteChinese-RedBiking-Red-044925.jpg
10:22 <phobosd> pretty stoked
10:22 <sampson> i had to get that pair specifically because i walk inwards or something idk
10:22 <phobosd> oh noice
10:23 <sampson> i had a FOOT EXPERT tell me what i needed
10:23 <sampson> just f y i
10:23 <kawaiiblu> i'm going to nike town during lunch today
10:23 <sampson> don't ever wear them when it's cold as fuck out
10:23 <kawaiiblu> and if i still dont' find anything i'm going to fleet feet after work
10:23 <sampson> they don't keep your feet warm at all
10:24 <kawaiiblu> so excited
10:24 <sampson> you guys joining a gym or just running the block?
10:24 <phobosd> block
10:25 <phobosd> kawaiiblu wanted to join a gym, but idk, i never got it
10:25 <sampson> noice we have a gym in our apartment... i got gym shorts and everything. haven't been there once HEH
10:25 <phobosd> just run a couple miles a day around the hood
10:25 <phobosd> some crunches
10:25 <phobosd> good to go
10:25 <phobosd> HEH
10:25 <kawaiiblu> you should work out your arms
10:25 <kawaiiblu> lol
10:25 <phobosd> i'd probably get a gym membership just for the hot tub lol
10:25 <phobosd> kawaiiblu: 12oz curls
10:25 <phobosd> i do them like, erryday
10:25 <sampson> i'm kind of intimidated by gyms
10:26 <S|DSTER> gonna get in the hawt tube.. Hwaaaaayyyyy!
10:26 <phobosd> that too...and everyone is all watching you and shit
10:26 <sampson> i'm like idk how to do that and everyone's like FUCK YA 800 LB DEAD LIFT SUP
10:26 <scofflaw> word
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10:26 <scofflaw> i need to go to the gymt oo
10:26 <scofflaw> :/
10:26 <scofflaw> i'm a fat bastard
10:26 <kawaiiblu> sampson: i hate SMALL gyms. i like to blend in when there's alot of people
10:26 <scofflaw> especially after restaurant week
10:26 <S|DSTER> <== 395lbs
10:26 <SQL> fat bastards++
10:26 <scofflaw> whoa
10:26 <kawaiiblu> wow2
10:26 <scofflaw> you are a fatter bastar
10:26 <scofflaw> d
10:26 <S|DSTER> walking heartattack waiting to happen
10:26 <scofflaw> i'm like, 195
10:26 <phobosd> and 5'2
10:26 <scofflaw> which is 25 too much
10:26 <S|DSTER> yeah... occupational
10:26 <phobosd> ZING
10:26 <scofflaw> i'm 5'8!!!!!
10:27 <sampson> best use of facebook - http://i.imgur.com/I5e5Z.png
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10:43 <S|DSTER> im 6'
10:48 <kawaiiblu> i'm 5'2" :D
10:48 <kawaiiblu> shorty
10:49 <S|DSTER> I look like a bouncer with all this weight
10:49 <kawaiiblu> andy is like 6'3" i think
10:49 <S|DSTER> just missing the shaved head
11:09 <scofflaw> hey
11:09 <scofflaw> someone sell me a botnet
11:11 <Volatile> lawl
11:11 <Volatile> how many drones ya need?
11:11 <Volatile> :P
11:12 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:12 <scofflaw> a lot
11:12 <Volatile> loo
11:12 <Volatile> for what
11:12 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:12 <scofflaw> piss some people off
11:13 <scofflaw> shits and giggles
11:13 <scofflaw> what do you use em for
11:13 <Volatile> i do not have said botnet
11:17 <scofflaw> word
11:17 <scofflaw> what would you do if you had one
11:17 <scofflaw> 100k hosts
11:17 <scofflaw> is that big enough?
11:17 <sampson> WeEeEEeEeEeEEEeEeEEe
11:18 <sampson> 3 cups of coffee and i'm like bouncin over here
11:18 <scofflaw> sampson me too
11:18 <scofflaw> i need 3 cups of coffee in the morn
11:18 <scofflaw> getting to work at 7am
11:18 <scofflaw> :/
11:19 <sampson> you have a job these days?
11:19 <sampson> what's wrong with you
11:19 <scofflaw> damn son
11:19 <scofflaw> tryin not to be on the skreetz
11:20 <scofflaw> i been had a job btw
11:20 <scofflaw> like 1 year now!
11:21 <sampson> crazy
11:22 <scofflaw> its funny tho
11:22 <scofflaw> since the new job, and waking up at 6am for work
11:22 <scofflaw> i feel a lot more serious about working
11:22 <scofflaw> instead of just slacking
11:22 <sampson> too early for me
11:22 <@scrim> SRSBZNS
11:22 <scofflaw> yea
11:22 <scofflaw> if you guys know some sysadmins
11:22 <scofflaw> or netadmins
11:22 <@scrim> i get up at 5:30ish, start work at 7
11:22 <scofflaw> who want jobs
11:22 <scofflaw> holler
11:22 <scofflaw> fortunately my commute is 15 mins or so
11:23 <scofflaw> so i get up at 6
11:23 <scofflaw> but we're hiring
11:23 <scofflaw> dbas too
11:24 <scofflaw> great benefits
11:24 <scofflaw> good pay
11:25 <phobosd> i'm in
11:25 <scofflaw> whatever mang
11:25 <scofflaw> you rish
11:25 <scofflaw> but if you ever have an admin who wants to do something dif than hosting
11:25 <scofflaw> lemme know
11:25 <scofflaw> i want bonus
11:25 <scofflaw> 2k for tech hires
11:25 <scofflaw> 1k for non-tech
11:25 <phobosd> damn
11:25 <phobosd> sure as long as you cut me in
11:26 <scofflaw> np bro
11:26 <scofflaw> $20
11:26 <S|DSTER> full time?
11:26 <scofflaw> of course FT
11:26 <sampson> imma dba select * from *.*;
11:26 <sampson> OPTIMIZED
11:27 <scofflaw> postgres for dbas would be preferred
11:27 <scofflaw> we used edb
11:27 <sampson> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11:27 <scofflaw> use
11:27 <S|DSTER> I just finished taking a vSphere course.. and may be looking for new work
11:27 <phobosd> erlang db?
11:27 <scofflaw> phobosd i'm not positive but i'm sure the devs use erlang
11:27 <scofflaw> we brought in erlang guys for tech talk a few months ago
11:27 <scofflaw> but erlang db = mnesia
11:27 <S|DSTER> currently phasing out lotus notes here (notes admin) and going bpos (microsoft cloud) so I think I will be looking for work pretty soon
11:27 <scofflaw> ask vol, he knows sup
11:28 <phobosd> scofflaw: that. IS. AWESOME.
11:28 <sampson> notes heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeh
11:28 <scofflaw> yea
11:28 <scofflaw> erlang rulz
11:28 <sampson> phobosd: i think you should demand luke code leap 3.0 in erlang
11:28 <sampson> github runs off of erlang/ruby
11:28 <sampson> tbqh i think it's the future
11:28 <scofflaw> it was the future
11:28 <scofflaw> 10+ years ago
11:28 <sampson> IS
11:28 <scofflaw> now it is the present!
11:28 <sampson> still
11:28 <scofflaw> ask vol
11:29 <sampson> he's probably balls deep in some erlang
11:29 <scofflaw> we should start an erlang shop
11:31 <scofflaw> vol
11:31 <scofflaw> when we both get ipad2
11:31 <scofflaw> lets facetime j?
11:31 <scofflaw> k
11:31 <Volatile> loo
11:31 <Volatile> i might wait for ipad3
11:32 <Volatile> erlang dba?
11:32 <Volatile> loo
11:32 <scofflaw> lol
11:32 <scofflaw> my friend who works at an erlang shop
11:32 <Volatile> 10 YEARS EXPERIENCE ADMINISTRATING MNESIA DATABASES
11:32 <scofflaw> and is now pretty much the only erlang guy
11:32 <scofflaw> told me his dbas dropped databases
11:32 <scofflaw> and backups the other day
11:32 <Volatile> you mean rick?
11:32 <scofflaw> yea
11:32 <Volatile> hah
11:32 <Volatile> woops
11:33 <scofflaw> he said newb dbas seriously fucked up
11:33 <scofflaw> and he was all upset about it
11:33 <scofflaw> but he's still all about teh erlang
11:33 <scofflaw> might get a job at Orbitz i bet
11:33 <Volatile> *shrug*
11:33 <scofflaw> his old boss works there now, and his friend who is big in the erlang community works there too
11:35 <Volatile> that's coo
11:35 <S|DSTER> now since I am more or less going to be out of a job soon. I have worked on building a test network at home. technet account and all
11:35 <scofflaw> i think its gay personally
11:35 <Volatile> hah
11:35 <Volatile> just being positive ;P
11:35 <scofflaw> orbitz
11:35 <scofflaw> erlang
11:35 <scofflaw> yea
11:35 <scofflaw> its coo
11:35 <Volatile> i wouldnt want to work at orbitz, or have to deal with erlang all day
11:35 <S|DSTER> erlang is a new language?
11:36 <scofflaw> no
11:36 <scofflaw> it's quite old
11:36 <scofflaw> Volatile same
11:36 <scofflaw> cuz i dont like orbitz and dont know erlang
11:36 <scofflaw> but if i could do erlang 50% and lua 50%
11:36 <scofflaw> i'm in
11:36 <Volatile> eh
11:36 <Volatile> you can learn LUA in like 1 hr
11:36 <scofflaw> yes
11:36 <scofflaw> but takes a lifetime to master
11:36 <Volatile> ?
11:36 <Volatile> no
11:37 <S|DSTER> I get the feeling programming is better then dealing with end users trying to resolve issues
11:37 <Volatile> who the fuck you been talking to? :P
11:37 <Volatile> LUA is a very simple language
11:37 <S|DSTER> less stupid people to deal with
11:37 <Volatile> it's only as useful as what you're extending with it
11:37 <scofflaw> Volatile it's an analogy i made to poker
11:37 <Volatile> oh
11:37 <scofflaw> takes minutes to learn, lifetime to master
11:37 <Volatile> k.
11:37 <scofflaw> programming is the best job in teh usa
11:37 <Volatile> heh
11:38 <Volatile> just turned over 20k lines of code!w
11:38 <Volatile> wep
11:38 <Volatile> wewp too
11:38 <scofflaw> nice
11:38 <scofflaw> of c?
11:38 <Volatile> mostly, yah
11:38 <Volatile> there
11:38 <Volatile> erf
11:38 <Volatile> there's some perl in there for crons, etc
11:38 <scofflaw> nice
11:38 <scofflaw> i wish i had it in me to be an elite coder
11:38 <scofflaw> :/
11:38 <scofflaw> i work want to work for hbgary federal
11:38 <scofflaw> or whatever the name was
11:39 <Volatile> nice thing too, when the package went into production
11:39 <Volatile> not a single bug was had.
11:39 <Volatile> ;P
11:39 <scofflaw> you must have an army of regression testers working for you!
11:39 <Volatile> i wish
11:39 <Volatile> just me!
11:39 <Volatile> :P
11:40 <Volatile> the first day, first box, pushed 10m requests
11:40 <Volatile> now it's doing that hourly
11:42 <scofflaw> word
11:42 <scofflaw> am i gonna get my penis enhancer
11:42 <Volatile> haha
11:42 <Volatile> it's not mailing
11:42 <Volatile> ;P
11:43 <scofflaw> is it controlling a botnet
11:43 <scofflaw> that's what i need
11:43 <scofflaw> f'realz
11:43 <Volatile> controlling a botnet is easy
11:43 <scofflaw> lets do it
11:43 <Volatile> MOAST DANGEROUS PERL SCRIPT IN THE WORLD
11:43 <S|DSTER> So I am leaving lotus notes administration.. whats something I can jump into quickly that is decent..
11:43 <S|DSTER> something with a future.
11:43 <S|DSTER> I droped 3.5k on vsphere training
11:43 <scofflaw> S|DSTER exchange
11:44 <scofflaw> you need to drop 3.5k lbs
11:44 <S|DSTER> lol
11:44 <S|DSTER> working on that as well.. I gained a shit load of weight when I injured my leg
11:44 <S|DSTER> Complete rupture of my achilies tendon
11:44 <scofflaw> runnin to the buffet?
11:44 <Volatile> hah
11:45 <Volatile> good market day
11:45 <S|DSTER> playing basketball
11:45 <Volatile> winrar!
11:45 <S|DSTER> but nice one..
11:45 <scofflaw> sorry
11:45 <scofflaw> i'm mean
11:46 <scofflaw> and am not exactly skinny myself
11:46 <scofflaw> :/
11:46 <Volatile> heh
11:46 <scofflaw> i blame restaurant week
11:46 <scofflaw> and the gf
11:46 <scofflaw> i been eating like a champ
11:46 <Volatile> every week is restaurant week
11:46 <scofflaw> yea
11:46 <S|DSTER> when you get married it gets harder to keep the weight off
11:46 <scofflaw> everytime we go out
11:46 <scofflaw> we hear happy bday's
11:46 <scofflaw> like 10x
11:46 <scofflaw> thats why i aint gettin married
11:46 <scofflaw> beside the fact a friend came over last night and said the same thing
11:46 <kawaiiblu> scofflaw: i blame the bf
11:46 <scofflaw> yea
11:46 <scofflaw> f him
11:47 <kawaiiblu> he loves buffalo wings and italian beegs
11:47 <kawaiiblu> beefs
11:48 <Volatile> italian dongs
11:48 <scofflaw> true
11:48 <Volatile> who doesn't like that food tho
11:48 <Volatile> heh
11:48 <Volatile> i prefer sammich
11:48 <S|DSTER> My thing is not really food.. but soda
11:48 <S|DSTER> I drink Pepsi like its water
11:49 <S|DSTER> give it up.. take the caffine withdraw.. few months later back on the soda kick
11:52 <@chrism> yep, once you quit having to put your ass on the dating market, the weight comes
11:52 <@chrism> like woah
11:52 <@chrism> lol
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11:53 <@chrism> <--perfect example
11:53 <@chrism> ugh
11:53 <IQuit040> hello
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11:54 <scofflaw> how fat you are now chris
11:54 <Volatile> he sits around the house?
11:54 <@chrism> fairly
11:54 <Volatile> heh
11:54 <@chrism> 230
11:54 <@chrism> I was about 195ish in chicago
11:54 <@chrism> 190 give or take
11:55 <@chrism> was like 180ish when I got back from the UK
11:55 <@chrism> and then good food and sitting on my ass, THWACK
11:55 <Volatile> wowz.. that is a big change
11:55 <@chrism> mmhmm
11:55 <@chrism> went from 7 or 8 months of shit food and insane amounts of steps in my daily commute to sitting at home trying to run a biz with a girl that's an amazing cook
11:55 <Volatile> ive got my winter vest on, but ive been running for a while now.. im good
11:56 <Volatile> hard to run during teh full-on winter
11:56 <@chrism> hah no doubt
11:56 <Volatile> getting to class is difficult too cuz of the roads
11:56 <@chrism> I used to run when I first got to chicago
11:56 <Volatile> so.. i basically stop fighting during the winter
11:56 <@chrism> that quit after like 3-4 months
11:56 <Volatile> stop running
11:56 <@chrism> heh
11:56 <Volatile> but my alchohol intake does not stop
11:56 <Volatile> ;P
11:57 <Volatile> i usually add on a good 10lbs over the winter
11:57 <@chrism> hah yeah that'll getcha
11:58 <Volatile> and it's easy to hide a lil bellyfat under a hoodie
11:58 <Volatile> heh
11:58 <Volatile> not so much on teh river
11:59 <Volatile> christ.. today is market nutty
11:59 <Volatile> avgs almost at 2%
11:59 <Volatile> much of my shit is up 3% or more
11:59 <Volatile> scofflaw's bosses can't be too unhappy
11:59 <Volatile> heh
12:00 <scofflaw> hah
12:00 <scofflaw> what's the VIX?
12:00 <scofflaw> VIX high
12:00 <scofflaw> we happy
12:00 <IQuit040> feels weird getting back to irc, had been using since i was 12 and stopped for over the last couple of years.... but now im 27 lol
12:00 <Volatile> -9%
12:00 <Volatile> haha
12:01 <scofflaw> dang
12:01 <scofflaw> there are other things to be concerned about
12:01 <scofflaw> i dunno
12:01 <scofflaw> my checks are still good
12:01 <Volatile> sure.
12:01 <scofflaw> and the office is still open
12:02 <Volatile> there's always things to be concerned about
12:02 <Volatile> ..but i'm doing well
12:02 <Volatile> i know a lot of people who went short yesterday
12:02 <scofflaw> i'm still long
12:02 <scofflaw> i can't trade without 5 day notice
12:02 <scofflaw> :/
12:02 <Volatile> some dude was trying to tell me AAPL is overbought
12:02 <Volatile> ...
12:02 <Volatile> lawl
12:02 <scofflaw> hah
12:02 <Volatile> sucks for you
12:02 <scofflaw> i just like to watch it and wish i would have bought
12:02 <Volatile> like the SEC would even do anything about it
12:03 <scofflaw> compliance here would
12:03 <Volatile> just saying
12:03 <Volatile> the SEC wouldnt
12:03 <sampson> http://kotaku.com/#!5775464/mortal-kombats-challenge-tower-turns-the-game-upside+down
12:05 <@chrism> hah some f those are kinda cool
12:11 <sampson> i hate when i plow through like 3000 things at once
12:11 <sampson> and then look up and have 90 tabs open
12:13 <sampson> ok much better
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12:55 <@chrism> command q ftw
12:59 <sampson> aw circlejerk doesn't count for karma
12:59 <n|cotine> -frontpage
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13:27 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/iXnD7.jpg
13:27 <@chrism> weird.
13:30 <Volatile> yep.
13:39 <m1k[3y]> hot
13:54 <kawaiiblu> http://i.imgur.com/ehEw8.jpg
13:54 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: got my shoes!!!
13:55 <kawaiiblu> and my sportband
13:56 <kawaiiblu> and socks and gloves :D
13:56 <kawaiiblu> so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:02 <scofflaw> he's a bish!
14:02 <sampson> did you get nike+
14:06 <@chrism> jesus i need to never mention politics around texans
14:06 <sampson> uh duh
14:06 <@chrism> man they're fucking out of touch with reality
14:06 <chrispi> oh god
14:06 <chrispi> yeah, that's just a given :(
14:09 <sampson> fuck everyone here thinks i'm obama #1 because i lived in chicago
14:09 <@chrism> I'll be so glad to gtfo of here
14:09 <@chrism> sampson: yeah and that's just as bad tbh
14:09 <scofflaw> whats wrong with them
14:10 <sampson> uh they want to make abortion doctors murderers here
14:10 <sampson> obv a lot
14:10 <kawaiiblu> sampson: yeah it's nike+
14:10 <sampson> when you know there's a budget problem and they can't keep the streets snow free and it has caused many deaths out here
14:11 <kawaiiblu> i got the wristband
14:11 <sampson> obv solution is to make bullshit bills
14:11 <sampson> nice kawaiiblu
14:11 <kawaiiblu> yeah i'm happy i won't have to strap my bulky iphone to my arm anymore
14:11 <kawaiiblu> i did that last summer
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14:12 <sampson> just stick it in your butt and/or clevage
14:12 <sampson> problem solved
14:12 <kawaiiblu> ewww
14:12 <sampson> oo pokemon black/white IS OUT
14:12 <kawaiiblu> girls sweat when they run too
14:13 <sampson> ya more lube
14:13 <sampson> think of it as a butt plug
14:16 <n|cotine> I have to wear sweatproof headphones when running
14:16 <n|cotine> I've shorted out 4 sets in the last 2 years
14:16 <@chrism> I <3 the ones with the rubberized or foam based earplugs
14:16 <@chrism> they work pretty awesome for that stuff
14:16 <sampson> i <3 sittin on my ass
14:16 <@chrism> the ones that are like foam you squish, put in your ear and then they expand are awesome
14:17 <@chrism> I used to <3 those when running or on the El because they blocked an insane amount of noise
14:17 <kawaiiblu> i can't wait to run after work!
14:17 <@chrism> where are ya going to go run?
14:17 <@chrism> Oh also what area do you guys live in?
14:17 <@chrism> like is there a name for it?
14:19 <Volatile> kawaiiblu, after you've run in those for like 300 miles, try some brooks running shoes
14:19 <Volatile> they're pricey, but you'll never put your foot in a nike again
14:19 <@chrism> I always <3'd NB
14:19 <@chrism> F nike/rebok
14:19 <kawaiiblu> nike isn't really cheap either lol
14:19 <Volatile> ive burned through about 10 pairs of running shoes in the last 2 years
14:19 <Volatile> brooks feels teh bestests
14:20 <@chrism> shit mal, talk to andy, i mean hell dude was a damned track star
14:20 <Volatile> and they have specialties for each type of running
14:20 <Volatile> right now im sporting their all-weather, cross-country supports
14:20 <Volatile> they're awesome
14:20 <Volatile> breathe well, don't let much moisture in
14:20 <Volatile> and they have good support if you aren't running on level ground
14:21 <@chrism> haha i've given up trying to discuss politics w/ these fuckers and gone to straight up trolling hard
14:21 <Volatile> who are you talking to?
14:21 <Volatile> reddit?
14:21 <Volatile> :P
14:21 <@chrism> xxxxxx: Look at all these Yankee states, they're rioting and obviously not happy, and there's nothing down here
14:21 <@chrism> me: I think they're rioting so they don't become like texas.
14:22 <@chrism> coworkers
14:22 <Volatile> hah
14:22 <kawaiiblu> chrism: i've been talkign to andy about it :) he got shoes last night
14:22 <@chrism> aah werd
14:22 <kawaiiblu> we went to dicks and i didn't see anything i wanted there
14:22 <@chrism> if I throw out numbers froms tudies and stuff they don't like they're like "BUT THOSE STUDIES WERE FLAWED..." "How?" "DEMOCRATS" "what?"
14:22 <@chrism> so yeah I've just taken to gettign them super worked up
14:22 <@chrism> lol
14:23 <Volatile> heh
14:23 <Volatile> i also have custom orthotics tho too
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14:24 <@chrism> I also love this one... " We don't need any damned income tax, gov't can stay out of my pockets, sure, raise the sales tax if you want BUT DOn'T DOUBLE DIP"
14:24 <@chrism> and i'm like "w-hat"
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14:29 <scofflaw> hah
14:29 <scofflaw> so y ou're moving?
14:29 <scofflaw> :P
14:29 <@chrism> work in progress
14:29 <scofflaw> dayum
14:30 <scofflaw> BACK TO DA CHI?!
14:30 <Volatile> done at cpanel?
14:30 <Volatile> woot
14:30 <@chrism> not yet
14:30 <@chrism> it'll be a few month thing
14:31 <@chrism> get shit straightened out, etc
14:31 <Volatile> seeing first signs that the sourdough starter is ... starting
14:31 <@chrism> nice!
14:31 <@chrism> not starting to turn green?
14:31 <@chrism> =P
14:31 <@chrism> I may make one when I move my alpha king clone over to secondary
14:31 <Volatile> i put it on top of a radiator on top of a blanket so the liquid wouldn't be too cold
14:31 <scofflaw> chrism you and vol can be roomies
14:31 <@chrism> i'll jack some of the yeast and mix it in the middle of the flour/water compound
14:31 <scofflaw> he's sposed to move into the city too
14:31 <Volatile> nah
14:31 <Volatile> don't add yeast at the beginning
14:31 <Volatile> the yeast will kill off the bacteria
14:31 <@chrism> yeah you hope to catch it
14:31 <Volatile> you need bacteria to take hold
14:31 <@chrism> aah
14:31 <Volatile> THEN yeast
14:31 <@chrism> gotcha
14:32 <Volatile> the yeast kills off bad bacteria.. keeps stuff that isnt harmful
14:32 <Volatile> which flavors
14:32 <Volatile> by pooping in your dough
14:32 <Volatile> ;P
14:32 <@chrism> they already poop in my beer
14:32 <@chrism> :shrug:
14:32 <@chrism> and i LOVE IT
14:32 <Volatile> POOP BEER
14:32 <Volatile> IS THE BEST BEER
14:32 <sampson> *sigh* still in memphis
14:32 <scofflaw> yeast is the best
14:32 <@chrism> EAT MALTOSE SHIT BEER
14:32 <scofflaw> between legs
14:32 <Volatile> some poor motherfucker told me he converted all his securities to cash early yesterday
14:32 <Volatile> hahaha
14:32 <Volatile> woops!
14:32 <scofflaw> idiot
14:33 <Volatile> he told me he has money managers
14:33 <Volatile> which i doubt
14:33 <scofflaw> mon and ko are my high performers today
14:33 <Volatile> geez
14:33 <Volatile> everything is up for me
14:33 <@chrism> Ya know, if I get really fucking good at beer, i'd be all about doing a brewpub
14:33 <Volatile> 3-9%
14:33 <scofflaw> i have T and PBR that are down
14:33 <scofflaw> everything else is up
14:33 <scofflaw> so, 5 of 7 are up
14:33 <Volatile> WFT is down for me
14:34 <Volatile> but i bought it when it dropped 16%
14:34 <scofflaw> PBR IS A COOLER TICKER THO
14:34 <scofflaw> now if it were WTF
14:34 <Volatile> and it immediatly went up 10%
14:34 <scofflaw> i would say nothing
14:34 <Volatile> then another 2% AH
14:34 <@chrism> I wonder what it takes to start a brewpub in chitown
14:34 <@chrism> probably have to fight for a liquor license
14:34 <@chrism> =(
14:34 <@chrism> which i think is a complete bitch
14:34 <chrispi> chrism: the liqour licenses are ridiculous
14:34 <Volatile> picked up some cheap calls too
14:34 <chrispi> and $$$$$$
14:34 <Volatile> they are now itm.
14:34 <Volatile> (lawl)
14:35 <@chrism> yeah I think Ian was running into that problem with his bar
14:35 <Volatile> AAPL +2% today
14:35 <Volatile> ffs.
14:35 <@chrism> I think it's easier to buy a bar w/ a liquor license than it is the liqour license itself
14:35 <scofflaw> chrism yes
14:35 <Volatile> chicago is out of liquor licenses
14:35 <Volatile> you hafta buy an existing one
14:36 <scofflaw> sux tho
14:36 <Volatile> i think having a full service restaurant is the only way to get a new one now
14:36 <scofflaw> i can't trade like that
14:36 <Volatile> scofflaw, ?
14:36 <scofflaw> i can only buy like, mutual funds on the fly
14:36 <Volatile> oh
14:36 <Volatile> yah
14:36 <@chrism> aaah
14:36 <Volatile> well
14:36 <@chrism> full service rest. == Brewpub!
14:36 <Volatile> you probably have easy trading
14:36 <@chrism> =)
14:36 <scofflaw> oh yea
14:36 <Volatile> you should trade in and out of US/EU
14:36 <scofflaw> buy and hold
14:36 <Volatile> and double up your earnings
14:36 <Volatile> haha
14:36 <scofflaw> haha
14:36 <Volatile> mutual funds
14:36 <scofflaw> doesn't get easier
14:36 <scofflaw> US/EU
14:36 <scofflaw> i dunno
14:36 <Volatile> you ever see people do that shit?
14:36 <scofflaw> i think EU is in big trouble
14:36 <Volatile> no
14:36 <Volatile> because of the delay on mutual fund payouts
14:36 <scofflaw> there may be no EU
14:37 <Volatile> if the US does well
14:37 <Volatile> you immediately sell your MF holdings, buy EU MF holdings
14:37 <Volatile> usually EU indexes do similar to US
14:37 <Volatile> if EU is up
14:37 <Volatile> move back to US the next day
14:37 <scofflaw> lets move to EU vol
14:37 <scofflaw> ddos errday
14:37 <Volatile> haha
14:37 <Volatile> extortion as a business plan!
14:37 <Volatile> i love it
14:37 <scofflaw> it's just so gangster
14:37 <scofflaw> thats why i love it
14:38 <scofflaw> i love gangster shit
14:38 <scofflaw> cuz gangsters are kewl
14:38 <Volatile> hope the market closes like this
14:38 <Volatile> haha
14:38 <Volatile> it will be the most cash ive ever made in a single day
14:38 <Volatile> paper anyway
14:38 <scofflaw> werd
14:38 <Volatile> what are your growth mutual fund holdings?
14:38 <scofflaw> if i don't make 1000USD in one day
14:38 <scofflaw> i'm unhappy
14:39 <scofflaw> well, i don't have many now
14:39 <scofflaw> lots of bonds
14:39 <scofflaw> VGPMX
14:39 <Volatile> bonds?
14:39 <scofflaw> PHO
14:39 <Volatile> wtf?
14:39 <Volatile> why the fuck are you in bonds?
14:39 <Volatile> you're too young for bonds.
14:39 <scofflaw> i was in them before the last crash
14:39 <scofflaw> didn't seem to be a bad place to keep em
14:39 <Volatile> i see
14:39 <scofflaw> considering i think another crash isn't far away
14:39 <Volatile> so you gave me all your cash
14:39 <Volatile> during the recovery
14:39 <Volatile> heh
14:39 <Volatile> thanks!
14:39 <scofflaw> shrug
14:39 <scofflaw> i have stocks too
14:40 <scofflaw> and more importantly
14:40 <scofflaw> cash
14:40 <Volatile> heh
14:40 <scofflaw> not some fictitious shit
14:40 <Volatile> another crash?
14:40 <scofflaw> unrealized gains
14:40 <scofflaw> yes
14:40 <scofflaw> another
14:40 <scofflaw> cycles will be shorter
14:40 <Volatile> *shrug* i sell positions pretty frequently
14:40 <scofflaw> between boom/bust
14:40 <scofflaw> i don't
14:40 <scofflaw> and can't
14:40 <scofflaw> so that's why i do what i do
14:40 <scofflaw> well
14:40 <scofflaw> not really
14:40 <scofflaw> but you know what i'ms aying
14:40 <Volatile> i generally dont keep anything above 25% gains
14:40 <Volatile> so i hafta keep buying more
14:40 <Volatile> so i can sell off the shit at 25%
14:40 <Volatile> etc
14:40 <scofflaw> i have TGLDX
14:41 <scofflaw> up over 50%
14:41 <Volatile> AAPL i have over 60%
14:41 <Volatile> that's about all ill keep
14:41 <Volatile> and i sold some up over 100%
14:41 <Volatile> no point in keeping that shit
14:41 <Volatile> i dont see a crash coming
14:41 <Volatile> ..but what do i know
14:41 <scofflaw> shrug
14:41 <scofflaw> you're a bull
14:41 <scofflaw> i'm a bear
14:41 <scofflaw> what else can i say?
14:41 <scofflaw> i read what i read
14:41 <Volatile> you short everyone?
14:41 <scofflaw> no
14:41 <@chrism> wait wait is bear slang for gay?
14:42 <Volatile> scoff, all market news is bearish
14:42 <Volatile> there isn't any bull news to read
14:42 <Volatile> ;P
14:42 <scofflaw> i don't doubt that
14:42 <scofflaw> and when there is
14:42 <scofflaw> my shit is still bears
14:42 <Volatile> when buffet comes out, and says "you guys are idiots"
14:42 <scofflaw> :P
14:42 <Volatile> "oil is fine. market is fine."
14:42 <scofflaw> fuck him
14:42 <Volatile> i hafta listen a little bit.
14:42 <Volatile> bears make pennies on millions.. they can afford to hope the market crashes
14:43 <scofflaw> look
14:43 <Volatile> so they constantly talk about every indicator that could cause something to fall
14:43 <Volatile> heh
14:43 <Volatile> that's how i see it anyway
14:43 <scofflaw> shrug
14:43 <scofflaw> whatever bro
14:43 <Volatile> i saw the last crash and got out
14:43 <Volatile> and got in at the bottom too
14:43 <Volatile> ;P
14:43 <scofflaw> i dont see naything to be bullish about in our economy
14:43 <scofflaw> good move
14:43 <scofflaw> you are awesome
14:43 <Volatile> really?
14:43 <scofflaw> you should manage moneys
14:43 <scofflaw> yea
14:43 <scofflaw> pmuch
14:44 <scofflaw> besides smoe individual shining stars, such as AAPL
14:44 <scofflaw> our economy fucking sux donkey dick
14:44 <Volatile> hmm
14:44 <scofflaw> as far as i'm concerned
14:44 <scofflaw> shrug
14:44 <Volatile> i dunno
14:44 <Volatile> and no, i shouldnt manage money
14:44 <Volatile> i dont have enough time to fully manage mine
14:44 <Volatile> i only have 1/3rd of my investments in stocks because i dont have time to manage all of my cash
14:45 <Volatile> the other 2/3rds are mutual funds
14:45 <Volatile> three portfolios are a bitch to maintain
14:45 <Volatile> when you have a job
14:45 <Volatile> ;P
14:45 <Volatile> two IRAs and a securities account
14:45 <Volatile> (no margin trading btw)
14:45 <scofflaw> i have 2 iras and 2 securities accounts
14:45 <scofflaw> well, 3, if you include global trading
14:45 <scofflaw> then 2 401ks
14:45 <scofflaw> cuz i dont rollover
14:45 <scofflaw> and bank of mattress
14:46 <Volatile> and you have the time to manage all of those?
14:46 <scofflaw> and bank of motherfuckers who owe me money!
14:46 <Volatile> geezuz
14:46 <scofflaw> hell no
14:46 <scofflaw> i'm buy and hold
14:46 <Volatile> i can barely keep up with my three
14:46 <scofflaw> whats to manage
14:46 <scofflaw> i'm not trying to sell any of them
14:46 <Volatile> oh
14:46 <Volatile> well
14:46 <Volatile> im in growth
14:46 <Volatile> gotta be able to move around, etc.
14:47 <scofflaw> i want reliable monthly income
14:47 <scofflaw> a lil early i guess
14:47 <scofflaw> :P
14:47 <Volatile> yah
14:47 <Volatile> maybe
14:47 <Volatile> ;P
14:47 <scofflaw> i'm more conservative i think is what it comes to
14:47 <scofflaw> but i have about same stocks/bonds/mutual funds
14:48 <scofflaw> then savings
14:48 <@chrism> you have 100 paris of shoes. You're not conservative
14:48 <scofflaw> and savings
14:48 <scofflaw> HEY!
14:48 <@chrism> =P
14:48 <scofflaw> it's not true
14:48 <scofflaw> i dont have that many more
14:48 <@chrism> woah
14:48 <@chrism> that actually makes me a bit sad
14:48 <@chrism> lol
14:48 <scofflaw> like 94
14:48 <@chrism> haha
14:48 <scofflaw> i'm just saying
14:48 <scofflaw> fiscally
14:48 <scofflaw> when it comes to investments
14:48 <scofflaw> i prefer to be conservative
14:49 <@chrism> fair nuff
14:49 <scofflaw> i still driving my 01 jeep
14:49 <scofflaw> :/
14:49 <@chrism> wait didn't you get a new one like 2-3 years ago?
14:49 <@chrism> the blue one?
14:50 <scofflaw> yea but that was an 01
14:50 <scofflaw> and i think it's more like 4-5
14:50 <@chrism> ooooh
14:50 <@chrism> damn
14:50 <@chrism> =(
14:50 <@chrism> time flies
14:50 <@chrism> heh
14:50 <scofflaw> yea
14:50 <@chrism> OH YEAH cause I remember going there from my old place
14:50 <scofflaw> when you're all grown up and shit
14:50 <scofflaw> with a kid
14:50 <scofflaw> and a wife
14:50 <@chrism> yeah pmuch
14:50 <scofflaw> 401k
14:50 <@chrism> 401k and stocks ain't no thing
14:50 <@chrism> let me find my financial advisors hldup they'r eon point with this shit
14:51 <scofflaw> hah
14:51 <scofflaw> riiiight
14:51 <@chrism> http://www.jasonrubacky.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/278.jpg
14:51 <Volatile> phone call
14:51 <@chrism> YOU GOT TO DIVERSIFY YO BONDS N SHIT
14:51 <scofflaw> hahaha
14:51 <scofflaw> my bonds are diversified
14:51 <Volatile> YOU GOTS TO DIVERSIFY YOUR PORTFOLIO NIGGA
14:51 <scofflaw> but primarily short term
14:51 <@chrism> hahah
14:51 <@chrism> <3 Wu-Tang Financial
14:51 <scofflaw> wu-tang is cool beans
14:52 <@chrism> Time for Enter the Wu-Tang
14:52 <@chrism> UP FROM THE THIRTY SIX CHAMBEEEEERS
14:52 <ragesong> wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck with
14:52 <scofflaw> hahaha
14:52 <scofflaw> hi ragesong
14:52 <ragesong> hola!
14:52 <scofflaw> i imagine chapelle sayin that shit
14:52 <@chrism> I miss the Chapelle show
14:52 <@chrism> =(
14:53 <ragesong> Scarlett digs James Brown
14:53 <@chrism> yay!
14:53 ..: somedude [funkme@2a02:780:d001::2] has quit [Quit: changing servers]
14:53 <@chrism> Yeah she likes older stuff
14:53 <@chrism> and pianos
14:53 <@chrism> hehe
14:53 <@chrism> not so much the wu tang
14:54 <sampson> woohoo
14:54 <sampson> after selling my 360 crap i should have the mbp paid off in 3 months
14:54 <sampson> hooray budgeting
14:56 <kawaiiblu> sampson: i sent you money
14:56 <ragesong> I like money
14:56 <scofflaw> i want a new mbp
14:56 <scofflaw> :(
14:57 <scofflaw> and 2 ipad2s
14:58 ..: somedude [~somedude@2a02:780:d001::2] has joined #chicago
14:58 <Volatile> blah
14:59 <Volatile> ipad3
14:59 <Volatile> waiting probably!
14:59 <scofflaw> sucker!
14:59 <Volatile> gunna buy my beastly new gaming rig
14:59 <scofflaw> srs?
14:59 <Volatile> then ill worry about an ipad
14:59 <Volatile> yah
14:59 <scofflaw> srs?
14:59 <Volatile> srs.
14:59 <scofflaw> werd
14:59 <scofflaw> i haven't played my xbox since i started my new job
14:59 <scofflaw> :(
15:02 <sampson> kawaiiblu: i saw
15:03 <sampson> i got dance central sitting on top of a huge ass box holding my 360
15:03 <sampson> taking it all to the post office at 4
15:03 <sampson> http://twitter.com/MosDef/status/42853290114953216#
15:03 <sampson> OSNP
15:04 <@chrism> OLD
15:05 <scofflaw> URsher
15:05 <scofflaw> not Usher
15:06 <@scrim> if he wants me to call him Ursher, he'll add a R to his name
15:06 <@scrim> until then him and the guy who helps you to your seat = the same
15:06 <scofflaw> you're white
15:06 <scofflaw> Usher works just fine
15:06 <ragesong> get up offa that thing and shake til you feel better!
15:07 <@scrim> white and from ohio, double square
15:08 <scofflaw> do you have a big nose
15:09 <Volatile> geezuz christ.. i've had so many ticket requests come in during the last 15 minutes, i havent done anything except reply to people and let them know there's a ticket in
15:09 <Volatile> heh
15:11 <scofflaw> tell them
15:11 <scofflaw> 'fook off'
15:11 <Volatile> today seems super long
15:11 <Volatile> feels like 4 right now :|
15:11 <scofflaw> when did you start
15:11 <scofflaw> we have a fire drill at 4
15:11 <scofflaw> and 420
15:12 <Volatile> heh
15:13 <@chrism> FOH TWEEZY
15:14 <scofflaw> i been working 7-5 most days
15:14 <@chrism> AM?
15:14 <scofflaw> as late as 7-7
15:14 <scofflaw> yea
15:14 <scofflaw> 7am in my desk
15:14 <@chrism> sucks =(
15:14 <scofflaw> yea
15:14 <scofflaw> sigh
15:14 <Volatile> heh
15:14 <Volatile> same
15:14 <scofflaw> but the check is nice
15:14 <Volatile> not till 7 tho
15:14 <scofflaw> benefits are great
15:14 <@chrism> fair nuff
15:14 <scofflaw> i dont have to stay til 7
15:14 <Volatile> i usually get to my desk around 7 or 7:30
15:14 <scofflaw> but there's been a lot of events lately, and i want to stick around and maybe pick up something
15:14 <Volatile> get my shit organized
15:14 <scofflaw> or provide morale sujpport
15:14 <scofflaw> cheer my teamp on
15:14 <scofflaw> tampon
15:15 <Volatile> shit, scoff
15:15 <Volatile> how many shares of KO you have?
15:15 <scofflaw> 100
15:15 <@chrism> what's KO?
15:15 <Volatile> oh
15:15 <Volatile> you said something like KO was your best perf today.. thought you had like thousands of shares
15:15 <scofflaw> naaah
15:15 <scofflaw> i wish
15:16 <scofflaw> hahaha
15:16 <scofflaw> %wise
15:16 <Volatile> chrism, coca cola
15:16 <scofflaw> it's MON
15:16 <@chrism> aah
15:16 <scofflaw> i don't own 1000s of anything but bonds
15:16 <Volatile> SMP for me
15:16 <@chrism> Hypthreading for me
15:16 <scofflaw> SMP seems gay
15:16 <Volatile> you also said something like if you didn't make 1k/day
15:16 <scofflaw> but nice
15:16 <Volatile> so i thought you were heavily invested
15:16 <scofflaw> i meant weed
15:17 <Volatile> ah
15:17 <Volatile> haha
15:17 <Volatile> i was like wtf
15:17 <scofflaw> haha
15:17 <Volatile> "KO isn't doing very well, he must have tons of shares"
15:17 <scofflaw> today it's up %2.1
15:17 <scofflaw> not bad
15:17 <Volatile> yah
15:17 <scofflaw> shrug
15:17 <Volatile> i mean
15:17 <Volatile> it's good
15:17 <scofflaw> i try not to pay attention to them
15:17 <scofflaw> the stocks
15:17 <Volatile> ..but it's nothing like the market as a whole
15:17 <scofflaw> if i go to BID 0
15:17 <scofflaw> sucks
15:17 <scofflaw> but i will live
15:18 <Volatile> the indexes are almost up as much as KO
15:18 <scofflaw> dow is up 1.69%
15:18 <Volatile> 1.7 bro
15:18 <Volatile> get your realtime on
15:18 <Volatile> ;P
15:18 <scofflaw> sorry meng
15:18 <scofflaw> i dont care enough
15:18 <Volatile> hah
15:18 <Volatile> just giving you a hard time
15:18 <Volatile> ;P
15:18 <scofflaw> i know men
15:18 <scofflaw> g
15:18 <scofflaw> :(
15:18 <Volatile> i'm not your mung, guy
15:19 <scofflaw> man
15:19 <scofflaw> 1000s of KO would be sweet
15:19 <Volatile> heh
15:19 <scofflaw> i should be selling covered calls
15:19 <scofflaw> or something
15:19 <Volatile> check out brk-a KO holdings
15:19 <scofflaw> hah
15:19 <Volatile> haha
15:19 <Volatile> shit man
15:19 <scofflaw> yea no doubt
15:19 <scofflaw> he's #1 i think
15:19 <Volatile> you should always be selling options on your shit
15:19 <scofflaw> i know, i know
15:19 <sampson> SAM
15:19 <sampson> you're my only hope
15:19 <sampson> Sam Bowling 2:19
15:19 <sampson> welp you're fucked
15:20 <Volatile> ?
15:20 <sampson> idk
15:20 <sampson> just long day
15:20 <sampson> losing mind
15:21 <scofflaw> Volatile
15:21 <scofflaw> i guess our retail trading arm
15:21 <scofflaw> we have apis
15:21 <scofflaw> i hear a lot about traders and scripts
15:21 <scofflaw> sounds fun meng
15:21 <scofflaw> vb scro[ts
15:22 <scofflaw> scripts
15:22 <Volatile> yah
15:22 <Volatile> i've looked at IB for that
15:22 <Volatile> you can get an IB API account with decent trade charging
15:22 <Volatile> ..without getting certified
15:22 <Volatile> not sure if that's the best thing in the world tho
15:22 <Volatile> haha
15:23 <Volatile> i'd love to have a job building the backend to the API.. or interfacing with it.. but i wouldn't want my money trading with it
15:23 <Volatile> i think i quite enjoy that my broker is in the way, checking that i dont do something stupid
15:23 <Volatile> my broker is also always trying to sell me a margin account
15:23 <Volatile> which kinda annoys me
15:24 <scofflaw> yea
15:24 <scofflaw> true
15:24 <Volatile> "you're now allowed to trade options.. i'm also enabling margin trading on your securities account -- i see that it's not enabled"
15:24 <Volatile> "nah, dont want to trade on a margin. thanks"
15:24 <Volatile> "okay, sir, well, do you have any questions?"
15:24 <Volatile> "nope."
15:24 <Volatile> "okay, well, im enabling a margin now, thanks for calling etrade"
15:24 <Volatile> "uh.. no.. thanks"
15:25 <scofflaw> hah
15:25 <Volatile> srsly
15:25 <Volatile> they must get paid a commission for getting margins enabled
15:25 <Volatile> i almost wanted to get his badge # and ask for a manager
15:28 <sampson> do it
15:29 <scofflaw> just close it
15:29 <scofflaw> buy guns
15:29 <scofflaw> the end is near
15:30 <scofflaw> Spider infestation leads to recall of 65000 Mazdas
15:30 <Volatile> haha
15:45 <Volatile> man
15:45 <Volatile> conference call with big company in 15 minutes
15:45 <Volatile> heh
15:45 <scofflaw> smoke weed
15:46 <Volatile> not nervous.. just like.. awesome
15:46 <Volatile> ;P
15:46 <Volatile> they want some silly software put together
15:46 <scofflaw> smoke weed anyway
15:46 <kawaiiblu> lol
15:46 <m1k[3y]> sm0k3cR@cK4evA
15:46 <Volatile> frankly, i'd think such a large company would have someone in-house who could do it
15:46 <Volatile> ..but whatever.
15:46 <Volatile> m1k[3y], how'd you get my password?
15:47 <m1k[3y]> i haX0red your jam
15:47 <Volatile> :(((
15:47 <Volatile> my friends and i have gotten in the bad habit of referring to girls (and their vaginas) as "jam jars"
15:48 <Volatile> true story.
15:48 <Volatile> fml.
15:48 <m1k[3y]> hahhha
15:48 <m1k[3y]> wtf
15:48 <m1k[3y]> where do you live again?
15:48 <Volatile> haha
15:48 <Volatile> few hrs outside chi
15:48 <m1k[3y]> ah
15:48 <scofflaw> IN IOWA
15:48 <Volatile> negative.
15:48 <Volatile> still IL
15:48 <m1k[3y]> what town?
15:48 <Volatile> im IL'n
15:49 <scofflaw> you like 1/2 and 1/2
15:49 <sampson> free cat
15:51 <Volatile> holy hell
15:51 <Volatile> the market just keeps climbing
15:51 <Volatile> it should be selling off!
15:53 <Volatile> i bet it sells heavy in AH
15:54 <Volatile> SAN FRANCISCO (Dow Jones)--Shares of Motorola Mobility (MMI) slumped Thursday
15:54 <Volatile> as Apple Inc.'s (AAPL) new iPad won rave reviews.
15:54 <Volatile> Motorola Mobility shares were recently down 5.2% at $26.90.
15:54 <Volatile> Cowen and Company downgraded the stock to neutral from outperform, a day
15:54 <Volatile> after Apple took the wraps of the iPad 2. Apple shares were up nearly 2%.
15:54 <Volatile> hahah
15:54 <Volatile> sucks to be in AAPL's fanboy-based shadow
15:54 <Volatile> le-sigh
15:54 <Volatile> conf.
15:55 <Volatile> i might buy an iPad instead of iPad2
15:55 <Volatile> in case you wondered.
15:55 <Volatile> ;P
15:58 <scofflaw> whaaat
15:58 <scofflaw> you trippin
16:00 <Volatile> what do i care for extra graphic power
16:00 <Volatile> i just want a couch surfar.
16:00 <Volatile> ipad is $100 cheaper now
16:00 <Volatile> and i bet ill want an ipad3
16:01 <Volatile> better screen res expected, etc
16:02 <Volatile> http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/5167864911_df9d01afc3_b.jpg
16:02 <scofflaw> lighter
16:02 <scofflaw> thinner
16:02 <scofflaw> and we can facetime
16:02 <scofflaw> on the couch together
16:02 <scofflaw> where is chrism
16:02 <@chrism> w-hat.
16:03 <scofflaw> oh
16:03 <@chrism> what's the price on an ipad2?
16:03 <scofflaw> same as ipad
16:03 <@chrism> er shit i meant anipad
16:03 <@chrism> once the ipad2 comes out
16:04 <scofflaw> cheap enough for scarlett to have 2
16:07 <Volatile> ipad1 is $399 now
16:07 <Volatile> ipad2 is $499
16:07 <Volatile> base models
16:07 <scofflaw> i wish the 3g versions had service like kindle
16:07 <scofflaw> where i dont have to pay signup
16:08 <Volatile> clone someone elses sim
16:08 <Volatile> done.
16:08 <Volatile> ;P
16:30 <@chrism> i have now resorted to pasting lolcats in response to discussions of politics with texans
16:30 <@chrism> done/done
16:30 <@chrism> that's my new "i like cake"
16:30 <@chrism> lol
16:32 <@scrim> ahah
16:33 <@chrism> we got to talking about the women the GOP are putting up for the presidential run
16:33 <@chrism> and they're like "That Christine Bachmann woman is on it!"
16:33 <@chrism> so I paste a few choice quotes about how "Removing minimum wage would fix our job problem!"
16:33 <@chrism> and tehy're like "Yeah, she's right, what's your problem with that?"
16:33 <@chrism> and i'm like 'BUHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
16:33 <@chrism> "Here is a picture of a cat with a pancake on it's head"
16:33 <@scrim> piss them off
16:34 <@chrism> oh i did for awhile
16:34 <@chrism> like def had 2 of 'em ragin
16:34 <@scrim> counter with "granting migrant workers legal status would fix our job problem" :)
16:34 <@chrism> but then after awhile it's like not fun
16:35 <@scrim> btw 7.25 (the minimum wage) is 15k a year
16:35 <@scrim> the poverty line is 10k
16:35 <@scrim> which they define as like "the amount it costs you to eat for the year"
16:36 <@scrim> not real sure what kind of country we'd have with a whole bunch of new jobs BELOW minimum wage
16:36 <@scrim> anyway
16:36 <kawaiiblu> wow really?
16:36 <kawaiiblu> 10k is... yikes
16:37 <@chrism> scrim: you're using numbers
16:37 <@chrism> they don't like that thar yankee shit
16:37 <@scrim> oh
16:37 <@scrim> this is why i don't start those conversations
16:37 <@chrism> in fact everytime i'd try to use numbers or facts, their main thing is to go "Those 'facts' of yours look suspect"
16:37 <@scrim> you might as well argue about religion
16:38 <@chrism> oh no shit
16:38 <@chrism> with devout catholics
16:38 <@chrism> lol
16:38 <@scrim> they don't have a postition, they have a BELIEF
16:38 <@chrism> but here it's all anti-intellectual shit
16:38 <@scrim> and you can't argue against a belief
16:38 <@chrism> which is crazy given i work at a tech company
16:38 <@scrim> they will just THAT'S NOT TRUE until you go away
16:38 <@chrism> i mean these fuckers sound like a fox news dude
16:39 <@scrim> chrism - respond with like "until you can disprove them, you are wrong by default, and wrong people smell bad"
16:39 <@scrim> ahah
16:39 <@scrim> wait is this at work?
16:39 <@scrim> don't start these fights at work :)
16:39 <@chrism> yeah, non work sanctioned IRC channel
16:39 <@scrim> eheh
16:39 <@chrism> i'm about to just split it
16:39 <@chrism> cause this shit is just like BUHHHH
16:39 <@chrism> and serves no damned purpose
16:43 <ragesong> lol
16:43 <@chrism> ya know, in Chicago, we had a friend that'd troll folks like woah
16:43 <@chrism> and the general response he got was "Ya know, come here, sit down, let's talk, i'm interested"
16:44 <@chrism> here it's like "YER WRONG GET OUTTA MUH STATE"
16:44 <ragesong> "K!"
16:44 <ragesong> you can have this pos state.
16:44 <@chrism> haha
16:44 <@chrism> pmuch
16:44 <ragesong> ducky's napping!
16:44 <@chrism> yay
16:44 <@chrism> the time is close to gather my girlies and gtfo of here
16:45 <Volatile> wow
16:45 <Volatile> these guys are /pissed/
16:45 <Volatile> haha
16:45 <Volatile> they're on the verge of yelling at their support guys
16:45 <Volatile> im just sitting here on mute
16:45 <Volatile> ;P
16:55 <@scrim> over what?
16:55 <@chrism> dix
16:55 <Volatile> wowz.
16:55 <Volatile> this is shitty
16:55 <Volatile> geezuz.
16:55 <Volatile> that was painful to be a part of
16:55 <Volatile> i felt like i was on their tech team, getting yelled at
16:55 <Volatile> haha
16:55 <@scrim> heh
16:56 <Volatile> and i have a feeling that some of the execs on the call didn't realize i wasn't currently a contractor
16:56 <Volatile> heh
16:57 <sampson> owned
16:57 <Volatile> no one yelled at me or anything
16:57 <Volatile> ..but they were definitely pissed about the state of things
16:57 <sampson> yeah i've been on those before
16:57 <sampson> someone called in for support, conferenced with their developers
16:57 <sampson> they had a slap fight over the phone
16:57 <sampson> i was like so....
16:57 <Volatile> hah
16:58 <sampson> mr ceo: this is not how you should run your business!
17:00 <Volatile> heh
17:09 <sampson> kawaiiblu: goin to ship your game now!!!
17:12 <ragesong> DAMNIT PANTERA, I told you to get out there and mow the lawn!~
17:13 <ragesong> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpHq9Jvw4E
17:15 <ragesong> Is daddy's little girl upset?
17:17 <@chrism> lawl
17:17 <@chrism> i listened to a lot of pantera yesterday
17:19 <jeffm> heh
17:20 <kawaiiblu> sampson: sweet!
17:47 <Volatile> hmm
17:47 <Volatile> dum deh dum
17:49 <Volatile> SAN FRANCISCO (Dow Jones)--Don't feel cheated if you bought an iPad just
17:49 <Volatile> before Apple Inc. (AAPL) dropped the price by $100 on Wednesday. The consumer
17:49 <Volatile> electronics giant's policy entitles you to the same discount.
17:50 <Volatile> AAPL so nice
17:50 <Volatile> (Dow Jones) BGR blog says Research In Motion (RIMM) plans to make its
17:50 <Volatile> BlackBerry Messenger application available on smartphones that run Google's
17:50 <Volatile> (GOOG) Android operating system and Apple's (AAPL) iOS, which powers iPhone.
17:50 <sampson> ps kawaiiblu next time be sure to include a shipping address ;)
17:50 <sampson> andy helped me out tho
17:51 <@chrism> people still use the bberry messenger?
17:51 <Volatile> srs.
17:51 <sampson> fuck if i know
17:51 <@chrism> that's funny, that really shows that rimm is hurting
17:51 <Volatile> yah
17:51 <Volatile> i was just thinking, they're undercutting themselves
17:52 <Volatile> they just removed part of their lock-in
17:52 <sampson> Departed FedEx location
17:52 <Volatile> ...
17:52 <sampson> MEMPHIS, TN
17:52 <sampson> COME
17:52 <sampson> TO
17:52 <sampson> DADDY
17:52 <Volatile> hah
17:53 <@chrism> imma steal your mbp
17:53 <@chrism> whatcha gonna do about that
17:53 <@chrism> fucking intercept mission planned
17:53 <sampson> file a claim
17:53 <sampson> john thune just lost my vote
17:53 <sampson> http://pastebin.com/JW6pLC21
17:54 <sampson> here's an idea: kill cspan and keep pbs
17:54 <sampson> who the fuck watches cspan
17:55 <@scrim> i think cspan is legally required
17:55 <@scrim> making congress available to the public
17:56 <sampson> yeah well stream it over a webcam
17:56 <sampson> and give me my god damn pbs
17:56 <@scrim> it's stupid
17:57 <@scrim> we're talking about 50mil
17:57 <@scrim> that won't fix the fucking budget
17:57 <@chrism> no but it'll help make people dumber
17:58 <@scrim> yeah then they will vote republican :)
17:58 <@chrism> YOO JUST WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND YANKEE
17:59 <@scrim> true
17:59 <@scrim> I had to rescue becky from texas
18:00 <@scrim> i did my good deed for that state
18:00 <@chrism> lol
18:02 <sampson> what i find funniest about that entire email
18:02 <sampson> oncerns have been raised about taxpayer dollars going to National Public Radio after recent administrative action to fire one of its reporters for comments made on another broadcast network.
18:02 <sampson> ("democrat" goes to fox news and makes a racist comment about muslims on airplanes and he's black
18:02 <sampson> said black guy gets fired from npr
18:02 <sampson> said black guys gets swooped up by fox news
18:09 <@chrism> hahah fuck people with fisheye lenses
18:09 <@chrism> http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/apa/2244703162.html
18:09 <@chrism> i mean seriously
18:09 <@chrism> THE HOUSE IS A CIRCLE
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18:10 ..: Topic for #chicago: Get your snack on...
18:10 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Tue Mar 1 11:33:17 2011]
18:10 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
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18:17 <kt> DV
18:18 <Volatile> looks like a reasonable apartment tho
18:18 <Volatile> good centralish locale too
18:18 <@chrism> http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/apa/2244470461.html
18:18 <@chrism> that looks cool
18:18 <@chrism> other than being in fucking gary
18:18 <@chrism> lol
18:19 <sampson> http://pastebin.com/rAn0iVhc my reply to mr thune
18:20 <Volatile> gary indiana?
18:20 <Volatile> wow.
18:20 <Volatile> don't even wanna drive by that area.
18:20 <@chrism> haha no shit
18:20 <Volatile> wouldn't drive into it
18:20 <Volatile> certianly wouldn't live in it
18:21 <Volatile> awesome looking place tho
18:21 <Volatile> heh
18:21 <@chrism> and cheap
18:21 <@chrism> lol
18:21 <@chrism> but yeah it'd be a PITA to get into the city
18:21 <Volatile> yah
18:21 <Volatile> fuck that.
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18:30 <@chrism> pmuch
18:32 <Volatile> chrism
18:33 <Volatile> i had heard before that using unfiltered tap water can make a starter have a hard time taking off.. i think that's definitely the case.. i never had a chance to use filtered water until this time... the starter is really taking off fast
18:33 <Volatile> ..only been like 1.5 days
18:33 <Volatile> ive also got it sitting on a warm radiator, which cant be hurting
18:41 <@chrism> the problem with unfiltered tapwater is there's all sorts of buggies in there that'd love to feast on the food you give them
18:43 <@chrism> typically in brewing there's a 20 minute boil of any tapwater used prior to mixing with the wort
19:01 <sampson> migrating backup servers is so fucking annoying
19:02 <sampson> especially when it's all internal servers you're migrating so you gotta be EXTRAFUCKINGCAREFUL
19:04 <@chrism> yeah fuck those customer backups
19:04 <@chrism> i just rm -rf that shit and repoint the mount
19:04 <@chrism> DONE
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19:22 <sampson> wtf
19:22 <sampson> so estimated delivery is march 8th
19:22 <sampson> yet Mar 3, 2011 6:05 PM
19:22 <sampson> At dest sort facility
19:22 <sampson> SIOUX FALLS, SD
19:23 <sampson> :confused:
19:23 <sampson> well here's hoping i get it tomorrow!
20:16 <@chrism> you might be able to call and have them hold it
20:17 <@chrism> damnit close to the end of my 3 floyds
20:17 <@chrism> =(
20:17 <@chrism> I may try cracking open one of those GBH clones and seeing what's up
20:17 <@chrism> i'm really really curious
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21:43 <Randy> i seem to be obsessed with cash cab chicago tonight
21:43 <Randy> i've watched five eps in a row
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22:54 <ian-_> hah, so that show is out now?
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23:47 <kubi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88&feature=player_embedded#at=33

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