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#Chicago on Tuesday, March 15, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.neowin.net/news/internet-explorer-9-rtm-now-available
http://www.buy.com/prod/intel-x25-m-120gb-2-5-sata-ii-internal-solid-state-drive-ssd/q/loc/101/217311730.html
http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/15/adobe-finds-critical-security-hole-in-flash-player-wont-fix/
http://www.bugcomic.com/
http://www.abc.net.au/news/events/japan-quake-2011/beforeafter.htm
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/%E3%82%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AB%E3%82%A6%E3%83%B3%E3%82%BF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_ggFovJNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2IRyXzDOsA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/user/Cizzie888
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC71fFdCsbk
http://openinfosecfoundation.org/
http://snort-inline.sourceforge.net/
http://fyeahkellyt.tumblr.com/post/3861124375/here-is-a-diagram-to-put-the-japan-tsunami-in
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2354/
http://i.imgur.com/pAite.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/2008-0830-UVA-FiveGuys-burger.jpg
http://blog.dantup.com/2011/03/why-im-close-to-giving-up-on-windows-phone-7-as-a-user-and-a-developer
http://kotaku.com/#!5769708/batman-arkham-city
http://i.imgur.com/McY7G.jpg
http://www.koushikdutta.com/2010/12/windows-phone-marketplace-woes.html
http://theync.com/media.php?name=19332-omg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DALvNCbgcKg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DALvNCbgcKg&feature=player_detailpage#t=137s
http://i55.tinypic.com/2retbao.png
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/haloreach/news.html?sid=6303989
http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/15/roxio-debuts-100-game-capture-device-to-record-your-console-her/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KarJrCEyn88
http://aws.amazon.com/free/
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/g4g99/my_girlfriend_tried_to_rationalize_glenn_becks/
http://www.reddit.com/user/jesusrules
http://www.reddit.com/user/JesusRules/
http://i.imgur.com/K0znv.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP-sSeqPywI


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Tue Mar 15 00:00:10 2011
00:27 <@chrism> and so the resume submissions begin
00:27 * chrism sighs
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00:58 <mattman> IE9 RTM made me reboot
00:58 <mattman> rawr
00:58 <mattman> whatevs, fuck a beat
00:58 <mattman> http://www.neowin.net/news/internet-explorer-9-rtm-now-available
00:59 <Randy> sad news about your zune
00:59 <mattman> i dont have a zune
00:59 <mattman> just my phone
00:59 <Randy> yah, no one had a zune.
00:59 <Randy> kinda the point
01:00 <mattman> yeah
01:00 <mattman> Macs with only 5% marketshare, why dont they just give up
01:00 <Randy> um, isn't it more like 11%?
01:00 <mattman> i love markets where one player has 90% marketshare, it worked so well for windows
01:06 <mattman> i think im gonna get this ssd
01:06 <mattman> http://www.buy.com/prod/intel-x25-m-120gb-2-5-sata-ii-internal-solid-state-drive-ssd/q/loc/101/217311730.html
01:07 <mattman> my 60gb from a year ago is just too small
01:07 <Randy> nice
01:08 <Randy> i wish i had spare cash for such things these days.
01:08 <Randy> tho that's pretty cheap
01:39 <VVelox> re
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06:49 * VVelox happy dances.
06:56 <sampson> meh
06:56 <sampson> fuck the x25
06:56 <sampson> the 310 series comes out next month
06:56 <sampson> wait for that
06:56 <VVelox> x25? 310?
06:56 <sampson> http://www.buy.com/prod/intel-x25-m-120gb-2-5-sata-ii-internal-solid-state-drive-ssd/q/loc/101/217311730.html
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08:12 <Volatile> morning
08:13 <scofflaw> SELL SELL SELL
08:13 <scofflaw> aka morning
08:13 <Volatile> haha
08:13 <Volatile> yeah
08:14 <Volatile> today will be a *huge* buying day
08:14 <Volatile> if it doesn't recover all on its own
08:16 <Volatile> heh
08:16 <Volatile> im watching this big hedge fund manager discuss what he's buying today
08:16 <Volatile> quite interesting
08:18 <Volatile> loo
08:18 <Volatile> it's the ides of march
08:18 <Volatile> :\
08:18 <Volatile> heh
08:19 <Volatile> here comes qe3!
08:19 <Volatile> ;P
08:20 <scofflaw> hah
08:20 <scofflaw> QEx
08:20 <scofflaw> will go on indefinitely according to my sources
08:20 <scofflaw> hehehe
08:21 <Volatile> ?
08:21 <Volatile> mr ben already said QE3 was on the table if there was another big financial problem
08:21 <Volatile> i didn't know you had friends inside the fed
08:22 <Volatile> ..the fed rarely even talks to the president, so you must have very powerful friends
08:22 <Volatile> :P
08:22 <scofflaw> i just read, i didn't say they were 'inside' sources
08:22 <Volatile> heh
08:22 <Volatile> ORCL is down over 4%
08:22 <Volatile> lawl?
08:22 <scofflaw> buy buy buy
08:23 <Volatile> i will be buying
08:27 <scofflaw> i wish i didn't have to worry about compliance
08:28 <scofflaw> ugh
08:28 <scofflaw> sucks
08:28 <@scrim> morning
08:28 <scofflaw> all i can buy are mutual funds
08:28 <@scrim> what do you have to comply with?
08:28 <Volatile> scoff
08:28 <Volatile> why dont you pick a good company, and go long on them, regarldess of what happens the day the order is entered
08:28 <scofflaw> scrim i need pre-clearance to trade
08:28 <Volatile> regardless too
08:28 <scofflaw> Volatile *nod*
08:28 <scofflaw> i dont know if i picked good companies, but i've done that already
08:29 <scofflaw> :P
08:29 <Volatile> this is a good day to make short-term gains (maybe)
08:29 <@scrim> ah you work for somd kind of financial company
08:29 <@scrim> ok
08:29 <Volatile> it's likely this will extend into tomorrow
08:29 <Volatile> unless teh fed does something
08:29 <scofflaw> scrim yes
08:29 <Volatile> even if all it does is SAY it might do something heh
08:29 <Volatile> im glad i raised some cash
08:29 <Volatile> it definitely will pay off here
08:30 <scofflaw> what if you put the $ in
08:30 <scofflaw> and then
08:30 <scofflaw> Godzilla exposes himself as the true cause for the earthquake and tsunami
08:30 <scofflaw> do you think market goes up or down
08:30 <Volatile> then im fucked
08:30 <scofflaw> n
08:30 <scofflaw> word
08:30 <scofflaw> taht would suck
08:30 <Volatile> godzilla has a nasty way of sticking around for many movies
08:30 <@scrim> it's not godzilla, it's the secret US disaster machine
08:31 <scofflaw> hell yea
08:31 <scofflaw> we gangsta
08:31 <scofflaw> man
08:32 <scofflaw> i have to sit in meetings all day, well, probably more like presentations
08:32 <scofflaw> and here people talk about what they/their group does
08:32 <scofflaw> going to boring
08:32 <scofflaw> i will be reading reddit
08:34 <scofflaw> 'hey we made 11 million dollars yesterday'
08:34 <scofflaw> word
08:40 <Volatile> loo
08:40 <Volatile> these guys are screaming on cnbc
08:40 <Volatile> hilarious
08:46 <sampson> apple are a bunch of gay babies
08:47 <sampson> their kext makes sure you're using an "APPLE SSD" or it won't enable trim
08:47 <sampson> and their ssds are fucking atrocious
08:48 <scofflaw> hrm
08:48 <sampson> as well as the tools to figure out what the fuck the os is doing
08:48 <scofflaw> i didn't remember having that problem with my SSD
08:48 <scofflaw> i thought i remember seeing Trim Support YEs
08:48 <sampson> unless you have a newest mbp you don't have trim
08:48 <sampson> what kind of ssd was it
08:48 <scofflaw> i don't have the latest, but i have the version from i dunno, not even a year ago?
08:48 <scofflaw> nefore they announced new mbps
08:48 <scofflaw> ocz vertex2
08:49 <sampson> it says No on mine
08:49 <sampson> but all these shitty sites are reporting that the latest MBP have trim support
08:49 <sampson> but i'm not seeing it
08:49 <sampson> i disassembled the kext used to setup sata and there's no new functions for enabling trim
08:50 <sampson> fuck it, all apple sites are glorified bull shit
08:50 <scofflaw> should have bought an IBM
08:50 <scofflaw> no one gets fired for buying IBM
08:52 <scofflaw> i guess my meeting is next week
08:52 <scofflaw> whoops
08:55 <scofflaw> i just want to know if this is going to affect how soon i get my ipad2
09:20 <sampson> http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/15/adobe-finds-critical-security-hole-in-flash-player-wont-fix/
09:28 <VVelox> re
09:36 <Volatile> wow
09:36 <Volatile> another quake in japan
09:36 <Volatile> woops
09:36 <tronyx> aodbe software is so bad
09:37 <mattman> i like the way your butts are
09:37 <mattman> ok off to work. love you tronyx
09:38 <tronyx> love you too
09:38 <tronyx> hurry home
09:53 <VVelox> http://www.bugcomic.com/
09:58 <tronyx> what were they screaming about on CNBC Volatile ?
10:03 <sampson> probably something about stocks and end of the world
10:07 <Volatile> oh
10:07 <Volatile> two guys were arguing about the indexes they were building
10:08 <Volatile> and it started getting heated when one guy said to the other that his index was built on pure spec, and he has a history of building his index off bullshit stats he makes up
10:08 <Volatile> heh
10:09 <Volatile> geezuz.. i hafta use this fucking RSA secureID shit to access a VPN. it's a pain in the ass to do this in Linux
10:09 <Volatile> hah
10:09 <Volatile> hafta start up a java phone emulator, blahblah
10:34 <sampson> poor japan
10:34 <sampson> radioactive rain in fukushima
10:36 <sampson> laffo a hoax
10:38 <sampson> kawaiiblu: plz make sure andy gets a new matress before may tia
10:40 <sampson> http://www.abc.net.au/news/events/japan-quake-2011/beforeafter.htm
10:43 <sampson> tronyx: you around
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10:49 <VVelox> hmm...
10:49 <VVelox> Any thing besides the M1 Garand actually use en-bloc clips?
10:50 <@chrism> what is 'tia'?
10:51 <VVelox> actually apparrently there is
10:51 <VVelox> Only a handful though.
10:51 <VVelox> chrism: ?
10:51 <@chrism> VVelox: not you, sam
10:51 <somedude> chrism
10:51 <somedude> thanks in advance
10:51 <somedude> OMG
10:51 <@chrism> aaah
10:52 <somedude> lol new mattress
10:52 <somedude> the old one is 'worn out' ?
10:52 <somedude> ;p
10:52 <@chrism> ugh, asked for a mcmuffin, got a mcgriddle
10:52 <@chrism> boooo
10:52 <@chrism> i did not want a 1000 calorie sammich
10:52 <somedude> y not
10:53 <@chrism> I'm working on not being a fat fuck
10:53 <Volatile> haha
10:54 <mrtyfrdm> fuck man
10:54 <mrtyfrdm> i think my sim card ate shit
10:55 <@chrism> =(
10:55 <mrtyfrdm> no phone for the day!
10:55 <mrtyfrdm> luckily my g2 came with a new one I just didn't use it, so i can just activate that one
10:55 <mrtyfrdm> i've had this one since i bought my sidekick 2. in like 2005 hah
10:55 <somedude> lol
10:55 <somedude> sidekick
10:55 <somedude> failure
10:56 <@chrism> i dunno if i'd say the sidekick was a failure
10:56 <@chrism> it was pretty much the precursor to what we have now
10:56 <Randy> sidekick 2 was a failure tho
10:56 <@chrism> spawned all the Google phones directly
10:56 <@chrism> etc
10:56 <somedude> ah right
10:56 <somedude> it was sidekick II
10:56 <mrtyfrdm> are you kidding me?
10:56 <mrtyfrdm> sk2 was the best in the line up
10:56 <@chrism> The II was pretty awesome
10:56 <@chrism> yeah
10:56 <somedude> didnt they have issues with it
10:56 <@chrism> i had a 1, 2 and a 3
10:57 <Randy> they were the torchbearer.
10:57 <mrtyfrdm> that thing was durable as fuck
10:57 <Randy> what happened to them?
10:57 <@chrism> and then sadly went to a blackberry after that
10:57 <@chrism> the lead dev hired on at google
10:57 <mrtyfrdm> it had to be submerged in beer like 5 times before it finally stopped working on me
10:57 <@chrism> and lead the charge on the G1 stuff
10:57 <@chrism> i think he works somewhere else now, doing similiar
10:57 <mrtyfrdm> microsoft absorbed dnager and put efforts towards kin and wp7
10:57 <@chrism> but that's why the g1 was VERY sidekick-ish
10:57 <sampson> somedude: someone pissed all over it last weekend i guess
10:57 <@chrism> lol kin
10:57 <Randy> look how awesome msft is at making phones
10:58 <@chrism> they're just as awesome with the phones as they are with the zune
10:58 <@chrism> ^-^
10:58 * Randy looks for mattman
10:58 <Randy> oh good he's not here
10:58 <Randy> you might make him cry
10:58 <@chrism> hahah
10:58 <Randy> :p
10:58 <mrtyfrdm> pfft i've never seen an ipod last as long as my zune
10:58 <mrtyfrdm> just throwing that out there
10:58 <@chrism> yeah because people use ipods
10:58 <@chrism> =P
10:58 <Randy> from disuse doesn't count, mrtyrmdom
10:58 <mrtyfrdm> it was quality hardware, just poorly marketed
10:58 <sampson> mrtyfrdm: im 100% apple now :<
10:58 <@chrism> Randy: ^5
10:58 <mrtyfrdm> Randy: been using it everyday for 4 years
10:58 <Randy> i hear the zune makes a fantastic paperweight tho
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10:59 <mrtyfrdm> and im sorry the ui is better than ipod's
10:59 <Randy> must be why they're discontinuing it!
10:59 <@chrism> yeah but UIs are kind of irrelevant with an mp3 player
10:59 <Randy> were u also a fan of msft bob?
10:59 <mrtyfrdm> they aren't discontinuing the software buddy :)
10:59 <@chrism> i mean the fact that the shuffle sold more than the zune says that
11:00 <mrtyfrdm> just hardware pmps
11:00 <mrtyfrdm> uhh the shuffle outsold it because it costs like 75 bucks
11:00 <mrtyfrdm> lol
11:00 <Randy> so you're admitting the zune was overpriced
11:00 <@chrism> any of hte apple stuff w/ it's tiny screens (short of the ipod touch) outsold the zune like woah
11:00 <mrtyfrdm> zune 80 cost just as much as an ipod 80?
11:00 <@chrism> people didn't want a crazy zomg ui for just an mp3 player
11:01 <sampson> god webex you are such a pile of shit
11:01 <sampson> "UPGRADE YOUR JAVA"
11:01 <@chrism> and apparently they don't want it for their phones either =P
11:01 <sampson> i'm on the latest version apple offers
11:01 <mrtyfrdm> they use it in wp7
11:01 <Randy> you don't want tiles on your phone?
11:01 <Randy> or whatever they call those ugly things?
11:02 <sampson> i guess wp7 is turning into a disaster judging by the users on sa
11:02 <@chrism> ?
11:02 <Randy> it's a windows phone, it was a disaster by default
11:02 <sampson> the dell venue or whatever is a complete turd that crashes constantly
11:02 <mattman> yeah!
11:02 <mattman> what is sa?
11:02 <@chrism> i don't know if i'd blame 3rd party software against the fault
11:02 <sampson> something awful
11:02 <@chrism> er against the zune
11:03 <@chrism> er wp7
11:03 <@chrism> wtfever
11:03 <@chrism> same shit
11:03 <@chrism> =P
11:03 <mattman> ah, dont think i know what that is
11:03 <@chrism> one of the oldest/largest forums on the net
11:03 <@chrism> spawned 4chan and whatnot directly
11:03 <@chrism> etc
11:03 <sampson> woo conference time i'll troll later
11:03 <mattman> bye dog
11:04 <@chrism> conf w/ cat in a tie
11:04 <mattman> man
11:04 <mattman> i pwned my WP7 presentation last night
11:04 <@chrism> Nice, 'grats =)
11:04 <@chrism> speaking sucks
11:05 <mrtyfrdm> haha did i like msft bob
11:05 <mrtyfrdm> no, im not a fanboy, as you seem to be, or at least it seems like microsoft may have sodomized you or something because god damn, you are angry about phones
11:06 <mattman> me?
11:06 <@chrism> hahahaha
11:06 <mrtyfrdm> hahahaha
11:06 <mrtyfrdm> no
11:06 <@chrism> I think he meant randy
11:06 <mrtyfrdm> Randy
11:06 <@chrism> however, that is lulz
11:06 <mattman> oh
11:06 <mattman> randy isnt angry i dont think, hes just crazy 'passionate' about apple products
11:07 <mattman> he told me i need to experience the 'pleasure' of owning a mac once
11:07 <mrtyfrdm> lol
11:07 <@chrism> tbh you'd probably dislike it
11:07 <mrtyfrdm> i owned a mac once. i tried i really did, i just can't use os x everyday
11:07 <VVelox> blarg
11:07 <VVelox> g' night all
11:07 <@chrism> not because of any prejudice, just that everything you do for a living in and out of work woudl be very difficult on a mac
11:07 <Randy> you missed daily blue screens that much?
11:08 <@chrism> the inverse is true for me, osx is perfect for the shit I do
11:09 <chrispi> same here
11:09 <Randy> i use a pc at work because i must, i use a mac at home because i enjoy it.
11:10 <mattman> wow daily blue screens
11:10 <mattman> spoken exactly like someone who hasnt used the OS in 10 years
11:10 <sampson> god DAMN
11:10 <sampson> flopped my balls on the table
11:11 <sampson> guys stammerin now
11:11 <Randy> i use it daily, matt
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11:12 ..: Topic for #chicago: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
11:12 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 10 14:46:17 2011]
11:12 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
11:16 <@chrism> Randy: yeah bluescreens are now a pretty graphic
11:16 <@chrism> SO MUCH BETTAR
11:16 <@chrism> (kidding)
11:16 <mattman> godddd
11:16 <mattman> my office internet iss o slow
11:22 <@chrism> nice, new versioning for cPanel. and it's a dotted quad so it looks like an IP
11:22 * chrism sighs
11:25 <Volatile> ive yet to have a bluescreen on windows vista or windows 7
11:27 <tronyx> DICKS!
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11:27 ..: Topic for #chicago: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
11:27 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 10 14:46:17 2011]
11:27 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
11:28 <Volatile> whatever it's doing, is working.
11:28 <Volatile> ;P
11:28 <Volatile> never experienced any problems with win7
11:28 <Volatile> we'll see how it works with my new build
11:28 <Volatile> i am running 4+ year old hardware currently
11:29 <@chrism> when do you get the new setup?
11:29 <Volatile> thursday i get the mobo, cpu, and power supply
11:29 <Volatile> probably wont be up and running on it for realz until monday
11:29 <Volatile> gotta install windows, linux, move all my work shit over, etc
11:30 <mrtyfrdm> only problem i've had with win7 is dealing with everything working right almost all the time and not knowing how to react
11:30 <Volatile> can't wait to see how a gtx580 runs in linux
11:30 <Volatile> loo
11:30 <Volatile> mrtyfrdm, no shit
11:30 <Volatile> </chrism>
11:30 <@chrism> hah
11:30 <Volatile> fuck.. vpnc doesn't support sdtid files :((
11:30 <Volatile> doesn't do keyring auth. FAILSAUCE
11:31 <@chrism> not a troll, but I'd fully wonder what the quality of Windows would be if OSX hadn't gone RAWR with sales
11:31 <mrtyfrdm> well they call that "competition"
11:31 <Volatile> im sure microsoft isn't sitting around going 'durrr.. who cares if windows hasta reboot every 3 hours'
11:31 <@chrism> indeed
11:31 <@chrism> Volatile: I dunno, what was the one between xp and 7?
11:31 <mrtyfrdm> if it weren't for companies like google and apple microsoft would still be pushing out drivel
11:31 <Volatile> tbh, i've never had windows running straight for more than three days or so
11:32 <Volatile> i'm constantly booting between linux and windows
11:32 <@chrism> oh
11:32 <@chrism> get vmware
11:32 <@chrism> =\
11:32 <mrtyfrdm> my computer's been running for like 2 weeks just sayin
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11:32 <Volatile> vmware to run windows?
11:32 <Volatile> nah.. im in windows for gaming
11:32 <@chrism> linux
11:32 <@chrism> ChrisM:~ chrism$ uptime
11:32 <@chrism> 10:32 up 32 days, 23:34, 15 users, load averages: 0.46 0.65 0.58
11:32 <SidWork> Whats up peeps?
11:32 <Volatile> and i have srs work to do in linux
11:32 <Volatile> don't want that under a vm
11:32 <Volatile> need teh resources
11:32 <mrtyfrdm> you can give it the resources
11:32 <@chrism> then allocate more resources
11:32 <@chrism> =P
11:32 <SidWork> vm rocks
11:32 <mrtyfrdm> virtual machines aren't gay like they once were
11:33 <SidWork> ESXi FTW
11:33 <Volatile> so i should run a vmware instance under windows, and give all the resources to my linux vm?
11:33 <mrtyfrdm> vmware workstation is a boss
11:33 <Volatile> that doesnt make any sense.
11:33 <mrtyfrdm> for me on the job shit
11:33 <mrtyfrdm> i got a couple server 2008 images that do a couple things
11:33 <@chrism> Volatile: when you need it, sure... how often do you reboot?
11:33 <Volatile> once daily
11:33 <Volatile> linux for work
11:33 <mrtyfrdm> i run SCCM from my laptop
11:33 <mrtyfrdm> haha
11:33 <Volatile> windows for play
11:33 <@chrism> yeah you might seriously give vmware fusion a shot
11:33 <Volatile> my new box is going to be boss for my development
11:33 <@chrism> i mena i use the PISS out of it for load testing and stuff
11:33 <Volatile> quad core
11:33 <Volatile> wewp
11:33 <@chrism> like right now i'm running like 4 VMs
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> fusion is the mac version christopher
11:34 <@chrism> aaah
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> workstation is windows equiv
11:34 <@chrism> didn't know if that was the generic name for the low end one or not
11:34 <@chrism> aah
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> basically identical minus hardware acceleration I think
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> well no
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> new version has hardware acceleration
11:34 <mrtyfrdm> just looked it up
11:35 <Volatile> nice
11:35 <Volatile> werd.. i was able to connect to the vpn in linux
11:36 <Volatile> using cisco's proprietary linux VPN daemon
11:36 <Volatile> sweeet.
11:36 <Volatile> hate having to work in windows just for a VPN :\
11:36 <SidWork> Would VNC be the equivilent of RDP for Linux?
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11:37 ..: Topic for #chicago: <Volatile> if playing with balls makes you a good fighter, sam should really look at getting into UFC
11:37 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 10 14:46:17 2011]
11:37 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
11:37 <Volatile> VNC is for connecting to a VPN
11:37 <mrtyfrdm> what
11:37 <Volatile> with cisco's proprietary shit
11:37 <SidWork> I can RDP into windows desktops.. VNC into MAC
11:37 <sampson> good sales word
11:37 <mrtyfrdm> no
11:37 <sampson> incentivize
11:37 <mrtyfrdm> VNC is used for graphical desktops on all oses
11:37 <mrtyfrdm> open sores
11:37 <SidWork> yup
11:37 <Volatile> VNC just provides a secure network connection
11:37 <mrtyfrdm> openvnc, tightvnc, ultra, etc
11:37 <Volatile> it does not have shit for displaying graphical desktops
11:37 <SidWork> chicken of the vnc
11:37 <Volatile> you can RDP over a VPN
11:38 <mrtyfrdm> well whatever every vnc app i use has desktop forwarding
11:38 <Volatile> but VNC *just* creates a network connection
11:38 <mrtyfrdm> it's built into os x specifically as "remote desktop access" or some shit
11:38 <SidWork> so what would I use to display my ubuntu desktop on my windows machine?
11:38 <mrtyfrdm> vnc
11:38 <mrtyfrdm> specifically tightvnc that is my fav :)
11:39 <SidWork> sweet
11:39 <Volatile> sorry.. i was referring to vpnc
11:39 <Volatile> ;P
11:39 <Volatile> not VNC
11:39 <SidWork> np
11:39 <mrtyfrdm> lol
11:39 <Volatile> vpnc is the open source cisco connector interface
11:39 <Volatile> i'm not usign that, cuz it doesnt support the new cisco VPN
11:39 <Volatile> im using cisco's proprietary vpn shit
11:41 <SidWork> So... My company is pretty much cleaning house and gearing up to outsource our dept
11:42 <Volatile> if anyone wants a good "in" into AAPL, if it's down again tomorrow, you should buy!
11:42 <Volatile> even today is a good "in"
11:43 <SidWork> Major email server crash yesterday and all of the "consultants" could not fix the problem. The only person who knew how to fix the issue was out sick yesterday ... #WINNING!
11:43 <Volatile> that's what you get for using exchange
11:43 <Volatile> !
11:44 <mattman> you guys like bitches?
11:44 <SidWork> :/
11:44 <Volatile> mattman, you ever sell your mSFT?
11:45 <SidWork> Vol i am pulling my 401k once i get fired.. (soon) what would you recommend i move it to?
11:45 <SidWork> you seem to be the man in the know in regards to stock stuff
11:46 <SidWork> mutialfunds is more or less what I am looking at
11:47 <mattman> Volatile no i wish lol, stock market raping my feelings
11:47 <SidWork> Mutual funds.. (stupid keyboard)
11:47 <Volatile> mattman, too bad. :\
11:47 <mattman> yeah
11:47 <Volatile> mattman, shoulda taken your 20%
11:47 <Volatile> you could be re-buying right now
11:47 <Volatile> and hoping for another 20% gain!
11:48 <mattman> yeah agreed
11:48 <mattman> but not too concerned, i bought ti expecting to keep it for a while
11:48 <Volatile> that's pretty much my break point. when i hit 20%, i sell
11:48 <Volatile> even if i think it's going much higher
11:48 <Volatile> only exception has been AAPL
11:49 <Volatile> SidWork, if you just want mutual funds, there are tons to pick from
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11:49 <Volatile> if you want specific ones i have, i'll tell you, but dont expect them to win for you
11:49 <Volatile> im in growth funds btw.
11:49 <Volatile> they are not very conservative.
11:50 <@chrism> LIBRUL FUNDS
11:50 <SidWork> My 401k has been pretty good to me... 20% growth in the past year
11:50 <Volatile> yah
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> i don't have one
11:50 <Volatile> the last 2 years have been great
11:50 <mrtyfrdm> im 26 and still in the mind set that im young enough
11:51 <mrtyfrdm> trying to make that go away haha
11:51 <SidWork> however once I leave the company things will change.. so I want to place that money someplace safe
11:51 <Volatile> safe?
11:51 <Volatile> safe is your bank account.
11:51 <Volatile> ;P
11:51 <SidWork> Well you know what I mean..
11:51 <Volatile> BUFMX, FMIHX, JMCVX
11:51 <Volatile> they're all pretty conservative
11:52 <Volatile> mid/large caps
11:52 <Volatile> WTSLX, CHTTX, are good growth
11:52 <Volatile> 30% in WTSLX
11:52 <Volatile> since i bought during teh crash
11:54 <scofflaw> safe is your mattress
11:54 <@chrism> i prefer a coffeecan in the backyard
11:54 <scofflaw> that works too
11:54 <scofflaw> but i dont have a backyard
11:54 <scofflaw> :(
11:54 <@chrism> =(
11:54 <@chrism> then what will your milkshake bring all the boys to?
11:55 <scofflaw> the front yard
11:55 <scofflaw> ?
11:55 <scofflaw> i dunno
11:55 <scofflaw> hehe
11:55 <@chrism> yeah fair nuff, there's prolly room there
11:58 <Volatile> mattress isn't safe
11:59 <Volatile> it can be stolen
11:59 <Volatile> your bank account is secure from theft/shutdowns up to 240k
11:59 <Volatile> 250
11:59 <Volatile> per account
12:00 <@chrism> unless you bank in wisconsin and then they just shut the doors to keep your moeny
12:00 <@chrism> ^-^
12:00 <Volatile> your mattress is only safe if you cant put your cash into a bank ;P
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12:02 <@chrism> nBUSUFSDF
12:02 <@chrism> BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
12:02 <@chrism> It'll be a good fucking day when that shit is removed from the internet
12:02 <@chrism> =\
12:03 <Volatile> http://www.ustream.tv/channel/%E3%82%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%AB%E3%82%A6%E3%83%B3%E3%82%BF
12:03 <Volatile> live geiger counter in tokyo
12:03 <@chrism> hah wow
12:03 <@chrism> that's kind freaky =(
12:04 <@chrism> man, the liberals are all wigging out now about nuclear power
12:04 <Volatile> heh
12:04 <Volatile> yeah
12:05 <Volatile> GE getting fucked today
12:05 <@chrism> "THERE'S A NUCLEAR PLANT IN VERMONT, MADE BY GE THAT'S ONLY ONE YEAR NEWER THAN THE EXACT SAME PLANT IN TOKYO, THIS IS NOT SAFE"
12:05 <Volatile> they made the reactors that melted
12:05 <Volatile> ;P
12:05 <@chrism> christ
12:05 <Volatile> netflix up 7%
12:05 <Volatile> haha
12:05 <@chrism> "Sure it's only like one of the biggest natural disasters that any living human has ever seen.... BUT THIS IS IN VERMONT"
12:05 <@chrism> fuck off
12:05 <@chrism> hah
12:05 <scofflaw> someone here trusts the gov too much
12:05 <@chrism> ya know, I wonder about netflix and how long it'll be around
12:05 <@chrism> =\
12:05 <scofflaw> why
12:05 <scofflaw> it should be around for a while
12:06 <scofflaw> albeit, may become more expensive
12:06 <scofflaw> or, will
12:06 <scofflaw> :/
12:06 <@chrism> all the big cable companies and ISPs are starting to kill limits on home broadband
12:06 <@chrism> caps and whatnot
12:06 <Volatile> facebook isnt
12:06 <Volatile> er
12:06 <Volatile> is
12:06 <Volatile> amazon is
12:06 <Volatile> MGM is
12:06 <@chrism> it's def. geared towards destroying streaming edia
12:06 <Volatile> everyone's getting in on it
12:06 <scofflaw> chrism they will pay up
12:06 <scofflaw> NFLX that is
12:06 <@chrism> there's nothign to pay up
12:06 <scofflaw> i'm saying
12:06 <@chrism> it's not capping per-provider as that'd be "un-net-neutral"
12:07 <scofflaw> if they said ISPs do that kind of stuff i'm fairly confident NFLX will agree to pay these mofo's
12:07 <@chrism> they're capping total transit
12:07 <scofflaw> or, consumers will pay up with their ISP i guess
12:07 <@chrism> nah not when these ISPs are all content providers for TV as well
12:07 <scofflaw> shrug
12:07 <scofflaw> let's make an open source NFLX
12:07 <scofflaw> built on open source internets
12:07 <scofflaw> using old cellphone technology
12:07 <@chrism> the caps they're putting in place now, will never be raised... as streaming quality shoots up, people will bang these limits like woah
12:07 <scofflaw> problem solved! or no
12:07 <@chrism> =(
12:08 <scofflaw> sigh
12:08 <scofflaw> everything sucks bro
12:09 <scofflaw> everything
12:09 <@chrism> nah it's just an intersting twist for sure
12:09 <scofflaw> nah dude
12:09 <scofflaw> srs
12:09 <@chrism> what i'd like to see is the rise of the CLEC again
12:09 <scofflaw> everything sucks
12:09 <scofflaw> especially if you're japanese
12:09 <@chrism> yeah they're just fucked
12:09 <@chrism> heh
12:09 <@chrism> that sucks
12:09 <@chrism> =\
12:09 <scofflaw> RAM prices going through the roof
12:11 <Volatile> ?
12:11 <Volatile> still cheap as fuck
12:11 <Volatile> a lot of RAM is made in the states btw.
12:11 <@chrism> yeh that's all made in china
12:11 <@chrism> =P
12:11 <@chrism> really?
12:11 <Volatile> EMC owns a lot of companies that do solid state inside the states
12:11 <scofflaw> volatile
12:11 <Volatile> scofflaw
12:11 <scofflaw> our hands are too big to work on those devices
12:12 <scofflaw> it must be some asian country
12:12 <@chrism> "our"?
12:12 <@chrism> =P
12:12 <Volatile> ?
12:12 <scofflaw> yes
12:12 <Volatile> whatchu tryin' to say, brah
12:12 <scofflaw> our being us asian breeds
12:12 <@chrism> fuck it's cold in here today
12:12 <scofflaw>
12:12 <scofflaw> DRAMeXchange, which reports spot process for memory chips, showed increases across most industry segments over the last few days. Spot prices for Flash memory went up as much as 5.57 percent on Tuesday.
12:12 <scofflaw> WHAT NOW
12:12 <scofflaw> BEYATCH
12:12 <@chrism> i mean it's 55* outside, but they just roll the fucking A/C LOUD AND PROUD expecting 90*, so when it's not, holy fuck, it's cold
12:12 <scofflaw> chrism let's fight
12:13 <scofflaw> that will warm you up
12:13 <@chrism> I'd get whooped on sparring anymore
12:13 <@chrism> =(
12:13 <@chrism> FAT AND OLD
12:13 <scofflaw> word
12:13 <scofflaw> me too no worries
12:13 <scofflaw> but i would try to pull zangief move on you
12:13 <@chrism> haha
12:13 <scofflaw> and probably throw my back
12:17 <Volatile> Score: 5 -- Mediocre (5s are an exercise in apathy, neither Solid nor Liquid. Not exactly bad, but not very good either. Just a bit "meh," really.)
12:17 <Volatile> Homefront review
12:17 <Volatile> Yet Another FPS(tm)
12:17 <n|cotine> Thought so
12:18 <@chrism> hah
12:18 <@chrism> it ust seems like "just another figher game' to me
12:18 <@chrism> =\
12:18 <@chrism> everyone tryin to get a piece of the black cops moneybag
12:18 <Volatile> Given the reported state of music games, here's a bit of a shock: Ubisoft has announced a new guitar game, Rocksmith.
12:18 <Volatile> The title isn't a Guitar Hero knock-off, instead working with standard electric guitars via an adapter that works with the Xbox 360 and PS3. The Hollywood Reporter says the game will include tracks by David Bowie, Nirvana, the Rolling Stones, and the Animals.
12:18 <Volatile> "Guitar Hero is a party game," says Ubisoft senior vp of marketing Tony Key. "Rocksmith is an experience."
12:19 <Volatile> get ready, chrism
12:19 <Volatile> I CHALLENGE YOU
12:19 <@chrism> hahah
12:19 <@chrism> i'd play that
12:19 <@chrism> i bet it sucks though
12:19 <Volatile> cuz no one can play nirvana power chords
12:19 <@chrism> in fact, i bet it's fucking horrible
12:19 <@chrism> that's like trying to do midi translations w/o a midi device
12:19 <Volatile> people who pick up a guitar for the first time will realize just how easy it is to play all the popular songs
12:19 <Volatile> heh
12:19 <@chrism> haha
12:20 <@chrism> YOU TOO CAN BE KURT
12:20 <Volatile> it's the southpark guitar hero ep, in real lifez
12:20 <@chrism> haha
12:20 <Volatile> they should call it PowerChords in GMajor
12:20 <@chrism> ya know the big thing with games like that is they'd have to do gimpy songs
12:21 <@chrism> tbh
12:21 <Volatile> LEARN TO PLAY EVERY SONG JUST BY MOVING TEH SAME SHAPE AROUND THE FRETBOARD
12:21 <Volatile> heh
12:21 <@chrism> that's part of the beauty of rock band, it lets people w/ zero musical training "play" complex songs
12:21 <@chrism> you can't do that shit on a real guitar
12:21 <Volatile> yeah
12:21 <Volatile> ..and you get to feel like you;re actually working at it too
12:21 <@chrism> I'd def. give it a shot
12:21 <Volatile> quite a good balance.
12:21 <@chrism> yeah
12:21 <Volatile> i played it at some kids house.. it was pretty fun
12:22 <Volatile> felt very unnatural tho
12:22 <@chrism> but you throw "blackened" at some 12 year old on a real guitar, he's fucked
12:22 <Volatile> holding something that LOOKS like a guitar, but plays nothing like it
12:22 <Volatile> parappa bro
12:22 <Volatile> get that shit on
12:22 <Volatile> KICK, PUNCH, IT'S ALL IN THE MIND
12:22 <Volatile> or
12:22 <Volatile> I'VE BEEN WORKING AT THE FLEA MARKET SO EARLY, EVER SINCE, MY MAMA WAS A BABY
12:23 <@chrism> I mean this song is not going to go over well
12:23 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_ggFovJNo
12:23 <@chrism> lol
12:23 <Volatile> JUST BECAUSE, THE RHYTHM IS SLOW, DONT MEAN THAT YOU CANT FLOW
12:23 <@chrism> fuck i dunno if I could even keep up with blackened now, probably now
12:23 <@chrism> er not
12:23 <@chrism> =\
12:23 <@chrism> right hand killer thar
12:23 <Volatile> fuck that
12:23 <Volatile> th;wt
12:23 <@chrism> and the solos?
12:23 <@chrism> Fuck
12:23 <@chrism> no.
12:24 <@chrism> althoguh this chick is awesome
12:24 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2IRyXzDOsA&feature=related
12:24 <Volatile> is she hot?
12:24 <Volatile> if not, i dont wanna click.
12:24 <@chrism> I'd say yes
12:25 <@chrism> I wonder if she'll do the solos
12:25 <@chrism> if so, I'm in love
12:26 <Volatile> she does em
12:26 <@chrism> yep, done/done
12:26 <@chrism> lol
12:27 <Volatile> dont like that solo at all
12:27 <Volatile> :\
12:27 <@chrism> that's def. a kirk hammet ESP signature model guitar to
12:27 <Volatile> sounds like mush
12:27 <@chrism> er too
12:27 <@chrism> which is $$$$
12:27 <Volatile> yah
12:27 <Volatile> well
12:27 <Volatile> if yer kid can play guitar like that
12:27 <@chrism> (means nothing about her ability to play it)
12:27 <Volatile> they deserve a pricy one
12:27 <@chrism> haha yeah
12:28 <Volatile> i bet she fucking restrings and waxes that fucking thing every other day
12:28 <Volatile> ;P
12:28 <@chrism> yeah kinda flubs the solo a *BIT* but better than I could do by a longshot
12:28 <Volatile> yeah
12:29 <Volatile> i wouldnt even try that song
12:29 <Volatile> not only don't i like the solo, but fuck that
12:29 <Volatile> supar hard
12:29 <Volatile> she gets mad props
12:29 <@chrism> hah she's like uber metallica fan
12:29 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/user/Cizzie888
12:29 <Volatile> someone put that bitch in guitar theory class
12:29 <Volatile> ;P
12:30 <Volatile> when she sleeps, she sees circles of fifths
12:30 <@chrism> oh wow, shek inda butchers hendrix though
12:31 <Volatile> she can wax and restring me if she wants
12:31 * Volatile takes off the pedohat
12:31 <Volatile> haha
12:31 <@chrism> oh the purple haze is painful
12:32 <@chrism> okay done/done with that
12:32 <@chrism> lol
12:33 <@chrism> wow, yeah that hurt
12:33 <@chrism> constantly sharp
12:33 * chrism loads up the real jimi to purge the travesty
12:34 <@chrism> now that song I *could* play better than her
12:34 <@chrism> lol
12:45 <sampson> OH COME THE FUCK ON INTERNET I HATE YOU
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12:46 <@chrism> no.
12:47 <Volatile> heh
12:48 <mrtyfrdm> AWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH
12:48 <@chrism> mrtyfrdm: are you paying chinese people to comment and like your facebook stuff? like .02 per post or something?
12:48 <mrtyfrdm> chocolate cake for me at home
12:48 <@chrism> you could fart on Facebook and like have 45 comments
12:48 <@chrism> lol
12:48 <mrtyfrdm> hahaha
12:49 <mrtyfrdm> na man i guess people just like me, hard as that is to believe
12:49 <@chrism> so , the chinese like mrtyfrdm
12:49 <@chrism> dmaybe
12:49 <@chrism> i dono i give up, nothing witty today
12:49 * chrism wanders off
12:49 <mrtyfrdm> yeah not very witty chrism
12:50 <mrtyfrdm> SORRY IM POPULAR
12:50 <mrtyfrdm> OK
12:51 <@chrism> K
12:51 <tronyx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC71fFdCsbk
12:52 <sampson> tronyx: yay
12:52 <sampson> quick q for you
12:52 <mrtyfrdm> i am like a facebook weo king
12:52 <mrtyfrdm> "wall engine optimization"
12:52 <mrtyfrdm> XD
12:52 <sampson> http://openinfosecfoundation.org/
12:52 <sampson> you ever use that? comments?
12:52 <tronyx> no i have not
12:53 <tronyx> what is it you're looking to do
12:53 <sampson> this guy got hacked and he wants some sort of proactive ids
12:53 <sampson> i told him it's a terrible idea
12:53 <tronyx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
12:53 <tronyx> suricata
12:53 <tronyx> yea i remember that when it first came out because it has some kind of DoD or NSA help
12:53 <tronyx> never messed with it much though but iirc, it's gaining momentum
12:53 <tronyx> is his server LAMPy sampson?
12:54 <Volatile> Snooooort
12:54 <Volatile> ;P
12:54 <sampson> cpanel :|
12:54 <tronyx> tldr; fastest way to do a HIPS is with OSSEC active response or run snort in inline mode
12:54 <tronyx> sampson: he's gonna have to tune the fuck out of it or he's going to block a lot of people
12:54 <sampson> i told him that we could setup OSSEC so he could be alerted
12:54 <sampson> yeah exactly
12:54 <sampson> i warned him about that
12:54 <sampson> but OMG I GOT ROOTED
12:55 <sampson> yeah, use outdated php frameworks and that happens
12:55 <tronyx> what does his server do? ecommerce or blogs or what?
12:55 <Volatile> http://snort-inline.sourceforge.net/
12:55 <Volatile> We have abandoned this project as Victor and I are currently spending all of our time working on Suricata a new open source IDS/IPS. If you would like to take it over please e-mail me.
12:55 <sampson> it's tomasz
12:55 <tronyx> oh
12:55 <tronyx> well tough shit to him i guess
12:55 <tronyx> with all that referral stuff and (likely) malformed and weird looking links, he's going to see a huge drop off in traffic because it will be dumped by his HIPS
13:00 <tronyx> afk a few
13:03 <sampson> yeah that's what i thought
13:03 <sampson> thanks
13:05 <@chrism> oh reactive snort?
13:05 <@chrism> eek
13:05 <@chrism> hehe
13:05 <@chrism> taht's like one of those perfect world ideals
13:05 <@chrism> like it'd be baller... but dear fuck, the maint. and upkeep on shit like that is insane
13:06 <sampson> yeah
13:06 <sampson> i groaned on the phone
13:06 <sampson> actually today is one gigantic groan
13:06 <@chrism> i mean if you had a static, simple codebase you could pull it off
13:06 <sampson> because i can't get shit done due to one client being really annoying
13:06 <sampson> two clients
13:06 <sampson> fuck it everyone is annoying today
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13:17 <@chrism> damn
13:17 <@chrism> if an equivelant tsunami hit chicago... http://fyeahkellyt.tumblr.com/post/3861124375/here-is-a-diagram-to-put-the-japan-tsunami-in
13:17 <@chrism> bonus: we'd lose skokie
13:18 <@chrism> http://www.explosm.net/comics/2354/
13:18 <@chrism> hahahaha
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13:26 <sampson> i think i might use my winnings from vegas as a down payment on some lasik
13:27 <@chrism> Ive consideredtaht
13:27 <@chrism> my eyes are going to shit
13:27 <@chrism> and F glasses
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13:31 <m1k[3y]> just signed up with hosthop for cheap vps
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13:31 <m1k[3y]> this should be itneresting
13:32 <Volatile> why the fuck do people think it's easier to explain shit on a phone, than in email
13:33 <m1k[3y]> people are stupid
13:33 <Volatile> in email, you can sit back, write and review what you're saying, before it's communicated
13:33 <Volatile> on the phone, you hafta ramble back and forth
13:34 <Volatile> oh well. at least the phone call will cost him $30
13:34 <Volatile> loo
13:34 <m1k[3y]> that is one of the shittist aspects of web hosting man...those phone calls with complete assholes
13:37 <Volatile> this haf-x full tower is teh win
13:37 <@chrism> easier than the 20 page tickets with the same customers
13:37 <@chrism> i'd always take a phone call over an ugly ticket
13:37 <@chrism> in fact, when shit got ugly in tickets, that's one of the first thigns i'd do, get 'em on the phone
13:37 <Volatile> comes with a really sturdy GPU mount that keeps the newer, heavier GPUs from weighing down on their pins
13:37 <@chrism> people are fucking pricks behind email
13:37 <Volatile> no one is a prick to me behind email
13:37 <Volatile> because they're paying for the opp. to talk to me
13:38 <@chrism> hah
13:38 <Volatile> i'd love to see them be a dick
13:38 <Volatile> Request for help: refused.
13:40 <sampson> 2 years same as cash to get my eyes done
13:40 <sampson> could pull together $2k of my own cashola right now
13:40 <sampson> isn't lasik like $4k
13:41 <sampson> looks like ity
13:41 <sampson> if they approve me for the credit i'm so getting it
13:41 <Volatile> i think lasik is cheaper now
13:42 <Volatile> i think last time my eye doctor looked at it, it was $1k/eye
13:42 <scofflaw> fuck lasik
13:42 <scofflaw> i want breast implants
13:42 <Volatile> but our sales guy had lasik done, and it only lasted a few years
13:42 <Volatile> before he started needing glasses again
13:42 <Volatile> dunno if that's a fluke or not
13:42 <scofflaw> friend of mine got it done and complains too
13:43 <Volatile> i'd like lasik, but the procedure is a lil scary
13:43 <Volatile> it's not easy to fix a botched lasik
13:43 <Volatile> ;P
13:43 <scofflaw> yea it is
13:43 <scofflaw> fake eyeballs
13:44 <scofflaw> you might look funny tho
13:45 <sampson> john got it done 10 years ago and only needs reading glasses in dark places
13:45 <Volatile> According to one study, only one in 112,500 patients required medical disability retirement due to complications from laser vision correction during this eight-year period.
13:46 <Volatile> Even people who have excellent uncorrected visual acuity after LASIK based on eye chart testing still can have bothersome side effects. For example, it is rare but possible that you may see 20/20 or better after LASIK but still have symptoms such as double vision, unresolved dry eyes or difficulty seeing at night because of glare or halos around lights.
13:46 <Volatile> Thankfully, most cases of undesired outcomes after LASIK can be corrected with additional surgery (called an enhancement) or with medical treatment, such as in the case of dry eyes.
13:47 <scofflaw> word
13:47 <scofflaw> i should do it
13:47 <sampson> the guy i am looking at is one of the pioneers of it or something
13:47 <sampson> vance thompson
13:48 <scofflaw> he's a bitch
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13:48 <scofflaw> wtf kinda name is vance?
13:48 <sampson> no you
13:48 <scofflaw> a faggy name
13:49 <Volatile> i hafta go in for my annual eye exam in April
13:49 <Volatile> i'll probably ask again
13:49 <scofflaw> word
13:49 <scofflaw> i should too now that my eyes are insured
13:49 <scofflaw> for $1mil
13:49 <scofflaw> each
13:49 <Volatile> loo
13:51 <mrtyfrdm> chrism: last thing i posted on fb no comments. 8 likes
13:51 <mrtyfrdm> :)
13:55 <@chrism> haha
13:58 <Volatile> let's see if ben can turn the selloff around
14:17 <Volatile> he fails
14:17 <mattman> youre my bros
14:18 <sampson> you internet famous mattman
14:18 <sampson> er mrtyfrdm
14:18 <sampson> not you mattman you're internet infamous
14:20 <Volatile> Joe Sanderson of chicken producer Sanderson Farms said, "It would be very bad for chicken wings and I do not know to what extent it would be bad for other products they sell in those watering holes or sports bars. It would not be good, I'd tell you that."
14:20 <Volatile> Chicken wing industry is all like FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU @ NFL
14:25 <m1k[3y]> lovely, i can't log in to this new vps
14:25 <m1k[3y]> wtf
14:25 <mattman> True!!!
14:26 <@chrism> m1k[3y]: lulz
14:26 <m1k[3y]> oh wait
14:26 <m1k[3y]> there it goes
14:26 <m1k[3y]> wtf
14:28 <sampson> chrism: http://i.imgur.com/pAite.png
14:29 <m1k[3y]> hahaha
14:29 <sampson> that's my kitty :D
14:32 <@chrism> *facepalm*
14:33 <@chrism> This is how the kitty revolt begins
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14:35 <Volatile> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/2008-0830-UVA-FiveGuys-burger.jpg
14:35 <Volatile> yum
14:35 <Volatile> i need a cheeseburger
14:35 <m1k[3y]> good shit right there
14:35 <Volatile> havent had one in months!
14:35 <m1k[3y]> i had one the other day
14:36 <sampson> i need some food
14:36 <Volatile> culvers butterburger maybe.
14:36 <sampson> i've been up since 3am and haven't eaten anything
14:39 <sampson> hah
14:39 <sampson> charlie sheen is coming to chicago next month
14:40 <m1k[3y]> -bash-3.2# vi /etc/bashrc
14:40 <m1k[3y]> -bash: vi: command not found
14:40 <m1k[3y]> the fuck?
14:40 <sampson> judging by your basdh prompt your path variable is fubar
14:40 <@chrism> or it's csh
14:40 <sampson> or that
14:41 <m1k[3y]> nope
14:41 <m1k[3y]> not installed
14:42 <sampson> even better
14:42 <sampson> use joe
14:42 <m1k[3y]> centos 5.5 does not come with vi by default?
14:42 <m1k[3y]> this must be base install or something
14:46 <Volatile> try 'vim'
14:47 <m1k[3y]> i just installed vim
14:47 <Volatile> vim and vi are not the same thing
14:47 <m1k[3y]> i know
14:47 <m1k[3y]> it's weird that vi was not on here though
14:47 <m1k[3y]> that shit is usually default
14:47 <Volatile> yeh. never been on a box without vi, unless it was removed by some scrub that uses nano, or joe.
14:47 <Volatile> ;P
14:48 <m1k[3y]> yeah nano was on here haha
14:50 <@chrism> base install of cent has vi
14:50 <@chrism> just not vim
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14:53 <mrtyfrdm> sampson: sup
14:53 <mrtyfrdm> nm i scrolled up
14:53 <sampson> ya you did
14:54 <sampson> ps /lastlog ftw
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> right that is what i used to see you said my name
14:55 <@chrism> or just /last ^-^
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> that doesn't tell me what you said in the line after that
14:56 <sampson> fyi will is going to start dressing scout up and take pics
15:06 <@chrism> nice, someone in KC fucked up and used my gmail addy as their point of contact for their power bill
15:06 <@chrism> now a long time ago, they fucked up and falsely put a ding on my credit (they reversed this about a year ago), so I was like "WTF", reset the password and logged in
15:07 <Volatile> TIL reddit users are a bunch of self-serving, crybaby faggots.
15:07 <@chrism> I am def. not Cory meisinger
15:07 <@chrism> Volatile: duh
15:07 <Volatile> heh
15:13 <mrtyfrdm> sampson: haha good
15:13 <mrtyfrdm> she hangs out with him and his friends a lot in the evening hours
15:20 <sampson> chrism: i have an alias on my report
15:20 <sampson> "Samual C Foley"
15:21 <sampson> because people are idiots
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15:23 <Volatile> loo
15:23 <Volatile> my name is spelled like 5 different ways
15:32 <Volatile> haha
15:32 <@chrism> hahaha
15:32 <@chrism> foley?
15:32 <scofflaw> hahah
15:32 <scofflaw> damn
15:32 <Volatile> THQ's stock is down over 20% because Homefront sucks
15:32 <@chrism> you can dispute aliases fwiw
15:33 <scofflaw> axl foley?
15:37 <sampson> didn't i didn't i didn't i see scofflaw masturbatin
15:38 <scofflaw> what
15:38 <scofflaw> thats why i cover the camera on my mbp
15:38 <scofflaw> :(
15:39 <scofflaw> i'll be hoenst
15:39 <scofflaw> honest
15:39 <scofflaw> last night i masturbated
15:39 <scofflaw> it was weird though
15:39 <@chrism> I think we all did
15:39 <@chrism> fyi
15:39 <scofflaw> bro
15:39 <scofflaw> you got a wife
15:39 <@chrism> BUDDY
15:39 <scofflaw> of course YOU did
15:39 <@chrism> haha
15:40 <sampson> john is out of commish for like 2 months
15:40 <sampson> fuckin apendix
15:40 <scofflaw> no batin' ?
15:40 <sampson> o i can bate
15:40 <scofflaw> OH YA FACE
15:40 <sampson> but that's about all the action i'll be having for a long while
15:40 <scofflaw> ON2
15:41 <sampson> belch
15:41 <sampson> belch belch belch
15:43 <sampson> chrism: you see at&t is gonna start capping in may on u-verse
15:43 <@chrism> yep
15:43 <@chrism> i called/confirmed last night
15:43 <@chrism> I'll be done/done with them at that point in time
15:46 <somedude> haha
15:46 <somedude> ill cancel end of april as well
15:46 <scofflaw> haha noobs
15:46 <scofflaw> i watch tv on my iphone
15:47 <sampson> chrism: think you'll be in chicago by then?
15:47 <sampson> quick move O_o
15:47 <@chrism> nah lease is up in June
15:47 <@chrism> so ~ish
15:47 <sampson> ah
15:47 <sampson> gonna get a dif house?
15:47 <@chrism> yes, one in Chicago
15:47 <@chrism> lol
15:47 <sampson> i suggest rooming with mi|kman
15:47 <sampson> until then
15:48 <@chrism> ?
15:48 <sampson> already find a job?
15:48 <@chrism> nah
15:48 <@chrism> 2.5ish months left
15:48 <sampson> ah
15:48 <@chrism> working on getting the deal sealed
15:48 <@chrism> started popping off the resume last night
15:48 <@chrism> if I can get something sooner, I'll figure it out
15:49 <@chrism> maybe just put * on credit cards. =\
15:49 <sampson> make scarlet work her way up to chicago
15:49 <sampson> fucking freeloader
15:49 <scofflaw> fuckin bitch
15:49 <@chrism> who do you think is loading the truck
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15:49 <@chrism> oh fail
15:49 <sampson> lol
15:49 <scofflaw> damn
15:49 <scofflaw> haha
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15:49 <sampson> MISFIRE
15:50 <@chrism> tab complete failure
15:50 <scofflaw> AUTOJOIN PLAYA
15:50 <kawaiiblu> chrism: the North Center neighborhood looks nice too
15:50 <kawaiiblu> that's where Half Acre is lol
15:50 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: Is that what you put J onto?
15:50 <@chrism> she said you two talked for a bit about it
15:50 <sampson> kawaiiblu: request 4 u
15:50 <@chrism> or something and was scoping places out
15:50 <kawaiiblu> nah andy and I went ther eyesterday
15:50 <kawaiiblu> yesterday
15:50 <sampson> make andy get a new bed before march 13
15:50 <@chrism> I know she was looking around your place ish
15:50 <sampson> er may 13
15:50 <sampson> derp
15:50 <kawaiiblu> yeah we're going bed shopping this weekend
15:50 <@chrism> nice
15:50 <@chrism> GOOD LUCK
15:50 <sampson> woot
15:50 <kawaiiblu> he needs a new mattress ASAP
15:50 <@chrism> bed salesmen are dicks
15:50 <sampson> i'll be visiting in may GET EXCITED
15:51 <@chrism> sampson: for what?
15:51 <sampson> idk
15:51 <sampson> for the hell of it
15:51 <kawaiiblu> chrism: i told her some nice areas around me too
15:51 <@chrism> no i meant why get excited
15:51 <@chrism> idgi
15:51 * chrism ducks
15:51 <sampson> i try to get back to chicago/indiana land every 4-5 months
15:51 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: aaah werd
15:51 <sampson> h8 u
15:51 <@chrism> yeah i"m letting her handle the house finding stuff and retaining veto power =P
15:51 <kawaiiblu> good idea
15:51 <@chrism> mmhmm
15:52 <@chrism> hell it worked out at this place
15:52 <sampson> for living in "downtown" chicago mal's area is pretty lax
15:52 <@chrism> :shrug;
15:52 <sampson> even if it is 90000 miles away from the bars
15:52 <somedude> lol
15:52 <kawaiiblu> i don't live downtown at all
15:52 <kawaiiblu> i live in chicago, that's it
15:52 <sampson> hence the quotes
15:52 <kawaiiblu> idgi
15:52 <scofflaw> shit
15:52 <sampson> chicago as a whole is "downtown" to me
15:52 <scofflaw> that ain't downtown
15:52 <sampson> burbs are not-chicago
15:52 <scofflaw> thats the burbs
15:52 <sampson> irving park rd is not burbs
15:53 <kawaiiblu> really? downtown to me is the area between river north, the lake, south loop and west loop
15:53 <@chrism> Downtown is the loop
15:53 <scofflaw> kawaiiblu that's the loop
15:53 <@chrism> i mean that's always been my definition
15:53 <scofflaw> but yea, i pretty much agree
15:53 <sampson> wuteva
15:53 <kawaiiblu> scofflaw i mean a little more than the loop
15:54 <sampson> it's not BFE
15:54 <sampson> and it's not loop
15:54 <kawaiiblu> the loop, but expanded is downtown to me
15:54 <@chrism> when i get back, imma fucking OD on italian beefs and Philly's Best for like a week
15:54 <sampson> but it's close enough that you can taxi it from fun places
15:54 <@chrism> oh and Dita
15:54 <sampson> and it's next to la pas
15:54 <kawaiiblu> i have to CALL a cab though from my place
15:54 <sampson> which is ++++++++++++++++++++
15:54 <sampson> speaking of we shall be dining on la pas while i visit
15:54 <@chrism> <--jelly
15:55 <sampson> w/e it's in may
15:55 <sampson> you should be there by then
15:55 <@chrism> what/
15:55 <@chrism> dude
15:55 <sampson> then we can all pretend like we want to go to the bar after work, have 3 drinks and go fuck
15:55 <@chrism> may comes before june
15:55 <@chrism> g'damnit
15:55 <sampson> i'm old
15:56 <sampson> although mattman
15:56 <sampson> tilted kilt
15:56 <sampson> u, me
15:56 <scofflaw> and some video head cleaner
15:56 <sampson> and some bitches
15:56 <sampson> (and clorophyll)
15:59 <n|cotine> "does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
15:59 <n|cotine> clorophyll's in plants.
15:59 <sampson> er that stuff
15:59 <sampson> i'm a bad rapist
15:59 <@chrism> hahaha
15:59 <@chrism> owned.
15:59 <scofflaw> i didn't think it was rape with mattman
16:00 <scofflaw> i thought it was consensual
16:00 <sampson> only if randy gets to watch
16:02 <scofflaw> i been looking for apts for a while too
16:02 <tronyx> sampson: go work for reddit
16:02 <tronyx> and balance their servers and shit please
16:02 <scofflaw> sux
16:02 <scofflaw> i thought they just needed more
16:07 <@chrism> man this is such a clusterfuck here right now
16:07 <@chrism> they fully scrapped everything the qa dept does and gave us 4 days to refactor how we test *EVERYTHING* right before a public build
16:07 <@chrism> heh
16:07 <@chrism> it's like OHSHI
16:08 <kubi> http://blog.dantup.com/2011/03/why-im-close-to-giving-up-on-windows-phone-7-as-a-user-and-a-developer
16:09 <Volatile> holy.shit. http://kotaku.com/#!5769708/batman-arkham-city
16:09 <@chrism> *NICE*
16:10 <Volatile> cannot.wait.
16:10 <@chrism> Arkham Asylum was a damned fun game
16:10 <@chrism> no shit, rigth?
16:10 <Volatile> do.do.do.do.want.
16:10 <Volatile> heh
16:10 <Volatile> lots.of.dots!
16:10 <kubi> yeah i think that was the last game i played all the way through
16:10 <Volatile> gunna hafta buy for PC
16:10 <Volatile> just cuz i built muh new rig!
16:11 <Volatile> http://i.imgur.com/McY7G.jpg
16:11 <Volatile> lizard wins
16:14 <@chrism> hah
16:14 <scofflaw> not if you attach a photocopy of your breasts
16:26 <Volatile> dewpdewp
16:26 <sampson> mattman: http://www.koushikdutta.com/2010/12/windows-phone-marketplace-woes.html
16:26 <sampson> lol
16:28 <Volatile> lol, sounds like said developer failed to read all the app submission requirements, and was unfamiliar with how to test his app so it didn't fail.
16:28 <Volatile> in the tech world, this is known as "go fuck yourself"
16:29 <sampson> he's actually pretty well known in the mobile world
16:29 <Volatile> you can't bitch and whine that your crashing app, that doesn't meet posted specifications, doesn't get instant responses
16:29 <sampson> even got offered a job by sony for presumebly android apps
16:29 <sampson> told sony to go fuck themselves for suing geohot
16:29 <Volatile> loo
16:29 <Volatile> just saying.
16:29 <Volatile> his complaints are that they didn't respond fast enough for his crashing app that didn't meet posted specs.
16:30 <Volatile> microsoft is super good at posting *every* requirement. there's like 20 pages of requirements to submit shit to XBL
16:30 <Volatile> and it's just regular shit like "must be able to quit back to dashboard'
16:30 <Volatile> shit like that.
16:30 <sampson> perhaps but that bug he found in workflow is pretty shitty
16:30 <Volatile> yah
16:30 <Volatile> agreed.
16:32 <scofflaw> Volatile
16:32 <scofflaw> it's bs like this
16:32 <scofflaw> Effective immediately, the Firm is permitted to trade the following security:
16:32 <scofflaw> or not permitted
16:32 <scofflaw> boo
16:32 <Volatile> heh.. you know, i've never gone and figured out a one-liner to add an entry to crontab, without dupes
16:32 <Volatile> eh?
16:32 <Volatile> what was the security?
16:33 <sampson> ?
16:33 <Volatile> you're an insider. you're not allowed to profit from it.
16:33 <Volatile> you could go contrarian on everything they do
16:33 <Volatile> and make an easy buck
16:33 <Volatile> i suppose you can't tell me the security too
16:33 <Volatile> haha
16:33 <sampson> echo "*/5 * * * * /usr/bin/fuckvol" >> /var/spool/cron/root && /etc/init.d/crond restart
16:33 <Volatile> you restart cron?
16:33 <Volatile> lawl.
16:34 <sampson> if i don't use crontab -e yes
16:34 <Volatile> what if the cron daemon isn't in /var/spool?
16:34 <sampson> because it won't install the new cron jobs
16:34 <Volatile> er
16:34 <Volatile> cron files
16:34 <sampson> it's default on centos & debian
16:34 <tronyx> the cron files are inside the house!
16:34 <Volatile> what if 'fuckvol' is already in there?
16:34 <sampson> and ubuntu
16:34 <sampson> then why would i be writing a one-liner to add it
16:34 <sampson> srsly are you ron
16:34 <Volatile> no, i had to write an entry for an automation script
16:35 <Volatile> that is portable across most unix-based systems
16:35 <Volatile> (including solaris, and bsd)
16:35 <Volatile> and cannot produce a duplicate cron entry
16:35 <Volatile> thus, i arrived at:
16:35 <Volatile> (crontab -l | grep -v SCRIPTNAME && echo '0 0 * * * SCRIPT') | crontab -
16:38 <Volatile> anyway.. just thought i'd pass that along. never had to do that specific task. usually just crontab -e
16:38 <Volatile> heh
16:39 <Volatile> scoff, arent you bonused with stocks?
16:39 <Volatile> so, even if they restrict you on a security, you're hopefully profiting from their trade
16:39 <scofflaw> li can't tell you
16:39 <scofflaw> i can't tell you
16:39 <scofflaw> it's a secret bro
16:39 <scofflaw> sorry
16:39 <scofflaw> brocode
16:40 <scofflaw> but yes
16:40 <scofflaw> my bonus is tied into company performance and their trades
16:40 <scofflaw> hopefully we're making mega millions
16:40 <kubi> chea
16:41 <Volatile> nice
16:41 <Volatile> gl then ;)
16:41 <Volatile> wish i had a hedge fund working for me for free.
16:41 <Volatile> heh
16:41 <scofflaw> yea
16:41 <scofflaw> i'm trying to buddy up with them
16:41 <scofflaw> so i can be a hedge fund trader too
16:42 <Volatile> i think you hafta get certified, brah
16:42 <scofflaw> then i will!
16:42 <scofflaw> university of phoenix, brah
16:42 <Volatile> lot of work.
16:43 <Volatile> but yah, that'd be fun
16:43 <Volatile> trading with a million or more dollhairs would be fun
16:43 <scofflaw> fuck yea man
16:43 <scofflaw> i love dollhairs
16:43 <Volatile> but you also hafta perform
16:43 <scofflaw> true
16:43 <Volatile> lots of stress.
16:43 <scofflaw> but it seems they all work together
16:43 <Volatile> even if it isnt your own cash
16:43 <scofflaw> like, they're always yelling shit at each other
16:43 <scofflaw> buy x of ABC
16:44 <scofflaw> i dont know if they're necessarily making the decisions
16:44 <scofflaw> at least ht epeople i sit near
16:44 <Volatile> i'd rather hear 'short x of XYZ'
16:44 <tronyx> i'd rather hear dongs of buttcrack
16:44 <tronyx> sup
16:44 <scofflaw> honestly i dont hear much on that
16:45 <scofflaw> normally buying/selling
16:45 <scofflaw> don't recall ever hearing them yell that out
16:46 <scofflaw> who got rocks
16:52 <Volatile> Bloomberg is reporting that Microsoft has finally decided to put an official end to its Zune media player line. A person familiar with ...
16:52 <Volatile> loo
16:53 <Volatile> MSFT can't catch a break these days
16:53 <scofflaw> or last 7 years
17:09 <sampson> http://theync.com/media.php?name=19332-omg
17:11 <Volatile> nsfw.
17:11 <Volatile> also, pretty nasty.
17:12 <Volatile> glad i have noscript enabled.
17:12 <Volatile> did not see.
17:12 <Volatile> do not want to.
17:25 <sampson> can't unsee it
17:25 <scofflaw> just describe it to me
17:25 <scofflaw> SFW
17:26 <sampson> dudes got maggots all up in his dick hole
17:26 <Volatile> yuck
17:26 <Volatile> that's enough
17:26 <sampson> idk past that
17:26 <sampson> it was pretty gross
17:26 <sampson> i closed it after 10 seconds
17:28 <@chrism> wtf
17:29 <sampson> chrism got boners
17:29 <@chrism> two
17:32 <Volatile> fapped twice.
17:32 <Volatile> once for each time a maggot fell out
17:32 <Volatile> !
17:32 <sampson> vol there's way more maggots than 2
17:32 <Volatile> i didnt watch it
17:32 <sampson> idk how many but it looked like a lot
17:32 <sampson> like hundreds
17:33 <Volatile> don't want to know.
17:33 <sampson> i can draw a picture for you
17:43 * scofflaw googles for maggot porn
17:43 <scofflaw> first hit: Asian Maggot Porn
17:43 <sampson> i wonder if it involves kimchi
17:43 <Volatile> dont ruin kimchee for me.
17:43 <scofflaw> nah
17:43 <scofflaw> must be japanese
17:43 <scofflaw> i can't look though, i'm still at work
17:45 <sampson> i think it's chinese
17:45 <Volatile> chinese, japanese, dirty knees, look at these
17:45 <tronyx> sick flows
17:46 <Volatile> srs.
17:46 <scofflaw> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DALvNCbgcKg
17:46 <scofflaw> 2:15
17:46 <tronyx> why not just link to 2:15
17:46 <tronyx> you're a dick
17:47 <Volatile> dont trust your links.
17:47 <scofflaw> oh
17:47 <scofflaw> i dunno how
17:47 <Volatile> HUSH taught me how to rhyme brah
17:47 <scofflaw> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DALvNCbgcKg&feature=player_detailpage#t=137s
17:47 <scofflaw> it's a Birdman video
17:47 <scofflaw> but he's doing business with the Koreans
17:47 <scofflaw> their partnership is an honor
17:47 <sampson> http://i55.tinypic.com/2retbao.png
17:48 <sampson> idk what language that is scofflaw but that's the maggot porn imgae text
17:48 <sampson> lol it says on the cover
17:48 <sampson> "THE TRAGEDY THAT EARTHWORM IS BITTEN TO SKIN AND SHOUTED"
17:48 <sampson> in engrish
17:48 <sampson> but they aren't maggots
17:48 <sampson> they're blood worms
17:49 <Volatile> why the fuck are you looking at that shit anyway?
17:49 <sampson> why not?
17:49 <Volatile> why not crush your thumb with a hammer?
17:49 <sampson> looks like kimchee all up in her vagina
17:49 <Volatile> both are odd to be partaking in
17:59 <sampson> o man chrism that app i linked you is awesome
18:00 <sampson> i set it up so i "tiptap" left/right to switch tabs in chrome
18:00 <sampson> so like i touch my pointer to the trackpad and then tap with my middle finger to go right in tabs
18:00 <sampson> and vice-versa to go the other way
18:07 <sampson> and i made it so pinching in like zoom out closes a tab
18:07 <sampson> and out opens a new tab
18:07 <@chrism> that's kinda cool
18:07 <@chrism> ctually that'd be useful
18:07 <sampson> mmhmmm
18:08 <sampson> i just wish it had a way to define a 2 finger click
18:08 <sampson> because i'd like to swap 2 finger with open in new tab and 3 finger with right click
18:11 <phobosd> dicks
18:11 <phobosd> LOL
18:14 <sampson> ooooh and i made the 4 finger left/right gesture awesome too
18:14 <sampson> so like i swipe to bring up switch task
18:14 <sampson> then tap left or right to switch which one is selected
18:14 <sampson> then 4 finger click to switch
18:15 <sampson> well 3 finger+1 to tap
18:16 <phobosd> :frogbarf:
18:16 <sampson> bro best trackpad ever
18:16 <sampson> you just jelly
18:21 <phobosd> no ur jelly
18:21 <phobosd> new halo map pack came out today
18:21 <phobosd> http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/haloreach/news.html?sid=6303989
18:23 <sampson> ROLL OUTTTT
18:23 <sampson> that game made me rage hard
18:25 <@chrism> meh never got into REACH
18:25 <@chrism> i should give it a shot at some point
18:25 <@chrism> on that note, time to gtfo
18:25 <@chrism> PZ
18:25 <phobosd> i would show you some baller games but bungie.net is down :(
18:25 <phobosd> PZ
18:25 <phobosd> i played some good oens over the weekend
18:25 <phobosd> it's just a fun game to sit and veg on for a couple hours and relax
18:25 <phobosd> SO DAMN POLISHED
18:28 <sampson> i do that with my ps3
18:28 <sampson> although i've been busy as fuck so no ps3 time
18:28 <sampson> maybe i'll make some time tonight
18:54 <sampson> fuck bungie.net phobosd http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/15/roxio-debuts-100-game-capture-device-to-record-your-console-her/
18:54 <sampson> DO IT LIVE
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19:25 <@chrism> Get your snack on
19:25 <@chrism> \m/
19:26 <@chrism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KarJrCEyn88
19:34 <Orb_> Unfortunately, I love to do that.
19:35 <@chrism> http://aws.amazon.com/free/
19:35 <@chrism> get your cloud on (free????)
19:35 <@chrism> heh
19:53 <VVelox> re
19:53 <VVelox> wait
19:53 <VVelox> actually...
19:53 <VVelox> bbl
19:54 <sampson> god damn reddit is full of psychos
19:54 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/g4g99/my_girlfriend_tried_to_rationalize_glenn_becks/
19:54 <sampson> AS AN ATHEIST I SAY HOW DARE HER HAVE CONVICTION FOR HER SPIRITUAL BELIEFS
19:55 <sampson> don't get me wrong glenn beck is an asstard
19:56 <sampson> but to be brought up with old testament would make his claim very valid in your mindset
19:56 <phobosd> /r/athiest is pretty stupid
19:56 <VVelox> re
19:56 <phobosd> some of their shit is funny
19:56 <sampson> that's ask reddit though
19:56 <VVelox> sampson: I think it is a troll.
19:56 <@chrism> I peeked in there for a bit
19:56 <phobosd> but some is like 'ok, i've seen this same 'I'M COOL I'M ATHIEST' comic a billion fucking times
19:56 <@chrism> and it was like circlejerk like woah
19:56 <phobosd> yah i stay away from askreddit
19:56 <@chrism> hah
19:56 <phobosd> but athiest is default
19:56 <phobosd> and sometimes funneh
19:56 <@chrism> lol yeah
19:56 <phobosd> i wanna just troll them hard sometimes
19:57 <sampson> i just don't get the elitism
19:57 <sampson> it's just as bad as fundies
19:57 <@chrism> reg acct: JesusRules Post topic: Let's ahve a discussion
19:57 <phobosd> lol
19:57 <sampson> and what's even worse is they claim they are not ignorant of belief systems like those horrible fundies
19:57 <VVelox> sampson: You can find people like that in every category.
19:57 <phobosd> http://www.reddit.com/user/jesusrules
19:57 <@chrism> http://www.reddit.com/user/JesusRules/
19:57 <phobosd> UH OH
19:57 <phobosd> hahaha
19:57 <@chrism> hahaha
19:58 <@chrism> GIT-R-DUN
19:58 <sampson> but ffs thinking god did a natural disaster when you're brought up being told god brought forth the plagues and flooded the world and basing that on your belief system
19:58 <@chrism> should probably post some monster truck and gun threads first to make it look legit
19:58 <phobosd> lol
19:58 <VVelox> honestly, don't
19:58 <VVelox> trolling is childish
19:59 <sampson> you must not hang in #chicago much
19:59 <VVelox> meh
19:59 <@chrism> trolling is a art
19:59 <phobosd> looooooooooool
19:59 <n|cotine> You mean awning art
19:59 <@chrism> lol
20:01 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/K0znv.png phobosd and kawaiiblu at a concert
20:47 <phobosd> confirm dat
20:48 <somedude> lol
20:48 <@chrism> hahaha
20:48 <somedude> FUUU
20:48 <somedude> ;d
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