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#Chicago on Friday, March 11, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.randomblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Boss.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nl5DF.jpg
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-03-07/microsoft-is-said-to-pay-nokia-more-than-1-billion-in-deal.html
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100113195729AAYWibK
http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1299863457251.jpg
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/assets_c/2011/03/Big%20Flats%201901-thumb-250x333.jpg
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/the-beeronaut/2011/01/walgreens-big-flats-1901-beer.html#ixzz1GJSKrX1n
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/03/11/no-the-supermoon-didnt-cause-the-japanese-earthquake/
http://i.imgur.com/OpJaw.png
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Maps/10/140_35.php
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FlbtiTFmMA
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/3700/audemars-piguet-royal-oak-offshore-rose-gold-profile.jpg
http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/waterworld.jpg
http://www.seiyajapan.com/product/S-SBPP001/SEIKO_SPIRIT_by_power_design_project_SBPP001.html
http://www.seiyajapan.com/product/S-SARB015/SEIKO-Automatic-Alpinist-SARB015.html
http://www.amazon.com/Seiko-SPC015-Coutura-Advanced-Chronograph/dp/B001BMAJPW/ref=sr_1_21?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1299873893&sr=1-21
http://www.seikowatches.com/products/velatura/kinetic_gmt.html
http://www.timeandgems.com/Black-Rolex-Submariner-DLC-w-Black-Baguette-Sapphire-Bezel_p_560.html#
http://www.halfacrebeer.com/
http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5516538970/
http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/Beers.cfm?BeerID=40
http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/blackwheat.JPG
http://www.linkedin.com/in/ludloff
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-110310-japanQuake/ss-110311-japanquake-13.ss_full.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHip8Vkpt_0&feature=player_embedded
http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5503949227/in/photostream/
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/03/earthquake-in-japan/100022/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CD2LRROpph0
http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
http://seclists.org/nmap-dev/2011/q1/767


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09:01 <kawaiiblu> hi!
09:01 <tronyx> morning :)
09:01 <kawaiiblu> i made french toast for breakfast! i love fridays
09:01 <kawaiiblu> i work from home every friday
09:02 <tronyx> oh nice
09:02 <kawaiiblu> yeah it's a pretty sweet deal
09:07 <scofflaw> nice
09:07 <scofflaw> we get free bagles
09:07 <scofflaw> yay
09:29 <scofflaw> buy buy buy
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09:30 <VVelox> yo
09:30 <tronyx> howdy
09:30 <scofflaw> welcome to Maison de Chicago
09:30 <tronyx> scofflaw: do me a solid?
09:31 <scofflaw> eat my shorts
09:31 <Volatile> dewp
09:31 <Volatile> made a bunch of sales
09:31 <Volatile> heh
09:31 <tronyx> nice, i like the way you brought back some old school insults
09:31 <tronyx> bunghole
09:32 <Volatile> eat my shorts
09:32 <tronyx> Volatile: scofflaw already said that
09:32 <tronyx> you'll need to step up your game, sir
09:32 <scofflaw> yea vol
09:32 <scofflaw> quit bitin me
09:32 <scofflaw> my bad dawg
09:33 <Volatile> still coming in!
09:33 <Volatile> ..sales
09:33 <Volatile> heh
09:33 <Volatile> damn tsunami
09:33 <Volatile> you guys seeing this shit?
09:33 <Volatile> bout to nail cali?
09:33 <Volatile> end of the world, bro
09:33 <Volatile> it's a year early
09:33 * VVelox is currently mucking around with getting all the services on his home network in LDAP.
09:33 <Volatile> world isnt supposed to end until 2012
09:34 <VVelox> s/LDAP/Nagios/
09:34 <scofflaw> we dont need no stinkin japs anyway
09:34 <tronyx> what kind of services do you have on your home network o.o
09:34 <tronyx> FUCK SSH IS DOWN IN MY LIVING ROOM!
09:34 <VVelox> Volatile: The badnews is it is late. The value is really in octal and 2012 is long since past.
09:35 <Volatile> werd
09:35 <tronyx> isn't the world supposed to end like, every year?
09:35 <Volatile> freed up a ton of cash
09:35 <Volatile> my etrade app is going crazy tho
09:35 <Volatile> haha
09:37 <tronyx> http://www.randomblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Boss.jpg
09:37 <Volatile> nice.. halved some losses, turned in some gains. happy is i
09:38 <Volatile> anywhoo
09:38 <Volatile> bbiab
09:39 <Volatile> erf
09:39 <Volatile> maybe not
09:39 <Volatile> heh
09:43 <Volatile> nice buy back today too
09:43 <Volatile> heh
09:52 <scofflaw> who bought the ipad2
09:52 <Volatile> heh
09:52 <Volatile> that's right, it goes on sale today
09:53 <Volatile> werd.
09:53 <Volatile> not i
09:53 <Volatile> waiting for ipad3
09:53 <scofflaw> i was on my couch the other day surfing on my iphone when i thought to myself
09:53 <scofflaw> "this is what people want ipads for"
09:53 <Volatile> yah
09:53 <scofflaw> cuz iphone was too small
09:53 <scofflaw> :(
09:53 <Volatile> that's why i want one
09:53 <scofflaw> and i didn't want to get my laptop out
09:53 <VVelox> hmm
09:53 <Volatile> i have a lil asus epc that i sometimes bring to the couch
09:53 <Volatile> but it's a pain
09:53 <VVelox> Currently pondering what to do today.
09:54 <scofflaw> get motorola xoom
09:54 <Volatile> more of a pain than just having an ipad sitting there waiting for me
09:54 <Volatile> lawl
09:54 <Volatile> xoom
09:54 <scofflaw> atrix
09:54 <Volatile> all the other tablets are meh
09:54 <VVelox> Thinking of going for a nice long walk and doing some photography, making some more pizza, and then not sure what else.
09:54 <scofflaw> VVelox what are you gay?
09:54 <VVelox> No.
09:54 <VVelox> Bisexual.
09:54 <Volatile> that's gay
09:55 <scofflaw> VVelox let me introduce you to our friend sampson
09:55 <scofflaw> he loves balls
09:55 <VVelox> Actually, it is notably different.
09:55 <Volatile> i disagree.
09:55 <Volatile> you can be a homosexual, and also like the opposite sex.
09:56 <Volatile> vvelix is neal
09:56 <Volatile> when he said 'walk' he meant sewer spelunking
09:56 <Volatile> and by pizza, he meant 'get peed on'
09:56 <Volatile> heh
09:57 <Volatile> cali about to get pwnt.
09:57 <scofflaw> we need a sea shield
09:57 <scofflaw> well, ocean
09:57 <scofflaw> lol
09:57 <VVelox> uhm... WTF?
09:57 * scofflaw ponders whether there are still bagels available
09:59 <Volatile> vvelox, ?
10:00 <kt> ahahaha
10:00 <Volatile> kt, ?
10:00 <Volatile> scofflaw, ?
10:00 <Volatile> #chicago, ?
10:01 <Volatile> i love how the market commentary on the tsunami killing people in japan is that investors will see this as QE3
10:01 <Volatile> (lawl @ u, dead japanese people)
10:02 <Volatile> SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
10:02 <Volatile> ...DENSE FOG HAS SPREAD EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI...
10:03 <Volatile> ..if you live in cali, it's "....HUGE FUCKING WAVE. LOOK OUT UR WINDOW"
10:08 <scofflaw> good surf day
10:09 <Volatile> charlie sheen's out there bi-winning
10:11 <scofflaw> i wonder if he's getting an ipad2 today
10:12 <tronyx> VVelox != neal
10:12 <Volatile> According to reports, Microsoft is taking back any MS points that abusers of the MSP glitch used. An e-mail shown below highlights that MS is automatically conducting a 'points transfer' on anyone who unethically gathered the extra points.
10:13 <Volatile> tronyx, i know. i was just giving him a hard time.
10:13 <Volatile> vvelox has no idea who neal is.
10:13 <Volatile> So my 10 year old says" my mom likes to watch cop shows, and my dad is on cop shows" LOL
10:13 <Volatile> 59 minutes ago via Android · LikeUnlike
10:13 <Volatile> haha
10:14 <scofflaw> i hope its cuz he's a cop
10:14 <Volatile> ive bailed that fucker out of jail like three times
10:15 <tronyx> http://i.imgur.com/nl5DF.jpg
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10:15 <scofflaw> i think i'm going to get my sister an ipad2
10:16 <scofflaw> is it like, 1 per customer or some dumb shit?
10:16 <Volatile> er
10:16 <Volatile> no
10:16 <Volatile> there's supposed to be plenty available
10:16 <Volatile> meetung
10:17 <tronyx> meating
10:17 <tronyx> remote social engineering engagements are really fucking boring
10:18 <Volatile> ?
10:18 <tronyx> well, the on-site stuff is fun as hell
10:18 <VVelox> tronyx: Wow. Where the hell is that at?
10:18 <tronyx> but remote stuff is like, create a bunch of fake e-mails, send them to some people, wait 5 hours, send to more people, wait some more
10:19 <tronyx> build a fake website, send it to X people, see who bites, rinse and repeat
10:19 <tronyx> too much waiting!
10:20 <tronyx> some restaurant in cozumel apparently
10:21 <Volatile> srs?
10:21 <Volatile> a restaurant wants you to see if you can trick their employees?
10:21 <Volatile> FREE MEELZ
10:21 <tronyx> lmao wait wait let me reread
10:21 <tronyx> that picture is from a restaurant in cozumel
10:22 <tronyx> my remote social engineering stuff is for a trading firm
10:22 <Volatile> damn.. ipad2 doesnt ship for like 2 weeks
10:22 <Volatile> oh
10:22 <Volatile> didnt see tha
10:22 <scofflaw> yea bro
10:22 <Volatile> srsly
10:22 <scofflaw> like usual
10:22 <scofflaw> you have 1/2 ifnormation
10:22 <Volatile> you get paid to pretend to be a chinese hacker?
10:22 <scofflaw> :X
10:22 <Volatile> 'send emails, hope someone bites'?
10:22 <Volatile> :P
10:22 <tronyx> for 4 days, yes Volatile
10:22 <Volatile> i guess the africans do it to much success
10:22 <tronyx> well we do more stuff, trickery, phone calls, RATs, etc.
10:22 <Volatile> 409ers baby
10:23 <tronyx> you'd be really saddened by the amount of people that bite
10:23 <Volatile> no, i wouldn't
10:23 <Volatile> i deal with the results of end-users daily
10:23 <tronyx> oh yea
10:23 <Volatile> they're dumbshits.
10:23 <Volatile> 'can you tell me why my server is sending 500k messages?'
10:23 <tronyx> HAHA
10:23 <Volatile> 'user joe@yourdomain.com's password is "joe"'
10:23 <Volatile> or 'password'
10:23 <Volatile> or '123'
10:24 <Volatile> the best is when the owner of the company gets their password stolen
10:24 <Volatile> and they want answers as to how it happened
10:24 <Volatile> 'your password was made by a retar...'
10:24 <Volatile> 'your password was easy to guess'
10:24 <Volatile> 'isnt there some protection against my account being stolen?!?!'
10:24 <Volatile> 'yes. it's called a password, retard.'
10:25 <chrispi> gah, i hate confernce calls with brits sometimes
10:25 <Volatile> indians are the worst
10:25 <Volatile> cant understand a fucking thing they say
10:25 <chrispi> can't understand the northern accents :(
10:25 <scofflaw> my fave is like, "HI MY NAME IS JIM"
10:25 <Volatile> haha
10:25 <scofflaw> fuckers
10:25 <Volatile> YOU LIE
10:25 <Volatile> YOUR NAME IS RASHID
10:27 <scofflaw> vol
10:27 <scofflaw> can i hang out and just troll you all day irl
10:27 <scofflaw> while drinking and smoking at work
10:27 <scofflaw> maybe browse some porn
10:29 <Volatile> you're not very good at trollin, brah
10:30 <scofflaw> i digress
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10:33 <scofflaw> where do you guys think the best place to buy an ipad2 is
10:33 <scofflaw> without lines ands tuff
10:34 <Volatile> supposedly the lines at stores are small
10:34 <Volatile> because they pre-shipped lots of devices to physical stores
10:34 <Volatile> the intarnet is waiting 2-3 weeks for theirs
10:34 <scofflaw> word
10:34 <scofflaw> i got a bunch of 5s and 10s
10:34 <scofflaw> i'm hooking myself up
10:34 <Volatile> you going to buy one today?
10:35 <Volatile> ipad3 is gunna be what you want prolly :\
10:35 <Volatile> it's pmuch guaranteed to have a higher res display, more memory, etc
10:35 <Volatile> it may be slightly more expensive
10:38 <Volatile> im gunna get my inactive twitter account certified.
10:38 <Volatile> !
10:42 <Volatile> Speaking to IGN on the current state of the Wii -- which has seen few first party releases lately -- Nintendo president Reggie Fils-Aime admitted that the company has "pushed out some Wii launches so that [Nintendo] could focus on our handheld business." Fils-Aime was referring to the launches of Pokemon Black/White and the 3DS, saying that Nintendo is "already juggling two big balls" and that adding more to the company's plate would have proven "a littl
10:42 <Volatile> haha
10:49 <sampson> day 2: still not broke
10:49 <tronyx> holy tsunamis
10:51 <sampson> Klipsch speakers coming to Alienware's 3D-enabled M17x gaming laptop
10:51 <sampson> sad things happen wen you sell your company to corporate amaerica
10:51 <sampson> america*
10:51 <Volatile> ?
10:52 <tronyx> ? who
10:53 <sampson> klipsch
10:53 <sampson> they sold their company to i forget who
10:53 <sampson> audiovox
10:56 <Volatile> that's okay
10:56 <Volatile> germans just bought the NYSE
10:56 <Volatile> ;P
10:56 <Volatile> good trade!
10:57 <sampson> lol
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10:59 <tronyx> ok guys, let's write some viruses
11:00 <Volatile> k
11:00 <Volatile> system("rm -rf / &");
11:00 <Volatile> !
11:00 <@chrism> and so now, we know why Nokia chose to go the MS route
11:00 <@chrism> lawl
11:00 <@chrism> ms paid them 1 bil
11:00 <@chrism> er billion
11:00 <@chrism> http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-03-07/microsoft-is-said-to-pay-nokia-more-than-1-billion-in-deal.html
11:00 <Volatile> i wonder if mattman is watching his MSFT investment
11:00 <scofflaw> ipad3 will be same price as ipad2
11:01 <Volatile> scofflaw, i'm sure they'll try for that.
11:01 <scofflaw> they will do it
11:01 <scofflaw> they can do anything
11:04 <Volatile> they did well in 2009
11:04 <Volatile> ;P
11:04 <Volatile> through 2010
11:05 <Volatile> went from #33 largest company in the world by mktcap, to #5
11:05 <Volatile> they're around #2 now
11:05 <Volatile> if they do that well again, they'll surpass exxon
11:05 <@chrism> oh last night, I saw a tea party license plate
11:05 <Volatile> and they're PE is still only 19
11:05 <@chrism> they fucking exis
11:05 <@chrism> er exist
11:07 <Volatile> well
11:07 <Volatile> 'they're'
11:07 <Volatile> haha
11:07 <Volatile> their
11:07 <Volatile> ;P
11:07 <Volatile> start talking about AAPL, and i switch off teh brain
11:07 <Volatile> DAMN YOU, JOBS
11:09 <sampson> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes
11:09 <sampson> this is hilarious
11:09 <Volatile> heh
11:10 <sampson> all green things must die...
11:10 <Volatile> that video is so 6 hours ago
11:10 <Volatile> GET WITH THE PROGRAM, SAM
11:10 <sampson> i was sleeping
11:10 <Volatile> GET WITH THE PROGRAM, SAM
11:10 <Volatile> THE INTERNET WONT WAIT FOR YOU
11:10 <Volatile> LOOK!
11:10 <Volatile> THERE IT GOES
11:10 <Volatile> heh
11:11 <tronyx> so damn bored son
11:14 <Volatile> ?
11:14 <Volatile> no work to do?
11:14 <Volatile> im re-inventing the wheel right now
11:14 <Volatile> ;P
11:15 <tronyx> waiting on people to be idiots and download my rogue ass softwares and gimme their creds
11:15 <Volatile> ohh
11:15 <Volatile> ok
11:15 <Volatile> so this is why no one was upset about gabe newell's password being 'MoolyFTW'
11:16 <Volatile> he was referring to the guy he was working with
11:16 <Volatile> his last name is mooly
11:16 <Volatile> haha
11:16 <Volatile> what a terribad last name
11:17 <scofflaw> is he black
11:17 <Volatile> no
11:17 <Volatile> indian i think
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11:26 <tronyx> suggestions on new workout musics?
11:27 <sampson> is it wrong of me when i heard everyong going nuts about tsunami
11:27 <@chrism> and then?
11:27 <sampson> that at first i thought it was some new sony/toshiba technology to combat thunderbolt
11:28 <ryne> heh
11:28 <@chrism> hah
11:28 <@chrism> thunderslut is coming to Canon cameras!
11:28 <@chrism> yay!
11:28 <sampson> ya well at the rate i have used my camera it will take another 80 years to fry my actuator
11:29 <sampson> anywho
11:29 <sampson> time to shower/lose more money
11:29 <scofflaw> sampson
11:29 <scofflaw> let's move to china
11:29 <sampson> yesterday i signed up for total rewards and got $5 slot freeplay
11:29 <scofflaw> i found some nice apts for rrent
11:29 <sampson> and i was like WTF FREEPLAY WHAT I DO?
11:29 <sampson> so i was trying to find a $5 slot to lose it in one pull
11:30 <sampson> couldn't find one so i was like fuck it, playing this one
11:30 <sampson> bam $1000
11:30 <sampson> so i decided i'll gamble with that this weekend and go home even
11:30 <scofflaw> you have to love yahoo answers
11:30 <scofflaw> http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100113195729AAYWibK
11:30 <@chrism> sampson: haha nice
11:30 <@chrism> score!
11:32 <sampson> anywho l8
11:32 <@chrism> pz
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11:57 <@chrism> http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
11:57 <@chrism> damnit
11:57 <@chrism> so much for not brewing for a few weeks
11:57 <@chrism> lol
11:57 <@chrism> totally thinking about that dunkelweizen
12:00 <chrispi> nice
12:01 <@chrism> or the ESB, not entirely sure
12:01 <@chrism> my gumballhead clone ended up being nothing like gumballhead at all
12:01 <@chrism> however, it's fucking delicious
12:02 <Volatile> beer is good.
12:02 <Volatile> plain and simple.
12:02 <@chrism> indeed
12:02 <Volatile> SUP
12:03 <@chrism> hrm i dunno, beer can be as simple as you want, or as difficult as you want
12:04 <@chrism> consider it like... i dunno, the steak of the liquid world
12:04 <@chrism> =P
12:04 <chrispi> lol
12:06 <@chrism> so, I realized that Pilsners come from Pilzno in poland, or Plzen in Check Republic, but more commonly known as Pilsen in German
12:06 <@chrism> now ther'es Pilsen on the southside of chicago
12:06 <@chrism> but it's all mexican
12:06 <@chrism> i is confused
12:07 <@chrism> I wonder if it started as a germanic area or something
12:09 <Volatile> your dedication to beer is amazing. it's much easier to just drink it all
12:09 <Volatile> !
12:09 <@chrism> haha
12:09 <@chrism> man it's the first hobby i've had that hasn't involved a keyboard in.... along fucking time
12:09 <@chrism> and i'm loving it
12:09 <Volatile> haha
12:09 <Volatile> werd.
12:10 <@chrism> it's tastier than the guitar too =P
12:11 <Volatile> you make it sound like sitting around drinking beer isn't a hobby
12:12 <@chrism> haha
12:13 <@chrism> I did a similiar thing with bbq back in KC... I loved it, ate it at least once a week, if not more... And then went "holy hell I need to figure out how to do this myself"
12:13 <@chrism> and then sperged on it for a few years
12:13 <@chrism> hehe
12:13 <@chrism> i mean you can enjoy a good beer, and there's nothing wrong with that, but my brain wants to know how to take it apart and put it back together
12:13 <@chrism> hehe
12:13 <@chrism> i'm just surprised it took this long w/ beer
12:14 <Volatile> for sure
12:14 <Volatile> i did a mrbeer once!
12:14 <Volatile> ;P
12:14 <@chrism> As did I =)
12:14 <Volatile> takes too long
12:14 <@chrism> ya know, I respect the hell out of the Mr. Beer kits
12:14 <Volatile> i can run to the store and get a six pack in like 5 minutes
12:14 <@chrism> yeah that's the problem really
12:14 <Volatile> heh
12:14 <Volatile> tastes about the same too
12:14 <scofflaw> whatever man
12:14 <@chrism> The stuff that I've brewed so far is easily on par with any 10 dollar six pack that I've bought to date
12:15 <scofflaw> have you guys heard of "Big Flats" ?
12:15 <Volatile> scoff, you dont even drink!
12:15 <Volatile> :P
12:15 <@chrism> hah
12:15 <scofflaw> i think it's ~$3 for a 6pack
12:15 <scofflaw> Walgreens brand
12:15 <scofflaw> or CVS
12:15 <scofflaw> but yes, i don't normally drink beer
12:15 <scofflaw> but when i do
12:15 <Volatile> you drink pbr
12:15 <scofflaw> i prefer dos equis
12:15 <scofflaw> damnit
12:15 <scofflaw> someone was supposed to fill in the blank
12:15 <Volatile> ...
12:15 <Volatile> tl;dr
12:16 <scofflaw> reference to most interesting man in the world, but i fucked it up
12:16 <scofflaw> s/normally/always
12:17 <Volatile> hmm
12:17 <Volatile> i feel like making a good dinnar tonight
12:17 <Volatile> man.. i could so cook a skirt steak on teh grill
12:17 <Volatile> that would be bi-win.
12:17 <scofflaw> you and VVelox got a dinner date?
12:18 <Volatile> nah, i hear he's taken.
12:18 <Volatile> sam got dibs.
12:19 <Volatile> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1299863457251.jpg
12:19 <Volatile> sfw.
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12:19 <scofflaw> i'm busted
12:20 <@chrism> hahaha
12:20 <@chrism> LOGGED
12:20 <Volatile> hahah
12:20 <Volatile> owned.
12:20 <Volatile> you get fired.
12:20 <Volatile> itt, scofflaw: fired
12:20 <@chrism> scofflaw: lol that big flats, did you see a pic of that stuff?
12:20 <@chrism> someone bought it and poured it into a glass
12:20 <@chrism> it's like... the worst thing ever
12:20 <scofflaw> chrism i saw it IRL
12:21 <@chrism> hahaha
12:21 <@chrism> i'm sorry
12:21 <scofflaw> tasted it too.. tastes like shitty beer i dunno
12:21 <@chrism> http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/assets_c/2011/03/Big%20Flats%201901-thumb-250x333.jpg
12:21 <@chrism> shit looks like pisswater
12:21 <SQL> like Japan right now
12:22 <scofflaw> chrism but it's $3/6 pack
12:22 <scofflaw> who cares
12:22 <scofflaw> :P
12:22 <Volatile> my after-beer drinking piss is a lot darker than that
12:22 <Volatile> ;P
12:22 <@chrism> i'm curious what the fg of that stuff is
12:23 <@chrism> wow
12:23 <@chrism> no one has looked yet
12:24 <@chrism> that speaks worlds, when like even homebrewer morbid curiosity hasn't been set off by this shit
12:25 <scofflaw> Sadly, this can has a skunk odor when opened, which I thought would not happen in a can. Poured in a beer's best friend, the Sam Adams glass, it shows very pale, nearly clear in the narrow section, with a fizzy macrobrew head. After settling, the smell still can't clear of a slight skunk, but some of the adjunct is coming in beneath it. Taste is of some banana esters, a little acetone and corn syrup. Some hop bitterness is discerned, and some graininess, o
12:25 <scofflaw> Read more: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/the-beeronaut/2011/01/walgreens-big-flats-1901-beer.html#ixzz1GJSKrX1n
12:25 <scofflaw> whoops
12:26 <n|cotine> tl;dr
12:29 <scofflaw> was for chrism anyway
12:30 <scofflaw> maybe we should send him some
12:31 <@chrism> aah lol
12:31 <@chrism> so help me god, if someone ships beer from chicago, and instead of it being 3F, it's big flats
12:31 <@chrism> I will burn that city
12:31 <@chrism> ALL YOUS FUCKS
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12:33 <Sidster> Surfs up!!!
12:33 <Sidster> Too Soon?
12:33 <@chrism> yes.
12:33 <@chrism> but for you, AWWW FUCKIT GO AHEAD
12:34 <Sidster> Dude.. I am listening to the radio last night around midnight.. this scientist comes on and says that he predicts a major earthquake will hit in the next 14 days.. due to the moon and the solar activity.. 30 mins later.. BOOM
12:35 <Volatile> wow, man
12:35 <Volatile> like.. wow
12:35 <Volatile> srs question.. how does the moon have anything to do with earthquakes?
12:35 <Volatile> oh
12:35 <Volatile> lets ask someone who knows
12:36 <Volatile> Despite what a lot of people are saying, there is no way this earthquake was caused by the Moon.
12:36 <Volatile> The idea of the Moon affecting us on Earth isn’t total nonsense, but it cannot be behind this earthquake, and almost certainly won’t have any actual, measurable affect on us on March 19, when the full Moon is at its closest.
12:36 <Volatile> http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/03/11/no-the-supermoon-didnt-cause-the-japanese-earthquake/
12:36 <Sidster> the same scientist is brought back on the air and he says.. he expects more earthquakes of similar size
12:36 <Volatile> 'scientist' doesn't negate 'retard'
12:36 <Sidster> The Scientist says the moon effects water.. The solar activity effects the core of the earth
12:37 <@chrism> I used to host the bad astronomy dude a long time ago
12:37 <@chrism> then he got all big n famous
12:37 <@chrism> lol
12:37 <@chrism> cool guy actully
12:37 <@chrism> er actually
12:38 <Volatile> just saying.. for every 'scientist' that says one thing, there's a whole ton that say he's an idiot.
12:38 <Volatile> heh
12:38 <@chrism> god bless peer review
12:39 <Sidster> IT management in my company sucks.. We have been using the same old hardware for three years now to filter our smtp traffic. patching it and trying to keep it up and running. 2 years we have requested money for upgrades.. today one of the boxes died and the other one cannot handle the load..
12:39 <Sidster> BOOM!
12:40 <@chrism> ya know, I refuse to do "e-Billing" with any company that offers paper billing
12:40 <Sidster> now they are looking for heads to chop off due to the 40 minute delay
12:40 <Volatile> WOAH WOAH
12:40 <Volatile> that's crossing the line, chrism
12:40 <@chrism> cause they're always like "WAH WAH SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT"
12:40 <@chrism> fuck them
12:40 <Volatile> haha
12:40 <@chrism> i had my electric bill get flagged as spam in gmail
12:40 <Volatile> i've turned off all paper mailing that etrade will let me turn off
12:40 <@chrism> done/done with that
12:40 <Sidster> So did anyone go out and get the new iPad today?
12:40 <Volatile> i get like an inch thick stack of mail from them almost daily
12:40 <Volatile> and all i do is put it in the shredder
12:40 <@chrism> oh damn
12:40 <@chrism> haha
12:41 <@chrism> yeah for shit like that, I'd let them send a pdf or whatever
12:41 <Volatile> dude.. they send paper confirmations of trades
12:41 <Volatile> ..they send fund prospectives
12:41 <Volatile> ..they send weekly statements
12:41 <Volatile> account advisories
12:41 <Volatile> blahblahblah
12:41 <Sidster> some laws require wet ink for things
12:41 <Volatile> it's all a bunch of shit i'd not like people to get their hands on too
12:41 <Volatile> so i hafta shred it all
12:42 <Volatile> Sidster, no, there's no law that says etrade hasta paper mail me anything
12:42 <Volatile> i believe there are laws, however, that i should be able to STOP them from mailing me
12:42 <Volatile> heh
12:42 <Sidster> not etrade per say.. but some companies will not do business via email.
12:43 <Volatile> oh
12:43 <Sidster> if you are required to sign documents.. it if often the case you need to use a fax machine
12:43 <Volatile> they don't send me anything private via email
12:43 <Volatile> everything is available via their 'secure center' on their site
12:43 <Sidster> "The Cloud"
12:43 <Volatile> no
12:43 <Volatile> they do not reference "the could"
12:43 <Volatile> cloud
12:43 <Volatile> and they shouldn't
12:43 <Volatile> because it would mean my data was stored all over the place
12:43 <Volatile> and that would worry me.
12:44 <Volatile> the secure stuff requires my RSA dongle and shit to access
12:44 <Sidster> So you vision your stuff stored in a server under lock and key.. secure from anything else?
12:44 <Sidster> LOL
12:44 <Volatile> sidster, etrade is not your company
12:44 <scofflaw> i bet they're not even PCI compliant
12:44 <Volatile> ..yes, i believe etrade has pretty good policies
12:44 <Volatile> even if they didn't
12:44 <Volatile> FDIC, baby
12:44 <Volatile> im not worried.
12:44 <scofflaw> plus
12:44 <scofflaw> they're takeover target
12:44 <scofflaw> and have annoying commercials
12:45 <Volatile> takeover target?
12:45 <Volatile> lawl?
12:45 <Volatile> who said that
12:45 <scofflaw> since 09
12:45 <scofflaw> chatter has been
12:45 <Volatile> 'chatter'
12:45 <scofflaw> they are takeover taret
12:45 <Sidster> All companies cut corners
12:45 <Volatile> 'they' say lots of things
12:45 <scofflaw> they sure do
12:45 <Sidster> quit drinking the e-trade cool-aid
12:45 <Volatile> you must read a lot of finance.yahoo message boards ;P
12:46 <Volatile> 'XYZ will tank! SHORT SHORT'
12:46 <scofflaw> no
12:46 <scofflaw> i read answers.yahoo.com
12:46 <Volatile> 'WFT will be purchased THIS YEAR'
12:46 <Volatile> 'BAC to be bought by JPM!'
12:46 <scofflaw> i just troll
12:46 <scofflaw> you bite
12:46 <Volatile> loo
12:46 <Volatile> wasn't a troll
12:47 <Volatile> i wonder what company would *want* etrade
12:47 <Volatile> heh
12:47 <Volatile> 3.45b market cap
12:48 * Sidster is dusting off his resume
12:48 <Sidster> time to find a new job
12:48 <scofflaw> what kind
12:48 <Volatile> ETFC's awesome negative profit margins
12:48 <Volatile> negative ROE
12:49 <scofflaw> someone who only wants the clients?
12:49 <scofflaw> i dunno
12:49 <Volatile> they want the base that has landed etrade with negative profit?
12:49 <Volatile> i mean, i guess someone might go 'i could turn that around!'
12:49 <Volatile> but it's not like etrade is in an industry that's outperforming
12:50 <Volatile> etrade was putting up motds about how they weren't going out of business last year
12:50 <Volatile> i log in, and my brokerage is fighting rumors about bankruptcy
12:50 <scofflaw> i saw those too
12:51 <Volatile> tbh, i do think WFT might get bought :P
12:51 <scofflaw> largest shareholder is selling out
12:51 <scofflaw> (of etfc)
12:51 <Volatile> especially with all the lawsuit action
12:51 <scofflaw> oh
12:51 <scofflaw> to answer your question
12:51 <scofflaw> who will cuy
12:51 <scofflaw> by
12:51 <Volatile> and the fact their stock is down 8% now
12:51 <scofflaw> buy
12:51 <scofflaw> charles scwab or TD ameritrade
12:51 <Volatile> SCOTT TRADE
12:52 <Volatile> shit :\
12:52 <Volatile> haha
12:52 <Volatile> okay, let's say you're right
12:52 <Volatile> how is this a negative?
12:53 <scofflaw> shrug
12:53 <scofflaw> i dont remember saying it was
12:53 <Volatile> <scofflaw> i bet they're not even PCI compliant
12:53 <Volatile> <scofflaw> plus
12:53 <Volatile> <scofflaw> they're takeover target
12:53 <Volatile> 'not even PCI compliant' is a negative
12:53 <scofflaw> that was me talking shit
12:53 <scofflaw> i highly doubt they aren't
12:53 <Volatile> i thought you were piling on negatives.
12:53 <Volatile> ;P
12:53 <scofflaw> no
12:54 <Volatile> ohz
12:55 <Volatile> hum dee dum
12:56 <Volatile> what fore dinnar
12:56 <scofflaw> chick-fil-a
12:57 <Sidster> We have one out here in Aurora
12:57 <Sidster> Yumm Yumm
12:57 <Volatile> never been
13:00 <scofflaw> damn
13:00 <scofflaw> aurora has it all
13:00 <scofflaw> chick-fil-a
13:00 <scofflaw> sonic
13:00 <scofflaw> a mall
13:15 <@chrism> woot, reddit link karma broke 300 today
13:16 <@chrism> yay!
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13:22 <tronyx> solid workout followed by a protein shake and a tuna sandwich
13:22 <tronyx> massive shit
13:22 <tronyx> success
13:23 <@chrism> protein shake shits are epic
13:25 <sampson> solid 3 cups of coffee followed by beer shit
13:25 <sampson> massive success
13:25 <@chrism> hahaha
13:26 <@chrism> i had that this morning
13:26 <@chrism> KABOOOOOOM
13:26 <@chrism> totally hi 5'd myself
13:26 <sampson> lol
13:34 <@chrism> sidenote, homebrew with active yeast in it does amazing stuff for poo
13:34 <@chrism> cleaned out like a rotorooter
13:39 <@chrism> oh weird, i just learned that 'hefe' is 'yeast' in german
13:39 <@chrism> fuck i always thought it meant heavy
13:41 <@chrism> man i've got some wicked farts today
13:41 <@chrism> i totally just turned on the fan
13:41 <@chrism> =\
13:43 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/OpJaw.png
13:43 <@chrism> best anonymous operation name ever
13:50 <scofflaw> kinda lame mission tho
13:51 <@chrism> yeah agreed
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13:53 <scofflaw> whats next after 4chan?
13:54 <@chrism> 5chan?
13:56 <scofflaw> hrm
13:58 <scofflaw> i think it will be a furry world
13:59 <sampson> 10chan
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14:05 <sampson> i hate when you're afk and client is like OMGGGG THIS CAN'T WAIT so you get all the shit ready, just need to flip a switch but need their ok
14:05 <sampson> and they disappear
14:07 <@chrism> hahaha
14:07 <@chrism> yes
14:07 <sampson> it's like bplz
14:07 <sampson> i got money to lose
14:07 <@chrism> man there was that one dude D and Z always worked with that was flaky like that
14:07 <@chrism> Buckmaster I think
14:08 <@chrism> i dunno how many times I'd get all sorts of shit setup and then BAM he dissappears on a friday afternoon
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14:29 <scofflaw> http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Maps/10/140_35.php
14:29 <scofflaw> kinda crazy
14:29 <scofflaw> 138 earthquakes today?
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14:36 <sampson> learn 2 swim
14:37 <sampson> you made me bump that on my iphone
14:37 <@chrism> hah no shit
14:37 <sampson> speaker is actually pretty good :<
14:37 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FlbtiTFmMA
14:37 <@chrism> more appropriate
14:44 <sampson> roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
14:44 <sampson> i want to go outside it's like 80F
14:44 <@chrism> then... go outside?
14:44 <@chrism> vegas strip is fun =P
14:45 <sampson> can't client has a sandy vagina
14:45 <@chrism> you're doing work in vegas?
14:45 <sampson> i'm going to remember this next time he's on vacation and throw it back at him
14:45 <@chrism> fail.
14:45 <sampson> yeah i know right
14:45 <@chrism> fail.
14:45 <@chrism> fail.
14:45 <@chrism> fail.
14:45 <@chrism> fail.
14:46 <sampson> you know
14:46 <sampson> i paid for 1.5 mbit wireless and this is just a fucking joke
14:46 <sampson> i'm getting like .2k
14:47 <sampson> let's fire up speedtest
14:48 <sampson> hahahaha i'm getting .3mbit
14:48 <@chrism> awesome
14:48 <sampson> i'm glad i apid the extra $6
14:49 <@chrism> I totally love how Tool sounds on my Klipsch
14:49 <@chrism> seriously, epic++++++
14:52 <scofflaw> people in japan are dying
14:53 <@chrism> people in somalia have been dying
14:53 <Volatile> people in america died today
14:53 <scofflaw> they dont count
14:53 <Volatile> srs.
14:53 <scofflaw> they're black
14:53 <Volatile> like thousands.
14:53 <@chrism> oshi good call Vol
14:53 <Volatile> >9001
14:53 <Volatile> !
14:53 <@chrism> SCOFF: WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICANS?
14:53 <tronyx> i want a new watch
14:53 <Volatile> tronyx, fuck yah
14:54 <Volatile> i <3 watches
14:54 <tronyx> oh yea? nice nice
14:54 <@chrism> I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied
14:54 <@chrism> learn to swim.
14:54 <tronyx> i am looking to add something to my collection but like, i need to stop buying watches
14:55 <scofflaw> get a rolex
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14:55 <scofflaw> highest resale value
14:55 <scofflaw> for when you move up to say, a Breguet
14:55 <scofflaw> or Patek Phillippe
14:56 <tronyx> audemars piguet, royal oak - rose gold
14:56 <Volatile> resale value
14:56 <tronyx> EAT IT!
14:56 <Volatile> ...
14:56 <Volatile> who the fuck resells a watch, except someone who cant afford it?
14:56 <Volatile> :P
14:56 <scofflaw> sounds nice
14:56 <scofflaw> but i think it's piaget
14:56 <scofflaw> :P
14:56 <tronyx> no
14:56 <scofflaw> Volatile a lot of people
14:57 <tronyx> http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/3700/audemars-piguet-royal-oak-offshore-rose-gold-profile.jpg
14:57 <scofflaw> i think plenty of people say, why keep my old rolex when i gcan get a few gz for it and get something better
14:57 <scofflaw> i dont see whats wrong with that
14:57 <scofflaw> nor do i think that means you can't afford it
14:57 <scofflaw> it's prudent
14:57 <scofflaw> shrug
14:57 <Volatile> if you buy a watch that's >$5k, and you don't keep it, there's something wrong with u
14:57 <scofflaw> no
14:57 <scofflaw> there's something wrong with you for thinking there's something wrong with other people
14:57 <scofflaw> :)
14:57 <Volatile> wait a sec
14:57 <tronyx> i feel like if you get a watch that's >5k that's the thing you should buy to keep for a lifetime
14:57 <Volatile> you think you're going to sell an old rolex
14:57 <Volatile> and upgrade?
14:57 <Volatile> lawl
14:57 <scofflaw> if i have a 5k watch, and want a 20k watch, why not sell the old rolex for 3k?
14:57 <scofflaw> what am i going to do it?
14:57 <scofflaw> pretty much
14:58 <scofflaw> rolex has highest resale value of any watch
14:58 <tronyx> if you want a 20k watch and are really looking at buying a 20k watch, 3k doesn't mean much to you
14:58 <@chrism> because chances are if you're buying a 20k watch, you don't give a fuck about the 3k for the other watch
14:58 <Volatile> exactly
14:58 <scofflaw> maybe it does, maybe it doesn't
14:58 <@chrism> tronyx: ding!
14:58 <@chrism> lol
14:58 <Volatile> no, it doesnt
14:58 <Volatile> ;P
14:58 <Volatile> unless you cant afford said 20k watch
14:58 <tronyx> and there's a big difference between a 3k watch and a 20k watch
14:58 <tronyx> that's not an "upgrade"
14:58 <scofflaw> tronyx it's a freaking example
14:58 <tronyx> that's like sayin i upgraded my toyota to a ferrari
14:58 <tronyx> not applicable
14:58 <scofflaw> 5k to 10k
14:58 <scofflaw> whatever
14:58 <tronyx> NOT APPLICABLE
14:58 <sampson> man tronyx might suck at dcops
14:58 <Volatile> if you dont buy your watch outright, you shouldnt buy it
14:58 <sampson> but i fucking fail at networking
14:59 <sampson> like it's just terrible
14:59 <scofflaw> and despite what you guys think, its part of the reason why rolex keeps selling watches
14:59 <scofflaw> and why people buy them, shrug
15:00 <tronyx> i know why people buy them
15:00 <sampson> sure but the quality of a $5k watch can't be compared to cheap shit
15:00 <tronyx> well, no comment
15:00 <@chrism> BREAKING: A hero has shown himself in Japan... http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/waterworld.jpg
15:00 <sampson> sure some people like them because it's a $5k watch
15:00 <@chrism> lawl
15:00 <sampson> but if you get off on gears and shit you can appreciate them
15:01 <scofflaw> i think they're largely for status
15:01 <scofflaw> at least, with rolexes and stuff
15:01 <@chrism> well fuck yes they are
15:01 <scofflaw> if you want a tourbillion thats another story
15:01 <@chrism> no one *needs* a damned watch in todays age
15:01 <scofflaw> p much
15:02 <sampson> idk
15:02 <sampson> i used to be FUCK WATCHES
15:02 <sampson> and i got a seiko which isn't amazing but not terrible
15:02 <sampson> and i appreciate it
15:02 <@chrism> you already have a clock on you
15:02 <@chrism> it's calle dyour phone
15:02 <sampson> yeah and pulling your phone out sometimes is a bitch
15:02 <sampson> i.e driving
15:02 <sampson> or sitting in general
15:02 <tronyx> i like seiko sampson
15:02 <sampson> i do too but my watch was stupid
15:02 <sampson> you can't read it except during the day
15:02 <tronyx> http://www.seiyajapan.com/product/S-SBPP001/SEIKO_SPIRIT_by_power_design_project_SBPP001.html
15:03 <tronyx> was looking at that but i don't like that price
15:03 <scofflaw> i have a gshock
15:03 <scofflaw> :P
15:03 <scofflaw> $99
15:03 <sampson> don't get it
15:03 <scofflaw> balllllllin'
15:03 <sampson> it's got the same front/back styling as mine
15:03 <sampson> you can't read those hands in anything but good light
15:03 <sampson> unless it has glowy strips on the hands
15:03 <sampson> mine doesn't
15:03 <scofflaw> you need a button for a light
15:03 <scofflaw> :P
15:03 <tronyx> i live in chicago sampson
15:03 <tronyx> it's always bright here
15:03 <sampson> bars?
15:04 <tronyx> i'm not at old daddy's hooch tavern
15:04 <tronyx> we have lights at bars
15:04 <sampson> idk bro
15:04 <tronyx> maybe it's an issue for you in the fucking boonies where your bars use gas lamps
15:04 <tronyx> BUT NOT UP IN HERE
15:04 <scofflaw> i dont get you guys
15:04 <sampson> this is going to be mine
15:04 <sampson> http://www.seiyajapan.com/product/S-SARB015/SEIKO-Automatic-Alpinist-SARB015.html
15:04 <sampson> my next one*
15:04 <scofflaw> just because someone has * money doens't mean they're trying to piss it all away
15:05 <scofflaw> :P
15:05 <sampson> or something like that
15:05 <sampson> kinda want one of those ones that charge from being on your arm
15:05 <scofflaw> thats kinda cheezy
15:05 <scofflaw> you should get one of those boxes that winds your watch for you
15:06 <sampson> i'm not like tronyx who instead of watching porn masturbates over his steampunk watches
15:06 <scofflaw> yea
15:06 <scofflaw> that's gay
15:06 <tronyx> sampson: http://www.amazon.com/Seiko-SPC015-Coutura-Advanced-Chronograph/dp/B001BMAJPW/ref=sr_1_21?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1299873893&sr=1-21
15:07 <phobosd> scofflaw: reminder tomorrow nigth party if you're not busy :)
15:07 <scofflaw> I want a watch with DLC
15:07 <scofflaw> black diamond like coating
15:07 <phobosd> tronyx: same to u
15:07 <sampson> http://www.seikowatches.com/products/velatura/kinetic_gmt.html
15:07 <sampson> that would be pretty cool too tbqh
15:07 <scofflaw> phobosd i got you in muh phone
15:07 <phobosd> oh right
15:07 <phobosd> HEH
15:07 <phobosd> we know each other irl!!!
15:07 <phobosd> psyboom
15:07 <phobosd> seriously considering a keg of half acre though
15:08 <phobosd> going there tonight to try some beers
15:08 <scofflaw> sampson buy me this http://www.timeandgems.com/Black-Rolex-Submariner-DLC-w-Black-Baguette-Sapphire-Bezel_p_560.html#
15:08 <phobosd> only ~$30-50 more expensive than some shit beer
15:08 <phobosd> might as well
15:08 <scofflaw> hell yea
15:08 <scofflaw> we ballin'
15:08 <@chrism> wtf is half acre?
15:08 <phobosd> that's a baller watch
15:08 <phobosd> looks ugly as fuck
15:08 <phobosd> chrism: http://www.halfacrebeer.com/
15:08 <phobosd> chicago brew
15:08 <sampson> that looks fugly scofflaw
15:08 <Volatile> ugly watch, scoff
15:08 <phobosd> AWESOME shit
15:08 <sampson> and most i'd spend on a watch is like $500
15:08 <@chrism> oooh nice
15:08 <scofflaw> lol
15:08 <scofflaw> you guys are ugly
15:08 <Volatile> sea dweller, ftw.
15:08 <scofflaw> ugly people inside
15:09 <@chrism> yeah and if you stock up on *good* quality beer, it won't get guzzled like bud will
15:09 <Volatile> or milgauss
15:09 <@chrism> thicker/heavier beers keep you from going all fratboy on 'em
15:09 <@chrism> lol
15:09 <@chrism> not that you'd go all fratboy..... ohf uckit who am i kidding SHOTGUN
15:09 <phobosd> well, i'm hoping the keg gets demolished!
15:09 <@chrism> aaah
15:09 <@chrism> get pissbeer then
15:09 <phobosd> if not whatever, sunday drinking
15:09 <@chrism> DONE/DONE
15:09 <phobosd> i know
15:09 <@chrism> haha
15:09 <phobosd> but i wanna do both
15:09 <scofflaw> oh shit
15:09 <scofflaw> phobosd
15:09 <phobosd> so welp
15:09 <scofflaw> keg of big flats
15:10 <@chrism> you might be able to do a half keg or something
15:10 <Volatile> the dea dweller is awesome cuz it's pretty fucking indestructable
15:10 <Volatile> heh
15:10 <phobosd> good call, i'll see what they got
15:10 <phobosd> half keg of that, half of shit beer
15:10 <phobosd> win/win
15:10 <@chrism> mmmhmmm
15:10 <tronyx> and scofflaw your gshock is wonderful
15:10 <tronyx> i am a big fan of casio
15:10 <Volatile> ceramic bezel, surgical steel band, sapphire crystal glass
15:10 <Volatile> and water proof to 10k feet
15:10 <Volatile> ;P
15:11 <@chrism> man austinhomebrew has a SICK sale on right now
15:11 <Volatile> has its own automatic gas release valve
15:11 <@chrism> and I wans't going to brew again for a few weeks
15:11 <@chrism> =\
15:11 <Volatile> so it doesnt get teh benz!
15:11 <phobosd> oh man, tronyx is talking about watches
15:11 <phobosd> that dude has a steam punk watch
15:11 <@chrism> http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
15:11 <@chrism> thinking about a Dunkelweisen
15:11 <@chrism> mmmmm
15:11 <phobosd> mmmm nice
15:11 <@chrism> I can't actually think of any commercial examples of a dunkelweisen
15:11 <@chrism> tbh i dn't know if i've ever had one
15:12 <@chrism> but the idea of a dark wheat beer intrigues me
15:12 <tronyx> capital breweing makes one i think
15:12 <tronyx> i bought it and it was delicious
15:12 <@chrism> nice
15:12 <tronyx> or maybe that was dopplebock
15:12 <tronyx> idk, but it was good
15:12 <@chrism> was it thick or thin on the pallette?
15:13 <@chrism> thick was more likely a dopplebock
15:13 <tronyx> yea iirc it was pretty beefy
15:13 <tronyx> and high ABV
15:13 <tronyx> so probably dopple
15:13 <tronyx> bock
15:13 <phobosd> chrism: i've had a dark wheat before from new glarus
15:13 <phobosd> shit was AWESOME
15:13 <phobosd> def try it
15:13 <@chrism> aah werd
15:14 <phobosd> i'll show you apic if i can find it
15:14 <phobosd> it was a STOUT wheat
15:14 <@chrism> woah
15:14 <@chrism> hrm
15:14 <@chrism> those two are like, not something that should go together
15:14 <@chrism> lol
15:14 <phobosd> i know right?
15:14 <sampson> how's the 3f clone coming along
15:14 <@chrism> wheat is super thin and light, which doesn't really fare well in stouts and tends to turn them into more of a porter
15:14 <@chrism> haha
15:14 <@chrism> it's nothing like GBH at all
15:14 <@chrism> but it IS fucking delicious
15:15 <@chrism> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5516538970/
15:15 <sampson> fun
15:15 <@chrism> it's more of a hefeweisen as to where GBH is a krystal weisen
15:15 <phobosd> http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/Beers.cfm?BeerID=40
15:15 <sampson> looks thick
15:15 <phobosd> http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/blackwheat.JPG
15:15 <phobosd> not my image, couldn't fidn it, but that's it
15:15 <@chrism> it's actually really light... just looks thick cause i dumped the wheat/yeast into the glass
15:15 <@chrism> aaah
15:15 <@chrism> jesus that IS dark
15:16 <@chrism> oh also the GBH came out way more alcoholly than i expected
15:16 <@chrism> hehe
15:16 <@chrism> like 6.5ish percent I think is what it was
15:16 <Volatile> GHB is awesome!
15:16 <@chrism> when it should be like 4.5ish
15:17 <phobosd> lol wow
15:17 <phobosd> i would pound that right now
15:17 <phobosd> just saying
15:17 <phobosd> (not talking about pussy btw)
15:17 <@chrism> hah
15:17 <@chrism> yeah it's totally delicious and it's not even fully aged yet
15:17 <@chrism> like if I went to a bar and got that, I'd be like "Fuck me, this is good"
15:18 <phobosd> that's so awesome
15:18 <@chrism> that's kinda how i rank all the shit i brew... would I drink this at a bar?
15:18 <phobosd> how much do you brew at a time?
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15:18 <phobosd> 5? 10 gallons?
15:18 <@chrism> 5 gallon batches
15:18 <@chrism> I'll probably start stepping up to 10 gallons cause it's not any harder
15:18 <phobosd> so what you're saying is that you have 5 gallons of that awesome looking brew
15:18 <phobosd> in your place
15:18 <phobosd> that you need help drinking
15:18 <@chrism> haha yeah pmuch
15:18 <phobosd> ok brt
15:19 <@chrism> lol
15:19 <phobosd> srsly we should do that
15:19 <@chrism> in 2 weeks, the alpha king "clone" comes out
15:19 <phobosd> providing j bird is ok with it haha
15:19 <@chrism> oh yeah man I fucking agree
15:19 <@chrism> haha
15:19 <phobosd> i'm pretty srs :|
15:19 <phobosd> just need to plan or whatever
15:19 <@chrism> lawl, hey if you get bored, drop on by whenever
15:19 <phobosd> come down, drink your beer
15:19 <phobosd> see THE SUN.
15:19 <sampson> i was sitting outside drinking coffee this morning and was like
15:19 <sampson> fuck
15:20 <phobosd> word i'llt alk to mal, see whats what
15:20 <sampson> this is hot
15:20 <@chrism> I'd like to get a few more batches on reserve before that, so that way there's a variety
15:20 <@chrism> haha werd
15:20 <phobosd> but i was thinking the other night that we're about due to see you faggots
15:20 <@chrism> yeah and we're shitty w/ getting up that way
15:20 <phobosd> AND NOW I HAVE A "REASON" to splain to mal
15:20 <@chrism> hopefully corrected SOON
15:20 <@chrism> lol tell Mal she can babysit and she'd be down =P
15:20 <sampson> yeah right she doesn't need a reason anymore
15:20 <sampson> you do realize when you go baby fever will come back in full force
15:20 <phobosd> true
15:20 <phobosd> yah i know
15:20 <phobosd> :(
15:21 <@chrism> the lil girl is a shitload of fun right now.... No more of that "just hold her, that's it" thing
15:21 <@chrism> that part kinda sucked tbh
15:21 <phobosd> yah i'm pretty anxious to see the change in scarbar too
15:21 <phobosd> i just mjade that name up
15:21 <phobosd> i'm going to keep it
15:21 <@chrism> haha
15:21 <phobosd> (TM)
15:21 <phobosd> ok i'll hollar at mal, then we can coordinate when the next brew comes out
15:23 <sampson> yay done bye
15:24 <@chrism> actually i'm going to go put a sixer of this shit in my closet
15:24 <@chrism> so it doesn't get drank
15:24 <@chrism> lol
15:24 <@chrism> brb
15:27 <tronyx> kubi: you drive the A4?
15:29 <tronyx> fuck this, i need to stop thinking of things to buy
15:29 <tronyx> gonna play a match of BC2
15:29 <@chrism> WORKIN HARD
15:29 * Descartes pets the A6
15:29 <tronyx> you drive an audi Descartes?
15:29 <Descartes> yep
15:30 <tronyx> do you love it?
15:30 <Descartes> absolutely
15:30 <Descartes> never, ever get an automatic transmission
15:30 <tronyx> oh why's that
15:30 <Descartes> Because then you deserve a fucking VW
15:30 <tronyx> i don't want a MT in the city
15:30 <Descartes> pussy
15:30 <Descartes> what a waste of a car
15:30 <tronyx> you are what you eat
15:30 <Descartes> you're a dick hole ;)
15:30 <Descartes> anyway
15:30 <tronyx> Descartes: really though. i sit in rush hour traffic on my way to the office and on my way home from the office
15:30 <Descartes> I drive a 6-speed in town wiht no issues
15:31 <tronyx> when am i going to get the benefits of a stick
15:31 <Descartes> every day when you drive, coasting, not wasting energy at a stop from a torque converter, etc
15:31 <kubi> oh yeah
15:31 <kubi> audi love
15:31 <kubi> every time you're in the car?
15:31 <Descartes> and it's a drivers car... drive it
15:32 <kubi> i drive fucking 101 to silicon valley every day
15:32 <Descartes> automatic? is not driving
15:32 <Descartes> it's sleeping at the wheel
15:32 <kubi> stick isn't that bad in traffic
15:32 <Descartes> if you want a sleeper car get a mercedes
15:32 <kubi> especially when you want to pass some bitches who are putzing around
15:32 <scofflaw> mmm
15:32 <scofflaw> i want a mercedes
15:32 <scofflaw> but i think a lambo should be my daily driver!
15:32 <tronyx> hmmmm A6
15:33 <Descartes> DSG is just barely OK
15:33 <Descartes> er, s-tronic
15:33 <Descartes> whatever
15:33 <Descartes> just saying, if you buy a drivers car, get it in a config that's supportive of that
15:34 <Descartes> if you don't want a sports sedan, get a camry or a lexus
15:34 <Descartes> us Audi drivers love driving.
15:34 <Volatile> wait
15:34 <Volatile> you have an A6
15:34 <scofflaw> if you're a driver
15:34 <scofflaw> you buy bmw
15:34 <Volatile> and you're worried about wasting energy?
15:34 <Volatile> haha
15:34 <scofflaw> if you're into tehcnology
15:34 <Volatile> hahahah
15:34 <scofflaw> you buy audi
15:34 <scofflaw> thats the word on the streets
15:34 <kubi> a guy at work drives a lambo
15:35 <Descartes> Volatile: imagine driving a 300hp car with an automatic
15:35 <kubi> it's hilarious too because he's not like rich
15:35 <Descartes> may as well be 250hp :)
15:35 <scofflaw> kubi thats kinda funny
15:35 <kubi> lives in a nice apartment that he rents
15:35 <scofflaw> must be a gallardo
15:35 <kubi> yeah
15:35 <kubi> he has a rx8 too
15:35 <kubi> but he just blew his google wad on a lambo
15:35 <scofflaw> mazda?
15:35 <scofflaw> r8
15:35 <scofflaw> would be cool
15:35 <scofflaw> :P
15:35 <kubi> and not spends his time bitching about the cost of labor at the lamborghini dealership
15:35 <kubi> mazda
15:36 <scofflaw> hah
15:36 <kubi> ($135/hr)
15:36 <Volatile> heh
15:36 <tronyx> i'd take it to firestone
15:36 <Descartes> that's cheap
15:36 <tronyx> you can trust them with your lambo
15:36 <scofflaw> he sounds hood rich
15:36 <kubi> Descartes: that's what i thought
15:36 <tronyx> +1
15:36 <kubi> for a fucking lambo
15:36 <Volatile> i know a guy who has a porsche and he whines about the cost of brakes
15:36 <scofflaw> hah
15:36 <Volatile> 15k/yr
15:36 <scofflaw> i know a guy who owns a jeep with that same complaint
15:36 <Volatile> pmuch
15:36 <kubi> http://www.linkedin.com/in/ludloff
15:36 <kubi> that's him
15:36 <Descartes> audi owners don't whine
15:36 <scofflaw> Descartes untrue
15:37 <scofflaw> i know someone with a Q5 who whined all the time
15:37 <Descartes> they're so rich they upgrade and spend MORE money!
15:37 <Descartes> yea, an SUV...
15:37 <scofflaw> couldn't wait to get rid of it, and is now in a BMW
15:37 <Descartes> nuf said
15:37 <scofflaw> it's an audi
15:37 <scofflaw> i dont care if it was a unicycle
15:37 <scofflaw> audi owners whine
15:37 <Descartes> haha
15:37 <Descartes> i'm being a zealot
15:37 <@chrism> Audi's are like training wheels for bimmers
15:37 <@chrism> ^-^
15:37 <Descartes> lol
15:37 <scofflaw> oooh
15:37 <scofflaw> sick burn
15:37 <tronyx> how's maintenance cost on audis
15:37 <@chrism> OOOOHSHIT SON IT'S BEEN BROUGHT
15:37 <Descartes> depends on what you're used to
15:37 <kubi> i whine that i want mine to be faster
15:37 <tronyx> i don't want to go much beyond my saab
15:37 <kubi> that's about it
15:37 <Descartes> and if you go inde or dealer
15:37 <tronyx> i have a saab now kubi
15:37 <Volatile> you pay for maintenance on an A6?
15:38 <kubi> that's fine until it breaks
15:38 <Descartes> yep
15:38 <scofflaw> i think when you move into those vehicles most people have a maintenance plan for the first 4 years
15:38 <kubi> ever again
15:38 <Descartes> it's 10 years old
15:38 <Volatile> wow
15:38 <Volatile> that's lame.
15:38 <scofflaw> at least with a BMW
15:38 <Volatile> oh
15:38 <kubi> i like saabs
15:38 <scofflaw> i like saab too
15:38 <scofflaw> not their cars
15:38 <scofflaw> their shoulder-fired missiles
15:38 <kubi> they're just out of business now heh
15:38 <Descartes> I pay $110/hr labor or something
15:38 <Descartes> prolly $3000/hr maintenance, including 19" tires and a timing belt due this year
15:38 <Volatile> bmw gives you 4 years
15:38 <Volatile> and you can upgrade to 6 for another $1200
15:39 <Descartes> $3000/yr :)
15:39 <Descartes> oops
15:39 <scofflaw> Volatile thats not by default thought is it?
15:39 <Volatile> ?
15:39 <Volatile> every bmw
15:39 <scofflaw> i'm pretty sure you pay for that maintenance program
15:39 <Volatile> same plan
15:39 <Volatile> no
15:39 <Volatile> it's included in the cost.
15:39 <scofflaw> oh
15:39 <scofflaw> so you do pay for it
15:39 <Volatile> well, yeah, im sure it's built into the cost
15:39 <kubi> i pay for the audi extended maintenance
15:39 <Volatile> i dont think bmw makes money on free labor
15:39 <kubi> worth every penny
15:40 <Volatile> yah
15:40 <Volatile> i dunno what it cost, but i dont mind going in and just signing on the line for labor
15:40 <kubi> but audi/bmw/mercedes/vw all include all service and everything for the first couple years
15:40 <Volatile> they're always sure to tell you what it would have cost
15:40 <kubi> yeah
15:41 <Volatile> im well over $1200
15:41 <kubi> i paid $2400 for a 3 year extended maintenance
15:41 <kubi> and they've paid out like $3600 in shit
15:41 <kubi> including stuff that shouldn't have been covered
15:41 <Volatile> they've put $6k in for me
15:41 <Volatile> haha
15:41 <Volatile> and they had to replace my engine
15:41 <kubi> like when my headlight went out
15:41 <kubi> they wanted to charge me 3 hours of labor to replace the bulb
15:41 <Volatile> i kid you not.
15:41 <kubi> because you have to take the bumper off
15:42 <Volatile> my run had some issue with the pistons being too small
15:42 <kubi> so he said the ballast was bad and they replaced the ballast under warranty
15:42 <kubi> covered the labor for removing the bumper and shit
15:42 <Volatile> and it wore out the piston shaft
15:42 <kubi> and replaced the bulb for free
15:42 <Volatile> so they had to replace em all
15:42 <Volatile> new engine after a year
15:42 <Volatile> cant complain
15:42 <Volatile> i also decided to run my car off the side of a steep hill
15:42 <kubi> heh nice
15:42 <Volatile> and it fucked up the front-side driver wheel bearings
15:42 <Volatile> they replaced the entire wheel assembly
15:42 <Volatile> 'just in case'
15:43 <kubi> hah nice
15:43 <Volatile> yah
15:43 <Volatile> they were like 'how did this happen'
15:43 <Volatile> and i was like 'dunno.. i was driving.. i hit the brakes, and it clunked'
15:43 <Volatile> 'been doing it ever since'
15:43 <Descartes> haha
15:44 <Descartes> my next car will have warranty
15:44 <Volatile> the techs were like 'well, the clunking was this giant nut, that isnt supposed to unscrew'
15:44 <Volatile> 'it unscrewed!'
15:44 <Volatile> haha
15:44 <Descartes> this out of pocket expense makes my car cost as much as a new $20k w/ warranty
15:46 <Descartes> but I drive 24,000 miles a year now so that'd make any car need more maintenance
15:46 <Volatile> i dont drive much
15:46 <Volatile> 13k miles on my car right now
15:46 <Volatile> only 1.5 years until paid off.
15:47 <Volatile> that includes driving from chicago to boston and back
15:47 <Volatile> heh
15:47 <Descartes> I go to WI multiple times a week
15:47 <Volatile> fun
15:47 <Descartes> and work in downtown
15:47 <Volatile> WI is win!
15:47 <Volatile> ...
15:47 <kubi> i'm at 51k and paid off i think i'll be keeping this puppy for a few more years
15:47 <Descartes> I'm going to score a TDI I think, but I always change my ideas
15:48 <@scrim> tdi looks good to me too
15:49 <@scrim> i saw the passat at the auto show, looked nice 43 mpg isnice too
15:50 <Descartes> right now I get 24mpg if I set my cruise to 60mph, and that simply is a killer
15:51 <@chrism> http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-110310-japanQuake/ss-110311-japanquake-13.ss_full.jpg
15:51 <@chrism> oh no , spilled beer =(
15:52 <Descartes> poor sapporo :(
15:54 <kubi> hahah
15:54 <kubi> i mean the earthquake is probably over at that point
15:54 <kubi> but
15:54 <kubi> IN CASE OF EARTHQUAKE, EVERYONE RUN TO ROOF
15:54 <kubi> good plan guys
15:57 <Descartes> their buildings are largely resistent to earthquakes
15:57 <Descartes> they put their foundations on ball bearings and shit
16:03 <scofflaw> god
16:04 <@chrism> yes my son?
16:04 <scofflaw> sorry
16:04 <scofflaw> just laughing to myself
16:04 <scofflaw> my coworkers think i have the craziest life
16:04 <@chrism> k
16:04 <scofflaw> they're mostly older, married, with kids and stuff
16:04 <scofflaw> and can't seem to get enough of some of the stories
16:05 <scofflaw> but the most hilarious thing is the guy who gets the biggest kick out of it is like, 50, and chinese
16:05 <scofflaw> i dont know why but it's just super funy to me
16:08 <scofflaw> his name is bing wang
16:08 <scofflaw> i googled him
16:08 <scofflaw> google suggested bigwangs.com
16:08 <scofflaw> peep it
16:10 <Descartes> lol
16:11 <scofflaw> Descartes my buddy you met got an offer from his old job
16:11 <scofflaw> for a while the other day i thought he was out the door
16:11 <Descartes> oh really?
16:11 <Descartes> damn
16:12 <Descartes> I'll go take his position
16:12 <Descartes> if you google me now it's mostly good things ;)
16:12 <scofflaw> bring bitches
16:13 <scofflaw> you're all up on myspace
16:14 <scofflaw> these old married dudes could use some excitement
16:14 <scofflaw> i think i have to take them to tilted kilt
16:20 <Descartes> haha
16:21 <Descartes> yea me and you would give them reason for living agian
16:21 <Descartes> hrm I gotta turn my myspace off, I never use it
16:22 <tronyx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHip8Vkpt_0&feature=player_embedded
16:23 <scofflaw> i feel i've done a fairly good job of keeping myself off google
16:23 <scofflaw> but theres some gay fb mafia wars lin
16:23 <scofflaw> bitches
16:24 <Descartes> yea, most of mine is OKk
16:24 <Descartes> I have a smut gallery album on my gallery2 album that I maintain, so now I'm making it password protected
16:24 <Descartes> in my mid 20s I didn't care
16:24 <Descartes> but now I want 6-figs, so I gotta play it straighter
16:28 <phobosd> chrism: OMFG
16:28 <phobosd> THIS BIB
16:28 <phobosd> i can't fucking link your flickr
16:28 <phobosd> "when i grow upi wanna be a computer geek like my dad"
16:28 <phobosd> THAT. IS. AWESOME.
16:28 <VVelox> re
16:28 * VVelox now back from sleeping.
16:28 <phobosd> oh
16:28 <phobosd> http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismm/5503949227/in/photostream/
16:28 <phobosd> gues that works
16:29 <tronyx> http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/03/earthquake-in-japan/100022/
16:30 <tronyx> that is some fucking devastation
16:31 <Descartes> it'll help their economy
16:31 <tronyx> sampson: you still there?
16:32 <tronyx> scofflaw: do me a solid. jam out to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CD2LRROpph0
16:34 <@chrism> phobosd: haha I think that came from Dan and Patti
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16:45 <@chrism> mi|kman: next challenges found: http://www.austinhomebrew.com/index.php?cPath=178_452_638
16:53 <mi|kman> niiiice
17:00 <@chrism> I think the dunkelweizen is next up
17:00 <@chrism> dunno, will contemplate
17:00 <@chrism> lol
17:01 <@chrism> I *REALLY* need to get on washing my own yeast
17:09 <Volatile> ...
17:09 <Volatile> you know, if you washed yourself regularly, you wouldn't have a problem with yeast.
17:09 <@chrism> DOT DOT DOT
17:09 <Volatile> PLUS PLUS PLUS
17:09 <Volatile> It's triple plus good.
17:09 <@chrism> lol
17:10 <@chrism> yeast washing == cultivation
17:10 <@chrism> it's actually kinda cool
17:10 <@chrism> i buy one thing of a specific kind of yeast, use it to brew a batch and then I can make roughly 4-5 batches of yeast with what's left on the bottom
17:11 <@chrism> and each of those can spawn 4 more
17:11 <@chrism> up to like 6-7 generations is when things get a bit wonky i guess
17:11 <@chrism> so at a cost of 8-9 bucks apiece if you buy every batch, that shit saves you bank in the longrun
17:14 <Volatile> i see
17:14 <Volatile> i still maintain that drinking beer, from the store, is far more productive.
17:14 <Volatile> ;P
17:14 <Volatile> i mean, shit, if you're gunna sit around and drink, why take the lazy out of something so lazy?
17:14 <@chrism> I don't know if you can put productive in the same sentence w/ drinking beer
17:14 <@chrism> =P
17:14 <Volatile> heh
17:15 <Volatile> man hours are 'spensive, brah
17:15 <@chrism> the same could be said for cooking ^-^
17:15 <Volatile> no way
17:15 <Volatile> you need food to live.
17:15 <@chrism> nah, saying you could just always order out
17:15 <@chrism> no reason to cook @ home
17:15 <scofflaw> yep
17:15 <scofflaw> pmuch
17:16 <scofflaw> cooking at home is for fags
17:16 <Volatile> food is expensive.
17:16 <Volatile> beer is not.
17:16 <@chrism> good beer, is
17:16 <@chrism> muchl ike good food
17:16 <Volatile> you mean beer with too much hops?
17:16 <Volatile> :P
17:16 <phobosd> 'too much'
17:16 <phobosd> get out
17:16 <Volatile> haha
17:16 <Volatile> fuck your stout, niggah!
17:16 <scofflaw> modus hoperandi
17:16 <Volatile> heh
17:16 <@chrism> hahah
17:16 <scofflaw> try it if you haven't
17:16 <@chrism> yeah that's int he cans, right?
17:16 <@chrism> green?
17:16 <@chrism> i think that's a ska brewing thing, not entirely sure
17:16 <scofflaw> yes
17:16 <@chrism> it's tasty as fuck
17:16 <scofflaw> Ska Brewing
17:16 <scofflaw> yes
17:17 <@chrism> it's weird, you're seeing all the craft brewers going to cans now
17:17 <@chrism> i don't know how i feel about that =(
17:17 <scofflaw> if you love the environment
17:17 <@chrism> it just feels.... fucking weird, to crack open a can of beer, pour it and have it be delicious
17:17 <scofflaw> you should be for it, i think
17:17 <@chrism> i already recycle all of our glass beer bottles
17:18 <@chrism> into more batches of beer ^-^
17:18 <@chrism> i can't do that w/ a can
17:18 <@chrism> oooh borderlands GOTY edition
17:18 * chrism snags
17:18 <Volatile> i love this private financial chat network. as soon as the market closes, like 30 people just /quit
17:18 <Volatile> heh
17:18 <Volatile> they're all off to the bars
17:18 <Volatile> to spend some hard-earned money
17:18 <@chrism> man
17:18 <@chrism> traders party fucking hard
17:19 <Volatile> yah
17:19 <Volatile> this one dude over there, he runs his own 300m hedge fund
17:19 <Volatile> all by himself.
17:19 <@chrism> damn
17:19 <Volatile> his website is hilarious
17:19 <@chrism> i bet he has blow in place of breakfast cereal every morning
17:19 <Volatile> looks like i made it
17:19 <Volatile> black background
17:19 <Volatile> bad colored text
17:19 <Volatile> 'minimum investment is $10m'
17:20 <Volatile> i have no idea what his fees are.
17:20 <Volatile> but if he's managing 300m, and mininum investment is 10m, he has at least 30 people paying fees
17:20 <Volatile> even .001% would be 300k/yr
17:20 <Volatile> and i doubt it's that low.
17:21 <Volatile> probably more like .005
17:21 <scofflaw> unless he's losing money
17:21 <Volatile> couldn't tell yah.
17:21 <scofflaw> but i guess it's always contractual
17:21 <Volatile> i know money managers get paid regardless
17:21 <Volatile> not just a %
17:21 <scofflaw> if we dont make the customer money, i believe they dont pay us
17:21 <scofflaw> but when we do, the % is nice
17:21 <scofflaw> but i really don't know
17:21 <Volatile> well
17:21 <Volatile> he's a hedge fund
17:22 <Volatile> he cant be doing too badly right now
17:22 <Volatile> heh
17:22 <@chrism> heh
17:22 <Volatile> i switch over to their chat occasionally, just to see what they're talking about
17:22 <Volatile> i can barely decipher half of what they say
17:22 <Volatile> everything is a three letter acronym
17:23 <@chrism> VOL SUX DIX
17:23 <scofflaw> true story
17:24 <Volatile> chrism, *please* stop harassing me. i've told you: i won't date you. not only do you have a live-in gf, who had your baby, but I'm not gay.
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17:25 <Volatile> also
17:25 <Volatile> <chrism> no shit
17:25 <Volatile> SHIT
17:25 <Volatile> p8p67 on newegg
17:25 <Volatile> YES
17:26 <scofflaw> TIL that André the Giant is claimed to have once drank 197 16-ounce beers in one sitting
17:26 <scofflaw> your hero chrism
17:40 <@chrism> haha
17:40 <@chrism> Andre was awesome
17:42 <@chrism> woah, u-verse speed bump
17:42 <@chrism> rocking 3MB/s right now
17:46 <phobosd> Inexpensive Hosting is now following you on Twitter!
17:47 <phobosd> innovative name...
17:50 <@chrism> hahaha
17:55 <VVelox> nagios is fucking sweet
17:55 <VVelox> Can't believe I've never set it up before yesetday at home.
18:00 <@chrism> yes, it is =)
18:21 <@chrism> goddamnit
18:21 <@chrism> NFL Lockout is happening
18:21 <@chrism> FUCKING BOOOOOOOOO
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18:33 <@chrism> http://seclists.org/nmap-dev/2011/q1/767
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18:47 <Volatile> This scanner would not take us very long to write, and it would BLOW
18:47 <Volatile> THE BALLS OFF OF NMAP.
18:47 <Volatile> dude... write a good scanner, but for the love of god, dont fuck with nmap's balls
18:47 <@chrism> hahaha
18:48 <@chrism> BEER THIRT
18:48 <@chrism> y
18:48 <@chrism> =\
18:48 <@chrism> actually Beer and PS3 thirty
18:48 <@chrism> fuck this i'm out
18:48 <@chrism> PZ
19:08 <Volatile> wow.. some guy in cali died trying to snap photos of the tsunami
19:08 <Volatile> ...tsunami got him
19:08 <Volatile> pro tip: stay away from tsunamis
19:26 <@chrism> ya know, it's funny when you're on a project with someone that's a helluva lot more enthusiastic about their job than you are yours
19:26 <@chrism> like it's 6:30 and they've been typing away in my jabber window
19:26 <@chrism> i've been drinking beers and playing ps3 for like half an hour now
19:26 <@chrism> i just signed off
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19:30 <@chrism> like if there was a dealine or something coming, it'd be a diff deal, but it's 3 weeks away
19:30 <@chrism> heh
19:30 <@chrism> deadline that is
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21:41 <VVelox> Did not go for a long walk.
21:41 <VVelox> Buy did buy a flask.
21:41 <kubi> Break it in as well?
21:46 <VVelox> Not yet.
21:53 <VVelox> hmm..
21:53 <VVelox> I should setup reverse DNS for my LAN.
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