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#Chicago on Friday, April 1, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemNext&item=160565804078&autorefresh=true#ht_976wt_1141
http://i.imgur.com/ojDRW.png
http://pastebin.com/MNx7ige6
http://www.hulu.com/index.htm
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/index0401.php
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/chicago-cubs-cant-believe-theyre-doing-this-again,19870/


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Fri Apr 01 00:00:11 2011
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03:18 ..: mode/#chicago [+b meapl*!*@*] by Rummy
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05:09 <VVelox_> re
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05:19 ..: mode/#chicago [-b meapl*!*@*] by Piku, Rummy
08:03 <Volatile> http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html
08:59 <tronyx> morning
09:02 <@scrim> morning
09:02 <@scrim> Dear Chicago, my toes are cold, can you bring spring already
09:08 <scofflaw> and then i saw his face, now i'm a belieber
09:31 <tronyx> hey Volatile, i think you're a cool guy
09:35 <tronyx> scofflaw: i think you're cool
09:36 <Volatile> wowz
09:36 <Volatile> not a single red on my screen
09:36 <Volatile> GO GO GADGET BEAR MARKET
09:36 <Volatile> IM GLAD I SOLD WHEN EVERYONE SAID TO
09:36 <Volatile> (lawl)
09:38 <tronyx> Volatile: i think you're cool
09:38 <Volatile> thanks, honey
09:38 <Volatile> you're not so bad yourself.
09:39 <Volatile> fucking silent hill guitar is at $3k now
09:39 <tronyx> writing standards and policies is not fun
09:39 <Volatile> :((
09:39 <tronyx> silent hill guitar?
09:39 <Volatile> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemNext&item=160565804078&autorefresh=true#ht_976wt_1141
09:39 <Volatile> a $500 guitar for $3k
09:39 <Volatile> heh
09:39 <Volatile> i was still considering it at under $2500
09:40 <scofflaw> tronyx i know i'm a big pimp
09:40 <Volatile> SCOFFLAW, QUICK: SELL SELL SELL
09:40 <Volatile> MASSIVE BUUR MARKET
09:40 <Volatile> heh
09:40 <scofflaw> hah
09:40 <scofflaw> it's coming i think
09:40 <tronyx> sampson: you there?
09:40 <Volatile> loo
09:40 <sampson> hi
09:40 <Volatile> keep saying that
09:40 <Volatile> eventually it'll happen
09:41 <Volatile> heh
09:41 <scofflaw> shrug
09:41 <tronyx> PM sampson
09:41 <scofflaw> i'm a double dip believer
09:41 <Volatile> obama wasn't born in the states.
09:41 <scofflaw> ummm ok
09:41 <scofflaw> pretty sure he was born in hawaii but thats so off topic
09:41 <Volatile> heh
09:42 <Volatile> suddenly CMI got super popular
09:42 <Volatile> i wonder if cramer pumped it
09:42 <Volatile> it's returned about 15% in the last couple weeks
09:44 <Volatile> dont see any price target changes
09:44 <Volatile> wonder what's up w that.
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09:52 <sampson> http://i.imgur.com/ojDRW.png
09:52 <sampson> story of my life
09:57 <Orb_> Here's a good 4/1 prank: put tape on your neighbor's mouse sensor.
10:00 <tronyx> hey sampson i think you're cool
10:01 <sampson> you too babycakes
10:01 <tronyx> APRIL FOOL
10:01 <tronyx> 'S
10:01 <sampson> :(
10:01 <tronyx> HAHAHHAHAH I CAN"T BELIEV EYOU VFEELL FOR IT
10:01 <tronyx> jk, i do think you're cool
10:01 <tronyx> and i miss you oodles
10:01 <sampson> fool me once shame on you
10:01 <tronyx> fool me twice, can't fool me again?
10:01 <Volatile> heh
10:02 <Volatile> oh, bush.
10:02 <Volatile> i miss him.
10:02 <Volatile> we need palin for presidnt.
10:02 <sampson> A FOOLED MAN CAN'T BE FOOLED
10:02 <tronyx> hahha
10:02 <tronyx> metasploit april fool's update & execute msfconsole: http://pastebin.com/MNx7ige6
10:03 <sampson> nice
10:03 <Volatile> lawl?
10:03 <Volatile> poor comodo
10:04 <tronyx> yea, just launched it and i was like uhmmmmmm
10:04 <Volatile> they r our customar.
10:04 <Volatile> their CEO is very friendly with our lead sales guy heh
10:08 <Orb_> And let the hilarity ensue.
10:08 <Orb_> oops
10:09 <Volatile> ?
10:09 <Orb_> It was a followup to my earlier comment.
10:09 <Volatile> ohz
10:09 <Volatile> meetung.
10:10 <SidWork> Friday Lieday.. Happy April 1st!!
10:19 <Randy> happy gmail motion
10:20 <scofflaw> that shit is gay
10:21 <scofflaw> google +1
10:21 <scofflaw> that's taking over
10:31 <VVelox> re
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10:56 <Volatile> blargh
10:57 <Volatile> some of our integration partners are super fucking annoying :\
10:57 <Volatile> i just had to argue my way out of a silly 1hr conference call that will accomplish nothing.
10:57 <Volatile> in favor of doing work for a *real* customer
10:57 <Volatile> how weird. arguing to work.
10:57 <Volatile> heh
11:10 <sampson> owned
11:10 <sampson> luke put this god damn paper clip on manage
11:10 <sampson> it's annoying
11:13 <sampson> and now it's sideways
11:18 <tronyx> lol what
11:21 <m1k[3y]--> clippy
11:21 <m1k[3y]--> ?
11:30 <chrispi> bwahahaha
11:30 <chrispi> http://www.hulu.com/index.htm
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11:31 <Volatile> Our place in the Geocities neighborhood is under construction. Build your own site on Geocities, the best spot for fanpages on the World Wide Web!
11:31 <Volatile> heh
11:31 <Volatile> Best Viewed in Netscape Navigator or Internet Explorer at 1024x768.
11:31 <Volatile> lawl
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11:48 <scofflaw> heh
11:49 <scofflaw> we have like, high school students cruising through our office
11:49 <scofflaw> on some kind of tour of CME/CBOT
11:49 <@chrism> you gonna get sum?
11:49 <scofflaw> i was looking
11:49 <scofflaw> trying to pick a few out
11:49 <@chrism> fuck yeah
11:49 <@chrism> collect 'em all now
11:54 <m1k[3y]--> hahah
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12:03 <jeffm> you guys saw hulu.com today right? pretty funny
12:05 <tronyx> yes
12:26 <@scrim> http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/index0401.php
12:26 <@scrim> along the same lines
12:33 <scofflaw> its always interesting what i overhear the retail brokerage support people talking about
12:34 <scofflaw> such as, "being short on XYZ and the stock going down $2 will cause you to owe us $200,000"
12:34 <scofflaw> that would kinda suck
12:34 <scofflaw> er, stock goes up $2
12:39 <@chrism> hahah nice
12:39 <@chrism> brewing supplies in texas, NOT TAXED as it's unprepared food
12:39 <@chrism> woot!
12:39 <Volatile> yeah
12:39 <Volatile> i'm not very good with shorting stuff.
12:39 <Volatile> it's difficult for me to find a company i think will fail
12:39 <Volatile> even short term
12:40 <Volatile> it's a lot easier to think a company will do well over the long-term, even if short-term it's not doing so well
12:40 <Volatile> the last couple weeks have been nothing but positive for me, on companies that were doing badly short-term
12:40 <Volatile> im currently out-pacing the S&P quite nicely
12:41 <@chrism> that's damned good
12:41 <@chrism> and yay, my order from austin homebrew is en route
12:41 <Volatile> werd
12:41 <@chrism> doing an english pale ale this time
12:41 <@chrism> gonna put some meyer lemon orange zest in it too
12:41 <@chrism> cause i think that'd be a solid combo
12:42 <Volatile> werd
12:43 <Volatile> chrism
12:44 <Volatile> Current bid:US $3,000.00
12:44 <Volatile> :(((
12:44 <Volatile> SH guitar.
12:49 <@chrism> g'damn
12:49 <@chrism> heh
12:50 <Volatile> i was still considering it at like $2500
12:50 <@chrism> g'damn
12:50 <@chrism> hehe
12:50 <Volatile> it's now over 4 times the actual value of the guitar itself
12:53 <@chrism> haha /r/nfl on reddit redid everyones team logos to their rivals
12:53 <@chrism> like I have a raiders logo next to my name now
12:54 <@chrism> lol
12:54 <Volatile> woops
12:54 <Volatile> i guess it's worth less than i thought
12:54 <Volatile> i thought it was worth 650
12:54 <Volatile> 580 is more accurate
12:55 <Volatile> making the bid price over 5 times more than the actual value
13:08 <@chrism> http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/chicago-cubs-cant-believe-theyre-doing-this-again,19870/
13:24 <@scrim> ahah
13:27 <Volatile> wait.. the cubs ARE playing another season?
13:27 <Volatile> aww shit.
13:32 <@chrism> haha
--- Log closed Fri Apr 01 13:33:07 2011
--- Log opened Fri Apr 01 15:26:04 2011

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