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#Chicago on Thursday, March 10, 2011

<Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC

Links mentioned today:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unreliable
http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC03581.JPG
http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC03571.JPG
http://twitpic.com/488d1n
http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01137.JPG
http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01139.JPG
http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01143.JPG
http://tronyx.networkgimps.com/
http://hackaday.com/2011/03/10/youll-shoot-your-eye-out-with-a-1mw-laser-pulse-pistol/
http://www.wonderhowto.com/news/wonderment/fluorescent-puppies-you-can-turn-and-off-0125885/#ixzz1GEy3RkGa
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/03/110310131058.htm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5516538970/

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13:22 <elf-> how do you spell ereliable?
13:22 <elf-> like inrealiable
13:22 <elf-> like pretty much saying not reliable
13:22 <reveal> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unreliable
13:43 <Orb_> unreliable.
13:43 <Orb_> It's spelled w-i-n-d-o-w-s
13:47 <mrtyfrdm> 3==D
13:55 <badkubi_> speaking of unreliable
13:55 <badkubi_> sup with that cloud yo
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13:56 <tronyx> kind of cloudy
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14:38 <Volatile> The Cincinnati Bengal who once changed his last name to Ochocino has finally crossed the line of sanity by publicly challenging UFC Middleweight Champion Anderson Silva to a fight.
14:38 <Volatile> PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
14:39 <Volatile> UFC is over-rated, but this would be *awesome*
14:39 <Volatile> 'IM BIG AND I LIKE TO FIGHT' != 'I TRAIN 8 HOURS A DAY TO FIGHT'
14:39 <reveal> LOL
14:39 <@chrism> hahahah
14:39 <@chrism> Yeah i'd pay to see that
14:40 <Volatile> i dont care how good your cardio is, being able to throw a big right hook isn't going to do shit for you against a trained fighter
14:40 <reveal> chad johnson wanted to fight his coach
14:40 <Volatile> especially the /best in the world/
14:40 <reveal> same as chuck lorree and charlie sheen
14:40 <Volatile> i could probably take ocho
14:40 <Volatile> heh
14:40 <reveal> prolly not
14:41 <Volatile> because he runs around a field playing with balls?
14:41 <reveal> yes
14:41 <Volatile> i didn't realize this bred champion fighters:P
14:43 <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
14:44 <Volatile> ..just sayin
14:44 <reveal> lol
14:45 <reveal> im waiting on jon jones vs shogun rua
14:45 <Volatile> i'd love to see some of the guys in the amateur circuits come out and make waves in UFC
14:45 <Volatile> there's so many guys who would rape half of UFC
14:45 ..: chrism changed the topic of #chicago to: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
14:45 <Volatile> loo
14:45 <@chrism> haha
14:45 <@chrism> quote of the day
14:46 <Volatile> i made topic
14:46 <Volatile> !
14:46 <@chrism> !!
14:46 <Volatile> this calls for a DRINK
14:46 * Volatile sips his carbonated water
14:46 <Volatile> (pinky up)
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15:35 <tronyx> hiiiiiii
15:39 <n|cotine> harro
15:39 <n|cotine> We were just shown what democracy looks like
15:40 <@chrism> ?
15:40 <@chrism> I think the world has been giving us a lesson of democracy fairly consistently for the past month =P
15:40 <n|cotine> Immigrant Reform protest just marched around our office
15:40 <@chrism> aaah nice
15:41 <@chrism> They used to roll down Jackson w/ that stuff
15:41 <@chrism> man, HUGE marches
15:41 <@chrism> I think i've got a bunch of pics from the ones on Jackson when i worked down there
15:43 <@chrism> also, was Luke marching?
15:45 <@chrism> http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC03581.JPG
15:45 <@chrism> taken from the SC offices I think
15:45 <@chrism> hehe
15:45 <@chrism> oh nah this was SC offices
15:45 <@chrism> http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC03571.JPG
15:46 <phobosd> http://twitpic.com/488d1n
15:46 <@chrism> wow
15:46 <@chrism> that's it?
15:46 <phobosd> yah weak
15:46 <phobosd> that was the tail end though
15:46 <SQL> z
15:47 <phobosd> chrism: when was that? 2 years ago?
15:47 <@chrism> more I think
15:47 <@chrism> I was still @ SC
15:47 <phobosd> what was it called
15:47 <phobosd> immigration march or some crap right
15:47 <@chrism> yeah something
15:47 <@chrism> SI SE PUEDE
15:48 <@chrism> haha wow, this folder has OOOOLD stuff in i
15:48 <@chrism> er init
15:48 <@chrism> http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01137.JPG
15:48 <@chrism> Mainmark ahoy!
15:48 <@chrism> http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01139.JPG
15:48 <@chrism> man there's a fucking OPERA CENTER there now
15:48 <@chrism> weird
15:48 <@chrism> no P&L either
15:49 <phobosd> wow
15:49 <@chrism> dude, have you seen that thing?
15:49 <@chrism> the KC operahouse?
15:50 <@chrism> hahaha http://mxreport.com/viva/DSC01143.JPG
15:50 <@chrism> James!
15:50 <@chrism> "HERE TAKE THIS"
15:50 <@chrism> Obviously that was tobacco
15:53 <@chrism> yeah that was def in my "HOW DO I WARK CAMERA" phase
15:53 <@chrism> yay
15:55 <phobosd> lol
15:55 <phobosd> not stoned
15:56 <@chrism> hah
16:05 <Volatile> wowz
16:05 <Volatile> gabe newell is a billionaire
16:05 <Volatile> fat fuck :\
16:06 <Volatile> at least i can stand in one place without breathing heavy.. yeah.. that's better than being a billionaire... oh fuck it, imma go buy some chsbrgrs
16:06 <badkubi> phobosd: is ma box still down or did dns not start up?
16:07 <@chrism> volcanhazcheezburger
16:08 <badkubi> i can no pingz
16:08 <badkubi> kubi sad. panda sad. kubi sad pandaz.
16:08 <phobosd> badkubi: idk?
16:08 <phobosd> i can look at it
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16:55 <badkubi> it got a journal commit error last night and crashed
16:55 <badkubi> hasn't come back up since
16:56 <Volatile> doh
16:56 <Volatile> poor servar :(
16:59 <reveal> r.i.p.
16:59 <reveal> volatile hello sucker
17:00 <Volatile> hio
17:00 <Volatile> what it is
17:00 <@chrism> wasn't reveal the dude that went all weird and started trying to dig up docs on people in here?
17:00 <Volatile> wouldn't be too difficult to dig up docs on us.
17:00 <Volatile> heh
17:01 <@chrism> lol fair nuff
17:01 <Volatile> so if he tried, and was not successful, no props for reveal.
17:01 <scofflaw> i know his home IP
17:01 <scofflaw> get him
17:02 <Volatile> pfft. my boy can pull docs on anyone on ameritech
17:02 <Volatile> just need IP and time
17:02 <Volatile> oshi-
17:02 <Volatile> heh
17:02 <tronyx> i'll get docs
17:02 <tronyx> you think you're all so secure
17:03 <@chrism> DROP DOX
17:03 <@chrism> DIX
17:03 <tronyx> but just wait til i override the subroutines and tunnel under your firewalls
17:03 <Volatile> there was a time i cared about that.
17:03 <tronyx> we'll see who laughs then
17:03 <@chrism> tronyx: fuck you i've got three ds-3 trucks parked outside waiting for you
17:03 <tronyx> is that the new nintendo hand held?
17:04 <Volatile> three digital signal three trucks?
17:04 <Volatile> ...
17:04 <Volatile> they're carrying copper wire t00bs?
17:04 <@chrism> Something's going on. They have two DS-3 trucks. That's serious bandwidth.
17:04 <@chrism> Thermal scopes show a huge heat load. Could be mainframes.
17:04 <@chrism> The house was listed by Celebrity Estates.
17:04 <@chrism> It was leased two weeks ago by a blind corporation.
17:04 <@chrism> No other info on them yet.
17:04 <@chrism> Wait a minute, Joe.
17:04 <@chrism> Blue shirt, pinstripe.
17:04 <@chrism> Oh, yeah, that's him.
17:04 <Volatile> my T3 is digital, pal.
17:04 <@chrism> That's our man right there.
17:04 <Volatile> DS3! straight up!
17:04 <@chrism> Just in time to watch Stanley find our worm.
17:04 <Volatile> what the fuck are you pasting
17:04 <Volatile> haha
17:05 <scofflaw> swordfish
17:06 <Volatile> swordfish = that chick's tits
17:06 <Volatile> ..that's about it.
17:06 <Volatile> oh
17:06 <Volatile> ..and a scientology mullet
17:06 <Volatile> that too
17:06 <tronyx> i should really bone up on my mainframe hacking skills
17:06 <tronyx> Volatile: do me a solid and pass the AS/400 manual
17:06 <Volatile> VAX, g.
17:06 <Volatile> VAX.
17:06 <Volatile> you mean the purple book?
17:06 <Volatile> gtfo.
17:06 <Volatile> that shit is rare.
17:06 <tronyx> can i get a "phat" scofflaw
17:07 <Volatile> (orb is logging; let's pretend we're just joking)
17:07 <tronyx> you need to play your part
17:07 <scofflaw> word
17:07 <scofflaw> just tell me what my part is
17:07 <tronyx> to bring back the old slang
17:07 <Volatile> scofflaw, quick, roll us a doob.
17:07 <tronyx> phat
17:07 <scofflaw> but hell yea youz phat
17:07 <scofflaw> hahaha
17:07 <Volatile> tronyx, quick, do something useful.
17:07 <scofflaw> do me a solid tronyx and quit being whack
17:07 <Volatile> haha
17:07 <Volatile> do me a solid
17:07 <reveal> hi scofflaw
17:07 <Volatile> aww shit
17:07 <Volatile> fucking 90s
17:08 <Volatile> the 00s is "really? really?"
17:08 <tronyx> so rad
17:08 <Volatile> and "brah"
17:08 <tronyx> can we refer to the "00s" as the nulls?
17:08 <scofflaw> hi reveal
17:08 <tronyx> shit is so null
17:08 <Volatile> let's refer to "00s" as 0x90, just to be confusing.
17:08 <scofflaw> peace is pretty 90s too
17:09 <tronyx> +1 for the 0x90s
17:09 <tronyx> cowabunga
17:09 <Volatile> there's no cowabunga in the 00s
17:09 <Volatile> 0x90 is NOP, tronyx, which could reference 00s
17:09 <Volatile> ..you should know this, mr hacker.
17:09 <tronyx> i do know this
17:10 <scofflaw> word
17:10 <scofflaw> and you know what i know
17:10 <scofflaw> nm
17:10 <tronyx> http://tronyx.networkgimps.com/
17:10 <tronyx> i am all up ons when it comes to shellcode
17:10 <tronyx> what was 00 slang?
17:11 <tronyx> nsync
17:11 <tronyx> idk
17:11 <Volatile> what language is that tronyx
17:11 <Volatile> or is it pseudo code
17:12 <tronyx> shellcode
17:12 <tronyx> intel X86
17:12 <Volatile> no, i mean the "my $ite"
17:12 <tronyx> perl
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17:12 <Volatile> how so?
17:12 <tronyx> how so what
17:12 <Volatile> perl doesn't do multi-line strings, brah
17:12 <Volatile> you may want to add a few dots.
17:12 <Volatile> just sayin.
17:13 <Volatile> (snap!
17:13 <Volatile> )
17:13 <Volatile> heh
17:13 <scofflaw> isn't that roon's domain
17:13 <Volatile> i thought roon was Neal's sewer buddy
17:13 <@chrism> hah ds3 truck == swordfish (the movie)
17:13 <@chrism> sorry, slow today
17:14 <Volatile> yah, i got that.
17:14 <Volatile> thanks, scoff, for being there for me.
17:14 <scofflaw> all i remember are tits
17:14 <scofflaw> Volatile i'll be there for you until the end of time
17:14 <scofflaw> we're 9/11 buddies
17:14 <Volatile> we are, indeed.
17:14 <Volatile> every time i think of the thousands of lives that were lost, i think of scoff, sleeping on my couch, hung over and fried from the night before
17:14 <Volatile> hah
17:15 <scofflaw> hahaha
17:15 <Volatile> i guess that makes Panda your 9/11 buddy too
17:15 <scofflaw> i am more important tho
17:15 <scofflaw> yea mang
17:15 <Volatile> im certain she was there, trying to steal your pillow
17:15 <tronyx> fixed Volatile
17:15 <Volatile> haha
17:16 <tronyx> consider your solid done
17:16 <scofflaw> what does it mean
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17:17 <tronyx> it means that i did Volatile a solid
17:17 <Volatile> you should add some code to overwrite main() with your shellcode ;P
17:18 <Volatile> guess that wouldn't work on most systems tho
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17:22 <Volatile> http://hackaday.com/2011/03/10/youll-shoot-your-eye-out-with-a-1mw-laser-pulse-pistol/
17:22 <Volatile> wow?
17:22 <scofflaw> who wants to join equinox with me
17:23 <tronyx> jesus
17:28 <scofflaw> i'll split the $250 i'd get with you
17:30 <tronyx> no way man. i have a sweet workout space in my apartment building. it's great. we have an exercise a bike, a weight machine with a bunch of missing parts, some free weights, most of which are missing
17:30 <tronyx> and treadmills that are so old school i'd look better running on them with leg warmers and a headband
17:30 <scofflaw> haha
17:30 <scofflaw> remind me not to move into your building
17:30 <scofflaw> which reminds me, i really want to move, sigh
17:30 <tronyx> we could be workout pals
17:30 <tronyx> i'd spot you
17:31 <tronyx> and put my balls gently on your forehead
17:31 <tronyx> you'd be all like, "do me a solid and spot me bro"
17:31 <tronyx> and i'd say, "ok"
17:31 <@chrism> NOT NOW MAH I'M IN THE ZONE
17:31 <@chrism> lol wtf was that even from?
17:31 <tronyx> yea, that too
17:31 <tronyx> my new haircut
17:31 <@chrism> aaah yeah
17:31 <tronyx> awwwwww yeaahhhhhh
17:32 <tronyx> fuck, i need to get gas and i don't even want to think about how much premium costs now
17:32 <Volatile> loo
17:32 <scofflaw> 4.11/ga
17:32 <tronyx> OMG LIBYA! Better raise crude oil by 80% just in case!
17:32 <tronyx> fuck
17:33 <tronyx> can someone well versed in the economy explain that to me? Volatile scofflaw? afaik, libya = 6% of our oil supply, but we could increase production in the U.S. and other countries are prepared to increase production, but instead prices just go up
17:33 <Volatile> libya's oil is a special, rare kind of crude.
17:33 <scofflaw> very light and sweet
17:34 <tronyx> are you joking
17:34 <Volatile> it's 2% of the world's supplyu
17:34 <Volatile> no
17:34 <Volatile> not a bit.
17:34 <tronyx> why is it special
17:34 <Volatile> the problem isn't just libya
17:34 <@chrism> holy fck
17:34 <scofflaw> does not require much for refinement
17:34 <@chrism> is it actually 4.11/gal there?
17:34 <Volatile> egypt, saudi arabia
17:34 <tronyx> i think premium is around there chrism
17:34 <scofflaw> i saw premium for that much the other day
17:34 <@chrism> g'damn
17:34 <scofflaw> ~3.80 for regular
17:34 <@chrism> it's like 3.50ish here
17:34 <@chrism> just filled up last night
17:34 <tronyx> that's the one good thing about working in the burbs, gas is a wee bit cheaper
17:34 <scofflaw> so are the hoz
17:34 <tronyx> that's the only reason i came to the office today actually, to get gas
17:35 <@chrism> SBOULDA JUST ATE BEANS
17:35 <n|cotine> burritos?
17:35 <@chrism> HABAHASDHSDKLJH:SL
17:35 <@chrism> =9
17:36 <tronyx> ...
17:36 <scofflaw> how much is powerball?
17:36 <scofflaw> i want to quit my job
17:36 <tronyx> fucking foreign oil
17:36 <Volatile> oil is the new gold.
17:37 <tronyx> how is it we're so advanced yet we can't find a cheaper enegry source
17:37 <tronyx> god damn
17:37 <tronyx> i would gladly lose 2ghz off my CPU if i could have cheaper gas
17:37 <scofflaw> we're not really advanced
17:37 <scofflaw> in fact
17:37 <badkubi> haha yeah
17:37 <badkubi> stopped at the gas station this morning
17:37 <badkubi> $4.20
17:37 <Volatile> nice.
17:37 <tronyx> premium badkubi ?
17:37 <scofflaw> some people like to say 1 reason our economy seems so 'advanced' is because we bombed our competitors to pieces
17:37 <Volatile> you smoked up on the spot.
17:37 <badkubi> yeah
17:37 <tronyx> fuuuuuuu
17:37 <tronyx> what do you drive?
17:37 <badkubi> you know it was actually 4.1999
17:38 <tronyx> i want to get a car that takes regular gas
17:38 <badkubi> but whatever
17:38 <badkubi> a4
17:38 <tronyx> oh no shit
17:38 <tronyx> i was looking at getting one of those for whenever my car dies
17:38 <tronyx> an older A4 s-line. well not old, but like 2006 or something
17:38 <tronyx> but with gas prices now i am ready to sell my car and get a cobalt
17:38 <scofflaw> get a chevy volt
17:39 <scofflaw> mini
17:39 <scofflaw> cooper
17:42 <tronyx> thinking about gas has made me angry
17:43 <badkubi> yeah i was looking at an s-line
17:43 <Volatile> loo
17:43 <badkubi> but i went to test drive it
17:43 <badkubi> and the check engine light came on
17:43 <Volatile> haha
17:43 <Volatile> nice.
17:43 <badkubi> they said it was just the coil packs and turns out i also had to replace the coil packs on the one i ended up buying
17:43 <tronyx> i like my car quite a bit, but it's that damn premium....
17:43 <badkubi> but i was still like noooo
17:43 <scofflaw> wow
17:43 <scofflaw> i wish you guys could see this
17:43 <tronyx> got a boner?
17:43 <scofflaw> i'm watching video on reddit from fox about boobs being good for your health to stare at
17:43 <scofflaw> i close tab
17:44 <scofflaw> but video with breasts/cleavge is still up
17:44 <scofflaw> over my other tabs
17:44 <Volatile> loo?
17:44 <tronyx> that's actually a known bug
17:44 <tronyx> there was a reddit post about it awhile ago
17:44 <Volatile> tronyx knows the CVE number.
17:44 <tronyx> "can someone tell me why firefox does this" iirc
17:44 <scofflaw> it's just funny to me that i have basically a set of tits
17:44 <scofflaw> i'm using chrome actually
17:44 <tronyx> oh
17:44 <tronyx> that's why
17:44 <tronyx> you're probably getting hacked or something
17:44 <Volatile> if i worked at google, i'd use firefox, and be sure to tell everyone how firefox is superior
17:44 <Volatile> haha
17:45 <Volatile> firefox was a web browser before chrome had a main() function!
17:45 <Volatile> firefox had plugins before chrome did. chrome stole firefox's idea!
17:45 <tronyx> you'd probably last a long time at google
17:46 <Volatile> yeah. i wont do my laundry at work, because i'd be sure to have my own home.
17:47 <tronyx> what
17:47 <Volatile> ?
17:47 <tronyx> you've confused me
17:47 <Volatile> google has a laundry service at many of their offices
17:47 <tronyx> oh
17:47 <Volatile> so that people who never leave the office
17:47 <Volatile> can do laundry
17:47 <tronyx> ahhh
17:47 <Volatile> sorry, google. <-- have life, will go home.
17:48 <Volatile> i should never be hired for a startup
17:48 <Volatile> cuz come 5 or 6pm.. im like 'SEE YA'
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17:49 <Volatile> think imma stop early today
17:50 <tronyx> you should
17:50 <tronyx> you deserve it
17:50 <tronyx> you work for yourself anyways, don't you?
17:50 <Volatile> fuck yeah i do
17:50 <Volatile> well
17:50 <Volatile> sorta.
17:50 <tronyx> or your own business or something
17:50 <Volatile> im a partner.
17:50 <Volatile> i dont own the business.
17:51 <tronyx> oh ok
17:51 <Volatile> but no one will say shit to me if i stop working early
17:51 <Volatile> or get to work late
17:51 <Volatile> heh
17:51 <tronyx> do you work from home?
17:51 <Volatile> yah
17:51 <tronyx> right on
17:51 <Volatile> usually, yeah
17:52 <Volatile> hmmz
17:52 <Volatile> tomorrow is teh friday
17:52 <Volatile> hope there's lotsa buyers tomorrow and the market is up
17:53 <Volatile> otherwise imma hafta sell some gains to raise cash :\
17:53 <scofflaw> for what
17:53 <tronyx> fleshlight
17:53 <scofflaw> he has 2
17:53 <Volatile> i have more than that
17:53 <scofflaw> 2 that i saw
17:53 <Volatile> you know how many pr0n shows we do?
17:53 <scofflaw> no
17:53 <tronyx> lmao
17:53 <Volatile> dude.. one of the parties
17:54 <Volatile> had 2 fleshlights on every table in the bar
17:54 <tronyx> good think i just drank a bunch of redbull
17:54 <tronyx> that will make for a very comfortable 90 minute drive home
17:54 <Volatile> IMMA USE EVERY ONE OF THESE
17:54 <Volatile> haha
17:54 <Volatile> i need to raise some cash for buying
17:54 <scofflaw> oic
17:54 <Volatile> there's three or four stocks imma buy more of
17:55 <Volatile> if they go down for another day
17:55 <Volatile> i like to have cash on reserve, so, i need to free some cash up to buy
17:55 <scofflaw> hrm
17:55 <scofflaw> i thought you'd like, go to the savings account or something
17:55 <scofflaw> but word
17:55 <Volatile> nah
17:55 <Volatile> my savings account has like $1k in it
17:55 <Volatile> haha
17:55 <scofflaw> :(
17:55 <Volatile> the rest is in my securities account
17:56 <Volatile> taxed cash
17:56 <scofflaw> playing fast and loose
17:56 <Volatile> nah
17:56 <Volatile> it's not all invested.
17:56 <Volatile> like i said, i like to keep some cash freed up
17:56 <scofflaw> word
17:56 <scofflaw> me too
17:56 <Volatile> if something happened like.. AAPL dropped 30%
17:56 <Volatile> i'd definitely buy a shitload of AAPL
17:56 <Volatile> that's why i have cash available ;P
17:56 <scofflaw> i see
17:57 <scofflaw> i'm saving for a house or something
17:57 <scofflaw> i dunno
17:57 <Volatile> heh
17:57 <Volatile> my CPA turned over all my info for me last night
17:57 <Volatile> i did surprisingly well
17:57 <Volatile> ..and the fed owes me $
17:57 <Volatile> no idea how that happened
17:57 <Volatile> haha
17:57 <scofflaw> nice
17:57 <tronyx> need to get in on some mutual fund action
17:57 <scofflaw> i'mw aiting on a check myself
17:57 <scofflaw> but i think i have to buy property soon
17:57 <tronyx> i will drunk dial a broker and just shout BUY BUY BUY
17:57 <tronyx> and use hand signals
17:57 <Volatile> tronyx, WSTLX has done amazing for me
17:57 <scofflaw> before rates/prices continue to climb
17:58 <Volatile> ..of course, i bought it during the dip
17:58 <Volatile> ..but it also tends to do very well
17:58 <tronyx> i need a book on this shit
17:58 <tronyx> mutual funds for pen testers
17:58 <Volatile> up 19.18% and 30.90%
17:58 <tronyx> i'll write that once i am a genius
17:58 <Volatile> for WSTLX in my SimpleIRA and RothIRA
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17:59 <Volatile> if i remember correctly, the minimum is very low for IRA investments.
18:00 <Volatile> if we get to may or june, and the markets haven't priced in all this nutty middle eastern shit, ill probably cash out my mutual funds and buy stocks
18:00 <Volatile> oil is just gunna get more expensive in spring/summer
18:00 <@scrim> min with vanguard is like 2K i think
18:01 <@scrim> for an ira
18:01 <tronyx> what do you use for mutual fund stuff Volatile? etrade?
18:01 <Volatile> that's my broker
18:01 <Volatile> yah
18:01 <Volatile> and i've never used anyone else, so i cant compare them to anyone
18:01 <Volatile> ..but i'm happy with etrade.
18:02 <tronyx> ok, time to pack up
18:02 <Volatile> Fluorescent Puppies You Can Turn On and Off
18:02 <tronyx> later all
18:02 <Volatile> http://www.wonderhowto.com/news/wonderment/fluorescent-puppies-you-can-turn-and-off-0125885/#ixzz1GEy3RkGa
18:02 <Volatile> haha
18:03 <Volatile> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/03/110310131058.htm
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18:59 <dvitous> bah
19:07 <kt> dv
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19:31 <dvitous> KAYTEEE
19:31 <dvitous> i missed sarlykinz
19:31 <dvitous> bitch :P
19:34 <kt> poor you
19:34 <dvitous> whatchoo doin?
19:35 <tronyx> don't be sad boo
19:37 <kt> 'eh just hanging out
19:37 <kt> the bf stayed home today so i could sleep
19:37 <kt> which was nice
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19:38 <dvitous> i tried to take a nap...
19:38 <dvitous> til fuckin jehovahs witnesses rang the fuckin doorbell
19:38 <kt> did you offer them a beer?
19:38 <tronyx> o.o where do you live dvitous
19:39 <dvitous> they barely made it past "we're missionaries...."
19:39 <dvitous> naperville
19:41 <kt> they dont come around here.. darn :)
19:41 <dvitous> we have cub scout leader mtgs at the LDS church... place is a lil creepy
19:41 <kt> all churches are a lil creepy
19:41 <dvitous> this is creepier than most
19:41 <dvitous> church/school
19:42 <dvitous> ur not allowed to bring coffee in
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20:46 <@chrism> lol i think sam just won like a grand in vegas
20:48 <tronyx> nice!
20:53 <@chrism> and now, i crack open a wheat IPA
20:53 <@chrism> BEE YARR BEE
21:02 <@chrism> ya know, this is certainly no gumballhead
21:02 <@chrism> but it's fucking delicious
21:03 <@chrism> hrm, i should prolly go do some math and figure out how much alcohol is in here before i slam a few
21:03 <tronyx> why's that
21:08 <@chrism> out of sheer curiosity
21:08 <@chrism> like I know it's nota 10% abv monster
21:09 <@chrism> but it could be anywhere from 3%->7.5%abv
21:09 <@chrism> just good to know before i throw down a sixer =P
21:09 <@chrism> and damnit it's SMOOTH too... hrm this is DEF. not a gumballhead, but it's tasty as fuck
21:10 <tronyx> nice work man
21:10 <tronyx> i can't help but bitch
21:10 <tronyx> AC brotherhood, BC3, new elder scrolls
21:10 <tronyx> but there doesn't seem to be much worth playing right now
21:11 <@chrism> I've got a ton of shit on my ps3 harddrive i've been meaning to play
21:11 <@chrism> the girls are out of town now
21:11 <@chrism> so it's time to pick something and roll with it
21:11 <tronyx> ah nice
21:12 <@chrism> pic == taken, trying to get it into aperture now
21:12 <@chrism> initial pour is clean as fuck and comes off as very very amber, almost red ale-ish
21:12 <@chrism> then i dump the wheat in and CLOUDY
21:12 <@chrism> ol
21:15 <@chrism> gah new version of aperture == new workflow
21:15 <@chrism> BOOO
21:16 <@chrism> new version is slow as shit
21:16 <@chrism> =\
21:16 <tronyx> god damn man
21:16 <tronyx> i've been looking so hard and there just isn't shit to play
21:16 <tronyx> send me a beer btw chrism
21:17 <@chrism> I'll totally bring some up to chicago next time i visit
21:17 <@chrism> tbqh i want to show my beers off to my friends =)
21:17 <@chrism> like i can't get over how good homebrew is
21:17 <@chrism> even for first/second/third brews ever, they turn out AWESOME
21:18 <@chrism> like seriously I don't think I could brew a budweiser if i tried
21:18 <@chrism> like i get the style
21:18 <@chrism> but it's near impossible to brew something that shitty
21:19 <@chrism> I'd seriously have to brew like a 3/4 of 5 gallon batch and then add water to fill 5 gallon, then bottle
21:19 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5516538970/
21:19 <@chrism> that's my "gumballhead clone" which is nothing like gumballhead at all
21:19 <tronyx> nice
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21:19 <@chrism> that's after I dumped in the yeast/wheat from the bottom of the bottle, prior to that it's clear as a bell
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21:22 <@chrism> oh yeah i need to check abv cause i'm buzzed after one
21:23 <@chrism> that's the other thing that is like ??
21:23 <@chrism> lol
21:23 <tronyx> hah
21:23 <tronyx> what time do you have to be at work tomorrow
21:23 <@chrism> working from home
21:23 <tronyx> DRINK IT ALL
21:23 <@chrism> it's like 4.6 gallons
21:23 <@chrism> =\
21:23 <@chrism> that's a helluva challenge
21:23 <@chrism> lol
21:23 <@chrism> if I were in chicago and had mi compadres, it'd be game fucking on
21:24 <@chrism> in fact when i get back, i'll totally brew a keg for a bbq
21:24 <@chrism> just always have a keg or two of something random waiting
21:24 <tronyx> heh
21:24 <@chrism> if we deal w/ it in one grill session, so be it
21:27 <@chrism> 6.12% abv, btw
21:27 <@chrism> =P
21:27 <@chrism> OG of 1.060 FG of 1.015
21:28 <tronyx> sweeeeeet
21:29 <@chrism> technically the exact opposite of sweet =P
21:29 <@chrism> hydrometer readings measure the amount of sugar in a liquid
21:29 <@chrism> water == 1.0000 initial gravity is 1.060 which means .060 is sugar, and .015 is the reading post-fermentation after the yeast ate a bunch of sugar
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