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#Chicago on Thursday, March 17, 2011

< sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go

Links mentioned today:
http://fosspatents.blogspot.com/2011/03/googles-android-faces-serious-linux.html
http://i.imgur.com/mUddf.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
http://www.be-ez.com/la-besace-classic.html
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/
http://pastebin.com/jv2nCuYb
http://i.imgur.com/ej3Dr.jpg
http://twitter.com/#!/andywpace/status/48421568216440833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/g5iap/i_bought_a_wp7_device_3_weeks_ago_i_have_never/
http://www.cultofmac.com/steve-jobs-is-the-biological-brother-of-homer-simpsons-mother-fun-facts/86467
http://www.youswoop.com/images/ipad/phase5/large/GOYK2013.jpg
http://www.toshiba-europe.com/bv/computers/products/notebooks/t4700ct/index.shtm
http://insecure.org/stf/mudge_buffer_overflow_tutorial.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
http://www.armscontrol.org/act/2004_04/Libya
http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Glitchy-SVN.aspx\
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/npr-house-republicans-pass-npr-defunding-bill/story?id=13157489
http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/17/the-ipad-2-sticks-to-refrigerators.php
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxl1Vl0EHi8
http://i.imgur.com/RcjWb.jpg
http://www.winrumors.com/man-upgrades-internet-explorer-1-0-to-9-0-video/
http://www.grahamelliot.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Elliot
http://www.rsa.com/node.aspx?id=3872
http://www.unmultimedia.org/tv/webcast/
http://www.clownpenis.fart


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Thu Mar 17 00:00:27 2011
01:14 <VVelox> re
01:14 <VVelox> How are you all tonight?
01:14 <VVelox> blarg...
01:15 <VVelox> I find it amusing I am actually the admin of a channel of a org I am no longer a member of.
01:15 <VVelox> Actually two of the three admins of that channel are no longer involved in it.
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01:35 <VVelox> yo Slurpee
01:45 <Slurpee> yo VVelox
01:59 <VVelox> How are you?
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02:21 <VVelox> WTF...
02:21 <VVelox> The english language spell checker for Open/LibReoffice not include the word "clit".
02:23 <VVelox> s/not/does not/
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07:55 <Volatile> ohi
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08:48 <SidWork> Erin Go Bragh!
09:01 <VVelox> re
09:07 <Volatile> ohi
09:09 <VVelox> It looks like Japan is fucked.
09:09 <VVelox> Apparently dropping the water on it has been a failure.
09:10 <Volatile> what news are you listening to?
09:13 <SidWork> What I find amazing is that depending on which news source you reference you get different stories.
09:15 <SidWork> Yesterday in the morning I saw NBC's today show and they had an expert on that said the whole thing is being blown out of perportion. Later that afternoon reports say it can be the worst nuclear tradgedy known to man since we dropped the bombs.
09:19 <Volatile> that's all the news does. spout negativity.
09:19 <Volatile> that's their job.
09:19 <Volatile> have you heard anyone talking about the jobs report on any news station?
09:19 <Volatile> nope.
09:19 <Volatile> 'JAPAN IS THE END OF THE WUUUURLD'
09:20 <Volatile> if i remember correctly, egypt was the end of the world two weeks ago
09:20 <Volatile> ..then bahrain
09:20 <Volatile> ..libya was all you heard about last week
09:20 <Volatile> and after next week, you wont hear a fucking thing about japan
09:20 <Volatile> unless the entire country drops into the ocean
09:20 <Volatile> ..and even then, it'll be brad pitt trying to raise awareness
09:21 <Volatile> 'WHERE WILL MY SUSHI COME FROM? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
09:21 <Volatile> i predict in three weeks we will hear how spain's QE is the end of the world
09:21 <Volatile> 'SPAIN DOWNGRADED AT GS -- GLOBAL ECONOMIC DESTRUCTION AT OUR DOORSTEPS'
09:22 <Volatile> ..and scofflaw will be like 'SELL SELL SELL'
09:22 <Volatile> ;P
09:25 <scofflaw> naw
09:25 <scofflaw> good time to buy
09:25 <scofflaw> i just like yelling SELL SELL SELL
09:26 <Volatile> heh
09:26 <scofflaw> like in a frenzied panic
09:26 <scofflaw> i love th eexcitement
09:26 <Volatile> everytime i hear someone say 'BUY' i remember Ken telling me how it was against company policy on Wallst to every say 'goodbye' to someone.
09:26 <Volatile> s/every/ever/
09:27 <Volatile> i did pretty well yesterday
09:27 <Volatile> booked some profit on a short position, and bought some AAPL
09:27 <Volatile> heh
09:28 <Volatile> no fucking way im gunna pass up AAPL down 5%
09:28 <Volatile> AAPL was just initiated at outperf with a $500 2 year target
09:28 <Volatile> heh
09:28 <Volatile> hoping for the 340 magnet today
09:28 <scofflaw> my shit was way down yesterday
09:28 <scofflaw> boohoo
09:28 <scofflaw> GE was doing great up until this
09:28 <scofflaw> heh
09:29 <Volatile> mine too
09:29 <Volatile> i bought into a small short position on AAPL two days back
09:30 <Volatile> booked the profit, and bought
09:30 <scofflaw> btw
09:30 <Volatile> ?
09:30 <scofflaw> fidelity allows weak passwords
09:30 <scofflaw> get 'em
09:30 <Volatile> hah
09:30 <Volatile> so does etrade.
09:30 <scofflaw> mine is 6 characters
09:30 <scofflaw> no digits
09:30 <scofflaw> no capitals
09:30 <Volatile> my password is like 18 random characters, and i have an rsa dong tho
09:30 <scofflaw> no nothing special
09:30 <scofflaw> it's like, 123456
09:30 <Volatile> heh
09:30 <scofflaw> and its OK
09:30 <Volatile> i bet half of online broker passwords are really fucking bad
09:30 <scofflaw> heh probably
09:30 <scofflaw> i am happy however
09:31 <Volatile> not something i'd audit without expressed, paid, permission ;)
09:31 <scofflaw> i totally forgot that my 401k contributions were pre tax
09:31 <scofflaw> and much higher than i initially anticipated
09:31 <Volatile> lawl?
09:31 <Volatile> yah
09:31 <scofflaw> thought i'd be putting in ~420/mo but it's more like $600
09:31 <Volatile> i dump a pretty good portion of my salary into Simple IRA
09:31 <scofflaw> i'm getting money yo
09:31 <scofflaw> we're gettin' money over here
09:31 <Volatile> werd.
09:31 <Volatile> gogo AAPL
09:32 <Volatile> 340 magnet.
09:32 <Volatile> definitely gunna sell some more here in about 15 minutes
09:32 <Volatile> heh
09:32 <scofflaw> bro
09:32 <scofflaw> what if sjobs dies
09:32 <scofflaw> you're done
09:32 <scofflaw> 0 bid
09:32 <Volatile> loo?
09:32 <Volatile> doesnt matter
09:32 <scofflaw> yea
09:33 <Volatile> jobs dies, short term loss
09:33 <scofflaw> obviously they wont go 0 bid
09:33 <Volatile> i'll double my position if that happens
09:33 <Volatile> ;P
09:33 <Volatile> AAPL will be super cheap
09:33 <scofflaw> yea
09:33 <scofflaw> true
09:33 <Volatile> jobs dying does not stop the profitability of AAPL for at least a year or two
09:33 <Volatile> it will continue to post 40-50% growth
09:33 <Volatile> profit margins are too fucking high
09:34 <Volatile> they sold more ipad2s in the first week, than they did in the first month of ipad1
09:34 <scofflaw> nice
09:34 <scofflaw> i should have gotten 2
09:34 <Volatile> brb. SELL SELL SELL time
09:37 <mattman> heh? http://fosspatents.blogspot.com/2011/03/googles-android-faces-serious-linux.html
09:37 <scofflaw> Volatile i was on ehow.com and ther was an article about how to start a hedge fund
09:37 <scofflaw> read it bro
09:39 <scofflaw> goog goin down
09:39 <scofflaw> on meh
09:42 <Volatile> dewp
09:43 <Volatile> let me get this straight, mattman
09:43 <Volatile> some random white guy on 'blogspot.com' posts a 'blog', and we care?
09:43 <Volatile> :P
09:43 <mattman> brb brah gotta head to work
09:43 <Volatile> Florian Mueller is an award-winning intellectual property activist with 25 years of software industry expertise spanning across different market segments (games, education, productivity and infrastructure software), diverse business models (proprietary software, free and open source software, advertising- and subscription-based online services) and a variety of technical and commercial areas of responsibility.
09:43 <mattman> and i guess the name florian mueller means nothing to you
09:44 <mattman> hes pretty recognized for this stuff
09:44 <mattman> buttttt either way
09:44 <mattman> gotta runzx
09:44 <Volatile> Florian Mueller means he's an IP squatting faggotry hound
09:44 <Volatile> nothing worse than IP squatters
09:44 <mattman> yeah, if he disagrees with your world view, sure ;
09:44 <mattman> :)
09:44 <Volatile> not sure how that pertains to anything
09:44 <mattman> isnt it obvious
09:45 <Volatile> he's down with IP squatting
09:45 <Volatile> 'get patent filed for broad-reaching nothingness; file lawsuit after 20 years'
09:45 <mattman> uh?
09:45 <mattman> you think he owns any patents?
09:45 <Volatile> no. he says he's a 'IP activist'
09:46 <scofflaw> he's a fag
09:46 <scofflaw> talks like a fag
09:47 <Volatile> mattman has obviously never had IP squatter dealings.
09:48 <Volatile> the patent office will file a patent for brushing your teethj
09:48 <Volatile> and then you sue everyone who brushes their teeth in front of you
09:48 <Volatile> ..but you hafta wait YEARS
09:48 <Volatile> so you claim YEARS of 'damages'
09:49 <Volatile> even if you aren't in violation of the stupid fucking patent, these IP squatters have VC, and you hafta spend thousands of dollars defending yourself against nothing
09:49 <Volatile> and you can't counter-sue on the basis that they're an IP squatter
09:49 <scofflaw> i'm gonna sue you
09:49 <Volatile> so anyone who is an 'IP activist', is full of fail.
09:49 <scofflaw> sue me?
09:50 <Volatile> heh
09:55 <tronyx> morning
10:00 <Volatile> ohi
10:13 <Volatile> fyi, i agree with what he says about android :P
10:13 <Volatile> i just hate people involved in IP litigation
10:13 <Volatile> heh
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10:13 <Volatile> lost a $100k contract over a fucking broad reaching patent, and have an active lawsuit going on in texas
10:14 <mattman> heh
10:14 <Volatile> over another broad reaching patent
10:14 <scofflaw> lets start a hedge fund
10:14 <scofflaw> that buys patents
10:14 <scofflaw> and then we can sell options and futures on them
10:14 <Volatile> i want to start a hedge fund that assassinates IP squatters
10:14 <scofflaw> and yea, something like that
10:14 <scofflaw> ok we can do that too
10:14 <scofflaw> i got $20
10:14 <Volatile> heh
10:15 <Volatile> it sucks when your little company gets named in a patent lawsuit alongside huge players like HP, Sony, IBM
10:15 <Volatile> and it's out of state
10:15 <Volatile> fuck that.
10:15 <Volatile> meetung!
10:15 <scofflaw> sue them
10:29 <SidWork> hurm.. what phone to buy
10:29 <SidWork> t-mobile is my network..
10:34 <sampson> i want to kill 3ware
10:34 <SidWork> Why?
10:34 <sampson> this card is running like complete shit
10:35 <sampson> like an ide hard drive from 1994 would run faster
10:35 <sampson> and it's all sas drives
10:35 <SidWork> ouch
10:36 <Volatile> gettin' muh new box put together today
10:36 <Volatile> wewp!
10:46 <mattman> sampson has a sandybridge!!!!!!!!!!
10:46 <mattman> OMG
10:47 <sampson> i doooooooooo
10:52 <mattman> im gonna call the MS store and see if they have the seriers 9 in stock
10:53 <mattman> if so ill prob pick it up tonight
10:53 <mattman> it should be a 20 min drive if i leave around 8pm or something?
10:55 <phobosd> shutttup u nood
10:55 <phobosd> noob
10:55 <mattman> hi andy
10:55 <mattman> can you give me a lift to oakbrook tonight
10:55 <mattman> on the scooter
10:56 <phobosd> no
10:56 <mattman> ok np
10:56 <phobosd> hrm well maybe
10:56 <phobosd> i have another dude i need to drive around on it first
10:56 <phobosd> naked
10:56 <mattman> ah ok
10:56 <@chrism> omg i have to drop a fairly massive deuce
10:56 <scofflaw> pics plz
10:56 <mattman> wanna drink soon
10:56 <phobosd> mattman: yes
10:57 <phobosd> lets not invite scofflaw though ok?
10:57 <scofflaw> ok
10:57 <mattman> scofflaw is cool when hes not in a crabby mood
10:57 <scofflaw> no room on the scooter anyway
10:57 <mattman> i'd motorboat him tho
10:59 <sampson> phobosd:
11:00 <sampson> i came up with the best start to your interviews from now on
11:00 <sampson> you need to do this
11:00 <sampson> when he sits down pull out a laptop with a webcam and set it up so it's watching him and he can see himself on the screen
11:00 <sampson> be all "i'm going to ask you a series of questions. there is no right and no wrong answer. this test will judge your reaction time to see if you are a human or an android"
11:00 <sampson> ..."how do you feel about cats in ties?"
11:00 <mattman> an in person CAPTCHA?!
11:00 <Volatile> loo
11:01 <mattman> well actually no, it would just be a PTCHA
11:01 <phobosd> http://i.imgur.com/mUddf.jpg
11:01 <mattman> since its not completely automated
11:01 <@chrism> sampson: you've watched too much blade runner
11:02 <Randy> corned beef's in the crock pot. i feel so irish domestic.
11:02 <phobosd> Randy: NOICE
11:02 <phobosd> i'm getting some perry's for lunch
11:02 <sampson> manny's or bust
11:03 <@chrism> MMMM PERRY'S
11:03 <phobosd> woop woop
11:03 <@chrism> although yeah, manny's is hard to beat
11:04 <mattman> i dont think im drinking much tonight
11:04 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
11:05 <Randy> noice?
11:06 <phobosd> sampson: LOL what the fuck
11:06 <phobosd> hahaha
11:07 <phobosd> dat dog
11:10 <scofflaw> manny's is also hard to pay for
11:10 <scofflaw> good food but kinda on the pricey side
11:10 <scofflaw> :/
11:10 <sampson> worth every penny
11:10 <sampson> gonna have to get some when i'm in the 312
11:10 <@chrism> fuck yeah it is
11:12 <@chrism> ugh having to fire upa windows vm just to use IE to visit this site that doesn't work in like chrome, safari, nor firefox
11:12 <@chrism> lame.
11:13 <@chrism> whoever codes for IE only should be fucking shot
11:18 <sampson> yeppppppp
11:18 <@chrism> this is fucking kia's main tech site too
11:18 <sampson> i need to drive somewhere today so i get my stupid bigbrother box registered as driving
11:18 <@chrism> like, they shoudl have this shit together =\
11:18 <sampson> what happened to your car?
11:18 <@chrism> check engine light came on about an hour ago
11:18 <sampson> sadmonster
11:18 <@chrism> just need to check up on TSBs and service intervals
11:19 <@chrism> it's like at 46000 miles
11:19 <@chrism> so yeah it's probably time for the 50k service interval to set off
11:21 <mattman> damnit
11:21 <mattman> stupid store wont have the laptop til april 4
11:22 <Volatile> heh
11:22 <Volatile> ive been waiting almost an entire month for the final parts to my new build
11:22 <Volatile> can't wait to get cablin'!
11:22 <Volatile> sandyvag system.
11:23 <Volatile> wewp
11:26 <sampson> mattman: just get a mbp i7 2.2ghz
11:27 <@chrism> I think the apple store has those in stock
11:27 <@chrism> you could have one in like, an hour
11:27 <sampson> exactly
11:28 <sampson> but it'd be glossy
11:29 <@chrism> you an't handle proper color saturation
11:29 <mattman> sampson is it very small?
11:30 <sampson> 15"
11:30 <mattman> bro do you think 13.3" is too small?
11:31 <sampson> the res on the 13.3" mbp sucks
11:31 <sampson> 1280x800
11:31 <chrispi> it's fine for me
11:31 <mattman> yea the series 9 is stupid 720p
11:31 <mattman> 1366x768
11:31 <mattman> WEAK
11:31 <sampson> chrispi: i mean it's not horrible but it's insulting when the 13" mba is 1440x900 or whatever
11:32 <mattman> the resolution is the only thing that makes it unperfect
11:32 <chrispi> true
11:32 <sampson> i gotta say the 15" is perfect
11:32 <mattman> whats your pig weight?
11:32 <sampson> it's actually more powerful than my mac pro :<
11:32 <sampson> and it's on par with chrism's in terms of power
11:32 <sampson> crazy how powerful sandy vagina is
11:33 <sampson> 5.6 lbs
11:33 <scofflaw> i dont know who has a sandy vagina but i want some
11:33 <chrispi> are people actually that concerned about the weight of their laptop?
11:33 <chrispi> i've never given it much thought or concern
11:33 <sampson> mattcakes is
11:38 <mattman> well
11:39 <mattman> i mean i want it to be small
11:39 <mattman> im on public transit every day
11:39 <sampson> idk i got a messenger bag
11:39 <sampson> it's like a standard sized bag
11:39 <sampson> and i can fit shit in it
11:39 <mattman> yeah
11:39 <sampson> http://www.be-ez.com/la-besace-classic.html
11:39 <sampson> dis is my bag
11:40 <mattman> i want a laptop powerful enough to dev on, but not be a burden to lug around everywhere
11:49 <sampson> https://github.com/drbrain/meme/pull/13
11:53 <mattman> stupid linus making stupid git
11:53 <mattman> mercurial is mo bettah
11:53 <mattman> i hate having a million source control systems on my machine
11:55 <SidWork> I am lugging around an 18 inch Qosmio.. very powerfull laptop. also very heavy
11:56 <mattman> yeah that would be meh
11:56 <mattman> like maleries HP laptop
11:56 <SidWork> 10 lbs
11:56 <sampson> 18" holy shit
11:56 <mattman> its nice and powerful, but god damn its huge
11:56 <sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go
11:56 <sampson> i was reluctant at first but i like the extra wrist room
11:56 <mattman> unless you have lube right?
11:56 <mattman> LOLS!
11:56 <sampson> only 4 u mattcakes
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11:57 <sampson> i hate life
11:57 <SidWork> makes me look at my powerbook 17 and think wow that is a thing of beauty
11:57 <SidWork> lol
11:57 <SidWork> aim high
12:03 <sampson> they are pretty
12:03 <sampson> pretty huge
12:03 <sampson> i do however love the screen on my 15"
12:04 <@chrism> http://www.webhostingtalk.com/
12:04 <@chrism> lololo
12:04 <sampson> is it time for their annual holy fuck our shit imploded again?
12:04 <@chrism> haha
12:04 <@chrism> possibly
12:05 <@chrism> i've got like 2-3 bottles at home
12:05 <@chrism> =(
12:05 <sampson> i've got 0
12:05 <sampson> but i'm going to the bank at lunch and stopping at the liquore store
12:05 <sampson> because it's going to be a long night
12:06 <sampson> this 3ware card is being a complete turd so i'm making dcops swap them into a completely different box to see if it's the card or the drives or the system
12:06 <sampson> and they're groaning
12:06 <@chrism> what card?
12:11 <sampson> 9750
12:11 <sampson> [root@clusterdb1 ~]# bonnie++ -d /tmp -u nobody -r 1000 -s 2000
12:11 <@chrism> aah too new for my old ass knowledge of hardware
12:11 <sampson> this is a 4x300gb sas w/ dual 5620s and 24gb ram
12:11 <sampson> i ran that command 20 minutes ago
12:11 <@chrism> jesus
12:11 <sampson> it's still nowhere near completed
12:12 <sampson> and it's just 2gb files
12:12 <sampson> er 2gb total
12:12 <sampson> oh it's finally done
12:15 <sampson> http://pastebin.com/jv2nCuYb
12:16 <sampson> i love how it says it completed at light speed
12:16 <Volatile> wow
12:17 <sampson> but really it was just so slow it didn't know what to do
12:17 <Volatile> hitman 5 is confirmed.
12:20 <sampson> my balls on your chin: confirmed
12:30 <mattman> YEH
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12:47 <@chrism> http://i.imgur.com/ej3Dr.jpg
12:48 <phobosd> http://twitter.com/#!/andywpace/status/48421568216440833
12:48 <phobosd> chrism: lol
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12:51 <@chrism> man they do deep dish down here all fucking wrong
12:51 <@chrism> it's like 1" of crust
12:51 <@chrism> and then toppings
12:51 <@chrism> =\
12:51 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
12:51 <Volatile> loo
12:52 <Volatile> geezuz, phobo. i thought that was roadkill for a sec.
12:52 <Volatile> heh
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12:56 <phobosd> Volatile: meat log
12:57 <phobosd> (TM)
12:57 <Volatile> hah
12:57 <Volatile> i'd kill for some katz deli today
12:57 <Volatile> i bet the line is all the way down the street to get some corned beef sammich
13:02 <@chrism> mattman found reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/g5iap/i_bought_a_wp7_device_3_weeks_ago_i_have_never/
13:02 <@chrism> but ya know with that much hatred towards WP7 users, I say we just give them seperate bathrooms and drinking fountains
13:02 <@chrism> probably be easier on everyone
13:05 <kawaiiblu> can't log into reddit!!! :(
13:05 <Volatile> http://www.cultofmac.com/steve-jobs-is-the-biological-brother-of-homer-simpsons-mother-fun-facts/86467
13:05 <@chrism> phobosd: lol who go tthe cthulul mask?
13:06 <@chrism> oh is that Luke?
13:07 <phobosd> dan
13:08 <@chrism> aah I thought he quit smoking?
13:08 <phobosd> HEH
13:08 <@chrism> yeah yeah
13:08 <phobosd> yeah idk
13:08 <@chrism> nevermind
13:08 <@chrism> lol
13:08 <@chrism> so check this out
13:08 <@chrism> that ubersmith license i bought awhile back
13:08 <@chrism> i got the "lite" version
13:08 <@chrism> 500 bucks I think
13:08 <@chrism> they upgraded me to the unlimited/pro version for nothing
13:08 <@chrism> which goes for like 289.00/mo now
13:09 <@chrism> Thanks boo! I'm so selling this and paying down a credit card
13:09 <@chrism> lol
13:10 <@chrism> man waking up this morning was fucking rough
13:10 <@chrism> went to bed kinda late
13:10 <Volatile> i went to bed at 9:30
13:10 <Volatile> loo
13:10 <@chrism> at like 6 am, My hair/eyebrows is getting yanked and pulled fairly hard, slapped in the face, etc
13:10 <@chrism> all to the soundtrack of DADADADADADADA
13:10 <Volatile> duct tape
13:10 <@chrism> hahaha
13:10 <Volatile> problem solved.
13:10 <@chrism> tape the kid to the headboard
13:10 <@chrism> good idea
13:10 <Volatile> and tape the mouth closed
13:10 <@chrism> lol
13:11 <@chrism> ya know, it's hard to be mad
13:11 <Volatile> heh
13:11 <@chrism> for like .5 seconds i'm like "RAWR" and then I realize wtf is going on
13:11 <Volatile> also, tape butt closed. no diaper changing!
13:11 <Volatile> :P
13:11 <Volatile> duct tape is win!
13:11 <@chrism> and I open my eyes and she's like "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and claps her hands
13:11 <@chrism> hell I just can't be mad at that
13:11 <@chrism> lol
13:11 <Volatile> babies are awesome when they're yours.
13:11 <@chrism> yes
13:11 <@chrism> exactly
13:12 <@chrism> someone elses kid I'd be like "wtf is wrong with your rugrat"
13:12 <Volatile> srs
13:12 <Volatile> bitch slap that little fucker into submission!
13:12 <Volatile> heh
13:12 <Volatile> better yet: ARMBAR
13:12 <Volatile> real submission!
13:12 <Volatile> heh
13:12 <@chrism> haha
13:13 <Volatile> THIS CALLED KESAKATAMI, MOTHERFUCKER.
13:18 <kawaiiblu> we have a baby at the office!!!!! :D
13:18 <kawaiiblu> she's crying. it's adorable
13:18 <@chrism> oh no crying kids, even your own, not adorable
13:19 <@chrism> I've never heard a sound in my life that cuts through to your soul like that shit
13:19 <@chrism> I'm SO FUCKING GLAD Scarlett does stuff other than cry now
13:19 <@chrism> heh
13:20 <@chrism> and it's weird, i hear other kids cry and it's like "stfu annoying"
13:20 <@chrism> but when she would cry, something was like hardwired in my brain that'd short the fuck out
13:20 <@chrism> any thought I had, GONE
13:20 <@chrism> it sucked
13:20 <@chrism> lol
13:21 <kawaiiblu> this little girl is 13 months old. she was crying because her daddy left the room
13:22 <@chrism> awww =(
13:22 <kawaiiblu> yeah. SO cute
13:22 <@chrism> okay so it's not that baby screech
13:22 <kawaiiblu> no it was like, wailing
13:22 <kawaiiblu> and then we blew bubbles and her and she was happy
13:23 <@chrism> hahaha
13:23 <@chrism> right now Scarlett is all attached to J because they're home all day together
13:23 <kawaiiblu> yeah for sure
13:23 <@chrism> so when J leaves the room, scarlett wigs the fuck out
13:23 <kawaiiblu> when she's older she'll miss you alot too
13:23 <@chrism> yeah oh she does now
13:23 <kawaiiblu> it's this little girl
13:23 <kawaiiblu> http://www.youswoop.com/images/ipad/phase5/large/GOYK2013.jpg
13:24 <@chrism> like I walk in the door now from work and Scarlett sees me and she's like "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and starts crawling towards me going DADADADADADADA
13:24 <kawaiiblu> her dad works at youswoop. he's here all the time
13:24 <kawaiiblu> she stays home with mom all day
13:24 <@chrism> aww that's a cute lil girl
13:24 <kawaiiblu> awww cute
13:24 <@chrism> haha yeah she's awesome now you'd have a blast with her
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14:02 ..: Topic for #chicago: < sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go
14:02 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 17 11:58:35 2011]
14:02 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
14:03 <phobosd> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_HkE4EQJczKc/TYJMdtMZrWI/AAAAAAAAIkM/EdYUDK7ik_s/s912/2011-03-17%2012.52.23.jpg
14:03 <phobosd> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_HkE4EQJczKc/TYJMwWtGxBI/AAAAAAAAIkU/KTMQLtWn6b8/s912/2011-03-17%2012.52.50.jpg
14:03 <tronyx> HA
14:03 <tronyx> so cool
14:03 <tronyx> please figure out a way to boot it up
14:04 <phobosd> http://www.toshiba-europe.com/bv/computers/products/notebooks/t4700ct/index.shtm
14:04 <phobosd> 256 SVGA colors man
14:04 <phobosd> 486 DX2/50
14:04 <tronyx> a memory slot to extend RAM up to 24 MB
14:06 <phobosd> that would be pretty rad to boot it up
14:06 <phobosd> i ran slackware on it
14:06 <phobosd> probably would find a bunch of my leet hacks in the homedir
14:06 <@chrism> ./strobe
14:06 <@chrism> ./jupe
14:07 <@chrism> ./WINNUKE
14:07 <phobosd> p much
14:07 <@chrism> lol but hell that was cool shit then
14:07 <@chrism> :shrug:
14:07 <@chrism> ./pepsi!
14:07 <@chrism> lol
14:07 <tronyx> ./mirc
14:07 <tronyx> right!?
14:07 <@chrism> RIGH!
14:07 <phobosd> i was all about the wuftpd 0 days back then
14:07 <phobosd> they were plentiful
14:07 <@chrism> hahaha
14:07 <@chrism> yes
14:07 <phobosd> nmap, scan
14:07 <phobosd> write some script to probe each
14:08 <phobosd> then get a list of dropshells
14:08 <mattman> hi andee
14:08 <phobosd> and GO TO TOWN BOY
14:08 <phobosd> fuckl no inever wrote shit dude
14:08 <phobosd> idk who fucking did
14:08 <phobosd> the only person i know who can today, or even maybe back then would be anthony
14:08 <phobosd> anyone who says they can is fucking bullshitting you
14:08 <@chrism> yeah
14:08 <phobosd> it's all about the dot slash hacks
14:08 <@chrism> lol
14:08 <@chrism> actually anymore I could probably craft some fairly low-level shit
14:08 <@chrism> nothing ninja-like
14:09 <@chrism> general scanners/web exploit crap
14:09 <tronyx> i can
14:09 <tronyx> but never need to =[
14:09 <phobosd> bullshit
14:09 <tronyx> you mean like a buffer overflow?
14:09 <@chrism> BOs aren't *too* difficult
14:09 <phobosd> anything like that
14:09 <@chrism> i've done those in test scenarios on the past
14:09 <phobosd> remote code exec
14:09 <mrtyfrdm> what are you guys some sort of computer nerds
14:09 <tronyx> yes, i could write them
14:10 <phobosd> finding some inseucre chunk of memory and mapping shit to it
14:10 <tronyx> tbh it's really not that difficult anymore with all of the information that's available
14:10 <@chrism> yeah
14:10 <@chrism> l0pht has like "the" writeup on those
14:10 <tronyx> if you sat down and read a BoF tutorial 101 type thing, you could do it
14:10 <tronyx> and you'd have enough knowledge to find a bug and if it's exploitable, exploit it
14:10 <@chrism> http://insecure.org/stf/mudge_buffer_overflow_tutorial.html
14:11 <tronyx> it gets more complicated with a lot of the memory protection shit that's in place now and the hardcore stuff is more complicated than what i could do
14:11 <@chrism> phobosd: actually, farp can roll on that shit fairly strong
14:11 <phobosd> oh yeah
14:11 <phobosd> and farp
14:11 <@chrism> we'd sit there at AOS all blown on addy and he'd drop science
14:11 <@chrism> lol
14:11 <phobosd> he'd do it without looking shit up, that's what i'm talking about
14:11 <phobosd> anthony too
14:11 <phobosd> no 101's
14:11 <phobosd> no docs
14:11 <phobosd> just pure fucking science
14:11 <phobosd> blows my mind
14:12 <@chrism> we'd setup little challenges and shit and go to it "Here's an open port, GO GO GO"
14:14 <kawaiiblu> omg #reddit-downtime on freenode is crazy
14:21 <mattman> www.clownpenis.fart
14:22 <tronyx> mattman: i miss you man
14:22 <tronyx> i feel like we're different people now, you've been gone for so long
14:22 <mattman> i agree
14:22 <mattman> is there anything we can do?
14:22 <tronyx> whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
14:23 <@chrism> oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
14:23 <scofflaw> yo
14:23 <scofflaw> someone on the street just took a pic of me
14:23 <@chrism> US Gov't is making noise about rolling into Libya
14:23 <tronyx> punch them scofflaw
14:23 <scofflaw> i feel invaded
14:23 <scofflaw> well
14:23 <scofflaw> they're like 2 blocks away
14:23 <scofflaw> but i saw the flash
14:24 <mattman> nothing you can do bro :/
14:24 <tronyx> i am conflicted on that chrism
14:24 <@chrism> like beyond no fly zone
14:24 <scofflaw> conflicted?
14:24 <scofflaw> whatever
14:24 <@chrism> this is McCain
14:24 <mattman> in the public you have no expectation of privacy :((((((
14:24 <scofflaw> we do not belong in libya
14:24 <@chrism> he was just on Al Jazeera
14:24 <scofflaw> mattman i'm at work1
14:24 <@chrism> wow.
14:24 <scofflaw> they were probably just takin a pic of the building
14:24 <mattman> yeah right
14:24 <tronyx> we do not belong there. but their government is shooting civilians in the face saying they are al qaeda
14:24 <mattman> they want your sexy body
14:25 <scofflaw> who cares what their government is doing
14:25 <scofflaw> its none of our business
14:25 <scofflaw> somehow you think it's a good idea to get involved?
14:25 <scofflaw> ANOTHER war?
14:25 <scofflaw> :(
14:25 <tronyx> no, war is no good
14:26 <scofflaw> depends who you are but i agree
14:26 <@chrism> yeah ya know this is the one damned good use of the US Military that I support
14:26 <@chrism> stopping genocide
14:26 <tronyx> but that's the conflict. the last thing we need is another war but a government who is murdering its people, i think it's apathy to say "none of our business"
14:26 <@chrism> and that's what this shit is turning into
14:27 <scofflaw> tronyx i just dont believe its in our interest to go around still acting like the global policeman
14:27 <scofflaw> we don't have the resources for it
14:27 <scofflaw> and we don't need the arab street getting up in arms about us in another arab country
14:27 <scofflaw> how we're there for oil and so on
14:27 <tronyx> economic interest or humanitarian interest as a global society?
14:28 <scofflaw> * interest
14:28 <tronyx> it will always get turned into a matter of economics. i am saying that as far as right and wrong goes, it may be none of our business from an economic standpoint and we don't owe libya anything, but what's happening there is beyond wrong on so many levels
14:29 <scofflaw> agreed
14:29 <scofflaw> it's fucked up
14:30 <tronyx> The Obama administration’s likely strategy of isolation will leave many people dissatisfied, especially when, for a time, Gadhafi’s ouster seemed imminent. Isolation works slowly if at all, as the history of U.S. policy toward Cuba and North Korea attests.Libya’s isolation will also be difficult to sustain. Many countries, over time, will lose their enthusiasm for shunning Libya. Gadhafi will almost certainly play the oil card, promising access to Libya
14:31 <tronyx> i don't know whether we should or shouldn't go there. but the thought of him staying power after all of this makes me sick
14:32 <tronyx> especially because other countries and probably our government will be like, "cool, oil. hey buddy"
14:35 <tronyx> and dongs
14:35 <scofflaw> i used to care a lot
14:35 <scofflaw> but then i realized i was just wasting my time
14:35 <scofflaw> now all i think about are dongs
14:35 <scofflaw> and kittehs
14:36 <tronyx> digg has to be the worst site ever
14:36 <mrtyfrdm> drudge report
14:36 <scofflaw> drudge report iphone app
14:36 <scofflaw> worst ever
14:37 <scofflaw> i saw a blinking police siren on it when i used it
14:37 <scofflaw> and some shit about hwo the app author basically ripped the other guys off and was shut down
14:37 <scofflaw> but they were the ones to break the news about bill and monica
14:41 <tronyx> man, we're so cool
14:42 <tronyx> we know linux and computers pretty well - windows too. programming languages and stuff, and we're on IRC
14:42 <tronyx> just chilling
14:42 <tronyx> feels good to be king
14:42 <scofflaw> and we fuck bitches
14:42 <scofflaw> errday
14:42 <tronyx> scofflaw: do me a solid and hit me with some tunez
14:42 <scofflaw> i can say that now that roon is no longer here
14:42 <scofflaw> playah
14:42 <tronyx> play on
14:42 <scofflaw> all my shit is safely put away on muh ipoon
14:43 <scofflaw> all i listen to is gangster rap anyway
14:43 <tronyx> dope
14:43 <scofflaw> training
14:43 <scofflaw> i'm playing
14:43 <scofflaw> i listen to some indie rockers
14:43 <scofflaw> downtempo
14:43 <scofflaw> reggae
14:43 <scofflaw> dnb
14:43 <tronyx> dope
14:43 <scofflaw> you know how funky fresh i keep it
14:43 <tronyx> how funky fresh?
14:44 <scofflaw> like all that and a bag of chips
14:44 <scofflaw> beeotch
14:44 <tronyx> that's bangin
14:44 <scofflaw> you know what's banging home skillet? the last IPO i was on
14:44 <scofflaw> in on
14:45 <scofflaw> psyyyyche
14:45 <tronyx> you so fine and dope
14:45 <tronyx> almost had me freakin'
14:45 <tronyx> thought i was gonna have to jack you up
14:46 <sampson> i love writing emails to scare jesus into peeps
14:46 <tronyx> yea that's the shit
14:46 <tronyx> bomb dot com
14:46 * scofflaw wants a bomb dot com
14:46 <tronyx> hey mattman, what's the dillio
14:46 <scofflaw> my latest million dollar idea
14:46 <scofflaw> nm
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> im digging the fuck out of today
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> yesterday ruled too
14:47 <tronyx> phat
14:47 <scofflaw> mrtyfrdm you wanksta
14:47 <sampson> i would be if it wasn't so busy
14:47 <mrtyfrdm> but 70 degrees? on march 17th? fuckin awesome
14:47 <tronyx> solid
14:48 <tronyx> there are some people i've never seen talk
14:48 <tronyx> like, who is ghostmac
14:48 <tronyx> and georgii
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> lurkers
14:48 <scofflaw> hahah
14:48 <phobosd> ghostmac works @ servercentral
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> it's usually like the same 15 people up in here
14:48 <tronyx> who is espionage
14:48 <mrtyfrdm> ron
14:49 <scofflaw> i'm looking at this google streetview of some corner in harlem and there's some guy sitting in the passenger side of a RAC truck giving him an ice grille
14:49 <scofflaw> some evil hacker
14:49 <scofflaw> never idle
14:49 <scofflaw> never talks
14:49 <scofflaw> i think he's reading our brains
14:49 <tronyx> oh mn
14:49 <tronyx> that is so not phat
14:50 <mrtyfrdm> hey tronyx lets hang out like bros soon
14:50 <scofflaw> damn sampson you slut --^
14:50 <scofflaw> topic
14:50 <tronyx> sometimes my job gets to me, but going office to office all the time and listening to what other people do for a living...god damn they have some boring jobs
14:50 <tronyx> mrtyfrdm: agreed
14:50 <sampson> tronyx: scofflaw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI
14:51 <scofflaw> so cute
14:51 <tronyx> shit is cute
14:51 <mrtyfrdm> we can walk around michigan ave and act like tourists
14:51 <mrtyfrdm> take pictures at the bean and shit
14:52 <scofflaw> shop
14:52 <tronyx> i love dogs
14:52 <scofflaw> buy each other victoria secrets panteis
14:52 <scofflaw> panties too
14:53 <sampson> wear them to the tilted kilt?
14:53 <scofflaw> i might go tomorrow
14:53 <tronyx> never going to the tilted kilt with mattman again
14:53 <mrtyfrdm> tilted kilt? na after we're done at millenium park were gonna hit up boystown
14:53 <scofflaw> the DBA manager is old and chinese, his wife is out of town, he wants to get crazy
14:53 <tronyx> feed mattman 2 stellas and he's shouting about how he wants to fuck the waitress
14:53 <scofflaw> if he can manage not making an ass of himself at tilted kilt i said we'd upgrade to the pink monkey
14:54 <tronyx> at the waitress
14:54 <scofflaw> mattman got a piece already
14:54 <scofflaw> he should share
14:54 <mrtyfrdm> tronyx: to be fair, I wanted to as well. those girls know what they're getting themselves into when they dawn the kilt
14:54 <tronyx> yea but you weren't yelling at them
14:54 <mrtyfrdm> if i would have been drinking I might have
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> actually i would have yelled but it wouldn't be grotesque
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> wouldn't have been*
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> the 2 redheads that were working that night
14:55 <mrtyfrdm> holy shit
14:55 <tronyx> ok this client wins an award.
14:56 <tronyx> 15 servers of the 25 sampled have the admin password "password"
14:56 <mrtyfrdm> lol
14:56 <tronyx> ":it's inside the firewall dude! Why do we even need passwords?"
14:56 <mrtyfrdm> it's so bad no one would even think to guess it
14:56 <mrtyfrdm> Password1
14:56 <mrtyfrdm> set them all to that
14:56 <tronyx> i can't imagine how much shit would break if i changed the password
14:56 <mrtyfrdm> lol
14:57 <tronyx> it's this whole trading tracking accounting clustering fuckering thing
14:57 <tronyx> either way, it's a shit heap
14:57 <scofflaw> man
14:57 <scofflaw> wtf am i getting my tax return
14:57 <tronyx> woman
14:58 <scofflaw> i want to spend some loot
14:58 <scofflaw> like it's going out of style
14:58 <tronyx> i did too
14:58 <tronyx> then i took my car into the shop and i no longer want to spend any more money
14:58 <scofflaw> :/
14:58 <scofflaw> i just need a new apt
14:58 <scofflaw> thats the big thing
14:58 <scofflaw> then i'll get a new car
14:58 <scofflaw> and a rolex
14:58 <scofflaw> no
14:58 <scofflaw> 2 rolexes
14:58 <scofflaw> 1 for each wrist
14:59 <tronyx> are you ICE-T?
14:59 <scofflaw> no
14:59 <scofflaw> JOHN-D
14:59 <tronyx> lame
14:59 <tronyx> dong?
14:59 <scofflaw> well
14:59 <scofflaw> when I am Kim Ill Dong
14:59 <scofflaw> yes
14:59 <tronyx> so you have herpes?
14:59 <tronyx> idk whatmakes your dong ill
14:59 <scofflaw> its sick
14:59 <scofflaw> its dope
14:59 <scofflaw> its phat?
15:00 <tronyx> chode
15:00 <tronyx> i'm bringing that word back too
15:00 <tronyx> fart knocker
15:00 <tronyx> scofflaw: don't be a chode you fart knocker
15:00 <scofflaw> imma be all i can be, even its just a chode
15:01 <tronyx> ohhhhh i'm just a chode, oh little ole me cuz you won't let me late out at nighttttttt
15:01 <tronyx> ohhhh i'm just a chode living in captivity
15:01 <tronyx> like that?
15:02 <tronyx> want a new car
15:12 <scofflaw> yes
15:12 <tronyx> where did everyone go
15:12 <scofflaw> i had a smoke
15:12 <scofflaw> now i have to figure out why these RRD graphs are missing all these data points
15:12 <scofflaw> bleh
15:13 <Volatile> lawl
15:13 <Volatile> bank just called. muh debit card got ran by some clueless card kiddie
15:13 <scofflaw> hacked!
15:13 <phobosd> it was me
15:13 <scofflaw> hacked.cc
15:13 <phobosd> buying a toshiba on ebay
15:13 <Volatile> well, you really need to learn how to test a card
15:13 <scofflaw> i think i own hacked.cc
15:13 <Volatile> this idiot ran a test charge of $9 at a casino floor
15:13 <Volatile> ...
15:13 <Volatile> should have just made a withdrawl
15:13 <Volatile> idiot.
15:14 <Volatile> fucking UPS. DELIVAR MY MOBO
15:15 <phobosd> what'd you get
15:15 <scofflaw> i hope they stop delivery because of fraudulent activity
15:15 <scofflaw> realdoll
15:20 <Volatile> phobo, ASUS P8P67
15:20 <Volatile> Deluxe
15:21 <Volatile> got a 1000W PSU cuz im pretty sure imma SLI two GTX580s
15:22 <Volatile> the HAF-X full tower case is pretty fucking sweet.. has a SATA backplane on it
15:22 <Volatile> slide SATA devices in like hotswaps
15:23 <phobosd> jesus
15:24 <phobosd> starting a render farm in the basement aye
15:24 <phobosd> sexy mobo
15:24 <scofflaw> for pedobear?
15:24 <phobosd> imma be upgrading mah mobo/proc when it gets closer to BF3 release time
15:24 <phobosd> i already upgraded mah GPU/monitorrrrz
15:24 <Volatile> nice
15:24 <scofflaw> danng
15:25 <scofflaw> i might have to do same
15:25 <Volatile> i like the onboard bluetooth
15:25 <scofflaw> and throw xbox away
15:25 <Volatile> that was like 'woo!'
15:25 <scofflaw> vol
15:25 <scofflaw> important question
15:25 <scofflaw> does it have a turbo button
15:25 <Volatile> oh shit
15:25 <Volatile> go ahead man
15:25 <Volatile> yes
15:25 <Volatile> it's in the bios
15:25 <scofflaw> i see it has Turbo Processing Unit
15:25 <Volatile> there's also an auto-overclock in the bios!
15:26 <Volatile> 3.8ghz in t0rb0 mode
15:26 <Volatile> picked up an i7 quad core
15:26 <Volatile> imma play gldoom at like 50k FPS, bro
15:26 <Volatile> it's gunna be INSANE
15:27 <Volatile> BFGs like nobody's business
15:30 <@chrism> holy fuck things are about to get UGLY tonight in Libya
15:30 <@chrism> UN votes in 2 hours on a no fly zone/ground force protection of Benghazi
15:30 <tronyx> scofflaw: you play BC2 on PC right?
15:30 <Volatile> heh
15:30 <@chrism> straight up sending in troops/jets/etc
15:30 <Volatile> glad i sold some more shit today
15:30 <scofflaw> tronyx no only on xbox
15:31 <@chrism> Qadaffi just spoke and is trying to do his final run before the UN comes in
15:31 <scofflaw> but i haven't played in months (since i started my new job)
15:31 <tronyx> ah ok, nvm
15:31 <@chrism> he said "This will not last past tonight"
15:31 <@chrism> "The moment of truth has come"
15:31 <@chrism> heh
15:31 <tronyx> qadaffi is fucking crazy
15:31 <@chrism> yeah
15:31 <@chrism> man I bet something fucking ugly happens tonight
15:31 <@chrism> it pmuch has to with all this grandstanding
15:31 <Volatile> yah. his planes get shot down
15:31 <tronyx> talking for hours about al qaeda and electric kool aid and drugs and shit
15:31 <Volatile> and his airbase gets bombed
15:31 <Volatile> so he cant fly
15:32 <@chrism> I think he's going to go straight up WMD on 'em
15:32 <Volatile> he failz
15:32 <Volatile> does he even have WMDs?
15:32 <@chrism> try to get it finished before the UN can set foot in
15:32 <@chrism> yeah
15:32 <@chrism> tons of chemical weapons
15:32 <tronyx> i don't think he does
15:32 <Volatile> wha does he has?
15:32 <Volatile> have
15:32 <Volatile> ive not heard anything about that danger
15:32 <@chrism> i forget the exact breakdown
15:32 <Volatile> wowz
15:32 <tronyx> iirc, he's been careful to stay away from WMDs and funding terrorism since he wants the US to stay out
15:32 <Volatile> yah, if he has em, he might try
15:32 <@chrism> he's straight up saying "Tonight is the last night"
15:32 <@chrism> etc
15:32 <Volatile> but you need a delivery agent for WMDs
15:33 <Volatile> and he may not get the chance
15:33 <@chrism> you don't need anything too crazy to go across country
15:33 <Volatile> scofflaw, SELL SELL SELL
15:33 <@chrism> not like you need an ICBM for that
15:33 * Volatile calls broker: SELL EVERYTHING
15:33 <tronyx> http://www.armscontrol.org/act/2004_04/Libya
15:33 <Volatile> chrism, planes mang
15:33 <@chrism> standard rockets will do it
15:33 <Volatile> i think nofly includes rockets
15:33 <@chrism> and the mideast is littered with that shit
15:33 <Volatile> they bomb the fuck out of anything that can control the air
15:33 <@chrism> yeah but no fly isn't in place yet
15:33 <Volatile> step 1
15:33 <Volatile> heh
15:34 <@chrism> it sounds like he's REALLY trying to hurry this shit up before the UN finishes up
15:34 <Volatile> DAMNIT
15:34 <Volatile> NEED M0B0
15:34 <@chrism> lol
15:34 <Volatile> CANT WAYTE
15:34 <Volatile> with my fucking luck, i ordered a non-compatible part or some shit
15:34 <Volatile> 24 pin instead of 20+4
15:34 <Volatile> ;P
15:35 <Volatile> http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Glitchy-SVN.aspx\
15:35 <Volatile> s,\,,
15:35 <sampson> http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/npr-house-republicans-pass-npr-defunding-bill/story?id=13157489
15:35 <sampson> :(
15:36 <Volatile> *shrug*
15:36 <Volatile> NPR will be fine
15:36 <@chrism> keep 'em ignorant, keep 'em republican
15:36 <@chrism> woohaaa
15:36 <Volatile> the funding isn't a huge % of NPRs income, right? i thought it was like 5%?
15:36 <@chrism> (/me waits for randy to say something)
15:36 <@chrism> =P
15:36 <Volatile> we should cut education funding in the sout.. oh wait.. nevermind
15:37 <scofflaw> damn
15:37 <scofflaw> my ex gf's cat died
15:37 <scofflaw> well, 1 of her 2 cats
15:37 <Volatile> oshi-
15:37 <scofflaw> and she's way upset about it
15:37 <scofflaw> i am too
15:37 <scofflaw> :(
15:37 <Volatile> time for nookie
15:37 <scofflaw> nah
15:37 <scofflaw> i dont want it
15:37 <scofflaw> i got a new gf
15:37 <scofflaw> but i still feel very very bad for her
15:37 <Volatile> what's his name?
15:37 <scofflaw> her
15:37 <scofflaw> Unagi
15:37 <Volatile> heh
15:37 <scofflaw> Nagi for short
15:37 <Volatile> haha
15:37 <Volatile> unagi
15:37 <scofflaw> :/
15:37 <scofflaw> i'm on the phone trying to figure out cremation options
15:37 <Volatile> you're joking, right?
15:37 <scofflaw> no
15:38 <scofflaw> that was the cats name
15:38 <@chrism> hahah
15:38 <Volatile> your gf's name is eel?
15:38 <scofflaw> not my ex gf
15:38 <scofflaw> hahaha
15:38 <@chrism> hefty trash bag
15:38 <Volatile> OHH
15:38 <scofflaw> nah
15:38 <Volatile> hahah
15:38 <tronyx> FUCK THAT
15:38 <tronyx> i love NPR
15:38 <tronyx> i am donating $1,000 tonight
15:38 <Volatile> my cat is well alive. she just took a giant shit, and wants to hang out.
15:38 <Volatile> kinda interesting.. i would think SVN by default would *not* do revisions of PDFs
15:38 <Volatile> because they're considered binaries by default
15:38 <Volatile> amirite?
15:39 <Volatile> turtoisesvn is winrar, btw.
15:46 <Volatile> bbl. hopefully after my new box is up and running!
15:46 <tronyx> that's what she said
15:46 <tronyx> labioplasty
15:46 <tronyx> labiaplasty*
15:47 <tronyx> that's just what this channel needs. more labiaplasty jokes
15:47 <tronyx> hey guys
15:47 <tronyx> i think we have a really cool chatroom btw
15:49 <sampson> go team awesome
15:50 <sampson> are you getting your gf a labiaplasty
15:50 <tronyx> nah
15:50 <sampson> are you getting one?
15:50 <Volatile> labiaplasty doesn't sound as easy as kitchen sheers.
15:52 <phobosd> omg puke
15:52 <phobosd> not a lot of shit makes me gag
15:52 <phobosd> but that did
15:52 <sampson> you want one
15:52 <sampson> don't lie
15:52 <phobosd> i need one
15:52 <phobosd> my labias are like elephant ears
15:53 <@chrism> my shit's like a basset hounds tongue
15:53 <@chrism> wrapped around a roast beef sammich
15:53 <sampson> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy7jcvsLrHg&feature=player_embedded
15:53 <Volatile> sheered labia vs beef tongue
15:54 <Volatile> sheared i guess.
15:54 <Volatile> doh
16:06 <sampson> woops
16:07 <sampson> left a light on in my car yesterday
16:07 <sampson> battery dead :|
16:07 <m1k[3y]> hello #chicago
16:07 <m1k[3y]> how is the weather out there?
16:08 <tronyx> nice and warm
16:08 <tronyx> at least it was earlier. from where i am at, it looks like the sun has gone away a little
16:09 <m1k[3y]> yeah, it is awesome out here. it's got to be at least 70 degrees out there
16:10 <m1k[3y]> feels like summer
16:15 <Volatile> yeah
16:15 <Volatile> it's actually hot in here.
16:15 <Volatile> 71
16:22 <Volatile> win
16:22 <Volatile> http://eater.com/archives/2011/03/17/the-ipad-2-sticks-to-refrigerators.php
16:23 <sampson> i can't believe you read gawker
16:23 <sampson> respect--
16:25 <Volatile> hahaha
16:25 <Volatile> the new mortal kombat game, on expert difficulty, can be defeated by simply holding left and pressing punch
16:25 <Volatile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxl1Vl0EHi8
16:26 <sampson> If you think CPU AI has any bearing on a fighting game youre a fucking idiot. If youre playing a fighting game to vs the AI youre failing pretty bad.
16:27 <@chrism> vol: LOL
16:33 <tronyx> lol did you post that comment sampson ?
16:34 <@chrism> sampson: ding
16:37 <kawaiiblu> we got a noise complaint when we were playing beer pong lol http://i.imgur.com/RcjWb.jpg
16:38 <sampson> hi
16:38 <mattman> http://www.winrumors.com/man-upgrades-internet-explorer-1-0-to-9-0-video/
16:47 <@chrism> how many times did he get owned inbetween upgrades?
16:47 <tronyx> probably 0
16:47 <tronyx> i don't know how many IE4 0days there are in the wild these days lol
16:47 <@chrism> haha
16:47 <@chrism> ya know i woudln't be surprised if there were a lot just laying dormant
16:48 <@chrism> forgotten, etc
16:48 <mattman> [3:47:54 PM] Matt Hidinger: i love how IE2.0 came 2 months after 1.0
16:48 <mattman> its neat
16:48 <mattman> i wish skype wouldnt put more into my clipboard than i wanted
16:48 <mattman> fucking dick of an app
16:49 <mrtyfrdm> hah was just tasked with wiping out 185 users in active directory/exchange
16:49 <mrtyfrdm> done in 5 minutes, anyone else here would have deleted them by hand
16:49 <tronyx> what did you use?
16:49 <@chrism> format c:\
16:49 <mrtyfrdm> lol
16:49 <tronyx> lmao
16:49 <mrtyfrdm> THAT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE
16:49 <mattman> powershell
16:49 <tronyx> that will fix that DC right up
16:49 <mrtyfrdm> powershell
16:49 <tronyx> you know powershell mrtyfrdm?
16:49 <@chrism> lol @ it being called powershell
16:50 <@chrism> i wanna rename bash to BIGDICKSHELL
16:50 <mattman> i use powershell on my linux boxes now
16:50 <mattman> bash sux
16:50 <tronyx> i use leetshell
16:50 <tronyx> borrowed it from warren
16:50 <mattman> i use dickshell
16:50 <tronyx> with his atom cluster
16:50 <tronyx> gonna cluster me up some P4s for maximum performance
16:51 <mrtyfrdm> import-csv deleteusers.csv | foreach { get-mailbox "$_.first $_.last" | remove-mailbox -confirm:$false }
16:51 <mrtyfrdm> DONE
16:51 <phobosd> oh man
16:51 <mrtyfrdm> super difficult
16:51 <phobosd> lookit dat shellcode
16:51 <phobosd> powershell
16:51 <tronyx> wow
16:51 <phobosd> i wanna fuck him so hard
16:51 <mrtyfrdm> can't wait
16:51 <tronyx> hey mattman
16:51 <tronyx> import dongs;
16:51 <tronyx> LOL!!!!
16:51 <phobosd> LOL!
16:51 <mattman> LO!L!!
16:51 <tronyx> there we go
16:51 <mattman> using System.Dongs;
16:52 <tronyx> LOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOL
16:52 <tronyx> use dongs;
16:52 <tronyx> #include <dongs.h>
16:52 <phobosd> [ (dicks);{dongs} ]
16:52 <mrtyfrdm> O_o
16:52 <mrtyfrdm> {{{{{[[[{{[[{[
16:52 <mrtyfrdm> ]
16:52 <mattman> LOL PRGRAMMERS UNITNE!
16:52 <mrtyfrdm> perl
16:52 <mattman> hahaha mrtyfrdm
16:52 <phobosd> ./udp.pl 0 0
16:52 <mattman> good perl joke
16:52 <mattman> you forgot all the @ signs tho
16:52 <mrtyfrdm> thanks :)
16:52 <tronyx> hey hey
16:52 <tronyx> hey phobosd
16:52 <tronyx> more like
16:52 <tronyx> ./dongs.pl
16:52 <tronyx> RIGHT!?
16:52 <mattman> tronyx NOPE!
16:52 <phobosd> HAHAHA YUP!!!!
16:52 <mattman> you forgot to chmod +x
16:52 <mattman> NOOB
16:52 <tronyx> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! YEA!
16:53 <mattman> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:53 <tronyx> chmod +x
16:53 <tronyx> HAHAHAHA
16:53 <tronyx> CHMOD DONGS>PL
16:53 <tronyx> FUCK YEA
16:53 <tronyx> hey, don't read the man page
16:53 <tronyx> read the DONG page
16:53 <mattman> chmod 777 dongs.pl
16:53 <mattman> LOL FULL ACEES!!!
16:53 <tronyx> HAHAHA GOOD ONE MATTMAN!
16:53 <mattman> oh man
16:53 <mattman> i missed IRC
16:54 <tronyx> don't you mean, you missed DONGSrc
16:54 <phobosd> we didnt miss you
16:54 <phobosd> that's a lie
16:54 <tronyx> +m phobosd
16:54 <phobosd> oh man! muted!
16:54 <phobosd> ownzone!!!
16:54 <tronyx> you're in the zone
16:54 <tronyx> the ownedzone
16:54 <mattman> bahah
16:54 <mattman> lets go to kilt someday
16:54 <tronyx> only if you agree to drink beer and chew gum at the same time so phobosd and i can make fun of you
16:55 <mattman> dude you guys... get this
16:55 <tronyx> then you can swirl it all over and make me laugh
16:55 <tronyx> LOL I GOT IT MATTMAN! NICE ONE!
16:55 <mattman> i started a coding group at work, everyone gets together around 5 upstairs to just work on hobby coding projects for fun n shit, and mostly build wp7 apps...
16:55 <mattman> but thats not the best part
16:55 <mattman> the group is called bro.net
16:55 <mattman> cuz we are .net programmers
16:55 <mattman> and we are bros
16:55 <mattman> LO!L!!!!
16:56 <mattman> broverload
16:56 <tronyx> lmao
16:56 <mattman> so yea tonight is our first bro.net meeting
16:56 <mattman> im pretty pumped about it
16:56 <mattman> pizza and beer and coding
16:56 <mattman> fucking rocks
16:56 <tronyx> you're going to fuck rocks
16:56 <tronyx> ?
16:56 <mattman> omg!
16:57 <mattman> so lnog story short, we should hit up the kilt next week
16:57 <Orb_> bromantic.
16:58 <tronyx> Orb_: are you still logging but you just password protected the logs?
16:58 <tronyx> lol
16:59 <@chrism> phobosd: you will be happy to know that the most common green shirt in the cPanel offices today are SH shirts
17:00 <@chrism> lol
17:00 <phobosd> hahah
17:00 <phobosd> dope
17:00 <@chrism> already had one dude say "Hey, your shirt says "in one keystroke, mine says stroke... that's kinda gay"
17:01 <phobosd> lolllll!
17:02 <mattman> hi andy
17:02 <mattman> you wanna come to bro.net tonigh?
17:02 <phobosd> i'm not sure what that is
17:02 <mattman> its like you didnt even read what i said 5 mins ago!
17:03 <phobosd> i'm going to graham elliot at 7
17:03 <phobosd> http://www.grahamelliot.com/
17:03 <phobosd> place is dope
17:03 <phobosd> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Elliot
17:03 <phobosd> the guy is punk rock
17:03 <phobosd> it's a contemporary restaraunt that plays metal
17:03 <phobosd> and a bunch of tight wadded buttholes eat there
17:03 <phobosd> but whatever
17:03 <tronyx> the food is not very delicious
17:04 <tronyx> the popcorn is good, everything else i had was meh
17:04 <phobosd> i love it
17:04 <phobosd> well, loved it
17:05 <tronyx> who are you going with mr phobosd
17:07 <mrtyfrdm> wow mattman, bro.net?
17:07 <mrtyfrdm> more like gayest.shit.ever.net
17:07 <mrtyfrdm> XD
17:07 <tronyx> that was kind of cold blooded dude
17:08 <tronyx> mattman: i think it's cool
17:08 <mrtyfrdm> have fun playing limp biscuit with your bros duder
17:08 <tronyx> yea! mrtyfrdm will be writing sick powershell scripts while you have a sausage fest
17:08 <mrtyfrdm> hell yeah
17:08 <mrtyfrdm> imma run it on my wp7 phone
17:09 <mrtyfrdm> hides all apps in the store made by mattman
17:09 <tronyx> win CE is better
17:09 <mrtyfrdm> win 3.11 for workgroups is proest
17:09 <@chrism> lololo
17:09 <tronyx> the only reason i prefer linux is because of the CLI
17:09 <tronyx> that stands for command-line interface btw
17:10 <mrtyfrdm> clit lickin inbreds
17:10 <mrtyfrdm> sshdash p
17:11 <tronyx> it let's be do stuff like this
17:11 <tronyx> for i in `ps aux | grep -o bash | uniq`; do which $i;done
17:11 <tronyx> and that's pretty useful imho
17:11 <@chrism> is that linux code?
17:12 <tronyx> yea
17:12 <@chrism> nice
17:12 <@chrism> nice
17:12 <tronyx> comes from the kernel
17:12 <@chrism> fuckin
17:12 <@chrism> a
17:12 <tronyx> sorry
17:12 <tronyx> *colonel
17:13 <tronyx> gah i just want the shop to call me about my car!
17:13 <mrtyfrdm> should have bought a vw
17:13 <mrtyfrdm> instead of a volvo lol
17:13 <tronyx> saab
17:13 <mrtyfrdm> saab volvo same thing
17:13 <mrtyfrdm> what was it you got again, a 9 3?
17:13 <tronyx> yea
17:13 <tronyx> did you get another VW?
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> still got that jetta i bought last feb
17:14 <tronyx> oh right on
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> i want to get rid of it pretty bad but i have negative equity
17:14 <tronyx> i want to get rid of my saab and buy newer one but i can't justify doing it until mine blows up
17:14 <mrtyfrdm> by a large margin, something like 3.5k
17:15 <mrtyfrdm> i just want to get another gti
17:15 <tronyx> i was looking at the CC
17:15 <tronyx> but meh
17:15 <tronyx> rather have another saab
17:15 <m1k[3y]> fucking hosthop
17:15 <mrtyfrdm> im single now so i dont' have to worry about a girlfriend and her kid
17:15 <m1k[3y]> i knew that was a mistake
17:15 <mrtyfrdm> so it's back to fun cars
17:15 <mrtyfrdm> cc is nice but a bit overpriced for what you get imho
17:15 <mrtyfrdm> whitney godard had one
17:16 <tronyx> yea, i was thinking the same thing
17:16 <mrtyfrdm> it's basically a somewhat luxury passat
17:16 <mrtyfrdm> same frame, dimensions, etc
17:16 <mrtyfrdm> different body
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17:18 <tronyx> hey mattman, what's your myspace?
17:19 <@chrism> lolo
17:19 <tronyx> scofflaw: i still need to add you on friendster
17:19 <tronyx> ?
17:20 <tronyx> hey chrism
17:20 <tronyx> i have a good idea
17:20 <@chrism> hey hey hey hey
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <tronyx> you and i should start a business togehter and we should build NTP servers
17:20 <@chrism> hey
17:20 <tronyx> like, shared hosting, but shared NTP
17:20 <@chrism> fuck yeah
17:20 <@chrism> like 2
17:20 <@chrism> or maybe 3 of them
17:20 <tronyx> we can set up NTP on a bunch of boxes and people can pay us
17:20 <@chrism> i got the cessium
17:20 <tronyx> and we could as support for SSL
17:21 <@chrism> fuck yeah
17:21 <@chrism> secure time syncing
17:21 <tronyx> and NNTP
17:21 <@chrism> i'm all about this shit
17:21 <@chrism> oooh
17:21 <@chrism> NNTP OVER NTP
17:21 <tronyx> yea
17:21 <tronyx> over SSL
17:21 <@chrism> we'll just use layer 2 NNTP
17:21 <tronyx> tunnels, inside of tunnels
17:21 <@chrism> OH SHI
17:21 <@chrism> 5 TUNNELS DEEP
17:21 <tronyx> we could call it "inception NTP"
17:21 <@chrism> NEED A KICKER
17:21 <mrtyfrdm> should call those burritos
17:21 <tronyx> inceptioNTP
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> hahahahaha
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> brazzzt
17:22 <mrtyfrdm> kick? buffer overflow
17:22 <tronyx> over NNTP
17:22 <tronyx> damn dude, this will be so secure
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> itll be exploited and used for a kiddy ascii porn addict ring
17:23 <tronyx> no
17:23 <tronyx> we're doing it over SSl so that's not possible
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> oh yeah i forgot ssl fixes everything
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> you're good
17:23 <tronyx> according to PCI it does
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> lol
17:23 <mrtyfrdm> ssl over ipv6
17:24 <tronyx> chrism and i would need to update our BGP installation before we could do that mrtyfrdm
17:24 <tronyx> but it's planned in future releases. don't worry.
17:24 <mrtyfrdm> good
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> gotta have that extra layer of encryption
17:25 <tronyx> if you play your cards right, when we blow up, we might need an AD admin
17:25 <mrtyfrdm> so honest question, what happens to ssl once ipv4 is phased out
17:25 <@chrism> tronyx: why? We just encapsulate the packet frame in the ssl header
17:26 <tronyx> SSL isn't dependent on 4 or 6
17:26 <@chrism> duh
17:26 <tronyx> tbh i am cloudy on it, but there's been issues with application support for SSL and IPv6
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> from what I understand, native support for ipsec in ipv6 can encrypt pretty much every connection at the ip level
17:26 <tronyx> and IPv6's ipsec shit
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> seems to me that would render ssl obsolete
17:26 <mrtyfrdm> but im not a security guy so idk
17:26 <tronyx> if the applications support that
17:26 <@chrism> but you can't encrypt what you've already encrypted
17:26 <@chrism> it's like trying to zip a zip
17:26 <@chrism> ya know
17:27 <tronyx> not true
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> pfft you ever use usenet?
17:27 <@chrism> encrypting something twice simply filps the encryption bit
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> rars in 7z files
17:27 <mrtyfrdm> everywhere
17:27 <tronyx> zip a zip is a matter of compression and something can only get compressed to a certain level
17:27 <tronyx> you can encrypt to varying degrees, but the overhead from encrypting twice would be awful
17:27 <@chrism> yeah ma;n it filps the encryption bit
17:27 <tronyx> oh yea
17:27 <@chrism> so encrypting twice actually DECRYPTS
17:27 <tronyx> you're a fucker
17:28 <sampson> i remember downloading shit from aol that was ace, rar and zipped
17:28 <sampson> COMPRESSION++
17:28 <tronyx> i am going with my NTP over NNTP over SSL idea alone
17:28 <@chrism> wait did you guys go serious at some point here?
17:28 <@chrism> lol
17:28 <tronyx> (16:25) < mrtyfrdm> so honest question, what happens to ssl once ipv4 is phased out
17:28 <tronyx> srs time
17:28 <mrtyfrdm> yeah that is all
17:28 <mrtyfrdm> for the srs questions
17:28 <mrtyfrdm> back to being faggots
17:28 <tronyx> man, i don't want to think about pen testing someone's /00:FF;F6LBc range
17:28 <tronyx> or whatever that fucking shit looks like
17:28 <tronyx> yea go ahead and pen test us, we have 1 million IPs LOLOLOL
17:29 <sampson> doubtful mrtyfrdm with all the ipv6 to ipv4 gateways that will be in use for the next 50 years
17:29 <tronyx> truth
17:29 <mrtyfrdm> 2001:0db8:85a3:0000:0000:8a2e:0370:7334
17:29 <tronyx> yea
17:29 <mrtyfrdm> yeah but eventually ipv4 will go
17:29 <tronyx> fuck everything about that
17:30 <sampson> join_buffer_size >= 4 M
17:30 <sampson> This is not advised
17:30 <sampson> this is in red
17:30 <sampson> onooooooo
17:30 <mrtyfrdm> although you could write that as 2001:0db8:85a3:0:0:8a2e:0370:7334
17:30 <mrtyfrdm> you know, shorten it up a bit
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17:30 <sampson> Configured Max Memory Limit : 542.69 G
17:30 <sampson> Physical Memory : 11.72 G
17:30 <tronyx> should be join_size_buffer sam
17:30 <sampson> TUNED
17:30 <sampson> ^max
17:30 <tronyx> LOL
17:30 <m1k[3y]> nice
17:31 <tronyx> "can you tune my msql service?"
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17:31 <tronyx> yea, upped concurrent connections to 5000, should be good!
17:31 <ian-> max my speed
17:31 <tronyx> chrism: i want you to be my business partner again
17:31 <tronyx> but you're responsible for addin support for jumbo frames
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17:32 <@chrism> sweet I'll do that
17:32 <@chrism> but i don't have a lot of time, so you midn if I split them up into smaller chunks for efficiency?
17:32 <sampson> gl with that
17:32 <@chrism> i'm thinking like ~1500 bytes
17:32 <sampson> new macs don't support jumboframes
17:32 <tronyx> SELL SELL SELL!
17:33 <@chrism> okay publishing code NAO
17:33 <@chrism> HOLD
17:33 <mrtyfrdm> a mac not supporting something? say it ain't so
17:33 <tronyx> man, i need to go home and workout
17:33 <tronyx> but i am all farty
17:33 <mrtyfrdm> do situps
17:33 <tronyx> so i'm gonna put up weights and rip mad ass, i can feel it
17:33 <mrtyfrdm> fart at every rep
17:33 <tronyx> HAHAHAHAHAH
17:33 <sampson> what else is new you're always ripping ass
17:33 <tronyx> "fuck yea i rip ass when i get my swell on"
17:33 <sampson> more than i belch
17:33 <mrtyfrdm> lol
17:33 <@chrism> I miss lifting =(
17:34 <tronyx> you lift your baby
17:34 <tronyx> and your 12 oz curls
17:34 <@chrism> hah
17:34 <@chrism> tru dat
17:34 <mrtyfrdm> it's like you're turing your stomache into one of those firestarter blower accordion things
17:34 <tronyx> for real, i have had the worst farts for a long time now
17:34 <@chrism> I'M THE FIRESTARTER DREADED FIRESTARTER
17:34 <mrtyfrdm> no
17:34 <tronyx> i need to talk to a doctor about my toots
17:34 <tronyx> i used to chase eric away from his desk with my farts
17:35 <mrtyfrdm> lol
17:35 <tronyx> then again, eric was always looking for a reason to work less
17:35 <tronyx> ICE BURN!
17:35 <mrtyfrdm> hahaha
17:35 <mrtyfrdm> you know me
17:35 <tronyx> lol
17:35 <mrtyfrdm> just because you take 3.2 second smoke breaks doesn't mean i'm lazy
17:36 <tronyx> i quit bro
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> good for you
17:36 <tronyx> all i need to do now is quit farting and i should be good
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> im bad at quitting
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> i want to but ugh
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> i don't like being pissed off
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> and it pisses me off
17:36 <tronyx> you're always pissed off...
17:36 <mrtyfrdm> hardly
17:36 <tronyx> think about how much sweet shit you could buy with another 2K+ per year
17:37 <tronyx> a new TV, upgrade your ride, prostitutes, etc.
17:37 <mrtyfrdm> i have no reason to be pissed off all the time, especially not anymore
17:37 <mrtyfrdm> well aside from my job sucking, bu that gets resolved very soon
17:37 <tronyx> PROSTITUTES BRO!
17:37 <tronyx> resolving that soon? what's your plan
17:37 <mrtyfrdm> quit this job, go to another job
17:37 <tronyx> got something lined up?
17:37 <mrtyfrdm> that i know for a fact isn't bad
17:38 <mattman> SWEEEEEEEEEET
17:38 <mattman> company wide email delivered!
17:38 <tronyx> spammer
17:38 <mattman> Introducing Bro.NET
17:38 <mattman> Bro.NET is where bro’s get together to bang out some fun .NET code.
17:38 <mattman> Some of you were here last Friday when I brought this up... But tonight kicks off our first official hangout.
17:39 <@chrism> is .net actually considered code?
17:39 <tronyx> oh shit
17:40 <@chrism> I thought that was mostly like "drag the text box here" and then "publish"
17:40 <tronyx> that's VB 4.0
17:40 <@chrism> QUIET TRONYX
17:40 <tronyx> sorry dad
17:40 <@chrism> lol
17:40 <mattman> hm?
17:40 <tronyx> SOSOSRRY MR MEISINGNER!
17:40 <mattman> watcha mean tronyx
17:40 <tronyx> what is going on in here?
17:41 <tronyx> ok, time to pack up
17:41 <tronyx> bye
17:41 <mattman> bye dog
17:41 <@chrism> K BAI
17:41 <mattman> love u
18:06 <@chrism> oh fuck
18:06 <@chrism> http://www.rsa.com/node.aspx?id=3872
18:06 <@chrism> lololololo
18:06 <@chrism> RSA == OWNED
18:11 <sampson> spaces is a go
18:12 <sampson> owned
18:12 <@chrism> heh yeah
18:13 <sampson> i forgot how useful spaces was on a mbp
18:13 <sampson> got my terms in one window
18:13 <sampson> outlook on its own
18:13 <sampson> adium by itself and a browser on its own
18:13 <@chrism> dirty dirty outlook
18:13 <@chrism> =(
18:14 <@chrism> mail.app has exchange support ^-^
18:14 <@chrism> =P
18:14 <@chrism> (it probably sucks)
18:16 <sampson> it sucks horribly
18:21 <@chrism> MS did a very good job at making sure the only mail client that'd work with exchange worth a fuck was outlook
18:21 <@chrism> =\
18:23 <sampson> indeed
18:23 <@chrism> http://www.unmultimedia.org/tv/webcast/
18:23 <@chrism> here we go
18:23 <@chrism> =\
18:24 <@chrism> time to fight a third war?
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22:01 <sampson> this dude's gettin a negative review
22:01 <sampson> The All-Clad Copper Core 2-Quart Saucepan that you ordered was returned to us today via USPS. The packaging was damaged, but the pan was unharmed. There was some small scuffing on one side of the pan that appears to have happened during transit, but it was otherwise fine. The pan was reshipped today and should arrive soon. If you are unsatisfied with the scuff when you receive the pan, let me know and we can work something out.
22:01 <sampson> ...why did you ship it if it came back damaged
22:01 <sampson> def sending that shit back
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22:25 <@chrism> no shit
22:25 <@chrism> heh
22:25 <@chrism> ebay?
23:00 <kubi> lol
23:06 <sampson> amazon marketplace!
23:08 <sampson> i'm half tempted to say 'why did usps return a shipment to you that is not how it works' and light it up
23:08 <sampson> i might just write this off to "too good to be true"
23:08 <sampson> it IS a $300 pot and i paid $160
23:09 <sampson> but if there's no delivery confirmation
23:09 <sampson> i will be fucking him hard
23:28 <Volatile> up on teh new bawx
23:28 <Volatile> !
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