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#Chicago on Friday, March 25, 2011



Links mentioned today:
http://webchat.xs4all.nl]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/hp/creatine.html
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/employee.php?PackerName=tina.sailor
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/employee.php?PackerName=katrina.roberts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxleH60hDJY
http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/03/12/8271524f56774cc58bf45fd55ffc3627_7.jpg
http://lifehacker.com/#!5784153/how-to-bring-back-the-hold-q-to-quit-prompt-in-google-chrome
http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2009/02/18/february_2009_web_server_survey.html
http://news.netcraft.com/archives/category/web-server-survey/
http://raincat.bysusanlin.com/#play
http://i.imgur.com/8Vsp3.gif
http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/why-isnt-mom-running-apache.png
http://i.min.us/idAWEG.png
http://www.vidarholen.net/~vidar/rage/130108707627992.html
http://pastie.org/private/hexeo9tilsa9xrnw6cxa


Log as of 11:59PM (time in EDT):
--- Log opened Fri Mar 25 00:00:39 2011
02:09 <VVelox> re
02:24 <billay> lowrider
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05:23 <VVelox> Firefox 4 is highly over rated.
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06:57 <pearl2201> no one chating with me
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08:10 <Volatile> morning
08:21 <Volatile> On April 1, 2011, Sony Computer
08:21 <Volatile> Entertainment America LLC ("SCEA")
08:21 <Volatile> will transfer its online services
08:21 <Volatile> operations, including your wallet
08:21 <Volatile> and the funds in it, to Sony Network
08:21 <Volatile> Entertainment America Inc. ("SNEA").
08:21 <Volatile> "SNEA" hahahah
08:21 <Volatile> ..ahem
08:53 <sampson> yay i can see again
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08:54 <@scrim> new glasses?
08:58 <SIDWork> Good Morning everyone
08:59 <SIDWork> Happy fucken Friday!!
09:01 <tronyx> morning
09:01 <tronyx> IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
09:01 <@scrim> oh it is friday
09:01 <@scrim> until right now I thought it was thursday
09:01 <@scrim> i'm totally out of it
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09:12 <m1k[3y]--> hello #chicago
09:12 <m1k[3y]--> it's friday
09:13 <m1k[3y]--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
09:17 <Orb_> Kickin' it in the front seat, kickin' it in the back seat ... etc
09:17 <m1k[3y]--> FUN fUN FUN FUN
09:18 <Orb_> m1k[3y], you're not the mike from the fox lake area, are you?
09:18 <m1k[3y]--> nope
09:19 <m1k[3y]--> i am originally from Elgin, lived in Chicago for about 7 years, worked at midphase which is where i know the fine folks in #chicago
09:19 <m1k[3y]--> now live in NYC
09:22 <Volatile> scofflaw, since you love iowa so much, you'll be happy to know that your beloved people have voted in favor of being able to kill morning doves.
09:22 <Volatile> another successful political debate in IA.
09:22 <Volatile> next on the agenda: banning abortion
09:22 <m1k[3y]--> morning doves?
09:22 <Volatile> yes
09:22 <Volatile> IA's political atmosphere is deep
09:22 <m1k[3y]--> wtf
09:22 <@scrim> as deep as it's manure piles :)
09:22 <Volatile> they want to ban abortion, defund the department of education, and be able to kill morning doves
09:22 <Volatile> 1 of 3 down.
09:22 <Volatile> 2 to go
09:22 <Orb_> Are you glad to be in NY, m1k[3y]?
09:23 <m1k[3y]--> speaking of abortion
09:23 <Volatile> i just drink a bunch of radioactive iodine before i inject inside a girl
09:23 <m1k[3y]--> SD just voted to mandate that women consult a consoler before getting an abortoin
09:23 <m1k[3y]--> yeah, it's not too bad
09:23 <Volatile> heard about that
09:23 <m1k[3y]--> fucking expensive though
09:23 <Volatile> it's free in japan, brah
09:23 <Volatile> they've got tons of it
09:24 <m1k[3y]--> chicago is cheap compared to NYC
09:24 <m1k[3y]--> I miss being able to find a good studio in Logan Square or some place for like 800 a month
09:24 <Orb_> but you must have moved there for a pay increase.
09:24 <m1k[3y]--> well, my pay went up but only to match the cost of living
09:25 <m1k[3y]--> which is fucking nuts out here
09:25 <m1k[3y]--> especially if you live in manhattan
09:25 <Orb_> well sure.
09:25 <m1k[3y]--> but moved here with a girl
09:25 <m1k[3y]--> did not work out
09:25 <m1k[3y]--> classic story
09:25 <Orb_> ouch
09:26 <m1k[3y]--> but i found a decent job
09:26 <m1k[3y]--> which is why i am still out here
09:26 <Orb_> i get the feeling you've considered moving back though.
09:27 <m1k[3y]--> true, i was totally ready to come back but then i got my current job and I moved into a nicer place then where i was living when i first got here
09:27 <m1k[3y]--> things got a little better so i decided to stick around
09:28 <Orb_> what do you do for fun out there?
09:29 <m1k[3y]--> drink :)
09:29 <m1k[3y]--> hang out
09:29 <Orb_> excellent
09:29 <tronyx> NEED MORE CREATINE!
09:29 <m1k[3y]--> same as chicago but bigger city :)
09:29 <tronyx> working on my barry bonds starter kit
09:30 <m1k[3y]--> s/CREATINE/STEROIDS
09:30 <m1k[3y]--> if you got to do it go balls out bra
09:30 <tronyx> nah, balls will shrink and i will yell at my gf all the time
09:31 <m1k[3y]--> hahha
09:31 <m1k[3y]--> true
09:37 <Volatile> loo
09:37 <Volatile> what kind of creatine you taking?
09:37 <Volatile> i been using creatine for over a yuur
09:41 <Volatile> pro tip you may not know, if your creatine is not micronized, you're pretty much wasting your money
09:41 <Volatile> non-micronized creatine is like trying to drink water by eating ice cubes
09:41 <Volatile> the micronized kind is only slightly more expensive
09:42 <m1k[3y]--> does that creatine stuff work though?
09:42 <Volatile> yep
09:42 <Volatile> most definitely
09:42 <m1k[3y]--> interesting
09:42 <Volatile> it can be used several ways
09:42 <m1k[3y]--> i just started working out
09:42 <Volatile> it's not necessarily just for strength-training
09:43 <Volatile> if you dont load, it's like an endurance supplement
09:43 <Volatile> if you load, you better be strength training, cuz it's gunna hurt your endurance a bit
09:43 <m1k[3y]--> so is it like protein shakes where if you don't work out you get fat if you take it?
09:43 <tronyx> uea, it works
09:44 <Volatile> i generally load at the start of the month, do a lot more strength training at that point, then in the maintenance phase, i just do anarobics, etc
09:44 <Volatile> no
09:44 <Volatile> it has no calories
09:44 <Volatile> and protein shakes dont make you fat.
09:44 <m1k[3y]--> no?
09:44 <Volatile> the protein supplement i take is only 200 calories per 60g of protein
09:44 <Volatile> try doing that with chicken breast, bro
09:45 <Volatile> nothing makes you fat except intake/output
09:45 <m1k[3y]--> intake/output?
09:45 <Volatile> only eat lard, you can still lose weight
09:45 <Volatile> just keep the calories down
09:45 <m1k[3y]--> aye
09:45 <Volatile> if you're doing like fighting and shit, you'll *definitely* notice creatine
09:46 <Volatile> especially during the loading phase
09:46 <Volatile> try it out. it'll cost ya like $20 to try it
09:46 <Volatile> get a small amount
09:47 <Volatile> http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/hp/creatine.html
09:47 <m1k[3y]--> sweat man, i will give it a shot i think
09:47 <Volatile> that's what i use
09:48 <Volatile> for over a year now.
09:48 <m1k[3y]--> i assume GNC carrys it
09:48 <Volatile> dunno
09:48 <Volatile> creatine is creatine, as long as it's 100% creatine (no binders), and it's micronized
09:48 <Volatile> if there's anything else in it, don't buy it
09:49 <Volatile> people try to market all kinds of weird creatine supplements, like "candies" and shit
09:49 <Volatile> they're pretty much useless
09:49 <Volatile> you need to up your intake of water significantly when taking creatine
09:49 <Volatile> and if possible, take it with high-sugar drink like OJ
09:49 <m1k[3y]--> cool man
09:49 <Volatile> the spike in blood sugar gets the creatine to the muscles in higher amounts
09:49 <m1k[3y]--> so micronized
09:49 <Volatile> yep
09:49 <Volatile> 100% creatine, micronized
09:50 <Volatile> haha.. i love how bodybuilding.com shows you packaged your order
09:50 <Volatile> a pic of them
09:50 <Volatile> it's always some black or asian girl
09:50 <Volatile> http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/employee.php?PackerName=tina.sailor
09:50 <m1k[3y]--> hahaha
09:50 <m1k[3y]--> awesome
09:50 <Volatile> http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/employee.php?PackerName=katrina.roberts
09:51 <Volatile> gunna go through all my orders
09:51 <Volatile> shit.. they didn't do that before those 2 orders
09:51 <Volatile> heh
09:52 <Volatile> werd
09:52 <Volatile> the first chick uses self tanning oil
09:52 <Volatile> cuz black chicks need to ta
09:52 <Volatile> tan
09:52 <Volatile> ..and the second one, who is obviously obese, is using protein shakes
09:52 <Volatile> SUUURE
09:52 <Volatile> ;P
09:52 <m1k[3y]--> i will do this
09:53 <Volatile> ?
09:53 <Volatile> brb
09:56 <Volatile> there's plenty of good supplements that aren't bad for you, and provide an actual benefit
09:57 <m1k[3y]--> well, i have been taking a lot of vitamins lately
09:57 <Volatile> on the flip side, there's tons of supplements that are bad for your overall health, that provide a short-term benefit, and tons of supplements that are costl that do absolutely nothing
09:57 <Volatile> like vitamins
09:57 <Volatile> ;P
09:57 <m1k[3y]--> really?
09:57 <Volatile> if you're gunna take a multivitamin, take one that's specifically for men
09:57 <Volatile> they have less vitamin E
09:57 <Volatile> vitamin E in large doses is bad
09:57 <Volatile> for men
09:57 <tronyx> whey protein isolate, creatine
09:58 <tronyx> monster lifts, don't be a bitch, push til you puke
09:58 <Volatile> hah
09:58 <tronyx> that's how you work out
09:58 <tronyx> forget this gay ass shit about testosterone boosters and fucking 900 reps
09:58 <m1k[3y]--> been taking vitamin C 1000mg, a B complex, and a Calcium with vitamin D
09:58 <tronyx> 4x10s, 3x6s til you puke, grunt, heal, get ripped
09:58 <Volatile> you're pissing out all the vitamin C
09:58 <m1k[3y]--> balls out bro
09:59 <Volatile> dude, if you aren't eating your vitamins from regular food, you're likely not absorbing or utilizing them
09:59 <tronyx> just thinking about it makes me want to go beast mode
09:59 <m1k[3y]--> haha
09:59 <tronyx> gonna eat a clif bar, go to vitamin shoppe then come back and fucking shout like ozzy while i get my swell on
09:59 <Volatile> there are tons of vitamins that cannot be absorbed by your lower intestine unless they're alongside a certain type of solution
09:59 <tronyx> then punch an old person
10:00 <Volatile> so if you just pop a vitamin with water, you're eating a $0.25 vitamin and pissing it right out
10:00 <Volatile> money well pissed.
10:00 <Volatile> heh
10:00 <m1k[3y]--> but my pee is nice and bright
10:00 <Volatile> loo
10:01 <m1k[3y]--> it's like i am pissing sunny d
10:01 <tronyx> PROTEIN
10:01 <Volatile> piss should be clear ;P
10:01 <tronyx> FUCK
10:01 <tronyx> i want to workout with you guys
10:01 <tronyx> RIGHT
10:01 <tronyx> NOW
10:01 <Volatile> put your mouthpeice in, g. lets get this shit on.
10:02 <tronyx> for real
10:02 <tronyx> can't wait for vitamin shoppe to open
10:02 <tronyx> hahaha
10:02 <Volatile> another upgrade for AAPL
10:03 <Volatile> i love it every time someone tells me AAPL is going to $300 this year
10:03 <Volatile> i just buy moar.
10:03 <Volatile> !
10:08 <sampson> HI TRONYX
10:08 <sampson> MISS U <333
10:08 <Volatile> sam
10:08 <Volatile> you get your eyes done?
10:08 <sampson> no
10:08 <sampson> april 21
10:08 <Volatile> oh shit
10:08 <Volatile> honeywell reports that day
10:08 <Volatile> good luck to both of us
10:08 <Volatile> ;P
10:08 <sampson> yesterday was to make sure i was a candidate
10:08 <Volatile> ah
10:08 <Volatile> werd.
10:14 <sampson> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxleH60hDJY
10:23 <SIDWork> OMG that song sucks arse
10:24 <sampson> http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/03/12/8271524f56774cc58bf45fd55ffc3627_7.jpg
10:32 <@scrim> ahah nice shirt
10:45 <Volatile> long meeting was long
11:17 <@chrism> yeah, def. can't use the little girl as my alarm clock anymore
11:17 <@chrism> she's sleeping in
11:17 <@chrism> lol
11:40 <sampson> gotta be a welcome change
11:43 <@chrism> hah sorta
11:44 <@chrism> it's fun as hell to wakeup to her though
11:44 <@chrism> so while annoying that i'm woken up, it's cute as shit
11:44 <@chrism> lately she's been doing that indian sound where you make a high pitched sound and flap your hand against your mouth
11:44 <@chrism> WOO WOO WOO WOOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
11:44 <@chrism> and so that's been my alarm clock
11:44 <@chrism> lol
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12:12 <SIDWork> hurm..
12:16 <Volatile> o..k
12:16 <Volatile> just got an email from a customer
12:16 <Volatile> and he CC'd a guy in .ch.. the guy in .ch is named "Moron"
12:17 <Volatile> srs.
12:20 <@scrim> ahah
12:20 <@scrim> poor guy
12:22 <SIDWork> there is a guy in my company named... Myman Superman
12:22 <SIDWork> Indian fellow
12:39 <sampson> im about to do the same to someone
12:39 <sampson> "do this"
12:39 <sampson> "...done"
12:39 <sampson> "you changed nothing... do it again"
12:39 <sampson> this is 5 times now and he hasn't done it... you would think if he was having problems he'd ask for help
12:41 <@chrism> fuck no
12:41 <@chrism> admin pride yo
12:41 <@chrism> NEVAR ASK QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS ARE WEAKNESS
12:42 <sampson> http://lifehacker.com/#!5784153/how-to-bring-back-the-hold-q-to-quit-prompt-in-google-chrome
12:42 <sampson> thank fucking god
12:42 <sampson> i was sperging the fuck out that they took ito ut because of a bunch of babies
12:42 <sampson> best.feature.ever
12:44 <@chrism> worst feature ever
12:44 <@scrim> does win-q work too?
12:44 <sampson> what the fuck
12:44 <sampson> it's not in there
12:44 <@chrism> "I know that EVERY OTHER FUCKING WINDOW IN YOUR OS does it like *this*, but we're gonna do it like *this*
12:44 <sampson> great, i just updated chrome and lost the feature
12:44 <sampson> chrism: you can still quit by tapping q twice
12:44 <sampson> it's nice for when you accidentally didn't want to quit
12:44 <@chrism> see prior comment
12:44 <sampson> so hold q jfc
12:45 <@chrism> see prior comment
12:45 <sampson> you're the reason why we can't have nice things
12:45 <sampson> too afraid of change
12:45 <sampson> i bet you shit bricks when os 9 was EOLd
12:45 <@chrism> No, I like consistency.
12:46 <@chrism> I don't want it to turn into linux where everyone does their interface their own way
12:46 <@chrism> i'd shank motherfuckers
12:46 <@chrism> or microsoft even really
12:46 <sampson> but it's not different
12:46 <@chrism> yes sam, it is.
12:46 <sampson> all they did was make it so you stop accidentally quitting
12:46 <@chrism> you're bitching about the default behavior of a window manager
12:46 <sampson> oh my god i have to hold a key for .5 seconds longer or double tap
12:46 <@chrism> changing that is... different
12:46 <sampson> i'm bitching that osx blows in w and q are too close together
12:46 <@chrism> get a non-shit keyboard?
12:47 <@chrism> I never have that problem
12:47 <@chrism> hehe
12:47 <@chrism> and I can barely type three lines w/o a mistype =P
12:47 <sampson> whatever you're either really bored or trolling or both
12:47 <@chrism> then again, I never use cmd-w either
12:47 <sampson> well there you go
12:47 <sampson> i use it all the fuckin time
12:47 <@chrism> a bit of c:
12:48 <sampson> dear pizza get done i'm hungry
12:48 <@chrism> GET IN MUH BELLY
12:48 <@chrism> i want J to get a pizza stone
12:48 <@chrism> so she can work on some super thincrust stuff
12:54 <sampson> gonna stab luke
12:54 <sampson> i think he's trollin me
12:54 <sampson> vpn works fine, doin work
12:54 <sampson> he pops in admins
12:54 <sampson> HEY SOMEONE REBOOT THE RSA VPN
12:54 <sampson> and i'm like it works nooooootooolate
12:54 <Volatile> dewp
12:55 <Volatile> RSA IS SRS BSNS
12:55 <Volatile> THEY INVENTED MD5, G
12:55 <Volatile> NO COLLISIONS
12:55 <Volatile> EVER.
12:59 <@chrism> why woudl you reboot the vpn box?
13:00 <@chrism> is it windows?
13:00 <Volatile> cuz the MD5 hash collided, bro
13:00 <@chrism> nah that can't happen man
13:00 <Volatile> you can't use it for hash tables anymore!
13:00 <@chrism> lol
13:00 <Volatile> (lawl @ 128bit hash table keys)
13:03 <sampson> zomg verizon selling ipad 16gb first gen for $300
13:03 <sampson> BRB
13:04 <sampson> chrism: it's this windows gateway that occasionally overheats
13:04 <Volatile> i just read that myspace lost 10m accounts last month
13:04 <@chrism> oh lol
13:04 <sampson> it's like a box older than ns1.rec
13:04 <Volatile> this reminded me to cancel my account.
13:04 <sampson> complete shit pile
13:04 <@scrim> ahah
13:04 <@scrim> yeah I nuked mine a while ago
13:04 <@chrism> hahaha damn
13:04 <@scrim> i think anyway
13:04 <@scrim> i forget
13:04 <Volatile> You're… leaving us?
13:04 <@chrism> ns1/ns2.rec were complete pieces of shit
13:04 <Volatile> haha
13:04 <@chrism> like literally 75 dollar pizza boxes
13:04 <@chrism> lol
13:04 <Volatile> Why not preserve your profile, playlists and photos by deleting your friends and changing your privacy setting to "Only my friends?" That way, you can still enjoy using Myspace Music and Video and if you ever want to come back, it's here waiting for you!
13:05 <Volatile> Damn.. that seems like a much better alternative to just clicking 'delete'
13:05 <@chrism> I wonder what'll replace facebook
13:05 <Volatile> china
13:05 <sampson> ^^
13:05 <sampson> qq.net
13:05 <Volatile> haven't you seen all the commercials about how china owns our debt, and how we work for the chinese in 2020?
13:06 <sampson> overnight QQ went from like nothing to one of the top httpds on the interwebs
13:06 <@chrism> omfg what is qq.net
13:06 <sampson> it's some chinese network
13:06 <sampson> it's like massive
13:06 <Volatile> it's a domain alias for orkut
13:06 <@chrism> jesus fuck
13:06 <Volatile> !
13:06 <Volatile> everyone's moving to orkut.
13:06 <sampson> http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2009/02/18/february_2009_web_server_survey.html
13:08 <sampson> qq is like the blogger.com of china
13:10 <@chrism> sampson: you should post the more current one
13:10 <@chrism> that shows the IIS super decline
13:10 <@chrism> lol
13:10 <@chrism> http://news.netcraft.com/archives/category/web-server-survey/
13:10 <@chrism> "We added a bunch of shit and then LOST IT ALL TO APACHE
13:10 <@chrism> "
13:10 <sampson> oh where's mattman
13:11 <@chrism> on the nile
13:11 <@chrism> or in denial
13:11 <@chrism> not sure which
13:11 <@chrism> =P
13:12 <@chrism> This increase comes despite large losses of 2.23M at skyrock.net due to their servers no longer reporting a server banner.
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14:23 <Volatile> christ americans are idiots
14:23 <Volatile> if there's one thing CNN is good at, it's demonstrating that point.
15:14 <sampson> no fox news
15:14 <sampson> http://raincat.bysusanlin.com/#play
15:14 <sampson> i need windows
15:14 <Volatile> fox news is *for* idiots
15:15 <mrtyfrdm> http://i.imgur.com/8Vsp3.gif
15:15 <Volatile> loo
15:21 <sampson> http://jokegurus.com/wp-content/uploads/why-isnt-mom-running-apache.png
15:22 <Volatile> joke received.
15:22 <sampson> http://i.min.us/idAWEG.png
15:27 <Volatile> Will you be driving around an open-world city and shooting people in L.A. Noire? Yes, but that’s not the focus. I used the word “adventure†earlier, and in fact, that’s what stood out to me in the demo. This game retains some of the familiar trappings of GTA, but at its heart, it can perhaps be best described as an evolution of the classic point-and-click adventure game.
15:27 <Volatile> do want.
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17:02 ..: Topic for #chicago: < sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go
17:02 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 17 11:58:35 2011]
17:02 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
17:02 <@chrism> you using strict and warnings?
17:02 <m1k[3y]--> warnings
17:03 <m1k[3y]--> no strict
17:03 <@chrism> you might be running into some odd conflict w/ a prior usage of a var
17:05 <@chrism> and ya know, something like this is more suited for a while() rather than nested for's
17:05 <@chrism> set your iterator at the opening of the while loop, then increment at the end of the loop until you hit th elimit
17:06 <kubi> me trolling some guy in another channel
17:06 <kubi> turned into a funny comic
17:06 <kubi> http://www.vidarholen.net/~vidar/rage/130108707627992.html
17:06 <kubi> he told me he spent 50% of his time doing "R&D"
17:06 <kubi> and he's like a noc tech
17:06 <kubi> so i told him he's a moron and he doesn't know what R&D means
17:06 <kubi> then he still claimed he did r&d
17:06 <kubi> then comic.
17:07 <Volatile> people pick jurys in patent cases because they know the judge will rule against them, and they know average americans are idiots, and can be swayed with bullshit
17:07 <Volatile> on that note, we currently are being sued in texas, for supposed patent infringement
17:07 <Volatile> texas must be good for patent squatters.
17:08 <kubi> yeah it's funny
17:08 <kubi> the first company they went after was a no-name web host in texas
17:08 <Volatile> we're the only no-name company
17:08 <kubi> now they're suing hundreds of companies, every single one in california
17:08 <Volatile> the other defendants are IBM, HP, etc
17:08 <kubi> they just did the first one to get the lawsuit in texas
17:08 <kubi> haha
17:08 <Volatile> Lexmark
17:08 <Volatile> etc
17:08 <kubi> hash table lookups?
17:08 <Volatile> lawl
17:08 <Volatile> it's pretty much that dumb.
17:09 <Volatile> our software doesn't even come close to infringing on the patent
17:09 <kubi> yeah these guys claim they have a patent on a certain hash table lookup included in the linux kernel
17:09 <kubi> and claim we owe them 50% of our revenue
17:09 <Volatile> yet, we still hafta spend thousands of dollars defending ourselves
17:09 <kubi> because it gives us a 50% performance boost to every server
17:09 <Volatile> wow
17:09 <Volatile> that's even gayer than this shit
17:09 <kubi> even more ironic
17:09 <Volatile> these guys are claiming we're infringing on some email patent
17:09 <kubi> the code was removed by us from the linux kernel 2 years ago
17:09 <kubi> because it was slow
17:09 <Volatile> because we released like 15 lines of code GPL like 8 years ago
17:10 <@chrism> m1k[3y]--: I'd do something like this http://pastie.org/private/hexeo9tilsa9xrnw6cxa
17:10 <Volatile> that receives a plaintext email, converts to a TIF, and faxes it via asterisk
17:10 <@chrism> obv. replace the print "" w/ your proper system command
17:10 <Volatile> their patent is issued for a full email to fax gateway, where shit has an addressbook of email addresses, and it can proxy seemelessly between fax and email
17:10 <Volatile> both ways
17:10 <m1k[3y]--> sweet man
17:10 <m1k[3y]--> thanks
17:11 <Volatile> patent squatters
17:11 <Volatile> if i got called to testify, i'd break their legs.
17:11 <@chrism> np, i mean that's not copy/pasta'able code, but that's how I'd do an iterator like wha tyou're trying to do (without knowing more about it)
17:11 <Volatile> they dont want me in the same room
17:11 <Volatile> i hate patent squatters
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17:34 ..: Topic for #chicago: < sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go
17:34 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 17 11:58:35 2011]
17:34 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
17:38 <Volatile> heh
17:39 <Volatile> good ol perl
17:39 <m1k[3y]--> that worked chrism :)
17:39 <Volatile> 15mb VM commonly used to parse a file.
17:39 <m1k[3y]--> thanks dude
17:39 <m1k[3y]--> ok
17:39 <m1k[3y]--> i am out
17:39 <@chrism> m1k[3y]--: \m/
17:39 <m1k[3y]--> peaCe
17:39 <@chrism> werd ltz
17:39 <@chrism> Volatile: eh?
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17:40 <@chrism> I think that depends on what/how you're parsing =P
17:40 <Volatile> just the size of memory needed to load perl
17:40 <Volatile> that's all :P
17:41 <@chrism> #!/usr/local/bin/perl \n use EVERYTHING();
17:41 <@chrism> =P
17:41 <Volatile> heh
17:54 <VVelox> holy fuck the Firefox 4 is ugly.
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18:21 <dvitous> it hides one of the tool bars fer that lil pulldown thing
18:21 <dvitous> u can restore that
18:21 <dvitous> then it looks like the old version
18:31 <VVelox> dvitous: Actualy I've not seen that. It did not do that in the slightest when I installed it.
18:32 <VVelox> The placement of address bar and related buttons below the tabs is just horrible.
18:34 <VVelox> I am certain it can be changed. Also need to sit down and muck around with the theme.
18:35 <dvitous> yeah... I couldn't find the "tools" menu to start Chatzilla
18:36 <dvitous> had to restore the menu bar to get to that
18:41 <VVelox> What OS is that on there? I did not see any thing about that while looking around for a setting to move the address/tab bars.
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19:47 <n|cotine> One more beer from the beer cart and I'm officially drunk at work
19:48 <VVelox> Ohh?
19:48 <mi|kman> n|cotine: WINNING
19:48 <VVelox> I am curious where you work for now.
19:48 <n|cotine> THE HOP
19:48 <n|cotine> ... FOR NOW?!?!?!
19:50 * VVelox nods.
19:51 <mi|kman> n|cotine: Oh?
19:51 <mi|kman> do tell.
19:53 <n|cotine> That's what he said!
19:53 <mi|kman> I did.
19:58 <n|cotine> No, VVelox
20:00 <@chrism> wtf is vvelox?
20:00 <n|cotine> Nevermind.
20:01 <VVelox> chrism: Blarg? That makes no sense.
20:01 <VVelox> s/for now/now/
20:02 <@chrism> oooh, grammar fail
20:02 <@chrism> understood
20:02 <@chrism> hehe
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23:09 <@chrism> scofflaw: you did a facebook obituary for a cat. I was obligated to clik "Like"
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23:26 ..: Topic for #chicago: < sampson> 15" is really the largest i could ever go
23:26 ..: Topic set by chrism [chrism@EADGB.E] [Thu Mar 17 11:58:35 2011]
23:26 ..: Channel #chicago created Wed May 8 00:23:06 2002
23:27 <Orb_> Ok, I think I am now fixed.

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