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#Chicago on Thursday, March 31, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/11x033114243254.jpg
http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/2z/abi/sf1s/54948/800641213.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/389Yo.jpg
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/03/microsoft-files-european-antitrust-complaint-against-google.html
http://i.imgur.com/pauHI.png
http://i.imgur.com/aKdAt.gif
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/kbeer0001.jpg
http://gigaom.com/2010/08/02/android-sales-overtake-iphone-in-the-u-s/
http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=54325
http://oi37.tinypic.com/noub2u.jpg[
http://www.hung-like-pornstar.com/us/How%20I%20Grew%20My%20Cock%20-%20How%20to%20enlarge%20your%20penis%21_files/header_inches.jpg
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=MSFT+Interactive#chart4:symbol=msft;range=3m;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=MSFT+Interactive#chart6:symbol=msft;range=19921201,20110330;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on
http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=aapl#chart2:symbol=aapl;range=19940601,20110330;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on
http://kotaku.com/#!5787694/offended-gay-gamer-wants-dragon-age-2s-writer-fired
http://i.imgur.com/ZBoLk.png
http://martyfreedom.com/images/rcn/DSC01320.JPG
http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/31/2-chicago-police-officers-accused-sex-assault/
http://miranda-im.org]


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
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00:03 <Randy> will work for sex
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07:06 <Volatile> morning
07:22 <Volatile> duck butter
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07:55 <sampson> todays theme: fuck you ubersmith
08:12 <sampson> i know it's a lie i want it to be true the rest of the ride is riding on you~~~
08:32 <@scrim> morning
08:54 <tronyx> morning hotties
09:02 <sampson> sup sexy
09:02 <sampson> wanna make out
09:02 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA best voice acting ever
09:03 <tronyx> yes i do sam
09:03 <sampson> sw8
09:03 <sampson> also gotta say
09:03 <sampson> time machine is pretty spiffy
09:03 <sampson> i upgraded my laptop to the new lion preview and it ran like shit so i formatted and reinstalled
09:04 <sampson> and i can revert to any image in the last 2 weeks
09:11 <tronyx> chrism: if you ever see this beer, it's a triple bock, called "before and after"
09:11 <tronyx> don't get it, it's fucking terrible
09:13 <@scrim> ahah
09:16 <tronyx> i decided to get some nice beers last night, just two bottles at the store. grabbed a 22 of arrogant bastard ale, which was fucking amazing
09:16 <tronyx> and i decided to try the triple bock since i've never had one before
09:16 <tronyx> opened it up, absolutely no head, fizzled like soda pop, and tasted like ass and sewer and alcohol and carmel malt
09:19 <tronyx> apparently it's the malt liquor of lithuania
09:19 <tronyx> the brewery in general
09:19 <tronyx> LOL
09:21 <@scrim> ahah
09:21 <@scrim> PLIENO REZERVAS
09:22 <@scrim> PLIENO REZERVAS TRIGUBAS BOCK
09:22 <tronyx> ...
09:24 <@scrim> that says "Steel Reserve Triple Bock" in lithuanian :)
09:24 <tronyx> lol
10:04 <sampson> logitechs new router http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/03/11x033114243254.jpg
10:04 <sampson> not only does it generate wifis it generates electricity?
10:05 <@scrim> they make routers now?
10:05 <@scrim> or rebrand at least
10:06 <@scrim> ahaha sampson
10:06 <tronyx> LOOL
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10:14 <SidWork> GM Peeps
10:17 <scofflaw> good morning, bitches
10:19 <SidWork> morning
10:26 <scofflaw> how goes the lotus nots
10:26 <scofflaw> notes
10:28 <SidWork> Funny you ask..
10:29 <SidWork> I got a call from a consulting company asking me about a position they have
10:29 <SidWork> it appears there is a shortage of notes administrators in Chicago
10:29 <SidWork> go figure.. lol
10:31 <SidWork> I bought a full frame camera yesterday..
10:31 <SidWork> I plan to hit the city soon to take some pictures of the skyline and some of LSD
10:42 <@chrism> tronyx: lol noted, who's the brewer?
10:43 <@chrism> lol @ notes
10:43 <@chrism> <- certified domino admin (from like 10 years ago)
10:43 <@chrism> lololo
10:45 <tronyx> uhhhhhhhhhhhh
10:45 <tronyx> idk, some lituanian
10:45 <tronyx> "before and after" beer +lithuania
10:45 <tronyx> GEWGLE
10:50 <@chrism> it still boggles me as to why 3 floyds sells PBR at the brewpub
10:50 <@chrism> wtf
10:50 <@chrism> lol
10:50 <@chrism> maybe it's an easy douchebag detector
10:51 <@chrism> "I'll take the pbr please" "Sorry, we're at max capacity, you'll have to leave" "But I'm already seated" "Sorry, we're at max capacity, you'll have to leave"
10:51 <m1k[3y]--> ah good ol PBR
10:52 <m1k[3y]--> champagne of douchebag hipsters
11:01 <@chrism> pmuch
11:01 <@chrism> horrible damned beer
11:02 <@chrism> when it was like a buck a can, sure, wtf I get cheap
11:02 <@chrism> but now it's not
11:02 <Volatile> PBR tastes *really* bad
11:02 <@chrism> lol
11:02 <Volatile> it's possibly the only beer that i can't drink
11:02 <Volatile> it tastes like beer that has gone bad from being warmed/cooled repeatedly
11:02 <@chrism> I love going to whole foods or something and seeing all these good beers
11:02 <@chrism> and then PBR
11:04 <@chrism> lol this morning saw someone in an R8 take traintracks too fast
11:04 <@chrism> sparks
11:04 <@chrism> awesome
11:04 <@chrism> =(
11:08 <phobosd> sup
11:08 <@chrism> OH HI
11:08 <@chrism> HOW R U
11:09 <@chrism> 'Andy's PHP Knowledgebase' SQL Injection Vulnerability (CVE-2011-1546)
11:09 <@chrism> Read more…
11:09 <@chrism> there's lulz there
11:12 * SQL injects Andy
11:12 <@chrism> well goddamned if that's not an apropos usage of a nick
11:12 <@chrism> A+++
11:13 <n|cotine> He's been waiting years for that joke.
11:13 <@chrism> novelty account wins
11:21 <phobosd> what
11:22 <@chrism> pmuch
11:24 <@chrism> http://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/mmedia/2z/abi/sf1s/54948/800641213.jpg
11:24 <@chrism> lol
11:24 <@chrism> so true
11:24 <sampson> how dat felt phobosd
11:24 <sampson> sql injecting you
11:24 <@chrism> beaucoup fish? yesplx
11:25 <sampson> you remdined me i need to email what i want to eat tomorrow
11:27 <@chrism> tronyx: lololo http://i.imgur.com/389Yo.jpg
11:29 <Volatile> all these servers we picked up have 10k RPM SCSI drives in em
11:29 <Volatile> heh
11:29 <Volatile> 50gb a pop
11:29 <@chrism> welcome to 2004
11:29 <sampson> FAST
11:29 <sampson> AS
11:29 <sampson> FUCK
11:29 <@chrism> i bet they are fucking fast though
11:29 <Volatile> GUNNA MAKE SUPAR REDUNDANT 50GB STORAGE
11:29 <@chrism> lol
11:29 <sampson> dude
11:30 <sampson> 3ware 9750
11:30 <sampson> only way
11:30 <sampson> go
11:30 <sampson> for
11:30 <sampson> broke
11:30 <Volatile> imma do mirroring across 50 50gb disks
11:31 <sampson> dude make 12 raid 10s, raid that into 6 raid 10s, raid that into 3 raid 10s raided into raid 5
11:31 <@chrism> K skopis
11:31 <sampson> yup
11:31 <Volatile> heh
11:32 <Volatile> no idea the specs of these boxes
11:32 <Volatile> they're all like 25 degrees.
11:32 <Volatile> gotta power one up
11:32 <Volatile> they have floppy drives in em
11:32 <Volatile> lawl?
11:32 <Volatile> they have xeon stickers on em too
11:32 <Volatile> the wave of the future
11:32 <Volatile> etc
12:02 <m1k[3y]--> yo chrism: what was that site you were talking about a few months ago that streams sports games/tv?
12:02 <scofflaw> youtube
12:03 <m1k[3y]--> awesome!
12:03 <@chrism> oh hrm
12:03 <@chrism> i don't recall off the top of my head
12:04 <sampson> i hate legal speak
12:04 <sampson> it makes me go cross-eyed
12:05 <@chrism> and you're handling DMCAs
12:05 <@chrism> irony alert
12:05 <@chrism> =P
12:06 <@chrism> wow macvim, like all fucking open source software, has a horrible damned UI
12:07 <@chrism> s/all/mosgt/
12:07 <@chrism> most even
12:07 <@chrism> fuckit'
12:12 <scofflaw> hah
12:12 <scofflaw> macvim was kinda a pita
12:27 <@chrism> yeha
12:27 <@chrism> easier to just fire up a term and use vim
12:27 <@chrism> heh
12:28 <@chrism> http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2011/03/microsoft-files-european-antitrust-complaint-against-google.html
12:28 <@chrism> lololo
12:28 <@chrism> can't innovate? LITIGATE!
12:29 <Mr_Roboto> wow that is fucking irony
12:30 <@chrism> Google has restricted the ability of Microsoft's Bing and other rival search engines to gather data from YouTube needed to properly display search results, Smith said. Google also has blocked smartphones running Microsoft's Windows software from operating properly with YouTube -- problems that iPhones and phones with Google's Android software do not have, he said.
12:30 <@chrism> lololol bullshit
12:30 <@chrism> if fucking any hack out there can do a youtoube app, i don't know what stops ms
12:32 <Mr_Roboto> it's probably b/c the phone runs IE6
12:33 <@chrism> hahahaha
12:33 <@chrism> oh where's mattman for this =(
12:33 <@chrism> i mean mrtyfrdm is a good ms troll and all, but he has logic, which makes it not fun
12:33 <@chrism> =(
12:34 <Mr_Roboto> no it just amuses me that microsoft is playing the victim of anti trust or actually is the victim of a monopoly
12:35 <Mr_Roboto> either way the irony is hillarity
12:35 <@chrism> oh yeah
12:35 <@chrism> either way
12:35 <@chrism> fuck 'em
12:36 <@chrism> lol @ google having 95% of the search hits in europe
12:36 <Mr_Roboto> google scares me more than Microsoft
12:36 <@chrism> damn
12:36 <@chrism> yes and no
12:36 <@chrism> i've been down that road with a few friends that were goog employees =P
12:36 <@chrism> theyhave a stupid amount of personal data on *
12:36 <Mr_Roboto> yeah. exactly. Microsoft has your software's control. Google has your DATA.
12:37 <@chrism> and at their heart they *are* an advertising company
12:37 <@chrism> the diff is there's plenty of good alternatives to MS
12:37 <@chrism> there's not to google, at least for search
12:37 <@chrism> i mean bing is there, but it's a joke
12:37 <scofflaw> yea and they try hard to keep it that way
12:37 <Mr_Roboto> a lot of the engines are powered by google too
12:37 <@chrism> and everything else is like not even worth mentioning
12:37 <scofflaw> thye want barrier to entry to be very high
12:37 <scofflaw> but there's wolfram alpha!
12:37 <@chrism> hah yes
12:37 <@chrism> but woflram is a diff kind of thing than google altogether
12:38 <Mr_Roboto> The FTC MAJORLY fucked any chance of Microsoft ever doing well in the search market
12:38 <Mr_Roboto> and fucked Yahoo even worse
12:38 <@chrism> the FTC did?
12:38 <Mr_Roboto> Yahoo and Microsoft were gonna do a merger till the FTC blocked it
12:38 <@chrism> meh i dont' think that'd have helped them
12:38 <@chrism> combining two shit search engines doesn't make a good one
12:39 <scofflaw> true
12:39 <scofflaw> just ask dogpile.com
12:39 <@chrism> i mean really, if MS wants to fucking pony up, they need to provide search on googles level w/o the adfarm shit
12:39 <@chrism> haha yes
12:39 <@chrism> I'd jump ship in a heartbeat to a search engine that wasn't assfucked by SEO optimization
12:40 <@chrism> *AND* could provide good results
12:40 <Mr_Roboto> chrism:I agree unfortunately the SEO fucks will always pollute search engines long term
12:40 <@chrism> the onl reason bing isn't cluttered with that shit now is that it's just not worth it to try
12:40 <@chrism> yep
12:41 <@chrism> I mean i'm not realy tied to any specific brand, I just use/buy good products at the end of hte day
12:42 <@chrism> I <3 my apple shit because it works solidly for what I do. If someone makes something better, I'd use that in a heartbeat
12:42 <@chrism> I use google because it is by far the best engine, and I use gmail because the alternatives are FUCKING HORRIBLE
12:42 <scofflaw> bro
12:42 <scofflaw> mail.app ftw
12:42 <@chrism> haha i use that
12:42 <@chrism> but I wouldn't if I had to tie to exchange
12:43 <SidWork> gmail share your email with google.. FTW
12:43 <scofflaw> works OK for me
12:43 <scofflaw> exchange mail and calendar are all groovy
12:43 <sampson> just wait until lion
12:43 <sampson> apple decided to say fuck the hig
12:43 <sampson> let's make this iphone 2
12:43 <@chrism> SidWork: any online free email service has some cost
12:43 <@chrism> weather that's being farmed for ads, or whatever
12:43 <sampson> ical is fugly
12:43 <@chrism> yeah it is
12:43 <SidWork> Privacy
12:44 <SidWork> yup
12:44 <@chrism> you want privay, run/maintain your own email
12:44 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/pauHI.png
12:44 <scofflaw> there was a pretty good quote that went something like if the product/service is free then you are whats being sold
12:44 <@chrism> I have in the past, and fwiw afte ryears and years, that shit gets lost, broken, etc
12:44 <sampson> that's lion chrism
12:44 <Mr_Roboto> even that's not any assurance of privacy but it majorly helps
12:44 <SidWork> Honestly.. I love google
12:44 <Mr_Roboto> not like email is usually fucking cryptoed
12:44 <SidWork> at least they are honest
12:44 <sampson> i think apple got great influences for their latest style of ical
12:45 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/aKdAt.gif
12:45 <scofflaw> SidWork not entirely true
12:45 <scofflaw> look at what happened with Buzz
12:45 <scofflaw> they weren't hoenst with their users about how their information was being used/shared
12:45 <scofflaw> and they were fined
12:45 <scofflaw> but as compared to people like MS sure, they seem mostly honest; )
12:45 <@chrism> haha
12:46 <SidWork> yup
12:46 <@chrism> ya now, MS has mostly struck me as severly out of touch, moreso than dishonest
12:46 <@chrism> like they've drank too many batches of their own koolaid
12:46 <sampson> i don't mind goog apps
12:46 <sampson> if they wanna harvest my invoices and farm my total rewards spam
12:46 <sampson> go for it
12:47 <m1k[3y]--> ls
12:47 <@chrism> i don't use google apps but I will use gmail
12:47 <SidWork> I use google apps
12:47 <SidWork> laditude
12:47 <Mr_Roboto> chrism:I think MS deep down somewhere thinks that the "linux fad" will go away.
12:47 <SidWork> got my wife on check..
12:48 <@chrism> Mr_Roboto: agreed, or that they can somehow "win"
12:48 <@chrism> and it's not that kind of game
12:48 <Mr_Roboto> survival=winning
12:48 <Mr_Roboto> making money=winning
12:48 <@chrism> #TIGERBLOOD
12:48 <sampson> #tigerblood
12:48 <sampson> DAMNIT
12:48 <@chrism> LOLOLOLO
12:48 <@chrism> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/kbeer0001.jpg
12:49 <sampson> story of my life
12:49 <Mr_Roboto> We'll see if they can pull off the Windows Mobile thing but right now it's just a bunch of "me toos" with shit like their search engine, phone OS (no wince doesn't count) virtualization and so on
12:49 <@chrism> I don't expect winmo to do shit
12:49 <@chrism> if it was going to, it would have
12:49 <scofflaw> agreed
12:50 <scofflaw> they're losing in a game of catch u p
12:50 <scofflaw> like, copy and paste!
12:50 <@chrism> android, blew the fuck up it's first year, iphone, same
12:50 <scofflaw> wooha!
12:50 <sampson> not realy chrism
12:50 <sampson> android took a few years
12:50 <sampson> it wasn't until 2.1/2.2
12:50 <@chrism> i bet android first year sales destroyed just about any other vendors short of apples
12:50 <@chrism> now
12:50 <@chrism> i do not have these #'s and am speaking purely from my anal region
12:50 <sampson> i bet wikipedo knows
12:50 <@chrism> lololo wikipedo
12:52 <Mr_Roboto> chrism:What's really funny is that people say there are no real competitors to the iphone but Blackberrys still do VERY well
12:52 <sampson> it doesn't
12:52 <sampson> ;___;
12:52 <scofflaw> Mr_Roboto i dont think thats true
12:52 <@chrism> i don't think blackberries *still* do well
12:52 <@chrism> I think there's just a lot of them out there
12:53 <scofflaw> Mr_Roboto for example, RIMM stock is down nearly 25% over the last year
12:53 <scofflaw> and they have some tablet coming out that will probably flop
12:53 <scofflaw> the playbook
12:53 <Mr_Roboto> http://gigaom.com/2010/08/02/android-sales-overtake-iphone-in-the-u-s/
12:53 <Mr_Roboto> they still have a HUGE share in the market though
12:54 <scofflaw> yea
12:54 <scofflaw> government
12:54 <Mr_Roboto> regardless
12:54 <Mr_Roboto> their $ is green right?
12:54 <scofflaw> yes, but i dont think they're doing VERY well is the only argument i'm trying to make
12:55 <scofflaw> for example, i read something the other day that was talkign abotu since iphone/android the profit per device for RIMM has dropped significantly
12:55 <Volatile> android sales do not turn into revenue
12:55 <Volatile> that's why it's not even close to competing with iphone
12:55 <Mr_Roboto> the whole market is slowly fucking its self though
12:56 <Mr_Roboto> by under cutting one another
12:57 <scofflaw> isn't that what companies do
12:57 <scofflaw> hell
12:57 <scofflaw> governments are doing it
12:57 <scofflaw> debasing their currencies is a race to the bottom
12:58 <scofflaw> so hopefully someone will do something innovative
12:58 <scofflaw> and if i were a betting man, and i am, i bet it will be AAPL!
12:58 <scofflaw> :P
12:59 <Mr_Roboto> you will think differently bitchez
13:09 <SidWork> to many versions of android
13:14 <@chrism> http://bugs.php.net/bug.php?id=54325
13:14 <@chrism> hjahahahhaa
13:14 <@chrism> GO PHP DEVS
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13:18 <chrispi> chrism: HAH
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13:28 <Volatile> heh
13:31 <Mr_Roboto> tell this guy to go code Ruby or something
13:32 <Mr_Roboto> is it bad that these guys are actually making fun of him?
13:34 <m1k[3y]--> i don't think so
13:34 <Volatile> could it be that the troll was so effective, they don't realize they were trolled
13:34 <Volatile> ?
13:34 <Mr_Roboto> true
13:34 <m1k[3y]--> i mean unless you declare your variables beforehand
13:35 <Mr_Roboto> are you trolling them Volatile?
13:35 <Mr_Roboto> :D
13:35 <Mr_Roboto> I never got why they did the whole "name at server dot com" thing any more
13:36 <Mr_Roboto> it may have been effective in the day but I mean some fucking regex could take care of that in a heart beat and they have spam bots that read captchas now
13:36 <Mr_Roboto> for fucks sake I bet they can figure that out
13:38 <sampson> http://oi37.tinypic.com/noub2u.jpg[
13:40 <Volatile> ahaha
13:40 <Orb_> i didn't know jpegs are animated.
13:40 <Volatile> it's not a jpg
13:42 <Orb_> i guess not.
13:45 <@chrism> ChrisM:~ chrism$ head noub2u.jpg
13:45 <@chrism> GIF89a???$)9
13:46 <Volatile> sweet use of head, brah
13:46 <Volatile> $ file noub2u.jpg
13:46 <Volatile> noub2u.jpg: GIF image data, version 89a, 394 x 422
13:46 <Volatile> ONE UPPED
13:46 <@chrism> =(
13:49 <scofflaw> chrism awesome hostname
13:49 <Volatile> ~all i do is win-win-win no matter what~
13:50 <@chrism> lol
13:50 <@chrism> THANK YOU SIR
13:53 <Orb_> '89? Aren't we like in 2011?
13:53 <Orb_> Come on, get with the times.
13:53 <Volatile> lawl!
14:51 <sampson> nws duh http://www.hung-like-pornstar.com/us/How%20I%20Grew%20My%20Cock%20-%20How%20to%20enlarge%20your%20penis%21_files/header_inches.jpg
14:51 <sampson> but i'd click the shit out of that ad anywhere i saw it
14:53 <@scrim> ahha
14:54 <@scrim> what's continually funny to me, is that clearly some people are
14:54 <@scrim> or no one would bother
15:04 <Volatile> http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=MSFT+Interactive#chart4:symbol=msft;range=3m;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on;source=undefined
15:04 <Volatile> geezuz MSFT
15:04 <@chrism> haha
15:04 <@chrism> THUNK
15:05 <Volatile> http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=MSFT+Interactive#chart6:symbol=msft;range=19921201,20110330;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on
15:05 <Volatile> that's the chart of a company that just sits around collecting money
15:05 <Volatile> heh
15:06 <Volatile> 'We made Windows. We're done here.'
15:09 <@scrim> hah
15:09 <@scrim> 2000 - XP comes out
15:09 <@scrim> the end
15:10 <Volatile> heh
15:10 <Volatile> MSFT makes tons of fucking money
15:10 <Volatile> but they dont "do" anything
15:10 <@scrim> yeah when did gates retire?
15:10 <@scrim> around then too?
15:10 <Volatile> like 10+ years ago?
15:10 <@scrim> like around the time their stock flatlined :)
15:11 <Volatile> hah
15:11 <Volatile> i dont think that really matters
15:11 <@scrim> i mean if I woke up one day and realized i'd been the richest man in the world for like 10 years running
15:11 <Volatile> MSFT was there when the industry needed a Microsoft
15:11 <@scrim> i'd probably lose a lot of interest in going to work :)
15:11 <Volatile> they released their flagship Windows
15:11 <Volatile> repeatedly
15:11 <Volatile> until it was pretty good
15:11 <@scrim> yeah
15:11 <Volatile> but that's all they really do
15:11 <@scrim> yeah 7 is nice and all
15:11 <Volatile> yah
15:11 <@scrim> but I don't really care
15:11 <Volatile> i like 7 a lot
15:12 <Volatile> but.. it's just an OS
15:12 <@scrim> it's hardly much better than 2000 :)
15:12 <Volatile> MSFT needs to pop their dividend
15:12 <@chrism> exactly, at some point, it's just a damned OS
15:12 <@scrim> they are all about the same to me
15:12 <@scrim> i click things, thigns happen
15:12 * scrim shrug
15:13 <@chrism> excluding linux desktops
15:13 <Volatile> yeah, dont click linux. it clicks back.
15:13 <@chrism> I click things... Then i open a terminal, fix something, and then I click things again hoping it works
15:13 <@chrism> repeat for 4 hours, and play mp3s
15:14 <Volatile> http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=aapl#chart2:symbol=aapl;range=19940601,20110330;indicator=volume;charttype=line;crosshair=on;ohlcvalues=0;logscale=on
15:14 <Volatile> it would look far more impressive if the chart was like 5 times bigger vertically
15:14 <Volatile> haha
15:17 <Volatile> Yesterday's rumors have proven true, as Sony Online Entertainment confirms 205 cut positions, the closure of three studio locations, and puts the final bullet in the head of massively multiplayer online spy game The Agency.
15:17 <Volatile> more sony fail in the queue
15:18 <Volatile> Current bid:US $1,725.00
15:18 <@chrism> BECAUSE OF PIRATES
15:18 <Volatile> damn.. that silent hill gittar is getting spensive
15:21 <Volatile> it's still under 3x the actual product value tho
15:22 <Orb_> I thought it was l33t sp34k thursday.
15:23 <Volatile> no. it's disable your channel logger thursday.
15:23 <Orb_> oh, you know about that.
15:23 <Orb_> 1337 5p34k?
15:42 <sampson> ya tronyx flipped out when he saw your dumb site
15:43 <scofflaw> tronyx is a punk bitch
15:44 <sampson> *steam punk bitch
15:44 <sampson> have you seen his steam punk watch?
15:44 <sampson> it's pretty awesome
15:45 <scofflaw> no i haven't, and i'm sure it isn't
15:45 <tronyx> it is awesome
15:45 <@chrism> OH HE SPEAKS
15:45 <sampson> tronyx: when i come to chicago in may will you wear your steampunk watch
15:45 <phobosd> oh, when are you coming again?
15:46 <phobosd> may?
15:46 <@chrism> anytime you type sweettits
15:46 <sampson> may 13th but i won't be downtown until the following monday
15:46 <tronyx> i need to lay down
15:46 <sampson> then i leave friday
15:46 <tronyx> feel onset of a bitching headache
15:46 <scofflaw> where is the pic
15:46 <phobosd> ah ok, remind you to help you figure out where to stay
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15:46 <phobosd> because i'm leaving on the 18th to KCMO for gradutations
15:47 <sampson> you hobag
15:47 <phobosd> welp
15:48 <Volatile> http://kotaku.com/#!5787694/offended-gay-gamer-wants-dragon-age-2s-writer-fired
15:48 <Volatile> what a fag.
15:48 <Volatile> ;P
15:48 <sampson> waaaaat
15:49 <sampson> i totally banged anders
15:49 <sampson> twice
15:49 <sampson> dude is posessed how could you not pass that up
15:49 <sampson> 3some w/ no drama
15:49 <@chrism> hahaha
15:50 <Volatile> heh
15:50 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/ZBoLk.png
15:50 <sampson> hahahaha
15:51 <Volatile> dont get
15:51 <sampson> there was a rage comic about some guy that said something to some girl about the weekend
15:52 <sampson> saved himself with the line in the last panel
15:52 <Volatile> oh
15:52 <Volatile> contextual joek
15:52 <Volatile> ..or maybe not
15:52 <sampson> isn't 99% of reddit contextual
15:52 <@chrism> hahahaha
15:52 <Volatile> no. it's garbage.
15:52 <@chrism> that's funny
16:00 <scofflaw> reddit is taking over
16:00 <scofflaw> when it's not donw
16:00 <scofflaw> down
16:01 <Volatile> osnp
16:02 <scofflaw> you know whats really gay
16:02 <scofflaw> running your dns on the windows stack
16:02 <scofflaw> the/a/whatever
16:02 <Volatile> did you just imply windows has a true stack?
16:02 <Volatile> YOU MOTHERFUCKER
16:02 <Volatile> get mattman in here.
16:02 <scofflaw> it's just so stupid
16:03 <scofflaw> some things we do here, are dumb
16:03 <scofflaw> like, run DNS on windows
16:03 <@chrism> why would you do that?
16:04 <scofflaw> wish i knew
16:04 <scofflaw> but i think it's because linux is still relatively new here
16:04 <scofflaw> we used to be primarily a windows shop
16:05 <Volatile> people used to believe in dragons
16:05 <Volatile> ..then they found jesus.
16:05 <@chrism> lolo
16:07 <scofflaw> just another example of something i dont like at the new job
16:07 <scofflaw> something else super gay
16:07 <scofflaw> no remote access until i've been employed 6 months
16:07 <scofflaw> which i guess is a good thing too, but, it's fucking dumb
16:08 <scofflaw> but i think it kinda sums up the attitude here, that coupled with the reminder in our TEchnology group all-hands meeting the other day about the goldman programmer who got 8 years
16:08 <SidWork> Jesus is a myth.. But dragons? Now we are talking!!
16:08 <scofflaw> they're pretty paranoid
16:08 <Volatile> i think it's pretty certain jesus existed.
16:08 <Volatile> he was the best damned salesman ever
16:08 <SidWork> Here is something funny
16:09 <Volatile> a goldman programmer got 8 years?
16:09 <Volatile> ONE TENTH OF A PENNY
16:09 <SidWork> Republicans who believe in Jesus Christ are more or less agaist communism right?
16:09 <scofflaw> the guy who tried stealing some/all of their HFT code
16:09 <Volatile> wtf are you talking about, sid?
16:09 <SidWork> but Jesus was more or less a Communist.
16:09 <scofflaw> to come to chicago
16:10 <Volatile> oh
16:10 <Volatile> lawl
16:10 <Volatile> why steal that shit
16:10 <Volatile> get paid to re-write it at new company
16:10 <Volatile> probably was a java programmer
16:10 <Volatile> :\
16:10 <Volatile> heh
16:11 <scofflaw> hah
16:11 <scofflaw> funny
16:11 <scofflaw> i'm guessing it would have been a lot of work for 1 gy
16:11 <scofflaw> guy
16:11 <Volatile> heh
16:11 <scofflaw> or maybe he just wouldn't to have it as a reference
16:11 <scofflaw> i dunno
16:11 <Volatile> i've looked at some of protocols
16:11 <scofflaw> either way, he got caught, and now he got 8 years
16:11 <Volatile> they're pretty whack
16:12 <Volatile> more protocols designed for inefficiency
16:12 <scofflaw> whack or not, i'm pretty confident GS is making good money with it
16:12 <scofflaw> and if not them, then certainly other HF traders are
16:12 <Volatile> well, yeah
16:12 <Volatile> pretty much every trade is being executed with them
16:12 <Volatile> heh
16:13 <scofflaw> oh
16:13 <scofflaw> that reminds me
16:13 <scofflaw> i wanted to go to the observation pit today while trading was going on
16:13 <scofflaw> i saw it for the first time yesterday after close, papers all over the ground and shit
16:13 <Volatile> hah
16:13 <scofflaw> would be nice to see it in action
16:13 <scofflaw> well, observation deck of this particular pit
16:13 <Volatile> im surprised some of the indexes are down today
16:13 <Volatile> i did fairly well
16:13 <SidWork> I remember hearing about some IT guy who got pissed off @ his boss. Wrote an email saying he quit.. Went to the server room in his company and simply turned off all of the servers. He was charges with Corporate Terrorism.
16:14 <SidWork> charged even
16:14 <Volatile> i could see that.
16:14 <scofflaw> yea
16:14 <Volatile> production servers off = losing money
16:14 <scofflaw> bad idea
16:14 <scofflaw> much l ike that city of San Fran network admin who held passwords hostage or something
16:14 <Volatile> it's not like he just turned off some peoples' desktops heh
16:14 <scofflaw> just not a good idea
16:14 <Volatile> or our common employer in NV
16:14 <Volatile> wonder how that lawsuit worked out for chuck
16:15 <Volatile> think he's ever gunna get the settlement?
16:15 <scofflaw> heh
16:15 <Volatile> heh
16:15 <scofflaw> i'm sure he's ok
16:15 <scofflaw> no
16:15 <phobosd> http://martyfreedom.com/images/rcn/DSC01320.JPG
16:15 <phobosd> i spot a scofflaw
16:15 <scofflaw> but fortunately for him noel's got some loot i guess
16:15 <phobosd> and a chrism
16:15 <@chrism> have luke and dan under my pits
16:15 <@chrism> awesome
16:15 <@chrism> oh yeah that modernbill shirt
16:15 <@chrism> LOL
16:15 <@chrism> i think i lost that at coachella
16:15 <Volatile> hah
16:15 <Volatile> yah
16:15 <Volatile> i think noel is doing okay
16:15 <Volatile> ;P
16:16 <scofflaw> yea, probaby
16:16 <scofflaw> probably
16:16 <@chrism> lol @ that night
16:16 <Volatile> i was in on some meetings with noel where he turned mr business on
16:16 <@chrism> "we're going in shifts, you guys stand here for 30 mins"
16:16 <@chrism> "fuck this imma go do shots"
16:16 <@chrism> TO KASEY'S
16:16 <phobosd> lol
16:16 <Volatile> like firing someone who has cancer and shit
16:16 <Volatile> heh
16:16 <scofflaw> hah
16:16 <scofflaw> nice guy
16:16 <scofflaw> brb smoke
16:17 <Volatile> chuck had a real hard time firing evelyn
16:17 <Volatile> or so he said
16:17 <SidWork> Stand in meetings?
16:18 <SidWork> Sounds like Scrum
16:18 <Volatile> nothing 20 beers and a large order of chili cheese fries puked all over the side of a pickup at 80mph can't fix.
16:27 <phobosd> man
16:27 <phobosd> bottle of wine
16:27 <phobosd> and some kabobs on the grill
16:27 <phobosd> this is my evening
16:27 <Volatile> hellz yah
16:27 <phobosd> oh and this book i got
16:27 <phobosd> "the game"
16:27 <phobosd> pretty good
16:27 <Volatile> is it over?
16:27 <phobosd> oh, and a chocalitin
16:27 <phobosd> i
16:27 <phobosd> http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738
16:31 <Volatile> fun timez
16:36 <Volatile> A morbidly obese man found fused to a chair he had been stuck in for two years has died, it was revealed today.
16:36 <Volatile> The unnamed man had been found unconscious on Sunday by his girlfriend and had to be wedged free from his recliner by emergency services.
16:37 <Volatile> The man was found by health officials sitting in his own faeces and urine and covered in maggots at the house on Sunday.
16:38 <Volatile> Emergency crews had to pry him free, as his skin was stuck to the recliner with urine, feces and maggots.
16:39 <Volatile> i bet that guy was a THRILL at parties
16:40 <@chrism> jesu
16:40 <@chrism> heh
16:42 <SidWork> The first responders had to "burn their clothes" since they could not get the smell out of their uniforms.
16:42 <SidWork> thats crazy
16:52 <Volatile> his death may have been horrible
16:52 <Volatile> ..but those cheeseburgers were WELL worth it
16:53 <Volatile> hah.. caught the tail end of bizarre foods from a night or so ago
16:53 <Volatile> ..after eating some like 10 course meal at a super fancy place
16:53 <Volatile> the chef comes out and personally serves him a cheeseburger
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18:50 <sampson> how the fuck
18:50 <sampson> i got an email from blizzard saying my wow account was hacked
18:51 <sampson> it has been closed for ages
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20:21 <@haabingaa> lol
20:21 <@haabingaa> i had that happen too
20:29 <kt> billaybaby
20:29 <myrky> ugh
20:29 <kt> and myrky :P
20:29 <myrky> I AM MOVED!
20:29 <kt> GOOD
20:29 <myrky> ..ugh I'm tired
20:29 <myrky> now I can start unpacking
20:29 <kt> you're going to be lonely living by yourself :P
20:30 <myrky> its possible.. but I think the benefits will outweigh it..
20:30 <kt> hehehe
20:31 <billay> i can live with you and clean floors!
20:31 <myrky> kt you looking for a in-house maid?
20:32 <myrky> you'll have to setup servants quarters
20:32 <kt> ahaahha i'd love an inhouse maid
20:36 <kt> right now we dont have enough room for us let alone servants quarters :)
20:41 <dvitous> kt just wants a house boy
20:41 <dvitous> fuck the maid nonsense
20:41 <kt> nothing wrong with a houseboy
20:45 <myrky> I want to be a houseboy!
20:45 <myrky> that would be a sweet gig
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21:00 <dvitous> kt's houseboy?
21:00 <dvitous> kt has some fairly strict qualifications
21:00 <dvitous> first one being sterility
21:10 <myrky> I think that may disqualify me.. at least as far as I know..
21:10 <kt> damn
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21:30 <unfazed92> yo
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21:30 <unfaded> whats up with the street lights
21:31 <unfaded> are we finally ditching those gaudy peach lights in favor of some nice uniform white lights
21:31 <unfaded> if so then its about time
21:32 <unfaded> i blame Rahm.
21:33 <unfaded> http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/31/2-chicago-police-officers-accused-sex-assault/
21:33 <unfaded> i love chicago.
21:45 <dvitous> them cops make out like bandits
21:45 <dvitous> BWAAAHAAHAAAHAAA
21:45 <dvitous> I kill me
22:18 <kawaiiblu> 15:27 < phobosd> oh, and a chocalitin
22:19 <kawaiiblu> come get one!
22:21 <mi|kman> can i have one
22:26 <tronyx> what's up my bitches
22:41 <kawaiiblu> yes of course
22:41 <kawaiiblu> they're SOOOOO good
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