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#Chicago on Friday, March 4, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/sex-tomorrow.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Vv2vY.gif
http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/04/575lb-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-at-29.php
http://gallery.thatvideogameblog.com/unreal-engine-next-gen/set-01/unreal-next-gen-vision_10.jpg.html
http://gallery.thatvideogameblog.com/unreal-engine-next-gen/set-01/unreal-next-gen-vision_03.jpg.html
http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/geneva-motor-show-2011-03-02?imageNo=12
http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/fwnh3/for_every_upvote_this_receives_i_will_pet_my_cat/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZo7pLnL7c
http://i.imgur.com/seXGP.jpg
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f12/extract-peanut-butter-stout-229770/
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1146/37266
http://www.homebrewchef.com/120minuteIPArecipe.html
http://www.ravestats.com/public/fen/caldari-drake-2.jpg
http://www.elfwood.com/art/d/s/dschumacher/firedrake3b.jpg
http://www.dailymile.com/people/AndyP10
http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg
http://www.rei.com/product/798242
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=51DKM93M
http://nymag.com/health/features/46213/
http://www.usps.com/send/waystosendmail/extraservices/collectondeliveryservice.htm


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01:11 ..: Topic for #chicago: Get your snack on...
01:11 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Tue Mar 1 11:33:17 2011]
01:11 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
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01:57 <mi|kman> oh shit, there's a cash cab chicago?
01:57 <Randy> yah
01:57 <Randy> on discovery
01:57 <Randy> it's good
01:58 <mi|kman> oh hell yes
01:59 <Randy> one of the eps they dropped ppl off in front of the place i used to live in on armitage
01:59 <Randy> took me back
01:59 <mi|kman> that's awesome :)
02:00 <mi|kman> trying to find a torrent now
02:00 <Randy> stupid shows like that make me miss chicaog
02:00 <mi|kman> yeah i hear ya man
02:01 <Randy> it's been 11 years now since i moved
02:01 <Randy> time flies.
02:01 <mi|kman> i've been in tx for about a year and a half
02:01 <mi|kman> and i miss it a lot sometimes
02:01 <Randy> well, i'd miss it too if i was in texass :P
02:01 <Randy> where in tx
02:01 <mi|kman> houston
02:01 <Randy> yuck
02:01 <mi|kman> not too far from chrism
02:01 <Randy> i've never heard good things about houston
02:02 <mi|kman> i don't really mind it
02:02 <Randy> the 99% humidity in 110F weather doesn't bug u?
02:02 <mi|kman> at the time, i did want to move away from chicago
02:02 <mi|kman> needed a change of scenery
02:02 <Randy> yah
02:02 <Randy> when i changed scenery, i did it to san diego
02:02 <Randy> must better temps.
02:02 <mi|kman> ya know i really don't mind the weather
02:02 <mi|kman> it's been in the 70's all week
02:03 <mi|kman> when it gets crazy hot, i'm usually at my pool
02:03 <Randy> well this is the time of year that houston's nice
02:03 <mi|kman> or if i want to be, i can be inside in the a/c
02:04 <Randy> plus you're in texas
02:05 <Randy> ew
02:05 <Randy> :p
02:05 <mi|kman> heh
02:05 <Randy> did u buy a cowboy hat?
02:05 <mi|kman> i didn't buy one, but i got one as a present lol
02:05 <mi|kman> a really nice one, too
02:06 <Randy> haha
02:06 <Randy> i heard houston's really not all that "texan"
02:07 <mi|kman> I thought everyone here was going to have an accent and a cowboy hat
02:07 <mi|kman> oh, and a gun
02:07 <mi|kman> turns out they just have guns
02:07 <Randy> no, that's sarlo's neighborhood
02:07 <mi|kman> is he still in chicago?
02:07 <Randy> he was on irc last night
02:07 <Randy> first time ina ges
02:07 <Randy> he's in SF right now
02:07 <Randy> on bidnezz
02:08 <mi|kman> yeah i remember seeing him in here only a few times
02:08 <Randy> i miss sarlow
02:08 <Randy> he's entertaining
02:09 <mi|kman> never knew him, heh
02:12 <Randy> newbie.
02:12 <mi|kman> p much
02:12 <Randy> this channel was so different in the 90s ;P
02:12 <mi|kman> yeah i only joined a few years ago
02:13 <mi|kman> some dude called phobosd tried to lure me in here with booze and drugs
02:13 <mi|kman> that was a lie.
02:13 <Randy> haha
02:13 <Randy> surely not for the women tho
02:14 <mi|kman> i would never login to IRC looking for women
02:14 <mi|kman> i wouldn't set myself up for such disappointment
02:14 <Randy> good thing i'm gay
02:14 <Randy> i'd never get laid if i was str8 here
02:15 <Randy> hah
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02:16 <mi|kman> i just assume that any girls are 400+ lbs, and any girl who claims to be otherwise, is 400+ lbs, but also a dude.
02:17 <mi|kman> i just know not to look to IRC for girls, pmuch
02:17 <Randy> i don't think kt's a pound over 350
02:17 <mi|kman> that would lead to my second deal breaker
02:17 <mi|kman> kids
02:17 <mi|kman> not that I don't like them
02:18 <mi|kman> i just want kids of my own some day
02:18 <mi|kman> heh
02:18 <mi|kman> well, maybe
02:18 <mi|kman> i'd probably be OK with not having them
02:18 <mi|kman> but I'm not really looking to adopt someone else's :)
02:19 <Randy> see you should be gay
02:19 <Randy> it's easier
02:19 <Randy> no kids
02:19 <Randy> no fat chicks
02:19 <mi|kman> lol
02:19 <Randy> yah, me too :(
02:19 <mi|kman> that might be the best argument i've heard
02:19 <mi|kman> but, sadly for me, i like chicks
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02:23 <Randy> i like chicks too
02:23 <Randy> i just don't wanna bang them
02:23 <Randy> speaking of who i wanna bang, where is mattman
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02:24 <mi|kman> lol
02:24 <mi|kman> schleeping, methinks
02:25 <mi|kman> dreaming of you, no doubt
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02:31 <Randy> doubtful :P
02:47 <mi|kman> yeah you're probably right
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07:49 <sampson> *refresh* still at sorting facility :(
07:49 <sampson> *refresh* still at sorting facility :(
07:49 <sampson> *refresh* still at sorting facility :(
07:52 <sampson> http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/sex-tomorrow.jpg
08:36 <scofflaw> turn on the lights in here, baby
08:59 <scofflaw> you guys need to get to work earlier!
09:01 <@scrim> i like the lights off
09:02 <@scrim> whoever comes in at 830-900 turns them on
09:02 <scofflaw> its funny, when they turn the lights on here in the morn there's usually a collective groan
09:04 <@scrim> heh there would be except no one is here but me :)
09:05 <Volatile> hio
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09:22 <Volatile> sam
09:22 <Volatile> shippers don't get you packages early
09:22 <Volatile> they delay them if they move too fast
09:22 <Volatile> ;P
09:23 <Volatile> there's a package im waiting on that's not going to deliver for 3 more business days, and it's in a delivery facility 80 miles from me
09:23 <tronyx_> morning
09:23 <Volatile> ohi
09:26 <@scrim> yes
09:26 <@scrim> UPS used to deliver things like, however they could but no more than what ever time they said
09:26 <@scrim> they apparently figured out that cut capacity and or demand for more profitable services
09:27 <@scrim> so now it comes in exactly as many days as they say
09:27 <Volatile> yah
09:27 <Volatile> they want you to pay for better service
09:27 <Volatile> ..so even if it shipped from next door
09:27 <Volatile> and you paid for 2 day
09:27 <Volatile> or 3 day
09:27 <Volatile> it will take that long
09:27 <Volatile> ;P
09:29 <Volatile> 09:28:42 up 1632 days, 15:55, 1 user, load average: 0.57, 0.92, 0.81
09:29 <Volatile> loo
09:38 <sampson> so this client appears to have bent space and time
09:38 <sampson> he claims that a file magically reverted
09:39 <sampson> last modify time was feb 1st on the file and i'm like duder - it hasn't changed since then it would've shown
09:39 <sampson> and he was like ON THE 24TH IT WAS FUCKING UPDATED I SWEAR
09:39 <sampson> so i show him a stat on an old file, touch it and show the stat again
09:39 <sampson> and he's like FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
09:39 <sampson> THE CLUSTER IS WRONG
09:39 <sampson> (this server only sends files out it doesn't get data from anywhere other than what the clietn uploads)
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09:41 <tronyx_> sampson: i do not miss shit like that
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09:43 <sampson> i love it
09:43 <sampson> now migrating internal backup servers
09:43 <sampson> no me gusta
09:54 <Volatile> maybe he used touch to change file timestamps
09:54 <Volatile> !
09:54 <Volatile> i do that shit on every box i fuck up
09:54 <Volatile> so no one knows i was thurr
09:54 <Volatile> !
09:55 <Volatile> find / -exec touch -d "last year" {} \;
09:56 <sampson> haha
09:56 <sampson> one of his developers is a moron
09:56 <sampson> i facepalm every time he bothers me
09:56 <Volatile> heh
09:58 <sampson> *refresh* still not out for delivery
09:58 <sampson> CRAP
09:58 <sampson> it's at least at the local facility
09:58 <sampson> if it isn't out for delivery by noon i'm callin the fuckers
09:58 <sampson> GIMME MY MBP
09:59 <sampson> actually i'll probably have a stroke while calling them and all i will be able to say is macbook pro
10:07 <sampson> On FedEx vehicle for delivery
10:07 <sampson> !!!!!!
10:07 <Volatile> heh
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10:15 <tronyx> two minutes
10:15 <tronyx> TO MIDDDDDDDDDDNIGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT
10:17 <sampson> uh sir it is 9:16 am
10:17 <sampson> might want to check your steam punk watch it might be out of steam
10:25 <tronyx> so what's fun and exciting these days?
10:25 <tronyx> oh, crysis 2 demo sucks fucking ass
10:28 <tronyx> you fucking cry baby console FPS people are ruining pc gaming
10:28 <tronyx> soon i will be forced to buy an xbox or ps3 and slum it up with your aim assist and sluggish controls
10:36 <sampson> i just sold my 360
10:46 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/Vv2vY.gif
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10:51 <tronyx> i can't get over how bad crysis 2 is
10:51 <sampson> the first one was pretty awful to begin with
10:52 <sampson> aside from being pretty that shit sucks cockballs
10:52 <scofflaw> i love cockballs
10:52 <sampson> you would
10:52 <scofflaw> no you
10:52 <sampson> i do
10:53 <scofflaw> no doubt
10:53 <scofflaw> i prefer the vertical smile
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10:56 <tronyx> anyone playing rift?
10:58 <Volatile> tronyx, yep
10:58 <Volatile> tronyx, crysis 2 is bad.
10:59 <Volatile> not that crysis 1 was any good either
10:59 <scofflaw> they sux
11:00 <tronyx> want BFBC3 so bad
11:00 <tronyx> and brink looks nifty
11:00 <scofflaw> yes
11:00 <Volatile> still cant decide between Rampage 3 MOBO, or P8P67 Deluxe
11:00 <scofflaw> agreedf about bFBC3
11:00 <scofflaw> except, i prob wont have time to play
11:00 <scofflaw> :/
11:00 <@chrism> tronyx: you're a burbs boy, right?
11:00 <scofflaw> Volatile get both
11:00 <scofflaw> xconnect them
11:00 <Volatile> loo
11:01 <tronyx> no i live in the city chrism
11:01 <tronyx> office is in the burps
11:01 <tronyx> why do you ask
11:02 <@chrism> aaah nvrmnd
11:02 <@chrism> checking out places n stuff
11:03 <tronyx> you moving back?
11:03 <@chrism> That's the plan
11:03 <@chrism> we're pmuch tired as shit of texas
11:03 <Volatile> loo
11:03 <Volatile> texas is fail.
11:04 <@chrism> ya know, it's just... weird
11:04 <Volatile> only people who don't understand that, are texans
11:04 <@chrism> where you have people that are def. smart, and their answer to things like "Fixing our debt" is to "deal with them brown people"
11:04 <@chrism> fuck this place on so many levels
11:04 <tronyx> you keeping the same job and working remote or what
11:05 <@chrism> nah getting out
11:05 <@chrism> i can't do what i do remotely, they're touchy as shit with source access
11:05 <Volatile> where you gunna werk?
11:05 <@chrism> I haven't figured that part out yet =P
11:06 <tronyx> sadness
11:06 <tronyx> but i understand completely
11:06 <@chrism> yeah like, I don't regret coming down here
11:06 <tronyx> when i lived in charlotte, i was like, fuck this city fuck this state and fuck these people
11:06 <@chrism> but I did kinda fuck my resume by doing it
11:06 <@chrism> haha yeah i can imagine
11:07 <@chrism> that's my biggest regret
11:07 <@chrism> i've got a baller fucking resume, until this
11:07 <@chrism> so I have to explain this from here on out =\
11:07 <@chrism> heh
11:08 <tronyx> how long were you there?
11:09 <kawaiiblu> hi!
11:09 <@chrism> Moved up in Sept of the year before last
11:09 <@chrism> so almost 2 years now
11:09 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: Mornin!
11:10 <@chrism> yeah the job I was hired, and came down here for, is not the job I ended up doing
11:10 <@chrism> but whatever I've gotten good pay the entire time
11:10 <@chrism> like I think I make more than either manager i've had
11:10 <@chrism> heh
11:10 <@chrism> and they get PISSED when I'm like "Yeah, review time, let's discuss my raise"
11:10 <@chrism> hehe
11:13 <tronyx> what are you looking to do in chicago?
11:13 <@chrism> not sure just yet
11:13 <@chrism> i kinda wanna duck hosting if possible
11:13 <@chrism> Already earned my grey hairs there
11:13 <Volatile> heh
11:13 <@chrism> So basically i'm watching CL and looking for shit that meshes with my resume
11:13 <Volatile> if there's anything i need to learn, it's hosting stuff
11:13 <Volatile> that's probably the last thing i need to fill out
11:14 <@chrism> Hosting is... Something special
11:14 <@chrism> like it's a mixed bag for usre
11:14 <@chrism> there's a lot of lessons that I'd have only learned there
11:14 <Volatile> i just need more experience dealing with that kind of stuff
11:14 <Volatile> rolling out volume boxes, etc
11:14 <@chrism> yeah, the big thing I think w/ hosting is that fucking everything is a goddamned emergency
11:14 <Volatile> hah
11:14 <Volatile> im used to that
11:14 <@chrism> you learn how to roll and control disasters like woah
11:15 <@chrism> i.e., entire datacenters going dark, WHAT NAO
11:15 <@chrism> lol
11:15 <Volatile> only time anyone really calls us is if it's a disaster
11:15 <Volatile> ;P
11:15 <@chrism> hah
11:15 <@chrism> yeah fair nuff
11:15 <@chrism> ya know, I miss accomplishing shit and fixing big things
11:15 <Volatile> 'we just lost a 3 terabyte array'
11:15 <Volatile> 'HOW FIX'
11:15 <Volatile> heh
11:15 <@chrism> haha
11:15 <@chrism> yeah
11:16 <Volatile> heh.. one of the recent ones i did, these guys blew away their entire userbase
11:16 <Volatile> *everything*
11:16 <Volatile> and they're like 'how do we restore it'
11:16 <Volatile> these guys thought there was some kind of recycling bin or some shit
11:16 <Volatile> where i could just undelete it
11:16 <Volatile> heh
11:17 <Volatile> so i told em they could send their drives in to a forensics place and have them recover everything
11:17 <Volatile> ..or they could get their shit back up and running
11:17 <@chrism> hahaha
11:17 <Volatile> had to modify the code to everything so that new requests built users
11:17 <Volatile> it was pretty funky
11:17 <Volatile> but it worked
11:17 <scofflaw> word
11:17 <scofflaw> you a champ
11:17 <scofflaw> you know erlang?
11:17 <Volatile> yep.
11:17 <scofflaw> i know these other guys that lost a db
11:18 <scofflaw> hhehehe, well, i guess you only need to know oracle
11:18 <Volatile> wish i hadn't wasted the time
11:18 <Volatile> but yah
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11:19 <Volatile> SHA-SHING SHAW-SHAW SING-TAO SHAW SING
11:19 <Volatile> heh
11:20 <@chrism> wha.t
11:22 <Volatile> haha
11:22 <Volatile> spam email
11:23 <Volatile> (and how i read it)
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11:25 <@chrism> racist, sir, racist
11:25 <Orb__> who, all of us?
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11:26 <Volatile> heh
11:26 <scofflaw> yea bro
11:26 <scofflaw> don't talk about my cuz like dat
11:28 <Volatile> haha
11:34 <scofflaw> volatile
11:34 <scofflaw> do you write objective-c
11:34 <tronyx> subjective-C
11:35 <Volatile> haha.. AAPL is moving to remove DRM from iTunes entirely
11:35 <scofflaw> woot
11:35 <scofflaw> go steve go!
11:35 <scofflaw> freedom for the people!
11:35 <Volatile> no, objective C is fail
11:36 <Volatile> unless i have to for a project, i'll never touch it
11:36 <scofflaw> lets make a project
11:36 <scofflaw> i'll draw stuff
11:36 <scofflaw> gimp
11:36 <Volatile> if you're paying
11:36 <Volatile> i'll do it.
11:36 <Volatile> ;P
11:36 <scofflaw> word
11:36 <scofflaw> do i get player rates?
11:37 <scofflaw> pure player rates
11:37 <Volatile> sure
11:37 <scofflaw> i just want everyones nfo
11:37 <Volatile> but you hafta pay 50% of the expected maximum up front
11:37 <scofflaw> what
11:37 <scofflaw> that's crazy talk
11:37 <Volatile> sorry mang
11:37 <scofflaw> i ain't rish
11:37 <Volatile> that's how devel is handled, brah!
11:37 <scofflaw> ok
11:37 <scofflaw> that's reasonable
11:38 <scofflaw> if max is low low
11:38 <scofflaw> like, $20
11:38 <scofflaw> n
11:39 <Volatile> heh
11:39 <scofflaw> i'll paypal you $10 now
11:39 <Volatile> i dont accept paypal
11:39 <Volatile> and the minimum is an hour
11:39 <scofflaw> DAMN BROHAM
11:39 <tronyx> what's your hourly rate?
11:39 <tronyx> i'll pitch in
11:39 <Volatile> $180
11:39 <tronyx> venture capital as it were
11:39 <scofflaw> i'm a startup
11:39 <scofflaw> i can't pay that
11:40 <scofflaw> tronyx you pay
11:40 <Volatile> $180/hr minus expedition fees
11:40 <scofflaw> NOW I HAVE TO GET YOU A FORD EXPEDITION TOO
11:40 <scofflaw> WTF
11:40 <scofflaw> WFT
11:40 <Volatile> WFT -2%
11:40 <Volatile> :(
11:40 <tronyx> too rich for my blood
11:41 <Volatile> i think said giant company from yesterday fired their techs
11:41 <Volatile> haha
11:41 <Volatile> they're no longer getting back to me via email
11:41 <scofflaw> maybe they use exchange
11:41 <scofflaw> and email is slow
11:41 <Volatile> loo
11:41 <Volatile> nah.. last night after i got off the conf call, he emailed me and said he was gunna send me some data when he got home
11:41 <Volatile> never happened
11:41 <scofflaw> check SPAM folder
11:42 <scofflaw> god i crack myself up
11:42 <Volatile> on the conf they kept pushing him to 'write up messages about the conference' and to do this before he left
11:42 <scofflaw> man
11:42 <scofflaw> i need a dev
11:42 <scofflaw> $18/hr
11:42 <scofflaw> i'm goin to India
11:42 <scofflaw> or Bangladesh
11:43 <scofflaw> maybe Ukraine
11:43 <Volatile> thats what said giant company did
11:43 <chrispi> bulgaria
11:43 <Volatile> ..and now they spent that $18/hr * 50
11:43 <scofflaw> oh no no no
11:43 <scofflaw> i got pplz in vietnamz
11:43 <Volatile> ..and they expect to pay the $180 now
11:43 <Volatile> ;P
11:43 <scofflaw> yea
11:43 <Volatile> chrism, his peeps
11:43 <scofflaw> lots of people learn the har dway
11:43 <scofflaw> for example, Boeing
11:43 <Volatile> haha
11:43 <Volatile> osnp
11:43 <scofflaw> said dreamliner is overbudget and late because they outsourced too much
11:46 <scofflaw> thats why i wanna outsource only as far as IOWA
11:46 <scofflaw> aka vol's location
11:46 <scofflaw> mayor of Quad Cities, Vol A. Tile
11:48 <Volatile> loo
11:48 <Volatile> im not in IA
11:49 <Volatile> you're like all the script kiddies that like to think im crippled
11:49 <Volatile> heh
11:49 <tronyx> Error: pdo error: [-1: Connection attempt failed: SQLSTATE[00000] [1040] Too many connections] in PCONNECT(mysql:host=localhost, 'mtadmin', '****', mt)
11:49 <tronyx> #0 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/extlib/adodb5/adodb.inc.php(595): adodb_throw('pdo', 'PCONNECT', -1, 'Connection atte...', 'mysql:host=loca...', 'mt', Object(ADODB_pdo))
11:49 <Volatile> I HURD YUR IN A WHEELCHURR
11:49 <tronyx> #1 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/extlib/adodb5/adodb.inc.php(4284): ADOConnection->PConnect('mysql:host=loca...', 'mtadmin', 'admin4mt', 'mt')
11:49 <tronyx> #2 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/extlib/adodb5/adodb.inc.php(4132): ADONewConnection('pdo_mysql://mta...')
11:49 <tronyx> #3 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/lib/mtdb.mysql.php(24): NewADOConnection('pdo_mysql://mta...')
11:49 <tronyx> #4 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/lib/mtdb.base.php(43): MTDatabasemysql->connect('mtadmin', 'admin4mt', 'mt', 'localhost', NULL, NULL)
11:49 <tronyx> #5 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/mt.php(203): MTDatabase->__construct('mtadmin', 'admin4mt', 'mt', 'localhost', NULL, NULL)
11:49 <tronyx> #6 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/mt.php(320): MT->db()
11:49 <tronyx> #7 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/mt.php(103): MT->configure_from_db()
11:49 <tronyx> #8 /local/www/cgi-bin/php/mt.php(61): MT->init(1, '/local/www/cgi-...')
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11:49 <tronyx> BAM BITCHES!
11:51 <@chrism> OOOH so that 3 floyds gumballhead clone i did is getting ready
11:51 <@chrism> I cracked one open last night
11:51 <@chrism> I don't know that it'll be a GBH clone, but it's going to be an AWESOME summer beer
11:52 <@chrism> still a bit sweet as bottle conditioning isn't finished yet, but it's light, hoppy and delicious already
11:54 <tronyx> nice
11:54 <@chrism> I'm startign to wonder if hops have a place in standard cooking
11:55 <@chrism> tbh I dont' know why they're never used in normal food
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11:56 <tronyx> they smell like weed
11:56 <Volatile> totally read that as GHB
11:56 <Volatile> and i was like '...wow, bro.'
11:56 <tronyx> it's not really the kind of flavor you'd want to introduce into your cooking
11:56 <tronyx> at least, i wouldn't think
11:56 <scofflaw> need GHB?
11:56 <scofflaw> i got the hookup
11:57 <scofflaw> you know how i roll
11:57 <@chrism> lol GHB
11:57 <@chrism> neg.
11:57 <@chrism> tronyx: i've learned that depending on what part of the cooking period you throw the hops in, you get crazily different flavors from it, or you can lock it down to extracting only what you want from the hop
11:58 <@chrism> i.e., floral accents, actual taste, or bitters
11:58 <tronyx> Volatile are you a real person?
11:58 <scofflaw> yes
11:58 <@chrism> i'd be curious to see hops used in something like a beer/cheese soup kinda thing
11:58 <scofflaw> i have seen the volatile
11:58 <tronyx> i have a hard time inventing what you look like in my mind
11:58 <scofflaw> i believe i've touched him at least once
11:58 <tronyx> really gets in the way of my masturbation
11:58 <scofflaw> well
11:58 <scofflaw> he's probably 6'3
11:58 <scofflaw> maybe 6'4
11:58 <scofflaw> 210-220
11:58 <scofflaw> ripped
11:58 <scofflaw> white dude
11:58 <scofflaw> goatee
11:59 <scofflaw> prob huge schlong
11:59 <scofflaw> i dunno tho
11:59 <scofflaw> but he is American
11:59 <scofflaw> and Americans have big Amelikan penis
11:59 <tronyx> chrism: but those are variations on the hops
11:59 <tronyx> they all still smell like weed though
11:59 <Volatile> haha
11:59 <tronyx> think of it like wine
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11:59 <tronyx> some of it tastes buttery or citrusy
11:59 <tronyx> but in the end they all taste like wine
11:59 <Volatile> WE CANNOT COMPRETE WIF SUCH RARGE AMELICAN PENUS
11:59 <scofflaw> i went to take a shit and came back to my desk and our area over here smelled like a nasty fuckin fart
12:00 <scofflaw> that was lame
12:00 <Volatile> haha
12:00 <scofflaw> Volatile don't you have a tshirt that says that
12:00 <tronyx> lmao
12:00 <Volatile> some bastard doesn't respect the office
12:00 <tronyx> anyone looking to play homefront when it comes out
12:00 <Volatile> scofflaw, loo?
12:00 <scofflaw> for ome
12:00 <Volatile> i have it in gamefly
12:00 <scofflaw> oh no
12:00 <Volatile> but i dunt play FPS on console
12:00 <scofflaw> i was thinking about a strong root
12:00 <Volatile> if it's any good, ill pick it up for PC
12:00 <Volatile> oh yah
12:00 <Volatile> proud of my strong root
12:00 <Volatile> that tshirt is long since trashed
12:00 <Volatile> heh
12:02 <tronyx> i don't do console gaming
12:02 <Volatile> i does
12:02 <Volatile> if it's casual type stuffs
12:03 <Volatile> big tv, big comfy couch, vs, sitting at desk in chair in front of much smaller screen
12:03 <tronyx> i miss assassin's creed 2
12:03 <Volatile> course.. im building out a supar box
12:03 <tronyx> that was a lot of fun
12:03 <Volatile> so ill probably be getting most of my games for PC for a while
12:03 <Volatile> heh
12:04 <Volatile> Witcher 2, Skyrim, Dragon Age 2
12:04 <Volatile> wewp
12:04 <scofflaw> LSL 2011
12:05 <scofflaw> leisure suit larry
12:06 <scofflaw> if you were wondering
12:06 <Volatile> yes, but all the new ones are terribad
12:06 <Volatile> last good one was teh cruise ship one
12:06 <Volatile> WHERE'S DILDO
12:06 <Volatile> heh
12:07 <scofflaw> lol
12:07 <scofflaw> srs
12:07 <scofflaw> ?
12:07 <scofflaw> i owe a lot of my interest in gaming/computers to LSL
12:08 <scofflaw> and politics/current events even
12:08 <scofflaw> in order to play the game you had to answer some questions proving you were > 18
12:08 <scofflaw> like, who was the president in 19xx
12:08 <scofflaw> type shit
12:08 <tronyx> i need a new game
12:08 <tronyx> i am getting sick of FPS i think
12:11 <scofflaw> VOL
12:11 <scofflaw> what do you charge just to hang out drink and get high
12:11 <Volatile> hah
12:11 <scofflaw> maybe talk to some bitches
12:12 <Volatile> im in chicago pretty frequently, bro
12:12 <Volatile> ;P
12:12 <Volatile> ill hit you up next time i roll up
12:12 <Volatile> not always for very long tho
12:13 <Volatile> ill probably get dragged to lolla this year
12:13 <Volatile> vip tix.
12:14 <scofflaw> damn bro
12:14 <scofflaw> i take offense to that
12:15 <scofflaw> CANT CALL A BRUTHA UP
12:15 <scofflaw> well, last time you did
12:15 <scofflaw> but i was unavailable, sorry
12:15 <scofflaw> and nowadays, i'm def down to hang out
12:15 <scofflaw> but i got curfew
12:15 <scofflaw> :/
12:16 <scofflaw> so holler at me, just try to do it before 10pm
12:20 <Volatile> coo
12:20 <Volatile> ill let you know when i know im goin'
12:22 <sampson> so fucking hungry
12:22 <sampson> why won't you come till noon pizza
12:31 <tronyx> when are you back in chicago sam
12:40 <sampson> end of may
12:47 <tronyx> need a new game
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12:50 <Volatile> try witcher
12:50 <Volatile> witcher 2 is coming out in a few months
12:50 <tronyx> was looking at witcher 2 and it looks sharp
12:50 <Volatile> witcher 1 is good
12:50 <tronyx> did you play dragon age Volatile?
12:50 <scofflaw> lookin at my penix
12:53 <Volatile> yes
12:53 <Volatile> i did
12:53 <Volatile> played it through twice
12:54 <tronyx> pretty good?
12:54 <Volatile> yah
12:54 <Volatile> very
12:54 <Volatile> hard to get into
12:54 <Volatile> give it time
12:54 <tronyx> really want torchlight 2 or diablo III
12:54 <tronyx> or BC3
12:54 <tronyx> brink
12:54 <tronyx> IT'S ALL TOO FAR AWAY
12:54 <Volatile> diablo3 next yeasr
12:54 <Volatile> ;P
12:55 <kubi> heh my neighbor is close friends with the guys who made torchlight
12:55 <kubi> i didn't know it was popular
12:55 <Volatile> torchlight is fun for like an hour or two
12:55 <Volatile> then it's zzzz
12:57 <tronyx> it gets fun as you get deeper into dungeons and you take on more shit at once
12:57 <Volatile> not really :\
12:57 <Volatile> it's the same shit over and over
12:58 <tronyx> but after you essentially beat the game there's no point in going on further
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13:05 <Volatile> http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/04/575lb-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-at-29.php
13:05 <Volatile> haha
13:07 <sampson> owned
13:09 <Volatile> http://gallery.thatvideogameblog.com/unreal-engine-next-gen/set-01/unreal-next-gen-vision_10.jpg.html
13:09 <Volatile> geezuz
13:09 <Volatile> looks almost real
13:10 <@chrism> woah
13:10 <@chrism> what's that?
13:10 <@chrism> oh unreal engine
13:10 <Volatile> http://gallery.thatvideogameblog.com/unreal-engine-next-gen/set-01/unreal-next-gen-vision_03.jpg.html
13:10 <Volatile> that's their unnamed engine
13:10 <@chrism> yeah but ya know a lot of those can look awesome in still frames, but in motion you go "oh, shit"
13:10 <Volatile> for next-gen
13:19 <kubi> loll
13:19 <kubi> http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/geneva-motor-show-2011-03-02?imageNo=12
13:19 <kubi> wtf at the ass on that bitch
13:20 <Volatile> wowz
13:20 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/fwnh3/for_every_upvote_this_receives_i_will_pet_my_cat/ circlejerk success
13:20 <Volatile> everyone who participates in reddit should be shot.
13:21 <Volatile> srs.
13:21 <Volatile> Marketing Gimmicks: Chick-fil-A Giving Away Free French Fries Today
13:21 <Volatile> OSNP
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13:41 <@chrism> except their fries kinda suck
13:48 <sampson> mbp status: still not here
13:48 <sampson> i'm going to rage so hard if fed ex comes while i'm on this conference call in 12 minutes
13:51 <sampson> AND NOOOO ONE IS EVER GONNA LOVE YOU MORE THAN I DO
13:52 <tronyx> this world needs new pc games
13:52 <sampson> this world needs more band of horses
13:52 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZo7pLnL7c
14:26 <Volatile> never been in a chick-fil-a
14:26 <Volatile> i assume they serve a lot of chicken wings and fries? :P
14:28 <scofflaw> i just had a tuna melt
14:28 <scofflaw> i'm watching my girlish figure
14:28 <Volatile> that sounds tasty
14:28 <scofflaw> my girlish figure?
14:29 <Volatile> no, the melt
14:29 <scofflaw> Vol! *blush*
14:29 <Volatile> i don't like asian food
14:29 <Volatile> !
14:29 <scofflaw> BLASIAN NIKKA
14:29 <Volatile> haha
14:30 <scofflaw> i want to deliver beer
14:30 <scofflaw> with 1-click
14:30 <@chrism> Volatile: possibly the most overrated chicken sandwiches ever
14:30 <@chrism> like they're okay
14:30 <@chrism> but people go bugshit for 'em
14:30 <@chrism> idgi
14:30 <tronyx> anyone play borderlands here?
14:30 <@chrism> yes
14:30 <@chrism> it is a blast
14:31 <scofflaw> i always wnt to send beer to pplz who are helpful on the internetz
14:31 <scofflaw> how can this be done
14:31 <scofflaw> satellite?
14:31 <tronyx> chrism: how is the online play?
14:31 <scofflaw> drop a can of beer from space onto GPS coords?
14:31 <@chrism> never did online
14:31 <@chrism> single player was awesome though
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14:35 <Volatile> geezuz
14:35 <Volatile> haha
14:35 <Volatile> that guy provided me with some sample data for their project
14:35 <Volatile> ..and it's just FILLED with errors
14:35 <Volatile> this guy is gunna lose his job so fast once he starts working with us ;|
14:36 <scofflaw> :/
14:36 <scofflaw> always surprised how some people manage to keep the jobs they have
14:38 <Volatile> these guys are totally incompetent
14:38 <Volatile> they've spent thousands of dollars on problems they've been dealing with for months.
14:38 <Volatile> i can clear up all this shit in under 5 minutes
14:39 <tronyx> what kind of problems?
14:39 <Volatile> 43.21% of the data he sent me, is error log
14:40 <Volatile> well.. can't go into too much detail, but essentially they're tracking billing stuffs
14:40 <Volatile> and they have some stuff that accounts for things, yaddayadda
14:41 <Volatile> but like.. there's all kinds of errors in the logs..
14:42 <Volatile> he just sent me this shit.. and im like 'do you not see all the fucking lines that start with ERROR:'
14:42 <Volatile> ?
14:42 <Volatile> haha
14:42 <Volatile> fix that shit
14:42 <scofflaw> hah
14:42 <scofflaw> grep -v ^ERROR
14:42 <scofflaw> THOUSANDS YO
14:43 <Volatile> wowz
14:44 <Volatile> newb grep'r above.
14:44 <scofflaw> pay me
14:45 <scofflaw> school me
14:46 <tronyx> for i in `cat error.txt`; do grep -i error | echo "$i reported error" | tee -a grepped.errors.txt;done
14:46 <tronyx> can i have a job working for you Volatile?
14:46 <Volatile> ffs.
14:46 <tronyx> I will let you use that linux program i just wrote above ^^
14:46 <Volatile> this guy just referred to a text file as a "notepad file"
14:47 <Volatile> why would you use tee to append?
14:47 <scofflaw> tronyx i want to license it first
14:47 <scofflaw> Volatile over your head sorry
14:47 <tronyx> glad you see the value scofflaw
14:47 <tronyx> how much will you pay for it?
14:48 <Volatile> heh
14:48 <Volatile> sure-sure ;P
14:48 <scofflaw> i got like, $6
14:48 <scofflaw> hang on
14:48 <scofflaw> lemme check
14:48 <tronyx> that's some cash
14:48 <tronyx> i'll sell it for $3
14:48 <tronyx> don't want to clean you out and stuff
14:48 <scofflaw> ok
14:48 <scofflaw> no you wont
14:48 <scofflaw> i have 115 in my pocket
14:48 <tronyx> ok, $6
14:48 <scofflaw> so i will gladly pay you 3 on Tuesday
14:48 <scofflaw> what
14:48 <scofflaw> i thought we had a deal
14:48 <scofflaw> no going back now
14:49 <tronyx> i'll release it under the BSD license
14:49 <Volatile> holy fuck.. these guys get paid to open a log file in notepad, manually edit the contents into a CSV file, and email it to their boss
14:49 <tronyx> we'll see who laughs then
14:49 <Volatile> ...
14:49 <tronyx> Volatile: i can tell that you're probably working with a fairly large company
14:49 <@chrism> NONE OF THEE ABOVE... FUCKIT CUT THE CORD
14:49 <tronyx> or rather, a very bureaucratic one
14:49 <Volatile> tronyx, i am.
14:49 <Volatile> it's a fortune 500
14:50 <@chrism> Is it burger king?
14:50 <scofflaw> chick-fil-a
14:50 <Volatile> oddly enough, they havent asked for an NDA or anything
14:50 <@chrism> score
14:50 <Volatile> and they're just sending me all kinds of data
14:50 <scofflaw> TORRENT IT!
14:50 <Volatile> course, the first really nutty devel project i had was with visa
14:50 <tronyx> WIKILEAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
14:50 <Volatile> they turned off the source code to one of their processing servers
14:50 <Volatile> (via IRC)
14:50 <scofflaw> tronyx OMG TRUE
14:50 <Volatile> which included their private keys and shit
14:51 <Volatile> then he emailed me
14:51 <Volatile> and told me never to give it out
14:51 <Volatile> etc
14:51 <tronyx> haha
14:51 <Volatile> srsly
14:51 <Volatile> i was on the phone
14:51 <Volatile> and he goes 'are you on efnet?'
14:51 <Volatile> and i said 'i am actually'
14:51 <Volatile> and he tells me it's just easier if he DCCs the file to me
14:51 <Volatile> ..im like 'ok'
14:51 <Volatile> then we get off the phone and shit
14:52 <Volatile> he tells me 'you do realize if you give that out to anyone, large penguins will descend upon you'
14:52 <Volatile> untarballing it, i was just like '...*wow*'
14:52 <tronyx> hahahahahaha
14:52 <Volatile> even though you've been given it, you feel like you shouldn't have it
14:52 <Volatile> heh
14:53 <scofflaw> wikileak it
14:53 <tronyx> WIKILEAK ITTTTTTTTTTT
14:53 <Volatile> i doubt the API is even in use anymore, and uh... no
14:53 <Volatile> i probably couldn't even find the shit if i wanted to
14:53 <Volatile> heh
14:53 <Volatile> probably on some dead drive in storage
14:53 <tronyx> grep -hir visa *
14:53 <tronyx> jesus Volatile. do scofflaw and i need to teach you how to make linux commands?
14:53 <Volatile> heh
14:53 <scofflaw> fuckin noob
14:53 <scofflaw> NUB
14:54 <scofflaw> GOD
14:54 <tronyx> UNINSTALL
14:54 <Volatile> for i in "fuck you"; do echo $i; done
14:54 <tronyx> hmmmmm
14:54 <@chrism> ...
14:54 <tronyx> you might be on to something
14:54 <tronyx> you need a pipe
14:54 <@chrism> dawg
14:54 <tronyx> fo ri in "fuck you"; do echo $i;done | test.txt
14:55 <tronyx> sec, that's buggy
14:55 <tronyx> v 2.0 coming at you in a sec
14:55 <tronyx> wait for the hotfix
14:55 <Volatile> loo
14:55 <tronyx> for i in "fuck you"; do echo $i;done >> test.txt
14:55 <Volatile> hotswappable code
14:55 <Volatile> erlang, bro
14:55 <Volatile> write it in erlang
14:55 <scofflaw> fo ri?
14:55 <scofflaw> thats some bs
14:55 <scofflaw> yea man
14:56 <scofflaw> you need to be able to do some hot code loading
14:56 <scofflaw> into mnesia LUA db
14:56 <tronyx> and some hot load coding
14:57 <phobosd> HUHUHUHUH LOAD.
15:00 <scofflaw> in ya mouf
15:03 <tronyx> GOOD ONE BRO!
15:03 <tronyx> it's not the same without mattman
15:05 <@chrism> >+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.[-]
15:05 <@chrism> >++++++++[<++++>-] <.>+++++++++++[<++++++++>-]<-.--------.+++
15:05 <@chrism> .------.--------.[-]>++++++++[<++++>- ]<+.[-]++++++++++.
15:07 <Volatile> BRAINFUCK FTW
15:07 <Volatile> chrism
15:07 <Volatile> i wrote a brainfuck++ interp in LUA
15:07 <Volatile> !
15:07 <Volatile> CODES ARE AVAILABLE
15:10 <scofflaw> how much?
15:11 <Volatile> free, brah
15:12 <Volatile> kokezaru.net/code/brainfuck.lua
15:12 <Volatile> get on that shit fast
15:12 <Volatile> b4 it gone
15:12 <scofflaw> no
15:12 <scofflaw> fooled you
15:13 <Volatile> :(
15:13 <scofflaw> ooh
15:13 <scofflaw> we released ipoon app today
15:19 <@chrism> Volatile: lol nice
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15:19 <ninjaElf> whats crackin in the chi tonight?
15:23 <phobosd> gonna go buy a pound of cocaine and shove my face into it
15:23 <phobosd> while a stripper puts exotic things in my anus
15:23 <scofflaw> phobosd word
15:23 <scofflaw> i'l bring the suitcase for the cocaine
15:23 <phobosd> no worries, it'll all fit up my nose
15:24 <scofflaw> true
15:25 <scofflaw>
15:26 <tronyx> i am hacking you Volatile
15:26 <sampson> well
15:26 <sampson> fuck the optibay
15:26 <sampson> i swear no laptop has had screws this shitty ever
15:26 <sampson> i can live with a hd
15:28 <scofflaw> 250 on the dash
15:28 <sampson> i got my 8gb ram in
15:28 <sampson> fuck ever opening that thing ever again
15:29 <scofflaw> you'll only ever need 8GB anyway
15:30 <sampson> yeah but i bought this tray you can use as an extra hard drive in the mbp to put my ssd in
15:30 <sampson> but the screws are SUCH a bitch to get out
15:30 <ninjaElf> there aint shit crackin in the chi tonight?
15:30 <tronyx> use a screwdriver sam
15:30 <sampson> so i said fuck it and pretty sure i stripped one
15:30 <ninjaElf> anyone use cricket wireless in here?
15:30 <sampson> dude i tried every one i have
15:30 <sampson> they're freaking tiny
15:30 <sampson> even my jewlers screw drivers don't work
15:30 <sampson> so fuck it
15:30 <tronyx> screws so tiny you can fuck them
15:30 <tronyx> awesome
15:31 <sampson> kinda pissed the "kit" they gave me has the wrong sized screw driver
15:31 <sampson> i hate you
15:34 <tronyx> but i love you
15:35 <tronyx> sampsonnnnnnnnnnnnn
15:35 <Volatile> tronyx, plz dunt
15:36 <tronyx> ok
15:37 <Volatile> thx
15:37 <Volatile> <3
15:39 <scofflaw> man
15:39 <scofflaw> DARPA awarding contracts for bipedal humanoids
15:39 <scofflaw> and so it begins
15:39 <scofflaw> or, began a long time ago
15:48 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/seXGP.jpg
15:48 <@chrism> lawl
15:48 <@chrism> charlie sheen is awesome
15:48 <scofflaw> true
15:49 <Volatile> loo
15:49 <Volatile> charlie reminds me of keith
15:49 <Volatile> scoff
15:49 <Volatile> ;P
15:49 <Volatile> *the* keith
15:49 <Volatile> heh
15:49 <Volatile> shoulda seen him at AVN
15:49 <scofflaw> wow
15:50 <scofflaw> maybe next year
15:50 <Volatile> hah
15:50 <scofflaw> i need to book a flight
15:50 <scofflaw> my bday coincides with AVN
15:50 <scofflaw> why not fuck a bunch of hookers and blow
15:50 <scofflaw> well
15:50 <scofflaw> pornstars
15:50 <Volatile> fuck blow?
15:50 <Volatile> what a waste
15:50 <Volatile> i'd rather put it up my nose
15:50 <Volatile> ;P
15:56 <phobosd> LITERAL JOKES R FUNNEH
15:56 <phobosd> vol when are we going to hang out
15:56 <phobosd> and go to a strip club or something
15:56 <scofflaw> get a number bro
15:56 <scofflaw> me first
15:57 <phobosd> we've been to strip clubs before!
15:57 <phobosd> remember that one time i fell over at the high top i was so drunk
15:57 <phobosd> knocked over everything
15:57 <scofflaw> hahahhaah
15:57 <phobosd> and you smoothed it over with the chick so we didnt get kicked out
15:57 <phobosd> hahahahahah
15:57 <scofflaw> yes i do in fact
15:57 <scofflaw> i tried, i tried man
15:57 <phobosd> ohh man good times
15:57 <phobosd> last time i think was pink monkey
15:57 <phobosd> we need to do more of that
15:57 <phobosd> bro time
15:57 <phobosd> etc
15:58 <scofflaw> *nod*
15:58 <phobosd> you should def come to my party though, prob same routine as last time
15:58 <phobosd> maybe more people
15:58 <phobosd> keg beer
15:58 <phobosd> etc
15:58 <scofflaw> shit is tough these days, hanging with the lady
15:58 <scofflaw> and all this work
15:58 <scofflaw> i barely got time to stroke it
15:58 <phobosd> dayamn
16:01 <@chrism> I dont' wanna hear about no time
16:08 <scofflaw> you know
16:08 <scofflaw> i know its different
16:08 <scofflaw> but damn it gets old seeing so many people
16:08 <scofflaw> ie last night
16:08 <scofflaw> get home from work 420
16:08 <scofflaw> see a friend around 5
16:09 <scofflaw> stop at anothers at 545 before dinner with a friend at 6
16:09 <scofflaw> meet someone else at 8
16:09 <scofflaw> nm
16:09 <scofflaw> hahaha
16:09 <scofflaw> nothing like the responsibility of another humanoid
16:13 <scofflaw> phobosd
16:13 <scofflaw> if you get 2 lbs of blow
16:13 <scofflaw> vol and i can split the other lb
16:13 <scofflaw> and then we be chilling
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16:14 <phobosd> ok
16:14 <phobosd> on it
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16:18 <Volatile> pfft
16:18 <Volatile> i can get pounds :\
16:18 <scofflaw> word
16:18 <scofflaw> prob solves
16:18 <scofflaw> vol brings 3 lbs
16:19 <scofflaw> er
16:19 <scofflaw> 2
16:19 <scofflaw> well, shoot, why not 3
16:21 <@chrism> http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f12/extract-peanut-butter-stout-229770/
16:21 <@chrism> wow
16:21 <@chrism> that may have to get done
16:21 <@chrism> i bet the oils just trash the head retention, but yeah i'm curious
16:21 <tronyx> oh chrism
16:21 <@chrism> Hi
16:21 <tronyx> when i used to work at goose island we brewed one of these
16:21 <tronyx> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1146/37266
16:21 <tronyx> it was fucking amazing
16:22 <@chrism> haha wow
16:22 <tronyx> brew a baltic porter and add some marshmallow fluff at the end
16:22 <tronyx> a SUPER dry porter though
16:22 <tronyx> and it's heavenly
16:22 <@chrism> man I LOVE the shit that microbreweries do for one offs
16:22 <@chrism> i may actually enter some homebrew competitions when I get to the 312
16:22 <tronyx> nice nice
16:23 <@chrism> like a lot of microbreweries on the westcoast now are sponsoring homebrew competitions and the winner gets to brew a full batch in their brewery and have it as the "guest beer" for X time
16:23 <@chrism> which would be an amazing way to break into brewing
16:24 <@chrism> I'm going to do one more 'clone' batch and after that, I think my feet are wet enough to try building my own recipe from scratch
16:24 <@chrism> which i'm really looking forward to
16:26 <@chrism> omfg THIS is what DFH 120Min IPA "continuously hopped" means
16:26 <@chrism> wow
16:26 <@chrism> http://www.homebrewchef.com/120minuteIPArecipe.html
16:26 <@chrism> In a bowl, mixed together 3 Oz. Amarillo, 3 Oz. Warrior, 3 Oz. Simcoe and blended together. Made 40 Dixie cups with 6.3 grams in each cup. Added 1 cup every 3 minutes for all of 120 minute boil.
16:27 <@chrism> fuck man
16:27 <@chrism> that's some dedication
16:27 <@chrism> heh
16:33 <tronyx> damn
16:34 <tronyx> you should create a recipe for xbox live stout chrism
16:34 <tronyx> and it should list "faggot, pussy and nigger" as ingredients
16:34 <tronyx> and prepubescent tears
16:35 <tronyx> chrism, have i asked you about uhhh that one game on PS3
16:35 <tronyx> wtf is it called
16:35 <tronyx> drake is the main character
16:36 <phobosd> drake?
16:37 <phobosd> http://www.ravestats.com/public/fen/caldari-drake-2.jpg
16:37 <phobosd> that's a drake, btw
16:37 <@chrism> uncharted
16:37 <@chrism> uncharted 1 and 2 are both really damned good games
16:37 <@chrism> like *really* good
16:38 <@chrism> http://www.elfwood.com/art/d/s/dschumacher/firedrake3b.jpg <--drake
16:38 <@chrism> i think drake actually translates to dragon somehow
16:38 <tronyx> how's online play chrism
16:38 <@chrism> dunno, didn't play it online
16:38 <@chrism> i'm not big on that stuff really anymore
16:39 <mi|kman> oh shit, phobosd's sister following me on twitter
16:39 <@chrism> i want a game w/ a good store, good singleplayer and that's about it
16:39 <@chrism> which one?
16:39 <phobosd> mi|kman: you called me earlier, i was on a conf bridge
16:39 <phobosd> sorry i ignored YOUR CALL
16:39 <mi|kman> meghan
16:39 <mi|kman> no worries
16:39 <tronyx> damn you
16:39 <mi|kman> i was just seeing if there were any festival updates
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16:44 <scofflaw> you know what sucks about my job?
16:44 <scofflaw> it's like, our hours are 7-4pm
16:44 <scofflaw> but you can't make changes until about now
16:45 <scofflaw> 3:45
16:45 <sampson> what sucks is when you get off at 4pm but you have to sit and wait for something
16:45 <scofflaw> *nod*
16:45 <sampson> and it will end up making you stay till5
16:45 <scofflaw> i leftr yesterday at 4 and was home at 420
16:45 <sampson> and make you NOT PLAY WITH YOUR MBP
16:45 <scofflaw> true
16:45 <scofflaw> hurt someone
16:45 <sampson> of course you were home at 4:20
16:45 <sampson> hell you would teleport from china to your house at 4:20pm
16:45 <scofflaw> not true!
16:46 <sampson> ok 16:20pm
16:46 <sampson> am?
16:46 <sampson> idk if that even has an identifier at that point
16:46 <sampson> 16:20.
16:46 <scofflaw> i'm confused
16:46 <sampson> so i called the local mac technicians to ask them how much it would cost to throw a 128gb ssd in my mbp
16:47 <sampson> they told me that no macs can be upgraded to ssd because the ssds are hardwired into the mother boards on all models
16:47 <sampson> and i was like uhh that's only on the airs and he was all I AM THE CERTIFIED TECH
16:47 <sampson> I AM RIGHT
16:49 <@chrism> I think they make it really easy to upgrade actually
16:49 <@chrism> not 100% sure though
16:49 <@chrism> on my unibody it's as simple as swapping out the battery
16:50 <scofflaw> on mine it wasn't that simple
16:50 <scofflaw> but it was doable
16:50 <tronyx> my SSD is 10k RPMs
16:50 <scofflaw> big prob was i dont have the special screws they use
16:51 <scofflaw> but its in, and its awesome
16:51 <tronyx> that's what she said
16:51 <@chrism> god damnit tronyx
16:51 * chrism shakes head
16:52 <scofflaw> so
16:52 <sampson> chrism: they're just regular 2.5" ssds
16:52 <sampson> but if you put your own in you void the warranty
16:52 <scofflaw> sampson
16:52 <scofflaw> 8k for fusionio
16:52 <scofflaw> 640gb
16:52 <sampson> pcie
16:52 <scofflaw> my bday is soon
16:53 <scofflaw> *wink wink*
16:53 <sampson> bitch i aint your sugar daddy
16:53 <phobosd> OH SNAPZ
16:53 <scofflaw> damn
16:53 <scofflaw> that's what i really need
16:54 <phobosd> it's raining
16:54 <phobosd> i can't go run
16:55 <phobosd> sadface
16:55 <phobosd> supposed to stop soon though
16:56 <@chrism> MAN UP
16:58 <scofflaw> nikka you can't run
16:58 <phobosd> oh i haven't showed you guys!
16:58 <phobosd> http://www.dailymile.com/people/AndyP10
16:58 <phobosd> started yesterday
16:58 <phobosd> :D
16:58 <phobosd> and found this site, it's pretty cool
16:59 <phobosd> and i haff an app i wanna try on my phone that will update it with route/mileage/time/etc
16:59 <phobosd> so anxious for a) it to be 5, b) for the rain to stop
16:59 <scofflaw> you ain't got no legs to feel tired
16:59 <scofflaw> this is lies
17:00 <phobosd> http://i.imgur.com/u4Ju4.jpg
17:00 <phobosd> picked up some mizuno's the other day too
17:00 <@chrism> i'm ready to gtfo
17:01 <scofflaw> those are bad for your feet
17:01 <tronyx> ?
17:01 <scofflaw> http://www.rei.com/product/798242
17:01 <scofflaw> he should be using those
17:02 <@chrism> that deserves dick-kicking
17:02 <@chrism> i'm pretty sure
17:02 <sampson> man this kvm is in rave techno mode
17:02 <mrtyfrdm> OH FUCK
17:02 <tronyx> they aren't bad for you
17:02 <tronyx> but vibram shoes encourage better running habits though
17:03 <scofflaw> they are bad for you
17:03 <scofflaw> your knees
17:03 <tronyx> however, if you already have good running habits you're probably fine in normal shoes
17:03 <scofflaw> especially
17:03 <scofflaw> our bodies weren't designed to have bs like tennis shoes on our feet while we ran
17:03 <tronyx> no, they aren't BAD for your knees, they help you fuck up your knees but that can be avoided by having proper technique
17:03 <scofflaw> no they're bad
17:03 <tronyx> i hate you
17:04 <sampson> you know what this sounds racist but fuck it
17:04 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: http://www.megavideo.com/?v=51DKM93M
17:04 <scofflaw> http://nymag.com/health/features/46213/
17:04 <scofflaw> look
17:04 <scofflaw> i'm getting a pair of those
17:04 <sampson> what the fuck is it with black people and making shitty wordpress blogs and thinking they're going to make some amazing scrilla
17:05 <mrtyfrdm> wtf is up with you being such a racist
17:05 <scofflaw> Last year, researchers at the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa, published a study titled “Shod Versus Unshod: The Emergence of Forefoot Pathology in Modern Humans?†in the podiatry journal The Foot. The study examined 180 modern humans from three different population groups (Sotho, Zulu, and European), comparing their feet to one another’s, as well as to the feet of 2,000-year-old skeletons. The researchers concluded that
17:05 <scofflaw> yea
17:05 <scofflaw> srs
17:05 <scofflaw> fucking fags are just as bad if not worse
17:05 <sampson> white power
17:05 <scofflaw> no
17:05 <scofflaw> white powder
17:05 <sampson> put it up my butt
17:06 <phobosd> mrtyfrdm: what is it
17:06 <phobosd> cuz i have to download some gay plugin
17:06 <phobosd> i hope it's BF3 related
17:09 <scofflaw> BUTTFUCK3!
17:09 <scofflaw> i meant ?
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17:13 <mrtyfrdm> it is
17:13 <mrtyfrdm> it's a gameplay video they showed at gdc
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> and you should be able to just click the play button in the middle, I didn't have to download anything
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> but you see the inside of a jet cock pit, a lot more fighting than the one that came out the other day
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> and a building falls down
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> on something
17:14 <@chrism> ON OUR FREEDOMS
17:15 <phobosd> oh, there it goes
17:15 <Volatile> damn
17:15 <Volatile> whats with all the coke references today, scofflaw
17:15 <Volatile> how'd you know im blowin' down tonight?!
17:15 <Volatile> :P
17:15 <scofflaw> BRO SAVE ME A POUND
17:15 <scofflaw> i'll give you a p of sour diesel
17:15 <Volatile> hah
17:16 <scofflaw> straight up
17:16 <Volatile> dude
17:16 <Volatile> you remember that fucking dude in IHOP?
17:16 <Volatile> talkin about killing that guy?
17:16 <Volatile> hhahja
17:16 <Volatile> 'THEY DONT KNOW YOU! THEY ONLY KNOW ME!'
17:16 <scofflaw> hahaha wtf
17:16 <scofflaw> no i dont remember
17:16 <Volatile> 'YOU SOULD THAT KEY WAY TOO CHEAP, NIGGA'
17:16 <Volatile> dude
17:16 <Volatile> we ate breakfast in evanston
17:16 <Volatile> right before i shipped off to vegas
17:17 <Volatile> the black dude in the booth behind us
17:17 <Volatile> was going off on some guy on his cell
17:17 <Volatile> about his 'pizzle'
17:17 <Volatile> and how he the guy sold some key of coke for way too cheap
17:17 <Volatile> and you're like 'imma remember his mug! he's gunna be in the paper'
17:17 <Volatile> heh
17:17 <scofflaw> hhahahaha
17:17 <scofflaw> i do kinda remember that now
17:17 <Volatile> you fucking potheads ant remember shit
17:17 <Volatile> cant
17:18 <scofflaw> not true
17:18 <scofflaw> only thing i cant remember is what we were talking about 5 mins ago
17:18 <Volatile> hah
17:18 <Volatile> IM JUST A MEMORY TO YOU NOW
17:18 <scofflaw> no
17:18 <scofflaw> you are emotions
17:18 <scofflaw> as well
17:18 <Volatile> haha
17:18 <Volatile> you're my savior from gays at deliliahs
17:18 <Volatile> delilahs too
17:18 <Volatile> dude
17:19 <scofflaw> hahahaha
17:19 <scofflaw> that was too funny bro
17:19 <scofflaw> but that's how i roll
17:19 <scofflaw> i got my homies backs
17:19 <scofflaw> especially if some gay dude is tryna get all up in it
17:19 <scofflaw> (nbot you sampson)
17:20 <phobosd> mrtyfrdm: god damn
17:20 <phobosd> good vid
17:21 <Volatile> when i was up there last time, and you took me to that beer joint
17:21 <Volatile> i was fucking *wasted*
17:21 <Volatile> i got back to the hotel, and ordered a bunch of junk food
17:21 <Volatile> and then realized i had no cash when the room service guy came
17:21 <Volatile> and i answered the door naked
17:21 <Volatile> haha
17:21 <Volatile> yah.. this guy was trying to come off straight
17:21 <Volatile> soon as the blasian rolls in tho, he's like "pssshhha"
17:21 <Volatile> *hand flip*
17:21 <Volatile> fuck im lagging like a bitch.
17:22 <sampson> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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17:22 <sampson> MACBOOK TIME BEING WASTED
17:22 <@chrism> you should take it apart
17:22 <@chrism> and take pics
17:23 <sampson> i'm never opening that fucker ever again
17:23 <sampson> when i go to chicago i'll have the apple store put a ssd in it
17:23 <sampson> and that is it
17:23 <@chrism> mmhmm
17:23 <@chrism> ya know, there's a beauty in not having to fuck w/ something
17:23 <@chrism> ya know, when it JUST WORKS
17:23 * chrism waits
17:24 <Volatile> ��� CTCP PING reply from chrispi: 112.199 seconds
17:24 <Volatile> mzima.net: high ping hurrrr
17:25 <tronyx> OH YEA
17:25 <tronyx> so that's how you use IRC
17:25 <tronyx> got it
17:25 <scofflaw> you son of a bitch
17:25 <tronyx> WHAT
17:25 <Volatile> it's not a tumoaaah
17:26 <tronyx> calm down
17:26 <tronyx> i'm just surveying your TCP
17:26 <tronyx> jesus, i'm doing you a favor scofflaw
17:26 <Volatile> shit, brah. fucking with another guy's stack is kinda... gay..
17:26 <scofflaw> yea man
17:26 <scofflaw> you been kickin it with sampson ?
17:26 <tronyx> yea
17:26 <tronyx> double fisting and stuff
17:27 <Volatile> tronyx, perhaps you should stop graphing the deltas in his sequence numbers, and at least buy him dinner first.
17:27 <scofflaw> man
17:27 <scofflaw> i need some kinda anti-hacking skript
17:27 <scofflaw> vol where does 1 acquire this
17:27 <scofflaw> can i get this at the same place i get my 250k botnet?
17:27 <Volatile> i dunno, brah. ask tronyx.
17:27 <Volatile> scofflaw, you can get your 250k botnet @ tucows.com
17:27 <Volatile> winzip.exe
17:27 <Volatile> heh
17:28 <scofflaw> hahaha
17:28 <scofflaw> i want one
17:28 <scofflaw> srs
17:28 <Volatile> 1) write bot code 2) break into one of the many tucows.com mirrors 3) replace winzip with botnet
17:28 <Volatile> win.
17:28 <scofflaw> :/
17:28 <scofflaw> no skillz
17:29 <scofflaw> *sniff*
17:29 <Volatile> gigantic file hosting sites are where all the botnets come from
17:30 <scofflaw> word
17:30 <scofflaw> i need 0dayz
17:30 <scofflaw> nice!
17:30 <scofflaw> #0day
17:30 <scofflaw> let me ask them
17:30 <scofflaw> well, maybe not
17:30 <scofflaw> prolly get ddos'd or something
17:30 <scofflaw> :[
17:30 <Volatile> hahah
17:30 <scofflaw> they're talkin about warez anyway i think
17:31 <Volatile> #phorce, #chrome, #nn
17:31 <scofflaw> see
17:31 <scofflaw> you know all the cool hangouts
17:31 <Volatile> #soldiers ftw!
17:31 <Volatile> hah
17:31 <scofflaw> yea i dunno about that place
17:31 <scofflaw> i think its +k anyway
17:31 <Volatile> #osiris
17:31 <Volatile> #oldschool
17:31 <scofflaw> lol
17:31 <scofflaw> i joined #osiris and was alone
17:31 <scofflaw> hahahahhaha
17:31 <Volatile> ;P
17:31 <scofflaw> i remember you used to kick it there tho
17:31 <scofflaw> #tz
17:32 <scofflaw> that's where real shit is poppin off
17:32 <Volatile> loo
17:32 <tronyx> hmmmm is that where hackers are?
17:32 <scofflaw> i guess not so much these days
17:32 <Volatile> i tookover #warez from like 30 opers for about 5 seconds
17:32 <scofflaw> used to be where the opers would hang
17:32 <Volatile> that was the best.
17:32 <scofflaw> #twilightzone
17:32 <Volatile> juped their eggdrop
17:32 <Volatile> started grabbing all their passwords
17:32 <scofflaw> vol
17:32 <Volatile> went in there with a recursive mkick
17:32 <Volatile> WIN
17:32 <scofflaw> can we do fun stuff like that?
17:32 <scofflaw> pretty plz?
17:32 <Volatile> had it for like 5 seconds before i got killed
17:32 <scofflaw> we can do it from cyber cadfe
17:32 <scofflaw> cafe
17:32 <scofflaw> for securities
17:33 <Volatile> loo
17:33 <Volatile> the 90s were so much fun
17:33 <Volatile> :\
17:33 <tronyx> you never take over an IRC channel from across state lines
17:33 <tronyx> you get nailed by the FBI
17:33 <scofflaw> so we take #chicago from within il
17:33 <scofflaw> and we're OK
17:33 <Volatile> when tronyx was still busting out mirc.exes and shit, the 90s were happening
17:33 <Volatile> and they were win
17:34 <tronyx> yes
17:34 <tronyx> and i was on dalnet
17:34 <Volatile> fuck yah
17:34 <tronyx> had my mirc, dalnet and my leet scripts
17:34 <Volatile> efnet, the network that was scared of its users
17:34 <Volatile> that was the 90s
17:34 <tronyx> macros and all kinds of cool stuff
17:34 <Volatile> haha
17:34 <scofflaw> fuck man
17:34 <scofflaw> i would have been scared too
17:34 <sampson> get con/con.jpg
17:34 <scofflaw> run an irc server get DOS'd
17:34 <Volatile> it was pretty leet
17:34 <scofflaw> company no makey money
17:34 <Volatile> oper fucks with you?
17:34 <scofflaw> people scare
17:34 <Volatile> DoS
17:34 <Volatile> they apologize
17:34 <Volatile> ;P
17:34 <scofflaw> *nod*
17:35 <scofflaw> thats why we need super ereet botnet
17:35 <scofflaw> DUH
17:35 <elf-> tronyx you get nailed by the feds? get the hell outa here
17:35 <scofflaw> whoa wait
17:35 <scofflaw> tronyx is a narc?
17:35 <Volatile> before foonet got fucked by that lawsuit
17:35 <Volatile> they ran that shellbox that was 'unDoSable'
17:35 <Volatile> even had vhosts about it
17:35 <scofflaw> bro
17:36 <Volatile> all the DoS kids had shells on it
17:36 <scofflaw> we hire prolexic.com for that
17:36 <scofflaw> nice
17:36 <scofflaw> i need friends like that
17:36 <scofflaw> sigh
17:36 <Volatile> loo
17:36 <scofflaw> how did i miss that boat
17:36 <Volatile> i owned their uplink
17:36 <scofflaw> bro
17:36 <scofflaw> why did yhou USED To be cool and fun
17:36 <scofflaw> :(
17:36 <Volatile> and i synflooded their routers from about three diff hosts inside their network
17:36 <Volatile> locked the fuckers up
17:36 <Volatile> took foonet offline
17:36 <Volatile> WINRAR
17:36 <scofflaw> why?
17:37 <Volatile> why did i do that?
17:37 <scofflaw> yes
17:37 <scofflaw> and when can we do it to Libya
17:37 <Volatile> because he was packeteering me all the time
17:37 <Volatile> and i had owned his uplink for about a year
17:37 <Volatile> i literally scannd the entire public IP space for quake servers
17:37 <Volatile> from his uplink
17:38 <Volatile> and he told me i couldn't do shit about him, etcetc
17:38 <Volatile> 'triple OC3s'
17:38 <Volatile> so i joined #foonet and told him what was up
17:38 <Volatile> *shrug*
17:39 <Volatile> was the best time evar tho
17:39 <Volatile> :(((
17:41 <Volatile> anywhoo
17:41 <Volatile> beers to drink
17:42 <tronyx> no scofflaw, never had involvement with the feds
17:42 <tronyx> it's a hackers reference
17:42 <@chrism> THEY'RE TRASHING OUR RIGHTS
17:43 <Volatile> hhaha
17:44 <Volatile> tronyx is a narc :|
17:44 <Volatile> s'okay tho.. statute of limitations, brah
17:45 <tronyx> i'm reporting you to wikileaks Volatile
17:45 <Volatile> noooo!
17:46 <Volatile> he might take advantage of me when im drun.. wait.. he's in sweden now
17:46 <Volatile> :\
17:46 ..: tronyx is now known as tronyx_th
17:47 ..: tronyx_th is now known as TheFed
17:47 ..: TheFed is now known as Tronyx
17:49 <scofflaw> we don't need no stinkin rights
17:49 <scofflaw> your margin buying power has decreased
17:49 <scofflaw> you lost 500
17:50 <sampson> god this screen is so sexy
17:50 <sampson> i want to touch my penis to it
17:50 <scofflaw> thats 1 thing i dislike about my mbp
17:50 <Tronyx> penis prints?
17:50 <scofflaw> i didn't get the best screen/resolution because i bought it in the store
17:50 <sampson> i got the matte high res display
17:50 <scofflaw> :(
17:51 <sampson> was worth the wait
17:51 <Tronyx> you can probably fix it. get a copy of the MAc OSx bible and see whatit tells you
17:51 <scofflaw> i couldn't pay cash if i ordered it
17:52 <Tronyx> CoD dude
17:52 <scofflaw> does that even still exis?T
17:52 <Tronyx> lol no
17:52 <Tronyx> apparently it does
17:52 <Tronyx> http://www.usps.com/send/waystosendmail/extraservices/collectondeliveryservice.htm
17:54 <scofflaw> word
17:54 <scofflaw> i know who to rob now
17:59 <ragesong> hi
18:00 <ragesong> oh it's time for everyone to go home, and it's friday so everyone went home early, I see how you all are
18:00 <sampson> fuck i hate epson drivers
18:01 <sampson> keep stealing my focus while the shit installs
18:01 <Tronyx> l8z bitches
18:04 <@chrism> pZ
18:05 <sampson> l8r ho
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18:08 <sampson> so much screen place
18:08 <sampson> screen space even
18:11 <phobosd> sampson: HEY
18:11 <phobosd> MAKE ME A WINDOWS VM PLZ?
18:11 <sampson> HI
18:11 <phobosd> or wait, can't i do that?
18:11 <phobosd> do you use an iso or osmething?
18:11 <sampson> yes you can
18:11 <phobosd> or is it literally right click -> create win2k8 web bvm
18:11 <phobosd> vm
18:11 <sampson> yeah it's already on the esxi box
18:11 <sampson> nah create a new vm
18:11 <sampson> give it an ip
18:12 <phobosd> whats the hostname
18:12 <phobosd> nm,
18:12 <phobosd> i remember
18:12 <sampson> am.singlehop.net
18:12 <sampson> and the windows isos are on the datastore
18:12 <sampson> 2k3 and 8
18:12 <phobosd> cool thx
18:12 <sampson> yuppers
18:13 <phobosd> vmware login is rootpw right
18:14 <sampson> ya
18:15 <sampson> root/pass
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18:31 <phobosd> sampson: is there srsly a windows 7 image on this thing?
18:31 <phobosd> cuz i'd like one
18:31 <phobosd> it says there is, but idk
18:33 <sampson> idk maybe?
18:33 <sampson> i uploaded all the isos from our shared drive
18:33 <phobosd> oh, i see
18:33 <phobosd> i create a VM, and then install a guest OS
18:33 <phobosd> that's retarded
18:34 <phobosd> WHY U NOT SAME STEP
18:34 <sampson> yesm
18:34 <sampson> so 2 hours ago john was going to have "one more beer"
18:34 <sampson> i think he was talking out of his ass
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18:39 <kubi> oh man
18:39 <phobosd> sam just saved my comptuer
18:39 <phobosd> vsphere client took it over
18:39 <kubi> i'm on like 4 mbit DSL
18:39 <kubi> and it's like heaven
18:39 <kubi> the fucking hotel was awful
18:39 <kubi> i was getting 500 bytes/sec downloading
18:39 <kubi> trying to fucking download eve to update my queue
18:39 <kubi> ended up having my brother login for me and do it heh
18:40 <kubi> also, never fucking install eve through steam on a mac
18:40 <kubi> jesus
18:40 <kubi> you have to reinstall like every time you patch
18:40 <phobosd> ew
18:40 <sampson> hah
18:40 <sampson> i have a free 5 day trial
18:40 <kubi> you could have a free 21 day trial!
18:40 <sampson> i had one
18:41 <kubi> aura suggests i got my reimbursement for the maelstrom i lost
18:41 <kubi> when those caps went splut
18:41 <phobosd> HEH
18:41 <phobosd> yeah you should
18:41 <phobosd> you going to EVE tonight? we have lots of shit happenin
18:41 <kubi> yeah
18:41 <kubi> for sure
18:41 <kubi> i'm in tahoe
18:41 <phobosd> word, i may
18:41 <kubi> should be backin like 4 hours
18:42 <sampson> hmm
18:42 <sampson> i guess i won't do ssd on my mbp
18:42 <phobosd> sampson: how do i add shit into the datastore? i wanna add our w7 images
18:42 <phobosd> :X
18:42 <sampson> the upgrade officially is $379
18:42 <phobosd> pfft, SSD or die
18:42 <sampson> mmmmm you just right click on the data store and click add file iirc
18:42 <phobosd> oh and it like uploads fromyour box?
18:42 <sampson> i am putting my ssd in my tower i think when lion omes out
18:42 <sampson> ya
18:43 <phobosd> oh that's dumb i dont wanna upload 2G from my comcast lol
18:43 <phobosd> oh well
18:43 <sampson> ya i uploaded those from a workstation
18:44 <phobosd> took you ages i bet
18:44 <phobosd> oh well
18:44 <sampson> nah i was on a noc connection
18:44 <sampson> took like an hour
18:45 <phobosd> right on
18:45 <phobosd> welp, hopefully this works with win2k8
18:45 <phobosd> kubi: i'm thinkign of selling pre-configured hbot vm's to all our jews :P
18:45 <sampson> hbot? is that the new botnet
18:45 <phobosd> this is my friday night.
18:45 <phobosd> it's an EVE bot
18:45 <phobosd> for playing EVE online
18:45 <phobosd> well, not actually playing
18:46 <sampson> hah wow
18:46 <phobosd> yeah idk, i'm bored, it's friday
18:46 <phobosd> i want to tinker with something
18:46 <sampson> i will be getting drunk
18:46 <sampson> and complaining about my inability to get my ssd in my mbp
18:46 <@chrism> 6yeah i'm out of here
18:46 <@chrism> yay
18:46 <@chrism> PZ
18:46 <phobosd> bye
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18:50 <kubi> lol
18:50 <kubi> yeah i have roidripper going
18:50 <kubi> on a trial account mining
18:51 <kubi> it worked better than the cncmining one i tried which was *awful*
18:51 <kubi> they had a pdf that told you how to setup the windows and shit
18:51 <kubi> roidripper has autoconfig
18:51 <kubi> and it's opensource
18:51 <phobosd> hrm cool
18:51 <phobosd> it only mines though?
18:51 <kubi> but i hear a lot of people talk about hbot
18:51 <kubi> they have a beta that does ratting
18:52 <kubi> i haven't tried it
18:52 <kubi> i don't want to bot on my main
18:52 <phobosd> yah wouldn't trust it
18:52 <kubi> even though the trial is a referral of my main playing on the same ip
18:52 <kubi> lulz
18:52 <phobosd> yah i dont even wanna bot
18:52 <phobosd> i just wanna help TEST bot
18:52 <phobosd> lol
18:52 <phobosd> well, i may bot if i'm like, watching it
18:52 <phobosd> or something
18:52 <phobosd> but never AFK
18:52 <phobosd> have it in a side monitor doing shit while i do something else in the others type of thing
18:52 <kubi> but it sounds like a lot of people just get 3-30 day suspensions for botting if they get caught
18:52 <kubi> and lots of people never get caught
18:52 <phobosd> yah EVE doesn't give a shit about botting
18:52 <phobosd> oh fuck, rain stopped, time for a run!
18:52 <phobosd> bbiab
18:53 <kubi> so i'm cool with losing an alt if i get caught
18:56 <kubi> oh yeah i don't afk bot
18:56 <kubi> other than i tried it for like 30 minutes the other day as an experiment
18:56 <kubi> and all was well heh
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19:22 <phobosd> kubi: how much iskies do you make mining? just curious
19:22 <phobosd> i can make 10m clicks easy in my drake
19:22 <phobosd> not sure about belt ratting though
19:30 <sampson> got my ssd in my laptop woop
19:30 <sampson> i decided to try one more time
19:32 <phobosd> dope
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20:20 <ragesong> CLICKIN ISKIES FUCK YEAH
20:20 <ragesong> g'damnit
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20:20 ..: Topic for #chicago: Get your snack on...
20:20 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Tue Mar 1 11:33:17 2011]
20:20 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
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21:01 ..: Topic for #chicago: Get your snack on...
21:01 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Tue Mar 1 11:33:17 2011]
21:01 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
21:01 <phobosd> chrism: WATCH YOUR MOUTH MISTER
21:10 <billay> YEAH MISTER
21:13 <ragesong> `HEY HEY
21:13 <ragesong> er
21:13 <ragesong> goddamnit
21:13 <@chrism> lawl fixed
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22:32 <phobosd> kubi: loooool i heard we just got hotdropped. were you in fleet when that happened?
22:34 <mi|kman> is that some sort of sexual act
22:34 <mi|kman> if so
22:34 <mi|kman> GO ON
22:39 <@chrism> DROPCOCKED
22:39 <mi|kman> giggity
22:49 <somedude> hmm
22:49 <somedude> i was wondering myself
22:49 <somedude> wtf is hotdrop
22:51 <mi|kman> i dunno, but it sounds secksual
22:51 <mi|kman> and dirty
22:51 <phobosd> le sigh
22:53 <mi|kman> le hotdroppe
22:53 <@scrim> whatever it is, it's so dirty even urbandictionary hasn't heard of it
22:54 <mi|kman> oh that's foul andy
22:54 <mi|kman> pervert
23:17 <phobosd> :|
23:17 <mi|kman> hi
23:17 <mi|kman> i like you
23:17 <mi|kman> let's be friends
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23:26 <phobosd> ok
23:27 <Orb__> hallo.
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23:27 <mi|kman> oh no it's a hoosier
23:52 <sampson> woot finally home
23:52 <sampson> i hate babysitting
23:52 <sampson> drunks are no fun when they're angry
23:53 <mi|kman> true story
23:54 <sampson> woot mbp is installed
23:57 <sampson> god damn rebooting is so fast with ssd on mbp
23:57 <mi|kman> nice
23:57 <mi|kman> i'm thinking about doing the same for my mac pro

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