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#Chicago on Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Links mentioned
today:
http://codykrieger.com/gfxCardStatus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRuBes2JSQo
http://i.imgur.com/jMDSt.png
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110221.gif
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2006/04/03/8373041/index.htm
http://twitter.com/#!/chrisblizzard/status/5844781119
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6416/1296625012608.png
http://www.3floyds.com/2011/03/11/dark-lord-day-tickets-info/
http://cgi.ebay.com/2009-2010-Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-RIS-wax-sealed-RARE-/160557224209?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2561f4d111#ht_524wt_1141
http://i.imgur.com/Wbt6n.jpg?4538
http://www.reddit.com/r/nihilism/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8
http://www.progressive.com/auto/snapshot-disclosure.aspx
http://www.progressive.com/auto/snapshot-how-it-works.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUJFOuHIS4Q
http://twitter.com/andywpace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNr1XClnec
http://www.mayfestchicago.com/
http://imgur.com/5ozlv
http://twitter.com/#!/andywpace/status/48155114908819456
http://i.imgur.com/aKakC.png
http://www.evworld.com/press/TTXGP_Team_Agni_cornering.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif
http://www.samsung.com/us/computer/laptops/NP900X3A-A03US
http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif
http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=50067
http://modvespa.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pink-vespa.jpg
http://cgi.ebay.com/Apple-Toshiba-128GB-SATA-2-SSD-Drive-THNS128GE8BBDC-/280643101897?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4157a1e4c9#ht_500wt_1156
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/6/20/19/the-baffling-pinocchio-paradox-17605-1277075492-29.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Wbt6n.jpg
http://www.matthidinger.com
http://www.clownpenis.fart
http://www.:Mechanize
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01:34 <Orb_> ok, brb
01:36 <Orb_> hm, weird, well, brb.
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08:31 <Volatile> hio
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09:25 <scofflaw> vol
09:25 <scofflaw> let's start a hedge fund
09:26 <scofflaw> i got like ~$100 in my pocket
09:28 <scofflaw> we can start with penny stocks
09:28 <scofflaw> get rich quick
09:28 <scofflaw> or die trying
09:29 <@scrim> heh
09:30 <scofflaw> scrim you can join the club too
09:30 <scofflaw> but you need a hundo
09:30 <scofflaw> we're gonna call it the Gentlemens Only
Hedge Fund
09:30 <scofflaw> and wear monocoles, top hats, etc.
09:31 <scofflaw> you know our steez
09:31 <@scrim> ahaha, that'd be funny anyway
09:35 <phobosd> can i play too
09:35 <phobosd> i got stax yo
09:36 <scofflaw> word
09:36 <scofflaw> yes
09:36 <scofflaw> but i dont think you'd look very good with a
monocole or top hat
09:36 <scofflaw> you tall and skinny
09:36 <scofflaw> seem more fitting for short stout guys
09:36 <scofflaw> like vol and i
09:37 <scofflaw> probably scri too
09:37 <scofflaw> scrim too
09:37 <scofflaw> i imagine he's also a lil fatty
09:37 <scofflaw> :P
09:37 <@scrim> you're not wrong :)
09:37 <scofflaw> it's coo
09:38 <scofflaw> i bet you're still 'getting it in' as they
say on Jersey Shore
09:38 <@scrim> i've never seen that show
09:40 <scofflaw> ok
09:40 <scofflaw> then you're probably still a virgin
09:40 <scofflaw> but thats ok i'll sacrifice a cow
09:40 <scofflaw> or chicken
09:40 <scofflaw> something
09:40 <@scrim> fattened calf?
09:40 <@scrim> maybe a bull
09:41 <scofflaw> i dunno where to get one
09:41 <scofflaw> except on Wall st
09:41 <scofflaw> and that one ain't real
09:41 <@scrim> this is illinois, drive 50 miles outside the
city and start looking around :)
09:41 <scofflaw> vol will bring one to sacrifice during your
initiation into GOHF
09:44 <scofflaw> i'm envisioning it like the fraternity
initiation of revenge of the nerds
09:46 <scofflaw> wow
09:46 <scofflaw> i love tyler durden
09:46 <scofflaw> Stagflation, bitchez.
09:58 <Volatile> morning
09:58 <sampson> lame
09:58 <sampson> the new intel ssds don't work on mbp
09:59 <@scrim> really?
09:59 <@scrim> why ?
09:59 <sampson> they aren't sata III compatible
09:59 <sampson> need a firmware upgrade
09:59 <scofflaw> upgrade dat shit
10:00 <sampson> i'm just gonna get a intel x25-m and call it
done for the year
10:00 <sampson> do a minimal install of winders
10:00 <scofflaw> damn, i should have checked for trim support
on my mbp last night
10:01 <scofflaw> one thing i dont like about my mbp/ssd is i
feel like power doesn't last as long as it should
10:01 <scofflaw> i think i need to upgrade to ipad2
10:05 <tronyx> morning
10:08 <scofflaw> sup bitch
10:09 <tronyx> nada
10:09 <tronyx> you?
10:10 <scofflaw> just work
10:11 <scofflaw> trying to start a hedge fund
10:11 <scofflaw> but my partner vol is hating
10:13 <sampson> scofflaw: is it one fot hose with dual
gpus
10:15 <@chrism> hedge fund with dual gpus
10:15 <sampson> no his mbp
10:15 <scofflaw> oh
10:15 <scofflaw> haha
10:15 <sampson> the battery life sucks on them unless you
install a program to manage the gpus
10:15 <scofflaw> thats funny, i read it as fat hose
10:16 <scofflaw> sampson yes it does
10:16 <@chrism> eh?
10:16 <sampson> get this
10:16 <@chrism> that's bullshit
10:16 <@chrism> hehe
10:16 <scofflaw> i thought it was auto-switching though, why
should i need anything
10:16 <sampson> http://codykrieger.com/gfxCardStatus
10:16 <@chrism> mine has dual gpus and certainly has no
battery problems
10:16 <sampson> because the autoswitching is retarded
10:16 <sampson> it switches on anything that uses core
image
10:16 <sampson> so like chrome and firefox cause it to
switch
10:16 <sampson> the mac twitter client
10:16 <sampson> lots of random apps that make you go wtf
10:16 <@chrism> that's not true of all mbp versions at
all
10:16 <sampson> core i* are affected
10:17 <@chrism> right
10:17 <scofflaw> i have a core i7
10:17 <scofflaw> and i dont know if i have problems per
se
10:17 <sampson> and there you go
10:17 <@chrism> oh snap, thought his was older
10:17 <scofflaw> but it just seems like it should last
longer
10:17 <sampson> last series you could get a dual core i7
chrism
10:17 <sampson> it will when you install that app
10:17 <@chrism> i want a new mbp
10:17 <@chrism> =(
10:17 <@chrism> mine is gettin a bit long in the tooth
10:17 <@chrism> but it's still solid
10:18 <scofflaw> yea
10:18 <scofflaw> i want a new one too
10:18 <sampson> srsly don't bother
10:18 <sampson> get a ssd
10:18 <sampson> it's night and day
10:18 <sampson> i'm contemplating upgrading mine to 120gb and
throwing the 60gb in the mac pro
10:22 <scofflaw> chrism its true
10:31 <tronyx> i need to upgrade to Windows 7
10:35 <@chrism> is that a new version of OSX or
something?
10:36 <sampson> fuck i hate php
10:36 <sampson> i hate coming home to something that worked
perfect when i went away
10:36 <sampson> "nothing was touched"
10:36 <sampson> yet it flat out doesn't work anymore
10:36 <@chrism> *something* was touched
10:36 <sampson> obv
10:36 <@chrism> show us on the doll
10:36 <sampson> what's irritating is the output is
*BLANK*
10:38 <sampson> and i just crashed adium searching my
logs
10:38 <sampson> pile of shit
10:40 <sampson> even stranger yet
10:40 <sampson> i go to https
10:40 <sampson> and it doesn't secure itself
10:41 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRuBes2JSQo
10:42 <@chrism> hahahah
10:42 <@chrism> really?
10:42 <@chrism> Peoples Court?
10:47 <sampson> ya
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10:56 <mrtyfrdm> HELLO #CHICAGO
10:56 <mrtyfrdm> today is a beautiful day
10:58 <@scrim> it's not horrible
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11:08 <kawaiiblu> good morning
11:14 <scofflaw> damn
11:14 <scofflaw> i sho am hungry
11:14 <sampson> i got leftover stuffed porkchops
11:14 <sampson> MMMmmmMmMmM
11:14 <sampson> i'm gonna eat the fuck outta them
11:15 <scofflaw> i think i'm eating panda express today!
11:15 <scofflaw> or maybe i should go light and have tokyo
lunch box
11:15 <@chrism> MOAR SILK ROAD
11:15 <@chrism> mmmm spicy chicken mmmmmm
11:15 <scofflaw> silk road scare sme
11:15 <@chrism> And Tokyo lunchbox doesn't? =P
11:16 <scofflaw> not like silk road
11:16 <scofflaw> silk road is extra dingy
11:16 <mrtyfrdm> scrim: ok well it's beautiful in comparison
to how crappy march 16th usually is
11:17 <@chrism> Just ask Julius Caesar
11:17 <@chrism> ^-^
11:19 <sampson> silk road spicy chicken
11:19 <sampson> best hangover cure ever
11:19 <sampson> so get this i was in vegas last weekend
right?
11:19 <sampson> get a txt last night HEY EVERYONE THAT WAS IN
VEGAS IS GOING TO THE BAR TONIGHT YOU GUYS READY TO GO OUT?
11:19 <mrtyfrdm> juluis caesar never got to see march 16th
the year he died. cause he died on the 15th
11:19 <mrtyfrdm> just like nate dogg
11:19 <sampson> the fuck we just drank for 5 days
straight
11:20 <mrtyfrdm> people keep saying my birthday killed nate
dogg i keep tellin them to shut it it was yeserday
11:20 <sampson> your birthday killed my dog
11:20 <@chrism> yeah i always screw up the date on the ides
of march
11:20 <@chrism> :shrug: FU
11:20 <@chrism> I bet you googled it anyway
11:20 <@chrism> =P
11:20 <mrtyfrdm> no
11:20 <mrtyfrdm> i didn't
11:20 <@chrism> prove it
11:20 <Volatile> your birthday came to my house, and it
kicked my dog
11:20 <@chrism> IT KICK MY DOG
11:20 <sampson> o wtf
11:20 <sampson> nate dogg died today?
11:20 <@chrism> yesterday I think?
11:20 <sampson> how he die
11:21 <mrtyfrdm> because my birthday is today, i've been well
aware since i was a little lad that my birthday wa nuzzled right
between the ides and st pattys day
11:21 <@chrism> [Citation Needed]
11:21 <mrtyfrdm> stroke i believe sampson
11:21 <mrtyfrdm> chrism: you're being a bad troll
11:21 <@chrism> pmuch
11:21 <mrtyfrdm> kill saelf
11:21 <@chrism> =(
11:22 <mrtyfrdm> owned
11:22 <sampson> idk if i should upgrade to 120gb
ssdddddddddd
11:22 <sampson> mrtyfrdm: how small can i make a win7
install
11:23 <mrtyfrdm> like the media, or what is actually on the
disk after installation
11:23 <sampson> disk
11:23 <mrtyfrdm> i'd say somewhere around 4 gb
11:23 <mrtyfrdm> maybe less
11:24 <sampson> on the hd? dahyum
11:24 <mrtyfrdm> by default before updates i think it uses
somethinglike 6.5-7
11:24 <sampson> i just need winders to run live meeting and
visio/outlook
11:24 <sampson> well not outlook
11:24 <mrtyfrdm> use xp then
11:24 <sampson> but visio and live meetin
11:24 <@chrism> pmuch
11:24 <@chrism> xp install, done/done
11:24 <mrtyfrdm> you can get an xp install down to <500
mb
11:25 <@chrism> hell i bet even wine could run that stuff
11:25 <mrtyfrdm> not livemeeting
11:25 <mrtyfrdm> lots of .net shit going on there
11:25 <@chrism> aah
11:25 <mrtyfrdm> but visio maybe
11:26 <@chrism> ya know, it's annoying how much cPanel
duplicates datastores
11:26 <@chrism> at any given point there are probably 3
versions of a config file
11:27 <scofflaw> yo
11:27 <scofflaw> i pooped
11:27 <@chrism> original.config, original.config.yaml,
original.config.cache
11:27 <@chrism> =\
11:27 <scofflaw> just saying
11:27 <@chrism> 'grats
11:27 <sampson> no curl
11:27 <sampson> just saying
11:28 <@chrism> 4 places
11:28 <@chrism> mybad
11:28 <scofflaw> chrism thanks, i feel good about it
11:28 <sampson> fucking php why you show blank page
11:28 <mattman> man
11:28 <mattman> stock market is the worst
11:28 <Volatile> YAML, because you can't write your own
parser.
11:29 <sampson> well it is working
11:29 <sampson> but roaaaaaaar
11:29 <sampson> i need a vacation HEH
11:32 <@chrism> i dunno there's benefits to using YAMLs as a
datastore
11:32 <@chrism> 1. You don't *have* to write your own parser,
optimize, etc
11:33 <@chrism> 2. Common format, easily portable w/o
fuckery
11:33 <@chrism> 3. Human readable form that allows easy
viewing of hash breakdowns
11:33 <@chrism> but yeah
11:33 <@chrism> it's the duplication that annoys me
11:33 <sampson> 4. 8==========================D~ ~ ~ ~ ~
*O:
11:33 <mattman> what happened
11:34 <sampson> roofies
11:34 <Volatile> they should write directly into YAML's gay
markup then
11:34 <Volatile> ;P
11:36 <Volatile> i love how, true to the faggotry of
open-source naming, they have a recursive acronym.
11:36 <@chrism> hahah
11:36 <@chrism> yes
11:36 <Volatile> funny how it's supposedly not markup, but it
is.
11:36 <@chrism> actually i don't think that YAML is a
recursive acronym
11:36 <@chrism> yet another markup language
11:36 <Volatile> ?
11:36 <Volatile> no
11:36 <Volatile> it's YAML Aint Markup Language
11:37 <@chrism> oh goddamnit
11:37 <@chrism> hahaha
11:37 <@chrism> not even bothering to look, that sounds gay
enough to be 100% right
11:37 <@chrism> lol
11:37 <sampson> i got an acronym for you GVSD GVSD VOLD SUCKS
DICKS
11:37 <sampson> vol even
11:37 <Volatile> sam, get over it brah, im straight.
11:37 <Volatile> vagina ftw!
11:38 <sampson> i saw you on cam4
11:38 <Volatile> dunno what that is
11:38 <Volatile> fail.
11:41 <mattman> notroll, you dudes got ie9?
11:42 <Volatile> lawl
11:42 <@chrism> hah
11:42 <Volatile> who purposely installed ie9?
11:43 <Volatile> they should just give up on the web browser
thing, and prepackage firefox or chrome or some shit
11:43 <mattman> oh :)
11:44 <@chrism> Ya know, if Hank the angry drunken bus driver
crashes 5 busses.... You don't let him have another
11:44 <@chrism> just sayin
11:46 <Volatile> ?
11:46 <Volatile> wha?
11:46 <mattman> ?
11:46 <n|cotine> ?
11:46 <@chrism> ?
11:47 <Volatile> !
11:47 <@chrism> (|)
11:47 <mattman> Whoa!
11:47 <@chrism> in my analogy, Hank the angry drunken bus
driver would be the IE dev team
11:47 <@chrism> ^-^
11:47 <mattman> not now bro im in the fucking zone
11:50 <@chrism> MORE PROTIEN MAH
11:57 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/jMDSt.png
11:58 <m1k[3y]> oh ie9 is not too bad
11:58 <sampson>
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110221.gif
11:58 * m1k[3y] ducks
11:58 <Volatile> loo
12:00 <m1k[3y]> i installed in my win7 virtual
machine...seems pretty quick and renders nicely..i am sure thought
there are a shit ton of exploits just waiting to pop up though
12:00 <m1k[3y]> i can't type worth a shit today^^^^
12:03 <mattman> m1k[3y] wanna see something silly with
ie9
12:03 <mattman> go to www.matthidinger.com and drag my image
down to the win7 taskbar
12:06 <tronyx>
3243323333363644424532424230324539333343323444444146373137313342
12:06 <tronyx> wrong window
12:07 <m1k[3y]> hahha
12:07 <m1k[3y]> nice
12:07 <tronyx> hi mattman
12:09 <mattman> hey tronyx
12:10 <mattman> m1k[3y] you put something like
class="ms-PinSite" on the image to trigger that behavior in ie9
12:10 <mattman> heh
12:10 <m1k[3y]> neat little trick there
12:15 <mattman> the facebook pinning is prob the best site
implementation so far
12:16 <scofflaw> damn
12:16 <scofflaw> burned by ms word autosave
12:16 <mattman> since the taskbar icon gets a little
red * when something in FB
happens
12:18 <Volatile> <a href="myvirus.exe"
class="ms-PinSite">CLICK HERE, RETARDS USING IE9</a>
12:18 <mattman> good joke
12:18 <mattman> Ie9 makes it _annoyingly_ painful to open an
exe/msi from the browser
12:19 <Volatile> unless you name it .zip
12:19 <mattman> you have to expand a "more options" dialog to
see the "I really trust this, Run Anyway"
12:19 <Volatile> or .jpg
12:19 <Volatile> in which case, it automatically executes
it
12:19 <Volatile> ;P
12:19 <mattman> heh what?
12:19 <mattman> you think renaming an exe to .jpg executes
it?
12:20 <mattman> you so silly vol
12:20 <Volatile> just joking about windows in the past.
12:21 <mattman> pinning sites seemed like a stupid gimmick
when they announced it, but its pretty effing handy now. esp for
things like Google Reader, Facebook, etc, sites i go to a lot
12:21 <mattman> i wonder what the odds of Google adding IE9
jumplists and win7 support to google sites is
12:21 <mattman> i would love it in google reader
12:22 <sampson> agh
12:22 <sampson> stuffed porkchops
12:22 <sampson> so delicious
12:22 <Volatile> sigh
12:22 <Volatile> *another* silent hill movie being made
12:22 <sampson> wry
12:22 <Volatile> plz give it to uwe boll
12:22 <@chrism> ya know the first movie wasn't half bad
12:22 <@chrism> I kinda liked it
12:22 <@chrism> =\
12:22 <Volatile> it was alright
12:23 <@chrism> yeah, nothign great, ya know?
12:23 <Volatile> ..but konami is fucking the series
12:23 <Volatile> slowly but surely
12:23 <@chrism> but for a video game movie, it was probably
one of the best ever, lol
12:23 <Volatile> the first residnt evil movie wasnt half bad
either
12:23 <Volatile> mainly cuz mila was naked
12:23 <@chrism> oooh yeah good call
12:23 <Volatile> ;P
12:23 <mattman> i still watch the resident evils
12:23 <@chrism> Hell I *still* dig the RE movies
12:23 <mattman> its a guilty pleasure i guess
12:23 <Volatile> cant get enough eraser nipples!
12:23 <@chrism> it's good cheesy horror
12:23 <mattman> she was in eraser?
12:23 <mattman> oh lol
12:23 <mattman> im dumb
12:24 <mattman> yea she has eraser nips for sure
12:24 <Volatile> three characters from the original film will
join Heather Mason on her stereoscopic 3D trip to Silent Hill.
12:24 <Volatile> The films producers have confirmed the
return of Silent Hill stars Radha Mitchell (Rose Da Silva ), Sean
Bean (Christopher Da Silva ), and Deborah Kara Unger (Dahlia
Gillespie) for Silent Hill: Revelation 3D. Also returning will be
dilapidated elevators, prominently featured in the 2006 Silent Hill movie,
according to a new still released of the 2011 film.
12:24 <Volatile> wow
12:24 <Volatile> dahlia
12:24 <Volatile> i was really surprised they didn't use
dahlia in the first
12:24 <Volatile> as much i mean
12:24 <@chrism> yeah
12:24 <Volatile> they didn't really touch on all the shit she
did
12:24 <Volatile> they just framed her as a religious nut
12:25 <Volatile> no history, etc
12:25 <mattman> wtf
12:25 <mattman> 63 degrees tomorrow
12:25 <mattman> laaaame
12:25 <mattman> i miss winter
12:25 <Volatile> ?
12:25 <Volatile> hah
12:25 <mattman> dude i hate summer
12:25 <mattman> i hate being hot
12:25 <mattman> and sweating
12:25 <mattman> and being hot on the el with other swety
people
12:26 <Volatile> wear less clothing?
12:26 <mattman> not that 63 is hot, but its a slippery slope
toward summer :(
12:26 <Volatile> i am the same way
12:26 <Volatile> i prefer fall weather
12:26 <Volatile> not quite winter, not quite summer
12:26 <Volatile> ;P
12:26 <Volatile> i love going to oktoberfest, having a cold
beer on a slightly chill day
12:26 <Volatile> with teh sun out
12:26 <Volatile> that is win.
12:26 <mattman> yeah i agree
12:26 <Volatile> ..on the other hand, i spend a lot of time
jet skiing during the summer
12:26 <@chrism> lol @ chicago summer
12:26 <Volatile> and i love that.
12:26 <@chrism> that shit is cute
12:27 <mattman> sooo you guys will make fun of this
12:27 <mattman> but me and Sam joined a rec volleyball
league
12:27 <mattman> and some peeps from work
12:27 <Volatile> mattman, if you drink lots of water, your
body temp can be more easily moderated
12:27 <mattman> and we're naming the team My Little
Pwnies
12:27 <mattman> heh
12:28 <Volatile> also make sure you get enough salt and
potassium
12:28 <Volatile> (potassium to counteract the salt)
12:29 <@chrism> i.e., drink gatorade
12:29 <@chrism> =P
12:29 <Volatile> your body cant do good cooling without good
hydration and a good balance of electrolytes
12:29 <@chrism> HATERADE
12:29 <Volatile> nah
12:29 <mattman> word
12:29 <Volatile> no need for gatorade unless you're working
out hard for like 2 hrs
12:29 <Volatile> your diet probably contains plenty of salt
as it is
12:29 <Volatile> but if you're sweating a lot, you should
increase salt intake a bit
12:30 <Volatile> if you run, especially.
12:30 <Volatile> last summer, it was hitting like 95 with 90%
humidity here
12:30 <Volatile> it was a BITCH to run
12:30 <Volatile> i had to start running at 10pm
12:30 <Volatile> i prefer to run in the morning
12:30 <@chrism> that's called "December" here
12:30 <@chrism> =P
12:30 <Volatile> yah
12:30 <Volatile> i lived in nevada.. i know how bad it gets
out there
12:30 <Volatile> ;P
12:31 <Volatile> course, texas is probably more humid
12:31 <Volatile> no humidity in nevada usually
12:31 <Volatile> but it was hitting 115 while i was out
there
12:31 <@chrism> not so much texas as it is the gulf coast
12:31 <Volatile> it was especially brutal, bwecause my truck
was overheating
12:31 <Volatile> and i had to run the heat
12:31 <@chrism> haha sucks
12:31 <Volatile> yah
12:31 <@chrism> core went out =(
12:31 <Volatile> i was getting sun stroke in my car, waiting
for red lights
12:33 <Volatile> it's been pretty cold here in the
mornings
12:33 <Volatile> my teeth have been getting like frozen when
i go running
12:33 <Volatile> heh
12:33 <sampson> oh wtf fucking 3ds
12:33 <sampson> i was thinking meh maybe i'll buy one, the
acekard "works" on it
12:33 <Volatile> i cant find a reason to buy a 3DS :\
12:33 <sampson> the *only* game i've found sofar and i'm into
august for release dates i considered is a remake of a ds game
12:34 <Volatile> there's so many great games coming out this
year for console/PC
12:34 <sampson> i hear pilot wings is a 3 hour game
12:34 <Volatile> i hear flying games are pretty fucking
boring
12:34 <Volatile> heh
12:34 <sampson> p much
12:34 <sampson> what a lackluster release though
12:34 <Volatile> i remember laying The Red Baron on my tandy
1000
12:34 <sampson> i have 0 intrest in 3ds untilllll well i'm
still going through games
12:35 <Volatile> i remember being like 'HOLY.SHIT' when i
flew ABOVE the clouds
12:35 <Volatile> and through them too
12:35 <sampson> oh, all the ones i care about have no release
date
12:35 <Volatile> loo
12:35 <Volatile> laying
12:35 <Volatile> playing.
12:35 <Volatile> ;P
12:35 <sampson> star fox 64, oot, paper mario, mario kart and
super mario 3d
12:36 <sampson> and they're all first party games
12:36 <sampson> which will be released over the next 3 years
probably
12:36 <sampson> fuck this shit
12:37 <Volatile> yah
12:37 <Volatile> not to mention the rather lackluster reviews
of the 3D
12:37 <Volatile> the shitty battery life
12:41 <sampson> the main reason i'm interested is because i
can get $100 for the dsi xl to upgrade
12:41 <sampson> but it seems like a dumb move
12:42 <@chrism> BUT IT'S NEWER
12:44 <tronyx> i am running nmap against some linux
servers
12:44 <tronyx> feeling pretty leet
12:45 <Volatile> nice.
12:45 <Volatile> ytmnd.
12:45 <Volatile> AAPL was down 4% earlier
12:46 <mattman> is it cuz of that analyst downgrading?
12:46 <Volatile> it's down like 8% since the Libya/Japan shit
started
12:46 <Volatile> yeah
12:46 <Volatile> that's like free 8% profit long.
12:46 <mattman> analysts havve that much power?
12:46 <Volatile> well
12:46 <Volatile> it was already going to be down
12:47 <Volatile> some retard downgraded them because
short-term profit MIGHT be slower
12:47 <Volatile> it's already back down under 3%
12:48 <Volatile> people sell for all kinds of reasons.. the
people who sold on that news probably had a big profit they wanted
to turn in
12:48 <Volatile> i saw some big hedge fund on TV talking
about how after the .jp news, they sold 75% into cash
12:48 <Volatile> leaving only 20% invested
12:49 <Volatile> seems a little odd to me, but i dont know
anything about managing billions of dollars
12:49 <kawaiiblu> mattman!
12:49 <scofflaw> perhaps they thought their positions were
going to go down
12:49 <scofflaw> so they wanted out!
12:49 <Volatile> well, i could have told them that
12:49 <Volatile> the market goes down all the time
12:49 <scofflaw> point is whats odd about that!
12:50 <mattman> hey malerina
12:50 <kawaiiblu> omg!
12:50 <Volatile> i can't tell if you think you're trolling,
or if you're asking a srs question
12:50 <kawaiiblu> still going to alt.net tonight?
12:50 <Volatile> i'll admit, i raised some cash a few days
back
12:50 <scofflaw> i'm not asking questions
12:50 <scofflaw> i'm just saying, you say they pull 75% cash
and think its odd
12:50 <scofflaw> i say maybe they thought positions were
going down and theres nothing odd about that
12:50 <Volatile> pull 75% of their investments out
12:51 <Volatile> scoff
12:51 <mattman> kawaiiblu ack i dunno... ive been to
usergroups the last 2 nights... this would make 3 in a row, kinda
annoying.... but i might go
12:51 <scofflaw> to buy new (cheaper) investments maybe
12:51 <Volatile> you're missing a big point
12:51 <Volatile> *they* are the reason the market went
down
12:51 <mattman> btw my windows phone presentation kicked ass
:)
12:51 <scofflaw> i doubt *they* are the reason
12:51 <mattman> you missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:51 <scofflaw> this big hedge fund you speak of
12:51 <Volatile> doubt all you like.
12:51 <scofflaw> they're probably part of it
12:51 <scofflaw> but they're not the entire market
12:51 <scofflaw> ya know?
12:51 <scofflaw> shrug
12:51 <Volatile> you pill billions out of the market, it
hurts everybody
12:51 <scofflaw> whatever
12:51 <kawaiiblu> nice
12:51 <Volatile> pull
12:52 <Volatile> im wondering how long it took them
12:52 <kawaiiblu> the illinois technology association
contacted me
12:52 <Volatile> when you want to sell 50m shares, you can't
just open an interface and go 'SELL'
12:52 <Volatile> heh
12:53 <kawaiiblu> they want youswoop to get involved
somehow
12:53 <scofflaw> etrade pro+
12:53 <scofflaw> easy as 1-click
12:53 <@chrism> hahah
12:53 <@chrism> SCOFF KNOWS
12:53 <scofflaw> i do it errday
12:54 <mattman> i love looking at aapl 10yr chart
12:54 <mattman> up 3205.88% heh
12:55 <sampson> chillout sessions vol 6
12:55 <sampson> MoS the go-to for easy good mixes
12:55 <Volatile> 10 year
12:55 <Volatile> that's *really* fucking long
12:55 <Volatile> haha
12:55 <Volatile> you woulda had to have bought AAPL when
their shit was worthless.
12:55 <sampson> i'm gonna buy in when jobs dies
12:56 <Volatile> when
12:56 <Volatile> he's going to live forever, brah
12:56 <Volatile> he's a bazillionaire
12:56 <Volatile> heh
12:56 <mattman> do you think steve jobs HATES that ballmer
has more money than him?
12:56 <@chrism> head frozen disney stylee
12:56 <sampson> his conciousness will be uploaded into the
ipad 3
12:56 <mattman> he loathes ballmer
12:56 <Volatile> i doubt jobs thinks much about ballmer
12:56 <Volatile> they're not even in the same business
12:56 <sampson> yeah
12:56 <@chrism> i dont' think they give a fuck
12:56 <@chrism> heh
12:57 <Volatile> ballmer probably hates jobs tho
12:57 <mattman> nah
12:57 <Volatile> cuz ballmer is failsauce
12:57 <sampson> ballmer hates google
12:57 <sampson> he forbids his kids from using it
12:57 <@chrism> but i also think it's a thinly veiled mattman
troll to illustrate that someone he is a fanboy of has more money
that the competition
12:57 <mattman> they have known each other for like 40
years
12:58 <sampson>
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2006/04/03/8373041/index.htm
12:58 <sampson> Do you have an iPod?
12:58 <sampson> No, I do not. Nor do my children. My
children--in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many
other children, but at least on this dimension I've got my kids
brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.
12:58 <@chrism> Do you think that ballmer feels inadequte
when compared to the google
founders?
12:58 <Volatile> considering AAPL is almost twice the size of
MSFT by cap, don't think jobs really cares what ballmer thinks
12:58 <Volatile> ;P
12:58 <sampson> chrism: highly doubtful
12:58 <Volatile> i love that picture of ballmer
12:58 <Volatile> in that article
12:58 <@chrism> I bet for google parties they hire ballmer to
come and dance
12:58 <Volatile> someone photoshopped in rosey cheeks
12:58 <mattman> Volatile im speaking of personal wealth, and
i bet he does think about it
12:58 <mattman> anyone with an ego of his size would
12:58 <Volatile> or he had a bad makeup job
12:58 <mattman> as much as he has, its never enough
12:59 <Volatile> what the fuck are you talking about?
12:59 <@chrism> DANCE FOR THE BUSINESSMAN STEVE
12:59 <Volatile> you dont know steve jobs
12:59 <@chrism> DANCE
12:59 <sampson> if i made 10 mil i'd be set
12:59 <@chrism> hahahah
12:59 <Volatile> how do you know how big his ego is
12:59 <Volatile> ?
12:59 <mattman> im talking about BUTTS
12:59 <mattman> sampson nope
12:59 <mattman> you'd want more
12:59 <sampson> nope
12:59 <mattman> moar mills!
12:59 <sampson> i'm actually pretty frugal aside from
gizmos
12:59 <mattman> me too
12:59 <sampson> your house says otherwise
12:59 <mattman> i luh gizmos
13:00 <mattman> Volatile btw did you ever get your ipad2
13:00 <mattman> i wasnt on irc when it came out
13:00 <Volatile> nah
13:00 <Volatile> waiting for ipad3
13:00 <Volatile> not enough new features in ipad2 for meh
13:00 <Volatile> i'd rather buy a cheaper ipad1
13:00 <Volatile> (which im not gunna do)
13:00 <mattman> ah ok
13:00 <sampson> mattcakes did you hear i bought a macbook
pro
13:00 <Volatile> ipad3 will have higher res display
prolly
13:00 <mattman> sampson no i did not
13:00 <mattman> how is it
13:01 <mattman> those are sharp looking laptops
13:01 <sampson> v nice
13:01 <mattman> cool
13:02 <mattman> i am still thinking about getting that
samsung series 7
13:02 <mattman> or series 9, whatever the f its called
13:02 <mattman> it launches in US at the end of the month
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13:07 <Volatile> man it's nice outside
13:07 <Volatile> makes me wanna go for a cruise!
13:07 <Volatile> heh
13:11 <mattman> oh man
13:11 <mattman> lolfox
13:11 <mattman> poor chris blizzard
13:11 <mattman>
http://twitter.com/#!/chrisblizzard/status/5844781119
13:12 <mattman> i love twitter archives
13:14 <mattman> nov 09... amazing how long firefox4 has been
in beta heh
13:17 <@chrism> They're probably just nervous of releasing
something half baked and getting branded the next IE
13:17 <@chrism> :shrug:
13:26 <mattman> www.clownpenis.fart
13:36 <scofflaw> funny
13:37 <mattman> scoff i like u
13:38 <scofflaw> word
13:38 <scofflaw> me too
13:41 <sampson> hahaha
13:41 <sampson> guess i spent a lot of money in vegas
13:41 <sampson> they upgraded my status
13:41 <sampson> on rewards
13:41 <scofflaw> nice
13:42 <scofflaw> big baller sampson
13:43 <sampson> o qualify for PLATINUM status, members must
earn 4,000 Tier Credits in a
calendar year.
13:43 <sampson> well part of it was i was drunk as fuck and
#winning and i went up to the pit boss and go "PUT THAT I JUST
DROPPED $1000 ON MY CARD"
13:43 <sampson> so he did
13:44 <kawaiiblu>
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6416/1296625012608.png
13:44 <sampson> Rewards Credit Balance: 5,230
13:44 <kawaiiblu> lol fifth base
13:50 <Volatile> loo
14:04 <mattman> HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:06 <mattman> pooping is so easy
14:07 <Volatile> hio
14:09 <scofflaw> woot
14:09 <scofflaw> cancelled westhost
14:10 <chrispi> scofflaw: well done!
14:10 <phobosd> mattman: sup broskie
14:10 <mattman> do my eyes deceive me?
14:10 <mattman> apace? in the flesh?
14:11 <phobosd> WHOA!
14:11 <mattman> in the pixels*
14:11 <mattman> whats up mangeroo
14:13 <mattman> whats up mangeroo
14:14 <scofflaw> fapping
14:15 <sampson> dear osx: y u no strace
14:18 <@chrism> because it's a bsd derivitive
14:18 <@chrism> dorkus
14:18 <@chrism> dtrace is what you want
14:18 <sampson> yeah i know
14:18 <sampson> and it's DTRUSS
14:18 <@chrism> ....
14:18 <sampson> i just forget the command and hate having to
open google
14:18 <@chrism> just type the damned thing in a term
14:18 <@chrism> =P
14:19 <@chrism> dtruss is a bit diff
14:23 <Volatile> TRUSS
14:23 <Volatile> DO IT
14:23 <Volatile> heh
14:26 <@chrism> lol Dtrace was like Sun's big "OMG I'M GIVING
YOU SOMETHING OPENSOURCE YOU SHOULD LOVE ME"
14:26 <@chrism> and consequently, forgotten
14:26 <mrtyfrdm> hey chrism
14:26 <@chrism> that and ZFS
14:26 <@chrism> hey mrtyfrdm
14:26 <mrtyfrdm> im goin to three floyds tonight
14:26 <mrtyfrdm> just thought you'd like to know
14:26 <@chrism> Drink something delicious for me
14:27 <@chrism> that english ale that have is FUCKING ON
POINT
14:27 <mrtyfrdm> well that is the idea
14:27 <@chrism> braveheart or whatever?
14:27 <mrtyfrdm> i tried this shit there called zombie dust
last week
14:27 <mrtyfrdm> did not like
14:27 <@chrism> oh blackheart, that's it
14:27 <@chrism> hah never heard of that one
14:27 <mrtyfrdm> it's newish
14:27 <@chrism> is it a 3f thing or a guest draft?
14:27 <mrtyfrdm> three floyds
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> dude they constantly have at least 8 of
their own beers on tap anymore
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> if not more
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> it ain't half and half like it used to
be
14:28 <@chrism> ice
14:28 <@chrism> I have so much love for that place
14:28 <@chrism> you should go and ask for a budweiser
14:28 <Sidster> God MS Outlook sucks
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> they have this beer called ice grille
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> it's my fav
14:28 <@chrism> nice
14:28 <@chrism> i'll have to scope it out
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> but i've only been able to get it 2
times
14:28 <mrtyfrdm> i don't know if it's bottled
14:29 <mrtyfrdm> but it's fucking delicious
14:29 <@chrism> yeah they do a byunch of weird shit they
never bottle
14:29 <@chrism> they used to have a pale ale called
'sandpebble' or something that was delicious
14:29 <@chrism> i felt a bit gay asking for it, but not
drinking it
14:29 <scofflaw> mmhmm
14:45 <phobosd> fuck reminds me
14:45 <phobosd> darklord tickets go on sale on saturday
14:45 <phobosd> brb setting calendar reminder
14:45 <@chrism> hah
14:45 <@chrism> man good luck with those
14:45 <@chrism> those things are fucking gone FAST
14:45 <phobosd> they're doing them on the webs now
14:45 <@chrism> nice
14:45 <@chrism> www::Mechanize time!
14:46 <phobosd> lol
14:46 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: dunno if you know about it, but
this year you gotta have a ticket just to get in
14:46 <@chrism> lol yeah it sounds like Munster cracked down
on that shit
14:46 <mrtyfrdm> it was mega rowdy last year, so they gotta
limit the folks
14:46 <phobosd>
http://www.3floyds.com/2011/03/11/dark-lord-day-tickets-info/
14:46 <phobosd> oh damn heh
14:46 <phobosd> welp, i'll be up saturday morning
14:46 <phobosd> mashing F5
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> it won't sell out that fast but get one for
me while you're at it :)
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> i was there last year man, shit show.
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> easily 10k people there
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> maybe more
14:47 <phobosd> wow fuck
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> indeed
14:54 <mattman> cow fuck
14:55 <phobosd> man mattman
14:55 <phobosd> i was talking to one of my EVE buddies on
teamspeak last night
14:55 <phobosd> he lives in cali
14:55 <phobosd> but he sounds exactly like you
14:55 <phobosd> then i thought of you
14:55 <phobosd> and fapped
14:55 <phobosd> true story
14:55 <mattman> lol
14:55 <mattman> did you close your eyes and pretend?
14:55 <phobosd> yah, i'm not going to lie to you bro
14:56 <mattman> maybe put the PC speaker real close to your
eye and ask him to whisper softly
14:56 <mattman> ear*
14:56 <mattman> heh
14:56 <phobosd> eyes work too
14:56 <tronyx> what is going on in here
14:56 <mattman> dicks i think
14:57 <tronyx> ahhhh perfect
14:58 <@chrism> i wonder what "your alottment" of darklord
quantifies as
14:58 <phobosd> i think it's like 3 bombers?
14:58 <phobosd> or maybe 6
14:58 <@chrism> hah nice
14:59 <@chrism> man that shit goes on ebay for $$$$$
14:59 <mattman> andy sorry i missed the paty bro
14:59 <mattman> feel bad
14:59 <mattman> had to prepare for a presentation all
weekend
14:59 <mattman> didnt do shit
14:59 <@chrism>
http://cgi.ebay.com/2009-2010-Three-Floyds-Dark-Lord-RIS-wax-sealed-RARE-/160557224209?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2561f4d111#ht_524wt_1141
15:00 <@chrism> 102 bucks for 2 bottles
15:00 <@chrism> heh
15:02 <phobosd> holy shit
15:03 <@chrism> and ya know, I'd consider it
15:03 <@chrism> =\
15:05 <sampson> laff
15:05 <sampson> they had a shit ton of those over at that
place across from luke's way old apartment
15:05 <sampson> but i was like $25 for a bottle of beer?
PSSSSSSH
15:07 <kawaiiblu>
SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
15:07 <kawaiiblu> mattman: i'm not going to alt.net
15:12 <phobosd> let me translate: kawaiiblu and I are picking
up her scooter after work
15:18 <kawaiiblu>
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:18 <mrtyfrdm> r u gettin a vespa
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> :(
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> people keep blaming nate doggs death on my
birthday
15:19 <mrtyfrdm> the fuck is that shit
15:22 <kawaiiblu> i'm getting a lance cali classic 125
15:23 <@chrism> ooh yeah the printer's row liquore shop
15:23 <@chrism> that place had a solid selection of brew
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> that place was too expensive imho
15:24 <mrtyfrdm> binnys is where it's at
15:25 <@chrism> yeah you paid for having it right *there* for
sure
15:25 <@chrism> and I miss Kasey's, that was always a good
bar
15:25 <mrtyfrdm> yep
15:25 <mrtyfrdm> agreed
15:25 <mrtyfrdm> i miss it as well, haven't been there in a
year or two
15:25 <@chrism> always good beers on tap, and big jame-o
pours
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> i think the last time was when that crazy
bitch punched sam and hocked a loog on the phaeton that was sitting
there
15:26 <@chrism> "htf am i supposed to shoot this?????"
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> pretty sure you weren't there for that
15:26 <@chrism> LOL
15:26 <@chrism> I may have been, not sure
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> she worked at midphase
15:26 <mrtyfrdm> i am almost posi that this was when you were
in the uk
15:26 <@chrism> I think that was *right* before I left
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> phobosd: 6.46 2.66 1.20 wth r u doin
15:27 <mrtyfrdm> actually i think i went there once or twice
after that
15:29 <phobosd> damn
15:29 <phobosd> it's probably thebort.com
15:29 <phobosd> i host it for cwille
15:29 <phobosd> and it gets a fair amount of traffic
15:29 <phobosd> or, r1soft backups :shrug:
15:29 <phobosd> 17 Guests, 38 Users
15:30 <phobosd> meh, not busy
15:30 <@chrism> hah
15:30 <@chrism> i've got like 3 ex-r1soft employees around
me
15:30 <@chrism> it's fun to hear 'em talk shit on it
15:30 <sampson> lol becky
15:30 <sampson> she was psycho
15:30 <sampson> "you can slap me if it makes you feel
better"
15:31 <sampson> *closes fist* HEY HTAT'S NOT A *fwap*
15:31 <sampson> and there went my glasses
15:31 <sampson> oh man chrism
15:31 <sampson> i had a conference call with this guy who
used to work there for a new product
15:31 <sampson> i totally made him red in the face i'm sure of it
15:31 <sampson> he was like yeah we're planning this and this
and this in the pipeline
15:31 <sampson> and i was like ok pause
15:31 <sampson> this isn't like r1soft where it's all going
to be in a fabled 3.0 release right?
15:31 <sampson> all his bosses were like OSHIIIIIIIIIII
15:32 <@chrism> hahahahaha
15:32 <mrtyfrdm> lol
15:32 <@chrism> I keep saying that to the folks here
15:32 <@chrism> "We'll get it right in 3 POINT OH"
15:33 <sampson> i suggested he skip 3.0 entirely
15:34 <@chrism> oh god why is tim rhodes FB picture of him
with kids?
15:34 <@chrism> I thought he couldn't go within like 200
yards of children or something
15:35 <mrtyfrdm> hey chrism you see all the people i paid to
post on my wall today?
15:35 <@chrism> fuck yeah man, keeping China employed
15:35 <mrtyfrdm> lol
15:35 <@chrism> oh shit is it your bday today?
15:35 <@chrism> oh it is!
15:35 <mrtyfrdm> so far it's like 52 happy birthdays
15:35 <@chrism> HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER
15:36 <mrtyfrdm> WAY TO NOT CATCH THAT EARlier when we were
talking about the ides of march and shit lol
15:36 <mrtyfrdm> my birthday is the day between the ides and
st pattys day
15:36 <mrtyfrdm> WHAT DAY IS THAT\
15:36 <mrtyfrdm> ;)
15:36 <@chrism> Wed.
15:36 <mrtyfrdm> lol
15:44 <@chrism> hah rumors that 3.60 ps3 firmware are
cracked
15:44 <@chrism> WOOPS
15:46 <scofflaw> geohot lives
15:48 <sampson> chrism: it's math
15:48 <sampson> he's a prick and a loser
15:49 <sampson> it will never come out he just runs his
mouth
15:49 <@chrism> :shrgu: if it exists, that's a good start
=)
15:54 <tronyx> fuckkkkk internal pen tests are so boring
man
15:55 <phobosd> pen15 club
15:55 <phobosd> LOL!
15:56 <tronyx> pretty much
15:57 <mrtyfrdm> LOL
15:57 <mrtyfrdm> lol
15:57 <tronyx> really, it doesn't make for a very challenging
engagement when every other machine has "password" as the local
admin credentials
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15:58 <tronyx> and now i am reading documentation on some old
ass B2B application
15:58 <tronyx> TIME TO GO HOME
16:00 <mrtyfrdm> my coworker buddy rick just deleted every
email for this lawyer from 2010
16:01 <mrtyfrdm> well not just, recently
16:01 <mrtyfrdm> and now i am playing save his ass
16:01 <mrtyfrdm> on ex03 with backupexec
16:01 <mrtyfrdm> none of the tapes we have have these emails
on them, not openly anyhow
16:01 <mrtyfrdm> so i am restoring this mailbox to a
temporary user, and then pulling the tombstoned shit out into a
pst
16:01 <tronyx> sounds like your BLT drive went AWOL
16:02 <mrtyfrdm> na the backups are just too new
16:02 <tronyx> ah
16:02 <mrtyfrdm> and the tombstone expired 3 days ago
16:02 <mrtyfrdm> so tapes from last week have the data, it
just ain't easy to get to
16:03 <scofflaw> call ironmountain
16:03 <scofflaw> thats what they do
16:03 <scofflaw> they'll have the tapes
16:03 <mrtyfrdm> i know
16:03 <mrtyfrdm> well we just keep them on site
16:03 <mrtyfrdm> they aren't going to have tapes to save this
dudes ass
16:04 <@chrism> oh man, that's just a bad situation
16:04 <@chrism> and a fucking lawyer of all people
16:04 <@chrism> heh
16:04 <mrtyfrdm> yeeeep
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> whatever im a fucking d00d i got this
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> i hope
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> ain't my ass on the line anyway
16:05 <@chrism> I hope your friend is scared shitless right now
16:05 <@chrism> heh
16:05 <@chrism> he should be
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> he already has a contingency plan
16:05 <@chrism> Canada?
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> user must have archived
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> which is actually not a bad one
16:05 <mrtyfrdm> heh
16:06 <@chrism> aah
16:07 <mrtyfrdm> if this were the other guy I wouldn't be
botheering but this dude has been a good friend since high
school
16:07 <mrtyfrdm> so it's like OKAYYYYYY ill try
16:07 <mrtyfrdm> woulda been dumped on me anyway
16:07 <mrtyfrdm> recovery thst is
16:11 <VVelox> re
16:12 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/Wbt6n.jpg?4538
16:12 <@chrism> lololo
16:16 <m1k[3y]> ha, i work like 2 blocks away
16:16 <m1k[3y]> this should be interesting
16:16 <@chrism> I'll totally check out those cameras
16:16 <@chrism> lol
16:18 <sampson> http://www.reddit.com/r/nihilism/
16:19 <sampson> at first it loaded and i was like wtf
reddit you broke?
16:19 <sampson> then i was like o... lol!
16:19 <@chrism> VE ARE NIHILISTS
16:19 <@chrism> VE BELIEVE IN NOSSING
16:19 <sampson> (there's nothing there)
16:19 <@chrism> VE VILL CUT OFF YORU BALLS LEBOWSKI
16:19 <@chrism> no
16:19 <@chrism> JOHNSON
16:23 <sampson>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8
16:23 <sampson> pro click
16:25 <@chrism> 5hahahaha
16:25 <@chrism> awesome
16:25 <@chrism> That was the first thing I thought of too
=\
16:25 <@chrism> well the first was "your mom"
16:26 <sampson> i thought mashed potatoes :|
16:44 <tronyx> i fucking hate having car problems
16:44 <tronyx> it completely ruins my mood
16:46 <m1k[3y]> yeah, nothing fucks up your day more then
when the car breaks down
16:46 <m1k[3y]> i don't miss that about having a car
17:03 <@chrism> INVADERS MUST DIE
17:03 <@chrism> </prodigy>
17:03 <@chrism> I haven't listened to this in awhile... good
stuffs
17:04 <tronyx> that album was pretty great
17:04 <@chrism> yeah, solid comeback for Prodigy
17:09 <tronyx> do me a solid
17:09 <tronyx> dance party
17:09 <tronyx> SOLID DANCE PARTY TIME!
17:21 <tronyx> yo mattman, i miss you bro
17:23 <sampson> i got my progressive big brother box int he
mail today
17:23 <@chrism> hahaha
17:23 <@chrism> wtf
17:23 <@chrism> hook up to car battery, leave in living room
for duration
17:23 <@chrism> SAFE DRIVER
17:24 <sampson> p much
17:24 <tronyx> what is this sampson?
17:25 <sampson>
http://www.progressive.com/auto/snapshot-disclosure.aspx
17:25 <sampson> er
17:25 <sampson>
http://www.progressive.com/auto/snapshot-how-it-works.aspx
17:26 <tronyx> creepy
17:27 <@chrism> hah "Your rate won't go up"
17:27 <Volatile> would be funny if they gave you a rate
increase
17:27 <@chrism> horseshit
17:27 <Volatile> loo
17:27 <@chrism> i wanna see someone plug that into a nascar
or something
17:28 <Volatile> 'COMMONLY ACCELERATED 0 to 35 in under a
second'
17:28 <Volatile> heh
17:28 <@chrism> or if your rate doesn't go up, i bet they
just can you
17:28 <@chrism> lol
17:40 <sampson> sweet
17:40 <sampson> Congratulations!
17:40 <sampson> SAMUEL BOWLING
17:40 <sampson> You have been approved for a
CareCredit account, issued by
GE Money Bank.
17:40 <sampson> gettin lasik
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19:31 <n|cotine>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA
19:31 <n|cotine> sampson: Let me know if you go blind
19:40 <@chrism> we'll need to wait for the braille keyboard
to go in first
19:41 <@chrism> so there may be a bit of lag time there
19:41 <@chrism> <sampson>
::......:::::.:.:..:.:::.:
19:42 <sampson> will do
20:00 <sampson> i need to purchase some patches and get back
to quitting smoking again
20:03 <kawaiiblu> I GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING SCOOTER BITCHES!!!
OMG!!! YAY!!!
20:03 <kawaiiblu> omg yay
20:04 <sampson> noice
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20:05 <sampson> i got approved for credit to get lasik :D
20:05 <kawaiiblu> it's so awesome!!
20:05 <sampson> is it pink
20:05 <kawaiiblu> that's scary shit
20:05 <sampson> i hope you're making andy drive a pink
scooter
20:05 <kawaiiblu> it's mint green
20:05 <sampson> aw
20:05 <kawaiiblu> andy says it's a girly color
20:05 <sampson> so are you gonna use it to go to work now i
take it
20:05 <kawaiiblu> yeah for sure
20:05 <kawaiiblu> unless it's shitty outside
20:05 <sampson> fun times
20:06 <kawaiiblu> it goes pretty fast
20:06 <kawaiiblu> i only went to 45mph though
20:06 <n|cotine> kawaiiblu: Matching helmet?
20:07 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: DROP PIX!
20:07 <kawaiiblu> they didn't have one! it's red
20:07 <sampson> this is me every day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUJFOuHIS4Q
20:07 <kawaiiblu> no pix yet
20:07 <sampson> when i work on servers
20:07 <kawaiiblu> except for one sec
20:08 <kawaiiblu> http://twitter.com/andywpace
20:08 <kawaiiblu> last tweet
20:08 <n|cotine> sampson: I believe you
20:08 <kawaiiblu> lol
20:08 <sampson> how the hell does andy have 165 followers on
twater
20:08 <kawaiiblu> idk
20:08 <kawaiiblu> no he has 65
20:08 <sampson> o
20:08 <kawaiiblu> he's following 116
20:08 <sampson> i don't get twater
20:09 <n|cotine> sampson: Do you always get all the cubes
lined up around the diamond?
20:09 <kawaiiblu> i don't get it yet either
20:09 <n|cotine> Because I have problems with that
sometime
20:09 <kawaiiblu> ohmigod i have a scoooter!! i'm so
happy
20:09 <n|cotine> sampson: You drink wine while working?
20:09 <sampson> depends if i remember to enable suexec
20:09 <kawaiiblu> i'm going to be saying ohmigod about my
scooter for a week
20:09 <kawaiiblu> ohmigod
20:09 <n|cotine> kawaiiblu: Awesome
20:09 <kawaiiblu> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:09 <n|cotine> I hope this is the year I get another
motorcycle
20:10 <sampson> can't wait to see it when i visit
20:10 <n|cotine> But I'm terrible about doing shit like
that
20:10 <kawaiiblu> andy's thinking about getting one
20:10 <sampson> i hope this is the year i get lasik
20:10 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: get a big fucking chain too
20:10 <n|cotine> sampson: When are you coming back again?
20:10 <sampson> i'll know aprillllllll,ll
20:10 <n|cotine> kawaiiblu: And a disc lock
20:10 <sampson> 17
20:10 <@chrism> and make sure you chain that bitch up like
woah
20:10 <kawaiiblu> i got a chain
20:10 <@chrism> nice!
20:10 <n|cotine> Do scooters have disc brakes?
20:10 <kawaiiblu> yes
20:10 <sampson> n|cotine: may 16-20
20:10 <@chrism> and that's an awesome looking scooter
20:10 <kawaiiblu> thanks
20:10 <@chrism> it needs flames
20:10 <kawaiiblu> i have to get my plate tomorrow
20:11 <n|cotine> sampson: Poor choice, maifest is two weeks
after that
20:11 <@chrism> maifest?
20:12 <@chrism> kawaiiblu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNr1XClnec DO IT
20:12 <n|cotine> chrism: Excuse to drink German beer for 4
days straight in Lincoln Square
20:12 <@chrism> ooooh
20:12 <@chrism> nice
20:12 <n|cotine> http://www.mayfestchicago.com/
20:12 <@chrism> I think .... sponsored by fucking PBR?
20:12 <sampson> n|cotine: meh
20:13 <n|cotine> sampson: BOO
20:13 <@chrism> HofBrau == win though
20:13 <sampson> ticket was cheap as FUUUUUUCK
20:13 <n|cotine> OH MY GOD THE ALLEY IS ON FIRE
20:13 <sampson> regularly to fly it's $550+
20:13 <sampson> i got these tickets for $348
20:14 <n|cotine> BREAKING NEWS: http://imgur.com/5ozlv
20:14 <@chrism> lol
20:15 <phobosd> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE
20:15 <phobosd> man, i just rode mals scooter
20:15 <phobosd> *cooter too
20:15 <n|cotine> HAHA HOMO
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20:15 <n|cotine> Wait
20:15 <@chrism> 7hahah
20:15 <n|cotine> One offsets the other
20:16 <phobosd> shit gets up for a little thing
20:16 <phobosd> 125cc
20:16 <phobosd>
http://twitter.com/#!/andywpace/status/48155114908819456
20:16 <@chrism> install slicks, race cabbies
20:16 <phobosd> LOLZ.
20:16 <phobosd> haha man, i was riding on the back around the
neighborhood
20:16 <n|cotine> lol phobosd twitter
20:16 <phobosd> and we ran into the local teeny 'bycycle
gang' group
20:16 <phobosd> they were like LOL U FAGGIT, UR SO GAY
20:16 <sampson> so is twitter "fun"
20:16 <phobosd> and i'm like WHAT BITCH WANNA RACE?
20:16 <sampson> or is it full of marketing crap
20:17 <phobosd> and they did, and we smoked them it was
hilarious
20:17 <phobosd> i picked my nose at them
20:17 <phobosd> kids are funneh
20:17 <@chrism> hahaha
20:17 <sampson> i made my twatter and it's like DERP DERP
CHECK OUT MY AWESOME SITE *follows u*
20:17 <@chrism> there's bicycle gangs now?
20:17 <@chrism> wtf did I miss
20:17 <phobosd> well i live in a family hood
20:17 <phobosd> they were maybe like 12-13
20:17 <phobosd> calling me a faggot
20:17 <phobosd> wtf?
20:17 <@chrism> hahah
20:17 <@chrism> wow
20:17 <phobosd> PODY MOUTH
20:17 <@chrism> IMMA TELL YOUR MOM
20:17 <phobosd> lol
20:17 <phobosd> sampson: no
20:18 <sampson> o i have 8 followers
20:18 <sampson> neat
20:18 <@chrism> WOAAAAH
20:18 <sampson> PHONEZ BAI
20:19 <kawaiiblu> phobosd: they called you a faggot?
20:19 <kawaiiblu> lol
20:19 <n|cotine> lol faggot lolz
20:19 <@chrism> TOLD
20:19 <kawaiiblu> i couldn't hear them with my helmet on
20:19 <kawaiiblu> haha
20:19 <n|cotine> haha you got burned by 12 year olds
20:20 <phobosd> yah
20:20 <phobosd> "YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING MAN, UR SO GAYYYY"
20:20 <n|cotine> kawaiiblu: You make phobosd ride on the back
yet?
20:20 <phobosd> hahaha
20:20 <kawaiiblu> he was
20:20 <phobosd> yah that's why they were making fun of me
20:20 <phobosd> QQ
20:20 <n|cotine> bwhahahahahahahahahaha
20:20 <phobosd> foreveralone
20:20 <kawaiiblu> lollllllllllllll
20:20 <n|cotine> phobosd riding bitch
20:20 <kawaiiblu> that's funny
20:20 <phobosd> with a bitch
20:20 <phobosd> i wanted to make sure she could handle 180lbs
more on the back :(
20:20 <phobosd> ok???
20:20 <phobosd> at least that's what i'm telilng myself
20:21 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/aKakC.png
20:21 <@chrism> lawl
20:21 <@chrism> TRAPT IN LONDON
20:21 <n|cotine> kawaiiblu: BAD! You should never have a
passenger until you are more familiar with a bike, and know how to
give instructions to passengers!
20:21 <sampson> what so she can bring home thirds?
20:21 <sampson> from the scooter club
20:21 <kawaiiblu> pft
20:21 <kawaiiblu> i was careful
20:21 <sampson> SHE WENT TO SCOOTER CLUB SCHOOL
20:22 <kawaiiblu> no. class is on the 27th
20:22 <sampson> o
20:23 <@chrism> n|cotine: wisdom... "The Talk"
20:23 <@chrism> hehe
20:23 <@chrism> and totally agreed
20:23 <kawaiiblu> n|cotine, aka MOM
20:24 <kawaiiblu> oh stfu
20:24 <@chrism> lean with, keep your shit in, hold on, etc
etc
20:24 <kawaiiblu> yeah andy was wiggling around alot. i
yelled at him
20:24 <phobosd> well when the GOD DAMN PEGS ARE ABOUT TO
SCRAPE THE GROUND
20:24 <phobosd> andy gets uneasy.
20:24 <kawaiiblu> lol
20:24 <kawaiiblu> you were fine
20:27 <@chrism> MAL SCRAPIN PEGS
20:27 <@chrism> CORNERIN LIKE WOAH
20:27 <@chrism> getcha some kneepads and you can like drop
knees in corners n shit
20:28 <@chrism>
http://www.evworld.com/press/TTXGP_Team_Agni_cornering.jpg
20:28 <phobosd> ^
20:29 <@chrism> kawaiiblu: http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif Is
that you
20:29 <@chrism> ?
20:37 <dvitous> kawi - gotta get one of them shirts... "If
you can read this... THE BITCH FELL OFF"
20:37 <dvitous> :D
20:39 <dvitous> i took mine out today too :P
20:39 <dvitous> mine -->
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/TB1kN1YzW2z2JHKS8KT2wA?feat=directlink
20:39 <dvitous> :P
20:41 <phobosd> ballin
20:41 <phobosd> that's a big scooter
20:41 <@chrism> that must be a 250cc
20:42 <phobosd> grillin some pork chops tonight
:SOFULLOFWIN:
20:42 <@chrism> oooh nice
20:42 <@chrism> <-jelly
20:42 <phobosd> gonna be even WARMER tomorrow dude
20:42 <phobosd> 61
20:42 <@chrism> hahaha
20:42 <@chrism> is that what it is there?
20:42 <phobosd> yup
20:42 <@chrism> i'm so out of touch with that
20:42 <@chrism> heh
20:42 <@chrism> it's like 80 here
20:42 <@chrism> =\
20:43 <phobosd> lol
20:43 <phobosd> fuck
20:44 <sampson> john grilled some bbq chicken
20:44 <sampson> fuckin owned
20:45 <@chrism> that actually sounds delicious
20:46 <phobosd> confirm dat
20:47 <@chrism> lol astraweb finally figured out i hadn't paid in like 6 months
20:47 <@chrism> so i'm just reactivating
20:47 <@chrism> nice billing system there guys
20:51 <@chrism> heh wtf AT&T proated my last 2 months
bills at one shot, so this months is 50 bucks
20:51 <@chrism> fu guys i'm still leaving you fucks
21:06 <sampson> haha me too chrism
21:06 <sampson> i was like hrm haven't seen a bill in forever
MEH
21:06 <sampson> then on monday YOUR SHIT IS DEACTIVATED
21:07 <sampson> actually my last payment was september
21:08 <@chrism> lol
21:22 <sampson> lol
21:22 <sampson> linkedin is like DO YOU KNOW AP?
21:22 <sampson> YES I DO
21:23 <@chrism> andy pace?
21:23 <sampson> no
21:23 <sampson> other ap
21:23 <@chrism> oh
21:23 <@chrism> lol
21:25 <sampson> bought sf4 for my iphone
21:25 <sampson> it was $0.99 and it all went to japan relief
fund
21:25 <sampson> otherwise i would not haveb ought it
21:25 <@chrism> rawr i'm trying to find the login for
ubersmith support center
21:26 <@chrism> trying to figure out what kind of license i
have w/ 'em
21:26 <@chrism> I bought it as a lite license for like ~500 I
think
21:26 <@chrism> but I think it's a full/owned Pro license now
and I'm grandfathered
21:26 <@chrism> which is worth $$$$
21:27 <sampson> HEH
21:27 <@chrism> if I could move it for a few k, i'd throw
that at credit cards now
21:27 <@chrism> :shrug:
21:38 <mattman> phobosd
21:38 <mattman> andy pace
21:39 <sampson> OH FUCK YOU VEGAS
21:39 <sampson> they're offering me tickets to go see
gaga
21:39 <sampson> march 25th
21:41 <@chrism> yeah i'd be pissed too
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21:46 <mattman> oh shit
21:46 <mattman> series 9 just came available TODAY
21:46 <mattman>
http://www.samsung.com/us/computer/laptops/NP900X3A-A03US
21:46 <mattman> should i FGET IET?!/
21:46 <sampson> no
21:46 <sampson> get a mbp
21:46 <mattman> why bro
21:46 <mattman> are they sweet
21:47 <sampson> not gonna lie
21:47 <sampson> it's pretty awesome
21:47 <mattman> damn.. its only $1649....
21:47 <mattman> im gonna get it fo sho
21:47 <mattman> i was expecting $1800+
21:47 <sampson> my mbp was $2500
21:47 <sampson> i suggest a mbp
21:47 <mattman> WHOA
21:47 <mattman> dude thats a ton of money
21:47 <mattman> for something i upgrade once a year
proably
21:47 <sampson> ya but it's also like a kagillion times more
powerful
21:47 <sampson> oh my last laptop was 3 years old
21:47 <mattman> lol is it?
21:47 <mattman> how can it be that powerufl?
21:47 <sampson> that's only an i5
21:48 <mattman> whats in mbp?
21:48 <sampson> my mbp is more powerful than the imacs apple
offers
21:48 <sampson> sandybridge i7
21:48 <sampson> radeon 6750
21:48 <mattman> oh sandbridge nice
21:48 <mattman> thats a good chipset bro
21:48 <kawaiiblu> 19:29 <@chrism> kawaiiblu:
http://i.imgur.com/jLKLZ.gif Is that you
21:48 <kawaiiblu> yes
21:48 <mattman> MAL!@!!
21:48 <mattman> hey
21:48 <mattman> did you gets your scooters
21:49 <sampson> mine has aaaaaaaaa
21:49 <sampson> i7-2720QM
21:49 <sampson>
http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=50067
21:49 <sampson> its beefy
21:49 <kawaiiblu> yes!
21:49 <kawaiiblu> i got my scooter!
21:49 <kawaiiblu> it's awesome!!
21:50 <mattman> andy too??
21:50 <kawaiiblu> i left work at like 3:30 lol
21:50 <kawaiiblu> he rides bitch
21:50 <mattman> yea i wont lie sampson thats pretty badass
specs
21:50 <sampson> little 12 year olds called him a fag
21:50 <mattman> but man 2500 is steep
21:50 <kawaiiblu> lol
21:50 <sampson> ya it is
21:50 <mattman> i could get a scooter for that price
21:50 <sampson> but here's my rationale
21:50 <sampson> 3 years later, i'll buy another
21:50 <kawaiiblu> i spent like 1500
21:50 <sampson> and it'll still be worth $1200+
21:51 <sampson> so it's like buying into an ecosystem
21:51 <sampson> kinda like buying into a poker game
21:51 <sampson> ya know?
21:51 <sampson> initial investment sucks
21:51 <sampson> but the return over time is worth it
21:51 <kawaiiblu> i'm going to save money on gas
21:51 <kawaiiblu> for sure
21:52 <kawaiiblu> $5 = 100 miles
21:52 <kawaiiblu> can't wait to be able to park anywhere
too
21:52 <mattman> yeah let me know how parking is
21:52 <mattman> im totally consdering getting one
21:52 <mattman> after you gave me the idea
21:52 <kawaiiblu> will do, i'm taking it to work tomorrow
21:53 <Randy> scotters are so feraking gay tho
21:53 <kawaiiblu> i don't exactly know what i'm doing with it
yet though
21:53 <sampson> mattman: you better get a pink one
21:53 <Randy> that'd be hot
21:53 <sampson>
http://modvespa.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pink-vespa.jpg
21:53 <sampson> that's so you mattman
21:54 <mattman> lul
21:54 <mattman> mal why didnt adny get one too
21:54 <kawaiiblu> he's thinking about getting a
motorcycle
21:54 <Randy> hah this youtbue of the model getting her boob
bit by the snake is great
21:54 <mattman> oh neat
21:54 <mattman> series 9 has usb 3 port
21:54 <mattman> For connecting other devices, the USB 3.0
port
21:55 <sampson> my mbp has overspeccd ports
21:55 <sampson> they can push up to 1500ma
21:55 <sampson> SUP
21:55 <sampson> mattcakes i'm torn
21:56 <sampson> so apple's gay and did some gay faggotry with
the extra gayness on ssd
21:56 <mattman> why bro
21:56 <sampson> and i have to get an apple ssd to get trim
support
21:56 <sampson> a 120GB is $260
21:56 <mattman> hmmm
21:56 <mattman> whoa
21:56 <sampson> whoa indeed
21:56 <mattman> didnt it come with ssd tho?
21:56 <sampson> nah mine was a 750gb 5400rpm
21:56 <sampson> i took the ssd from my old laptop and put it
in
21:56 <mattman> damn 750gb heh
21:56 <mattman> yea
21:56 <sampson> but it's only 60 gb and i don't need 2 hds in
my laptop
21:56 <sampson> so i figured go "legit" so my warranty isn't
voided
21:57 <mattman> ah
21:58 <@chrism> yeah don't fuck up the apple warranty
21:58 <@chrism> they're too awesome
21:59 <Randy> they're no microsoft.
21:59 <@chrism> lol
21:59 <phobosd> mattman: you rang
21:59 <mattman> did youi get a scooter bro
22:00 <phobosd> no kawaiiblu did though!
22:00 <Randy> i always want to plow my gas guzzler into the
geeks on scooters.
22:00 <sampson> item looks legit
http://cgi.ebay.com/Apple-Toshiba-128GB-SATA-2-SSD-Drive-THNS128GE8BBDC-/280643101897?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4157a1e4c9#ht_500wt_1156
22:00 <phobosd> Randy: wow bro, so ...randy
22:00 <phobosd> prrrrawwrrrr
22:01 <Randy> eh, they annoy me
22:01 <@chrism> haha legit
22:01 <mattman> dude apace....
22:01 <Randy> with their pastel colors
22:01 <mattman> are uyou gonnaget one too?
22:01 <phobosd> mattman: thinking about a beater bike
22:01 <phobosd> but idk
22:01 <mattman> i want 2 for me and sammybears
22:02 <sampson> chrism: was kinda funny
22:02 <sampson> i called up apple and was all "can i like get
a ssd installed by you guys?" SURE BUT THERE'S NO APPLE STORE. CALL
UP THESE PEEPS THEY'RE APPLE CERTIFIED REPAIR PEEPS THEY CAN DO
IT!
22:02 <sampson> i call them
22:02 <sampson> "well apple ssd are special and
soldered directly to the board
you can't really upgrade to one"
22:02 <sampson> "..that's the macbook air are you sure you're
certified? do you have someone else i can talk to?"
22:03 <sampson> "i'm the senior tech here. you can't get ssd
installed in your new mbp"
22:03 <sampson> ooooook goin solo
22:03 <@chrism> looool
22:03 <sampson> so like
22:04 <sampson> i'm wondering if i can throw this legit ssd
in
22:04 <mattman> i think im gonna pull series 9 trigger, but
it says it doesnt ship til april 4
22:04 <mattman> :(
22:04 <sampson> and be like "i took it to a moronic place
they probably fucked up updating your records"
22:04 <mattman> i want it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:04 <sampson> or will they be like YOUR SHIT IS VOID
22:12 <mattman> ohhh
22:12 <mattman> the icing on the cake
22:12 <mattman> 3 Year Warranty
22:12 <mattman> Samsung's commitment to quality and service
is backed by a 3 year international warranty, 24/7 US-based tech
support, and two way free standard shipping. Enjoy total peace of
mind with Samsung's reliable, fast repair and return service.
22:12 <mattman> comes with 3 yr warranty no charge
22:12 <mattman> im sold broi
22:26 <sampson> this server is running slower than
reddit
22:26 <sampson> i didn't even know that was possible
22:26 <mattman> reddit!
22:26 <mattman> is that still around?
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22:49 <sampson>
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2010/6/20/19/the-baffling-pinocchio-paradox-17605-1277075492-29.jpg
22:55 <mattman> WHOA
23:14 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/Wbt6n.jpg
23:14 <sampson> LOL
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23:27 <@chrism> lol spamming the fuck out of all the AT&T
facebook pages
23:27 <@chrism> liked them on FB and then went through and
copypasta'd to every post
23:27 <@chrism> lol
23:31 <sampson> fun
23:32 <sampson> so my mbp supports 8gb dimms
23:32 <sampson> i could upgrade to 16gb for only $1599.99
23:33 <sampson> eee
23:33 <sampson> updated my trackpad shortcuts so i can switch
tabs in terminal too
23:33 <sampson> now to do adium
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